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Joined 06-07-13, id: 4773368, Profile Updated: 03-11-15
Author has written 36 stories for Glee, Merlin, Harry Potter, 100, Now You See Me, Divergent Trilogy, and Modern Family.

Things I love:

my friends my cats Harry Potter (Fremione and Jily ftw) Glee Puckleberry Grant Gustin Anything with Grant Gustin in Sharknado Sharknado 2 Sand sharks Avalanche sharks Sharktopus Big ass spider Any bad movies Cookie dough ice cream Winter Iceland Pizza Zebras Penguins Les Mis Alcohol Rain Trampolines Offensive jokes Turkey Twizzlers (damn you Jamie Oliver) Russell Howard Frankie Boyle Free things Finding money

Things I hate:

Food on planes Berries People Ashley Cole Misuse of the word literally Slow internet! Cleaning The price of Freddos (65p is ridiculous) Grammar problems Chris Brown Butterflies/Moths/Insects/Birds People who say "on accident" Hospitals Pop up ads Wayne Rooney
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The Wasting Game by Polomonkey reviews
Merlin stops eating. No-one notices, and then someone does.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,414 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
She Loves You by Lily Luna Longbottom reviews
She loves you, they tell you all the time. You can't believe them. You're not sure why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Anchor by Ryker Strom reviews
The void and the darkness are always there. Trigger warning: thoughts of suicide, mention of previous suicide attempt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Blaine A., Sebastian S.
Jealousy by boshrocks reviews
Short one-shot about how he feels about her. one word- jealous. better than it sounds
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
UmI'm George by Lurisa reviews
Hermione makes a mistake in identity...and maddness ensues. Rated to be safe...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
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Necklace of Rope reviews
Trigger warning! Spoilers for Series 3 Episode 14, "On My Way". David during the song Cough Syrup.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2015 - D. Karofsky
Aftershock reviews
AKA - How Sebastian Smythe became Sebastian Smythe. Set as the sequel to the Lifetime TV Movie, "A Mother's Nightmare". Chris Stewart is in need of a new start and a new personality. This is the story of his journey from being innocent Chris to arrogant Sebastian, and how he's not quite as heartless as he seems.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,966 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 3/5/2015 - Sebastian S.
Zero reviews
Set sometime after Allegiant, massive spoilers for the ending so don't read if you haven't read it. Tobias faces his Fear Landscape and is surprised by the results. There has never been someone truly fearless before. How did he conquer his fears?
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2015 - [Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias] Christina, Zeke - Complete
May We Meet Again reviews
Spoilers for the end of Season 2. Bellamy tells Abby that Clarke has gone. She is not happy.
100 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Abigail G./Abby, Clarke G., Bellamy B. - Complete
Wings (are made to fly) reviews
Trigger warning. Bellamy finds out that Clarke is hurting herself and introduces her to the butterfly project.
100 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Clarke G., Bellamy B. - Complete
Monsters reviews
Santana is woken up in the middle of the night to deal with the monsters under Brittany's bed. Really short and sweet. Hints at Brittana!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Not Goodbye reviews
An alternate ending to the Series 2 season finale. Clarke wants to leave, to take the blame for what has happened but Bellamy won't let her. Bellarke!
100 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/3/2015 - [Bellamy B., Clarke G.] - Complete
Lost reviews
Bellamy returns from a hunting party to find his worst nightmare. How does he cope when the girl he loves goes missing, and he knows just where to find her.
100 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 3/11/2015 - [Bellamy B., Clarke G.]
Cross My Heart reviews
Tobias gets a tattoo after Allegiant (massive spoilers) and he refuses to show anyone. Christina tries to help him through his loss.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P.] Christina, Zeke - Complete
Chicago reviews
Rachel and Kurt run the school musical. Inspired by Smash. Each chapter is based on a song from the amazing musical, Chicago. Starts off Rachel/Brody but ends up with Smytheberry. Also features Klaine, Jarley, Ryley, Jitty and a bit of Brittana.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Rachel B., Sebastian S.] Kurt H., Kitty
Gone
MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR ALLEGIANT! How does Tobias cope with the death of the only person he ever truly loved? (Answer: he doesn't). Angsty, but it gets better at the end.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2015 - [Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias] Christina - Complete
Andy reviews
Andy is in hospital after his appendix bursts, Haley is there helping him through it. When Haley meets someone unexpected, it turns out that maybe Andy's mysterious girlfriend isn't as bad as she thought.
Modern Family - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Haley D. - Complete
Ten reviews
What would have happened if there was no war? Tobias and Tris train the new recruits together and Tris gets to demonstrate that even though she looks harmless, she is the complete opposite.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/1/2015 - [Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias] - Complete
Falling reviews
Karofsky isn't the only person who's tried to kill himself, he was just the one who failed. Major character death and trigger warning.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2015 - Sebastian S. - Complete
Cheating reviews
Finn thinks that Rachel is cheating on him. Everyone else thinks that Finn is stupid. Major Finn bashing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Rachel B., Puck, Santana L. - Complete
The Confrontation reviews
Alternate version of Finn's confrontation with Brody. Starts out as Canon, but changes towards the end.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Rachel B., Finn H., Brody W. - Complete
Making the Video reviews
What if things hadn't quite gone to plan. What if Jack's crash wasn't intended. What if he didn't survive the accident. How do the other Horsemen cope continuing with the plan without him. Major character death. LoversDeath/JackDaniels pairing
Now You See Me - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2015 - [Jack W., Daniel A.] Merritt M., Henley R. - Complete
Mommy Issues reviews
AKA Closure. Rachel and Jesse become friends due to working in the same musical on Broadway. Jesse realises that what Rachel really needs to move on with her life is closure in her relationship with her mother. So that's exactly what he gives her. Sort of St. Berry romance but mostly just friendship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2015 - [Rachel B., Jesse sJ.] Shelby C. - Complete
Falling Star reviews
Set after Season 6 Episode 1 (Spoilers for this episode). After the end of That's So Rachel, a certain Diva needs a reminder of who she is. I'm normally not a Finchel fan, but they had their moments. Dedicated to Cory Monteith.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2015 - [Finn H., Rachel B.] Sam E. - Complete
Take a Chance on Us
Inspired by the Schouting For Girls song, Take a Chance. Santana comes back to Lima to convince Brittany to take her back, set somewhere in season 4. Starts as Bram but pretty much completely Brittana.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2015 - [Santana L., Brittany P.] Sam E. - Complete
Left Behind reviews
Jesse St. James really did love Rachel Berry. Set after Season 1. Warning mentions of suicide/implied character death. Songfic to the song Left Behind from the amazing musical Spring Awakening.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2015 - [Jesse sJ., Rachel B.] Shelby C. - Complete
Deal with the Devil reviews
Noah Puckerman makes a deal with Satan- I mean Santana. She promises him that she has a fool-proof plan to get his girl e song featured is Musical Soulmate by Mark Salling. This is a companion piece to Surprise Matchmaker, although you don't need to have read it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2015 - [Puck, Rachel B.] Santana L. - Complete
Surprise Matchmaking reviews
Set after Yes/No. Santana hears about Finn's proposal and has a minor rant at why Finchel should never happen. Major Finn-bashing, do not read if you ship Finchel. Rated for Santana's language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/28/2015 - [Santana L., Brittany P.] [Puck, Rachel B.]
Need You Now reviews
Sonfic to "Need You Now" by Lady Antebellum. Weasley twins. Spoilers for Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2014 - George W., Fred W.
Love Stinks reviews
Where do Finn and Jesse go after storming out of the choir room after the Run Joey Run disaster? They have a heart to heart in the corridor of course.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Finn H., Jesse sJ.
Bella Notte reviews
Another point of view of Finchel in New York
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [Rachel B., Finn H.] Puck
New Directions watch Sharknado reviews
Brittany convinces the Glee Club to watch her favourite film. Dedicated to Cory Monteith and inspired by his last two tweets.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2014 - New Directions - Complete
Queen Guinevere reviews
Lancelot had always told Gwen that she deserved to be treated like a queen. He didn't necessarily mean it literally. Lancelot's Point of View of Gwen and Arthurs wedding
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2014 - [Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere] Lancelot
Tattoo reviews
"I don't think there is anything I love enough to get on my body for the next 50 years." Kurt and Santana know their roommate is hiding something from them. What her secret is, they don't know.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/1/2014 - [Finn H., Rachel B.] Kurt H., Santana L.
Fairytale of New York reviews
Based on the song by the Pogues and Kirsty MacColl. Finchel slightly AU in parts to fit the song lyrics better.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/1/2014 - [Finn H., Rachel B.]
Unexpected Comfort reviews
Kurt didn't know how he expected Rachel to react when she arrived back at McKinley High School after Finn's death, maybe he thought she'd sing her heart out or come to him for support, but he sure as hell didn't expect this.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [Finn H., Rachel B.] Quinn F.
Anniversary reviews
It's been a year since Finn died. A story of how his friends and family are coping.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [Finn H., Rachel B.] Puck - Complete
Let Her Go reviews
He knew he loved her, he just never knew love could hurt quite this much. Finns thoughts after dropping Rachel off at the train station. Set at the end of Season 3.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 8/30/2014 - [Finn H., Rachel B.] Kurt H. - Complete
Brotherly Advice reviews
Puck gives Jake some advice on what to do about his feelings for Marley, revealing something about himself along the way.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 8/29/2014 - [Jake P., Marley R.] [Puck, Rachel B.] - Complete
Finchel Vs Puckleberry reviews
Set during Season 2 after the Finchel breakup. The glee club have an argument.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Rachel B., Finn H., Puck - Complete
Don't rain on my Parade reviews
I wrote this when I was bored and don't really like it but decided to put it on anyway. Marley sings a certain song that brings back memories for Finn. Post Break Up
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2014 - [Finn H., Rachel B.] Marley R. - Complete