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Poll: Who wants a sequel to "Young Love at First Sight"? AND Who is ready for a fanfic about what happens after Breaking Dawn P2? Vote Now!
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Joined 07-06-13, id: 4848853, Profile Updated: 01-13-14
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Why hello! Wanna know some things about moi? *points to me* cx

Favorites:

Color- PURPLE!

Animal- Anything! I love animals!

Occupation- Future Veterinarian.

Grade- Can't Tell You xD

Things- Mustaches, Zebra and Red together, The Cullen's. cx Charlie's Mustache. And I love Seth!

Dislike-

Color- Orange. ono

Animal- I love them all!

Occupation- Hey, everyone's job is needed. Like all of them!

Grade- 6th :c But I'm past that grade. xD

Things- The Quileute tribe xD NOT SETH THO!

Future Vampire Right Here.

I'm gonna travel to Forks. And live there. cx I'm gonna hunt down Jacob! xD

Boom boom, Jake. *holds up fingers like a gun* Eh. Boom. cx

Hey guess whaaat? Go visit Mrs Isabella Cullen's story, "200 Years Later"! She's my best frand. c: READ HER STORY. AND READ MY STUFF.

For Me, Breaking Dawn P.2

For me, the werewolves didn't have to exist, and Twilight would still rock.

For me, I was in tears when I watched BD P.2, and *SPOILER* Carlisle "died", along with Jasper, Seth.. And Yeah.

For me, watching *SPOILER* Jane die was the best thing. xD

For me, I applauded when I realized *SPOILER* it was all just a vision.

For Me, Breaking Dawn P.1

For me, this is my favorite out of the series, because it's more about family.

For me, Jake coulda been nicer, but I'm glad he actually helped the Cullen's.

For Me, Eclipse.

For me, I loved Eddie Boy's proposal!

For me, I almost threw up when Bella asked Jake to kiss her. e.o

For Me, New Moon.

For me, this is the worst. flipping. movie. ever.

For me, Jacob ruined the whole thing. Yes, I know he has the second most amount of lines, that means the whole movie was terrible.

For me, I loved when Alice came to the rescue!

For Me, Twilight.

For me, when the Cullen's entered, everything stood still.

For me, I fainted when I saw Edward. (Even though now I'm more of a Jazzy Cakes fan. c;)

Favorite Quotes!!!

(Btw, these are ALL from the top of my head. I'm currently laying in bed, watching the very first movie, when I'd rather watch BD P.1. But who cares?)

Twilight:

Edward- So, the lion fell in love with the lamb.

Bella- What a stupid lamb.

Edward- What a sick, masochistic lion.

New Moon:

Jacob- I had to make sure you're alright.

Alice- Well, I'M not going to hurt her.

Eclipse:

Charlie- Whoa whoa whoa. What happened?

Jacob- I kissed Bella... And she broke her hand... Punching my face.

BD P.1:

Bella- I think it's a little much, ya know? The dress, the shoes.. All of this.

Alice- No. It's exactly enough! Tomorrow will be perfect!

Emmett- Where do you want 'em boss?

Alice- On either side of the isle.

Rosalie- What isle?!

Alice- Does no one have vision?!?!

Another Quote:

Charlie- Edward will be a good husband. I know this because... Cause I'm a cop! I know things. Like.. How to hunt somebody, to the ends of the Earth. ... And I know how to use a gun.

BD P.2: ( I have a Few. cx)

Quote 1:

Garrett- Red coats are coming, red coats are coming.

Quote 2:

Edward- Don't hurt yourself, Emmett.

Quote 3:

Kate- Hm. Should I see if Renesmee's still awake?

Bella- You crazy?

Quote 4:

Alice- Happy Birthday!

Bella- ... I-I stopped aging three days ago.

Alice- Well, we're celebrating anyway. So suck it up.

Annnnd finally, Quote 5:

Kate- Maybe it only works on the weak.

Carlisle- Garrett, I wouldn't-- *Garrett gets shocked and falls to the ground*

Garrett- .. You.. Are a remarkable woman.

Haha! These are the ones I remember most! I love ALL these quotes! Alright. I'll go. BYE! Tata for now!

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An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15076 - Favs: 8,126 - Follows: 7,058 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Reunion by battlebornxx reviews
What if for one night the brain, the basketcase, the athlete, the princess, and the criminal, come all together for just one night for one special high school reunion? Confusion, lost feelings, and teenage nostalgia comes into the picture. Maybe adulthood isn't all what their sixteen year old selves thought that it was ought to be. (Rated T for language & Adult Content).
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Andrew C., Claire S., John B., Allison R.
Thor's kittens by superwholockian67603 reviews
When Tony tries to get rid of Thor for a few hours using the internet, It goes terribly wrong!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor
A Stormy Night 1 by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Bella, 22yr old single mother with a daughter. Edward, 26yr old divorced father with two children. So what happens when they meet each other? Can Edward undo the damage that was done to Bella's fragile heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,262 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 4/7/2008
Small Bump by thimbles reviews
Pregnancy is an entirely natural process, one I'd studied and seen in all its stages. Yet in that moment, knowing that Bella was carrying our child, a little person somehow knit together from her and me, and the love we shared, it seemed a strange miracle—she seemed a strange miracle. Life, loss, love, and hope. (Angst rating applies to Ch. 1 only.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,718 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
200 Years Later by Mrs Isabella Cullen reviews
It's been 200 years since Edward told Bella Swan that he didn't love her anymore. Today, she returns to Forks, as a vampire. Well, guess who she runs into there? Why the Cullen's of course! Will she give Edward another chance? Or will her favorite family of vampires just stay a horrible memory, always reminding her of "What could've been"? Original Pairings. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 11/29/2013
Loki's Match by ChelsieLynn reviews
What happens when Clint's sister is sent to Asgard to keep on eye on Loki during his imprisonment? Will the god of mischief and lies have met his match? Eventual Loki/OC. Rated T for language. Based on movie, not comics so I've warned you if there are discrepancies. My first Avengers fic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 93,197 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Loki - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
Oh My My My by HarryPotterLover2422 reviews
Bella and the gang are friends growing up but then Bella is forced to leave. When events unfold Bella goes back to Forks and then tragedy strikes not once but three times in the same family. How will these friends survive? AH. Canon couples. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 110,896 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Dare You by Whitlock.Mason.McCarty.Cullen reviews
Short human one-shot! After the teacher mysteriously gets sick and has to leave the room, Alice declares the class should play truth or dare! Laughs and sweet crushes insured.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Commercials: The Series by pandorasnotebook reviews
Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
Filling In The Blanks by thevampiregirl14 reviews
Edward Cullen, father of twin teenage girls. Bella Swan, divorced single mother of three. They are both too stubborn to admit that they can't do it alone. Maybe a little bit of love will help them out? All Human. Canon. Full Summary Inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Boy Meets Girl by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Twilight Conversations by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Originally a one-shot known as Emmett's Gift. Now a collection of one-shots with conversations that make people smile. None of the one-shots are connected with each other.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Based On True Events by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
The Santa Conspiracy by pandorasnotebook reviews
Christmas Oneshot. The Cullen boys all have a bone to pick with Santa. How does Carlisle fit into this? Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
22 Weeks Later by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Sequel to "Little Pink Envelope" Everything is going perfect for Edward, Bella and Lexie, and with a new baby on the way, family and friends reunited, nothing could possibly go wrong. Right...? All human, canon pairings. T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Little Pink Envelope by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One of those typical, Bella/Edward one-night stand and getting pregnant stories, but very original plot! Bella knows Edward's name but he doesn't know hers. What happens when they meet up again five years later? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,854 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5866 - Favs: 3,184 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Cry Out by Loveonawirex reviews
Then I smelt it. His scent,mixed with hers in the most horrible way.I had never felt an anger such as what exploded from me just then,and I had never run so fast in my existence.I reached the door I knew she was behind,fearing I was too late to save her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,284 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008
True Love Conquers All by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Sequel to "Phoenix" Bella and Edward are starting their senior year but what happens when Bella gets kidnapped? Can Edward find her and will their love survive? Rated M for violence, swearing and possible lemons. All human, read and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,697 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Phoenix by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella is forced to leave behind Forks and Jacob when Renee needs her. But she finds herself neighbors with the Cullen's and the Hale's. What happens when Bella finds the only person she can open up to in her beautiful neighbor? All human. T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,309 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
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My Best Friend's Long Lost Brother reviews
Bella and Alice have been friends forever. They go through everything together. And when Bella's old childhood friend, Jasper Hale and his sister, Rosalie Hale move in, they actually start to form a big family. Then Alice finds out about her long long long lost brothers.. Edward and Emmett Cullen. What'll happen? Original Pairings, don't worry. ExB JxA ExR... R&R PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [Bella, Edward] Emmett
Young Love at First Sight reviews
Edward and Bella have liked each other since kindergarten, but are just now trying to do something about it after about 11 years. They don't want the Hale's and Cullen's to get in their way, but their family members think they should give them a "nudge". Hilarious, just sayin'.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,677 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Complete