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Joined 08-01-13, id: 4961198, Profile Updated: 07-09-15
Author has written 16 stories for Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Virals, Criminal Minds, and Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ.

HI MY NAME IS REBECCA AND I LIKE CRIMINAL MINDS ACE ATTORNEY AND OTHER THINGS

LATELY I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT DELETING SOME RAMBLES/PRACTICE/OLD STUFF AND PUTTING THEM ON AO3 INSTEAD WHERE I FEEL PEOPLE ARE MUCH MORE FORGIVING/USED TO SEEING FICS THAT ARE MORE LIKE META OR NARRATIVE-LIKE ESSAYS THERE RATHER THAN HERE

SO IF YOU THINK A FIC I WROTE IS GONE THEN YEA I DELETED IT SORRY :(

BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT IT'S PROBABLY ON AO3 AND MY NAME THERE IS WILFREDTHEPICKLE SO CHECK THERE BEFORE YOU SEND ME ABUSIVE PMS

IF ITS NOT ON THERE I'VE JUST FORGOTTEN AND THEN YOU CAN SEND ME ABUSIVE PMS

ALSO YES I KNOW SOME ARE LITERALLY LIKE A WEEK OLD I JUST FEEL LIKE THEY'RE BETTER ON AO3

ALSO A NEW CHAPTER OF HOLLOW IS COMING HOLY SHIT FANFICTION IS NOT MY ENTIRE LIFE

THANK YOU! 8D

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Silent Screams by DCKidWing13 reviews
Spencer Reid has a problem. But this time, it's not drugs. Will he get help or fall further than he ever has before? Trigger Warnings: Eating Disorders, Purge, Binge, Anorexia, Bulimia, and self-harm. This story is meant to provide a more realistic look a these psychological issues. Suggestions are welcome!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,229 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 4/8/2015 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Morgan, Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid
FUN WITH DA FBIǃǃǃǃǃ111111111111 by xXxZEPHYRAxXxDIAMONDZxXx reviews
A VERY SEXY gurl named Zephyra Temptress destiny nigth death Waylnd Potter goes to the FBIǃǃǃǃǃ111111111111 WHERE she and other brave Fbi guyz kill unsubs an solv mysterys!11 And she mets DA SEXY SPENSER REED and dey fall in love n go on adventurs n stuf!1 PLS REED!1111111AND REVIUUW!1 THNAKX!11111
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 2/5/2016
Turnabout Snapshots by LemonSmoothie reviews
A collection of short fics, mostly slice-of-life narratives. Ratings will vary, but none will go above T. There will be 25 "snapshots" in all. If I have more than 25 ideas, I will simply start another volume.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,670 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 3/3/2014
Catalyst by TheOnlyWayIsLove reviews
Foes old, new and unknown are out for the Virals' blood. Tory fights to protect them, but everyone seems to have an agenda, and the net is closing around her pack - too fast for them to keep up. [Post-"Exposure"]
Virals - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 98,469 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Tory B., Ben B., Shelton D., Hi S.
Turnabout Honeymoon by 6GunSally reviews
Miles Edgeworth is left reeling after his acquittal in the Hammond Murder. Nothing can be the way it was, not when the man he'd idolized for the last 15 years turned out to be a criminal. New update! Chapter 52! Thanks for R&R!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 222,181 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Phoenix W./Nick, Franziska vK., Manfred vK., Miles E.
A Living Nightmare by MissKaylee reviews
The team are called out on a case to Portland, Oregon. The unsub is going after men and women in their twenties and thirties who have history of drugs and also relapsed at one point in their lives. However, the unsub is killing them with one particular drug: Dilaudid. When Reid goes undercover as a potential victim he may be put in more danger then they originally thought.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,742 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 2/25/2014 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Morgan, D. Rossi, S. Reid - Complete
The Conditions We've Known by wakingsparrow reviews
A collection of short, mostly dark, Reid-centric vignettes.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2015 - S. Reid
Her and It by Heslen reviews
They get along like a house on water.
Virals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Tory B., Whitney D. - Complete
five nites fredys mike fighted fredy by kingofwhales reviews
mike are captrud by evel fredy now him must fighted outs. raited t for a languag swear
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 11/15/2014
Solivagant by silverwrym reviews
Reid is reeling from the loss of another person in his life and has decided to maintain his distance from all new teammates. This new resolution will be put to the test when SSA Damien West joins the team as the new probationary agent. The new agent is bound and determined to make a name for himself, regardless of who he steps on along the way. Set in between season 9 and 10.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,980 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Complete
Silent Tears by Lopithecus reviews
Spoilers for up to Chapter 672 but nothing beyond that. When Gai dies in the Fourth Shinobi War, Kakashi has a hard time dealing with it. Flashbacks with Gai in them along with present time Kakashi. Warning: Major character death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,819 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/24/2014 - [Kakashi H., Gai M.] - Complete
The Weekend Trip by TalonStrike09 reviews
In which Spencer Reid takes a trip, reluctantly lets Morgan and Prentiss tag along, and immediately regrets all of it. From agents to kidnappers in a mere day, none of them can recall when it got so far out of hand, but they'll be hard-pressed to hide their crime when their own team is called in to take the case.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,025 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 6/21/2014 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss, S. Reid
Flawless by Giggles96 reviews
"He was so flawed that everything else must remain perfect..." One-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/6/2014 - S. Reid - Complete
5150 by PlaidButterfly reviews
It all starts on one December 28th when Phoenix Wright gets a call from Miles Edgeworth, informing him that Edgeworth is going away - permanently.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,649 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.
Not Human Anymore by stormyskies73 reviews
Ella POV, set somewhere around Terminal. She knows something's up, but will she ever find out what it is? And what happens if she does? Implied blink-and-you'll-miss-it Ten, very slight Hila (doesn't that word sound awesome?), but both pairings are irrelevant to the fic. Oneshot.
Virals - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Tory B., Hi S., Chance C. - Complete
Night Obsessions by TheOnlyWayIsLove reviews
Sunday night and Tory is running through more than one mind, bewitching and tantalising. [Pre-epilogue of "Exposure"]
Virals - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Tory B., Ben B., Jason T., Chance C. - Complete
Transparent man No18 by launcherofzeroship reviews
For the first time in his life, he wanted to become colors, rather than a transparent existence. The phantom, and the future that could be.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Complete
Intimacy by Ikari no Koe reviews
How curious it was that, after all they had gone through, after the person Miles had become, that one day they would find happiness with each other; that one day they would find themselves on that bed and everything would feel like as it should be. (Or: the one in which Phoenix is drunk and Miles helps him get to bed). #Phoenix/Miles, domestic fluff#
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2014 - [Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick] - Complete
Lament for Innocence by DippityDon't reviews
[Spoilers for pretty much everything (at a stretch) before Dual Destinies, AJ especially. Childhood fic centred around the Gavin brothers] A skull on the hand and a fatal mistake from fourteen years ago. They say that your mistakes catch up with you in the end. That the truth will eventually be revealed. Perhaps there was more to the black locks than they realised.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Kristoph G., Klavier G.
White Dress by Collie Parkillo reviews
Lana Skye never considered getting married. [lana/mia]
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Mia F., Lana S.] - Complete
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Hollow reviews
Derek Morgan could remember the day that Spencer Reid had collapsed to the floor in almost perfect detail. Warning: this story contains various adult themes, such as eating disorders and coarse language, and reader discretion is advised. No slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,645 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 6/13/2014 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Morgan, S. Reid
Iniquity reviews
A year after Reid's abduction at the hands of Tobias Hankel, a strange new case arrives on the BAU's door. While Reid tries to balance his work life and the increasing number of flashbacks and nightmares he now endures, their unsub sets their sights on a new victim - Spencer Reid himself. Will contain horror scenes and disturbing content, full warnings for each chapter inside.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,441 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 8/21/2014 - S. Reid, UNSUB
Beard Wars reviews
Morgan grows a beard. Hotch wants one too. A fierce beard battle ensues.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/29/2015 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Morgan, P. Garcia, S. Reid
Crawling Through Storms reviews
Morgan hadn't known what to expect when he decided to rummage through Reid's messenger bag, but he certainly hadn't expected the half-empty pack of cigarettes and the unopened bottle of antidepressants. Set in season 10.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/10/2015 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Our Revenge Policy reviews
Or, five things that could have, but never did, happen to Spencer Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/27/2015 - S. Reid - Complete
eternal spectators (i don't trust lonely people) reviews
The BAU have a severe case of bystander syndrome when Reid comes back to work after Hankel. It doesn't escape his notice. {semi-tag to the big game & revelations, semi-exploration of the team's dynamics. warnings for ptsd and flashbacks, other warnings noted in relevant chapters.}
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/12/2015 - Published: 1/4/2015 - S. Reid
Nonexistent Miracles in December reviews
It's December at the BAU, and Reid is far from cheery. Morgan tries to fix this. Rated T for slight language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/3/2014 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Morgan, S. Reid, K. Callahan
Fakery Tale reviews
While Reid may have survived his confrontation with a violent unsub, something within him has been irreparably changed forever. Warning: will contain graphic depictions of death and slight gore. Twoshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/9/2014 - D. Morgan, S. Reid, K. Callahan
We're Scared to Bruise reviews
After a particularly harrowing experience on a case, Reid makes the decision to leave the BAU. Rated T for brief imagery. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/7/2014 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Rats in the Attic reviews
In the end, it isn't the sight of a teenage girl's rotting, headless corpse that does Reid in; nor is it the coppery, metallic smell of aging blood that hangs heavily at the back of his throat. Reid and Morgan visit a crime scene, and Reid does his best not to lose it. Oneshot, contains gore and heavy imagery. Written for the 33 Day Guro Challenge prompt 'decapitation'.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2014 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Swings and Roundabouts reviews
As Homura continues to fail to protect Madoka, she begins to lose hope that her wish could ever be granted. Maybe some people aren't meant to be saved, Homura included. Rated for a little coarse language and a little gore. Slight MadoHomu. Contains spoilers!
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Madoka K., Homura A. - Complete
Coping Mechanisms reviews
After they find out Chance's secret, each Viral has a different method of coping with the revelations. Takes place directly after Exposure, and can serve as a semi-epilogue. Spoilers for all four books.
Virals - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Tory B., Ben B., Shelton D., Hi S.
He Who Fights Monsters reviews
Chance wouldn't call himself 'one of the good guys'. After all, he's slowly spiralling into insanity and depression - not exactly hero material. [ character study of chance from virals to exposure, chance & tory friendship, chance & madison friendship, rated t for slight language, massive spoilers for all four books ]
Virals - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Tory B., Chance C., Madison D. - Complete
Breaking Habits reviews
Everyone's noticed that there's been something wrong with Edgeworth; they've known for a long time, so why wouldn't anyone try to help? Phoenix takes it upon himself to help the prosecutor, but soon realises that for some people, it's too late to be saved. Rated M for descriptions of self harm and coarse language, onesided NaruMitsu.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,457 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.
Downwards Unto Heaven reviews
Serial Killer AU. If things had gone only slightly differently, maybe this is where Phoenix, Maya and Edgeworth would be now; murderers, at odds with the law and the world around them. Three vignettes, three small glimpses into the lives of what might have been. [ obviously, quite au. see full warnings inside ]
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F., Miles E.
Our Selves of Tomorrow reviews
Edgeworth has been sinking deeper and deeper into depression for a long time now, and his unresolved feelings toward Phoenix only make his condition worse. Phoenix never realises how far Edgeworth is willing to go to save him-and himself. Onesided NaruMitsu, rated T for suicidal thoughts and ideation, see inside for full warnings.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete