Welcome All Profile Readers

All who dare read this profile beware, for I welcome all and none. I welcome the weird and the wonderful.

Where all are welcome and the weird is the wonderful, and the wonderful is weird, come into the world of my imagination. You now have an invitation. But what you do with it is up to you, use it wisely.

I suppose that I can tell you small things. Like my pets, friends, or family. But that is not what you really want to know, is it?

What you really want to know is what is actually going on in my head? and who is it that I am trying to be? or who is Simieblackwidow98?

These are all valid questions that I am unable to answer as I am still trying to find my own path and figure out the workings of my own mind to find myself.

It does not matter what my name is I shall be known to you as Harley23Black.

I will tell you some personality traits about myself so here it goes J

- Favourite colour/s: red, orange, black and white

- Favourite animal/s: wolfs, sharks, and other animals to a lesser extent

- Favourite number: seven. I have no clue why it is just my lucky number.

- Favourite creature: angels

- Favourite subjects: arts and culture, history and English

- Favourite fanfics: twilight noncannon-strong Bella, mortal instruments, hunger games Katniss noncannon pairings, avatar the last air bender tv show and i am willing to try others that are recommended.

- Favourite TV shows: Grimm- i just love the feeling of the supernatural and the different mysteries. Ironman armored adventures. Avatar the last air bender (animation). And loads others it would take forever to name them all.

Well that is a little bit about my self J

Let the fun begin!!

Here are some fun quotes ;) enjoy

“If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.” ― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.” ― Billy Sunday, Billy Sunday, the Man and His Message: With His Own Words Which Have Won Thousands for Christ

“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” ― Chris Rock

“Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.” ― Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” ― Phyllis Diller

“It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.” ― Marilyn Monroe

“Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.” ― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” ― Mark Twain

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” ― George Carlin

“What the hell is that?" I laughed. "It's my fox hat." "Your fox hat?" "Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat." "Why are you wearing your fox hat?" I asked. "Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.” ― John Green, Looking for Alaska

“They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.” ― John Green, Looking for Alaska

“Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.” ― Albert Einstein

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” ― Cathy Guisewite

“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” ― Winston Churchill

“If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?” ― Jerry Seinfeld

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.” ― Rodney Dangerfield

“It's not because I want to make out with her." Hold on." He grabbed a pencil and scrawled excitedly at the paper as if he'd just made a mathematical breakthrough and then looked back up at me. "I just did some calculations, and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit” ― John Green, Looking for Alaska

“Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.” ― Yogi Berra, When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!: Inspiration and Wisdom from One of Baseball's Greatest Heroes

“If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.” ― Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

“Don't be so humble - you are not that great.” ― Golda Meir

“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.” ― Bill Cosby

“Did you see that dress?” "I saw the dress.” "Did you like it?” He didn't answer. I took that as a yes. "Am I going to endanger my reputation if I wear it to the dance?” When he spoke, I could barely hear him. "You'll endanger the school.” I smiled and fell asleep.” ― Richelle Mead, Vampire Academy

“I'm going to wake Peeta," I say. "No, wait," says Finnick. "Let's do it together. Put our faces right in front of his." Well, there's so little opportunity for fun left in my life, I agree. We position ourselves on either side of Peeta, lean over until our faces are inches from his nose, and give him a shake. "Peeta. Peeta, wake up," I say in a soft, singsong voice. His eyelids flutter open and then he jumps like we've stabbed him. "Aa!" Finnick and I fall back in the sand, laughing our heads off. Every time we try to stop, we look at Peeta's attempt to maintain a disdainful expression and it sets us off again.” ― Suzanne Collins, Catching Fire

“That's why they call it the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.” ― George Carlin

“Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane” ― Rachel Caine, Glass Houses

“Perv." He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point?” ― Rachel Caine, Midnight Alley

“What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.” ― Gena Showalter, Oh My Goth

“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.” ― Rodney Dangerfield