Hey!

Before I forget; Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter and no money is being made from these writings.

Soooo, I Like writing slash and in that incest too. So Am I weird? The answer is yes, so do not flame me telling me something stupid like that.

Besides that do tell me weather you like this story or not.

If You Wish To Flame Me - By: Anonymous

If you wish to flame me,

For no good reason at all,

You couldn't help but blame me,

If you "accidentally" fall.

For if you say it's too short,

And write a letter of complaint,

I'm afraid I'll have to retort,

Without a bit of restraint.

And if you say it came late,

And bug me about the next chapter,

You will (on a later date),

Be run over by me on a tractor.

Should you happen to think,

My grammar is askew,

I'll have to tell you without a blink,

"Hey buddy- (insert 4 letter curse word here) you!"

So if you wish to flame me,

And call me all sorts of names,

I'm afraid you'd have to blame me,

If you find your house in flames.

An Apology of sort: All my writings are a work of fiction and fantasy; it's nothing more, nothing less. Even in my worst nightmare, i would not like to wish it upon my worst enemy, let alone a child.

So, if anything that I write has happened to you in the past then I am really, really sorry and I apologize for how my writings might have hurt you; and if what I write is happening to you currently, then my dear run away from the Hell that you have to call home, to the nearest police station and report it. Get yourself free of the Hell that you live in.

That's all for now.

See ya!