Greetings Earthlings! Welcome to this, frankly, fantastic profile. Sit down, grab a cuppa and mind your head - and read on...

Name: Lindsay (Lindz). I also go by (for a variety of reasons): Becky, Northerner, Bad Wolf, Baby Turtle, Trust No-One.

Age: 20. I'm getting old...

Sex: Oh absolutely. (Well, if you can't figure it out from my name, what did you expect me to put?)

Marital Status: Married to Laura, with enough kids for a football team :-p

Home: Wherever I park my arse. At the moment that is Aberystwyth, Wales. This time last year it was Takoradi in Ghana, in the holidays it is Mansfield (in the midlands!)

Occupation: Full-time, full-blooded, bone-fide student, with all the perks that go with it!

Course: Physical Geography BSc. I also dabble in creative writing, since I took English Lang/Lit in A-Level (and got damn fine marks in it), and it is one of my favourite pastimes. Incidentally, because of my A-Levels, I know how to beta pretty effectively (all those hours analysing texts), so if anyone needs one, just ask. Or just general feedback. Otherwise, I'll continue just reviewing, which I quite like doing anyway :)

Fav Activities: Listening to music (loudly); reading anything - fiction, non-fiction, fanfiction, poetry... you get the idea; writing; playing piano/keyboard/tenor horn; climbing; walking; cycling; and, like any true student - drinking, surfing t'internet, watching tv and sleeping.

Interests: same as activities, with the following additions: going to the pub with Daddy Turtle/Family/Laura; talking to mum; looking at photos (my walls are plastered in the things); looking at stars and waiting for alien life to assert itself (what? It will happen!); being quiet; playing drinking games (a marvelous invention that - two of the greatest activities for students, put together!); travelling.

Favourite Music: I like far too many bands and individual songs to list them all here - we'd be here till the cows come home - so I'll put down the genres I listen to instead:
80s Electronic;
Alternative;
Big Band;
Brass Band;
Christmas;
Classic Rock;
Classical;
Country;
Dance;
Folk;
Indie;
Metal;
Musicals;
Oldies;
Opera;
Pop;
Pop/Rock;
Rock;
R&B (Rhythm and Blues that is, y'know, with guitars, the odd harmonica, not the shite that calls itself R 'n' B nowadays);
Soundtracks.

Favourite TV Shows: (I really don't spend my days stuck in front of the tube, despite this list being rather lengthy...)
Doctor Who (completely mad about this - check out the fanfic if you so desire);
Torchwood;
Spooks;
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation;
CSI: New York
CSI: Miami (just not as much as the others)
ER
Lost
X-Files
Third Watch
Desperate Housewives
House, M.D.
Frasier
Friends
Sex and the City
Farscape
Scrubs
The Simpsons
QI
Creature Comforts
The Two Ronnies
The Good Life
Porridge
The Goodies

Ships:
X-Files: Mulder/Scully (my first!!); Doggett/Reyes
ER: Doug/Carol; Mark/Elizabeth; Carby; Luby; Neela/Ray
Doctor Who: Nine/Rose; Ten/Rose
CSI: NY: Danny/Lindsay
CSI: Grissom/Sara; Warrick/Catherine; Sara/Greg
Lost: Kate/Sawyer; Charlie/Claire
Scrubs: JD/Elliot
Farscape: Crichton/Aeryn; Chiana/D'Argo
Spooks: Ruth/Harry
House, M.D.: House/Cameron

Favourite Movies:
Alien vs Predator
Alien Quadrology
Brassed Off!
Castaway (or anything with Tom Hanks)
Girl With A Pearl Earing
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Ocean's 11 (or anything with George Clooney)
Pirates of the Caribbean I and II (or anything with Johnny Depp)
Saving Private Ryan
Saw I and II
Silence of the Lambs
S.W.A.T.
The Green Mile
The Shawshank Redemption
The Terminal
Thelma and Louise
When Harry Met Sally
You've Got Mail

Favorite Books:
The Time Traveler's Wife by Audrey Neffenegger
Rubyfruit Jungle by Rita Mae Brown
Harry Potter (all) by J.K. Rowling
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
And anything by:
Stephen King
Dean Koontz
The Brontes
Bill Bryson
Dan Brown
Bret Easton Ellis
Jodi Piccoult
Michael Crichton

Amusing Quotes and One-Liners that should be used at every available opportunity:
~ Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time.
~ It may look like I'm not doing anything, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
~ I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.
~ I used to have a handle on life but it broke.
~ "First chicken to be come with first egg already inside." - Maria, in Dean Koontz's 'From the Corner of his Eye'
~ Be careful: 90 of people are caused by accident.
~ If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
~ Belt up - it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out.
~ Nuclear war will not determine who is right, only who is left.
~ Support mountain rescue - get lost!
~ Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
~ But on the other hand, you have different fingers...
~ Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
~ I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas than you.
~ A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
~ Preserve wildlife - pickle a squirrel.
~ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
~ Musicians do it by the score.
~ Trombonists do it in any position.
~ Kamikaze pilots do it once.
~ Hedgehogs do it carefully.
~ Physicists do it with force.

About Me:

-I love hugs. -I don't like being made fun of. -I love my course. -I love looking at photos. -I like eating chocolate spread straight from the jar :p -I don't like brussel sprouts (who does??) -I love Christmas. -I like finding books I used to read when I was little. -I love being quiet. -I don't like people who hate something, without giving a reason for hating it. -I hate stereotypes and people assuming things about me. -I like going out to the pub with daddy turtle ;-) -I like going to the Bold Forrester with Laura on a Monday night :-) -I love listening to music in the dark. -I love playing my piano/keyboard. -I love receiving actual letters in the post. -I think eating soup without cutlery is great fun :D - every country should have fufu!! -I believe that when you're a student, it is a given that most, if not all, meals should consist of the weirdest combinations of food/'food'. -I believe in something that could be a God, but don't like organised religion and being told how to live my life. -I think the simplest gestures of friendship or love are the ones we remember most. -I love buying flowers for my mum. -I love buying turtles for my dad (hehe) -I love laughing and generally being stupid with my sister. -I love spoiling my little brother. -I am the oldest child and grandchild and I love it. -I have three potted plants called Spyro, Sparky and Spike. -Procrastination is an art. -My favorite colour is rainbow. -I'm somewhat of a feminist. -I like cooking, especially for others. -I like walking in the rain. -I like skinny dipping off the coast of Ghana at 1 in the morning. -I love staring at the stars. -I love nice scenic views. -I like looking at maps. -My birthstone is amethyst. -My star sign is aquarius. -I like fanfiction. -I love singing (even though I can't...) -I love doodling. -Reality TV shows are a disgusting waste of our money. -I'm open minded. -I am proud of who I am and where I come from, and immensely proud of my family. -I think Disney films are great 'pick-me-ups'. -F£$k and Frell are synonymous (you gotta watch Farscape; and it brings a whole new light to my hotmail addy... Gotta love sci-fi!). -Did I mention - I really hate stereotypes (e.g. North/South divide... :p) -I am unfortunately easy to wind up. Dammit! -I think it's spookily cool when I'm listening to music and reading something at the same time, and read the exact word that's being sung (think that only makes sense to me...). -I want a big Harley :D Preferrably black and purple. -I love the sun (pretty stupid idea to pick Wales to go to Uni then...) -I miss Ghana. -I hate big spiders and detest cockroaches of any size. -I am nocturnal (ok, so it contradicts I love the sun... erm, I generally don't sleep at all - that'll do.) -I love finding out random facts and symbols. -I like balance - that's why I'm completely anal about every little thing on my computer having a particular place, and my bedroom is a complete tip. -I believe in the existence of extra-terrestrial life.

Right, that's that then - me in a rather large nut-shell. Some fics I've written are below (feel free to check them out), and I'm starting to write some CSI:NY fics (Danny/Lindsay) that I'll get round to posting eventually.

Rock on ;-)