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 Author has written 3 stories for Ninjago. HEYLOZZ!! XD Dis is my profile that you are reading and I hope you enjoy. If you're desperate enough to read this hole dang thing, I'll admire you for that. XP It's pretty long and all and so, I don't think most people even have the time to read everything but still, I'm not making anyone read and wait and and and. Blah. I confused myself badly. Ignore that and uh, Idk, do whatever your gut tells you. And so, there's nothing really personsl or private here so if that's what you came for then it'd be better if you left my presence before I hunt you down with my blanket. Now... enjoy my profile and I'm out. :P A NinjaFan Interview: 1. Who is your favorite Ninja? JAY! *-* He's like a twin to me. XD 2. What would you do if you met your favorite Ninja? HUG THE FUDGE OUTA HIM! I don't care if he thinks I'm insane or weird... I am anyways. XD 3. What would your favorite Ninja do if s/he met you? hmmm... IDK. I'm not him but maybe... just maybe.. Say HI like a normal person. :D 4. What music does s/he listen to? Uh... Am I suppose to know this? 5. Do you have an OC? YUP! Many of them... 6. What would your OC do if s/he met your favorite Ninja? Tease him for the rest of his life cause that's how she keeps the ball rolling down da ROAD 7. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing? Dancing to the macarena and then get hit by a pillow cause he dances horribly. 9. Who is your favorite Serpentine? PFFT... PYTHOR! I can NOT miss a purple british snake XD 10. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing? Laughing and laughing and laughing AND laughing and then exploding making us all realize he was a psychopathic creeper. 11. What would your favorite Ninja and Serpentine do if they met each other? Unless some miracle happens that let's them be friends... They will most likely go World War Z on each other. 12. Who is your least favorite Ninja? {WARNING: If you are a Cole Fan, plz do not read the following. Thank you for your understanding. -} Ok so My least favorite is no other then Cole. :0 If you were to make a list of ALL the Ninjago characters, Cole will be all the way to the bottom! Actually... he won't be on the list at all once my fist reaches his face. I really despise him... -_- 13. Who is your least favorite Serpentine? Skalidor, all he does is squeeze people. That's not abnormal like the other snakes. 14. If you could marry your favorite Ninja, how many kids would you have? Definitely 4. Twin boys and twin girls. *ヮ* I say that cause I can't choose. :I 15. What is your favorite Ninjago pairing? KaixOC, MAH FAV! ._. 16. Have you ever called a Ninja hot? DUH! Hasn't everyone?? XDD 17. If you could be a ninja, what would it be of? WATER... (I change my mind and you can't tell me that I can't cause who controls what I choose? ME! Understood?? :D) 18. What side would you join? Why would I be evil when I could be good. Being evil never solves ANYTHING!! XD So yeah, the ninja. I'll be like.. HIIYAH.. MAKA-CHOP That's it for the interview of the most AWESMAZANE thing in the world!! - Now, A random thing that I will be putting out. List only 10 characters from Ninjago Masters of Spinjitzu (1) Lloyd (2) Kai (3) Zane (4) Jay (5) Cole (6) Garmadon (7) Sensei Wu (8) Misako (9) Dr. Julien (10) Nya 1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction? AAAHH! Get out freak! I'm totally nude! (Throws shampoo bottle) 7 cooked you dinner Whoa... since when do you cook, Sensei? Hope it tastes good for your age. :P 4 and 5 are having an arguement. Why is this? I bet you 10,000,000 bucks that they're fighting for Nya... again. I GO FOR TEAM JAY! XD 6 Is extremly mad about something, why is this? And what will you do? He uh... recently found out that the Overlord has a thing for his wife? Idk... I don't stalk people's life. And if that was the case, then I'll pat his back and be like, "Don't worry, I'll slap that bitch silly but still, There are other women in the world you could fish out you badass." 3 told you that she will soon be getting married to 2. What is your reaction? MERRY CHRISTMAS! HO-HO-HOMOS! Look at the time... IT'S YAOI O'CLOCK! XD Sorry... I just HAD to do that. XD You catch 10 looking at pictures of you on the internet Uh Nya? Why, just why? O.O Wait, How the heck am I on the internet? I'm not THAT popular. Psst... Nya. You have to watch out. There could be hidden cameras around here!! :I You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you? Uh no, no he won't. First off he's Zane's dad, and second, he's an old dude. OLD PEOPLE DON'T COMFORT ME! THEY MAKE ME FEEL MORE WEIRD!! . You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos. AAAAHHHH!!!! MY EYES! THEY DIED IN A HOLE! (Faints) 8 confessed to be a part of your family. Oh that's just MAD AWESOME! XD 6 kidnapped you, why is this? He's attracted to my BEAUTY! Then again... I might be a destined ninja... That's gotta be cool. :) You walk in accidentally on 3 to see her having a threesome with 9 and 1 O_o I WILL TAKE MY EYES OUT AND BURY THEM FOR A LOOONG TIME! 7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help him out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament? Sensei Wu has no chance.. Too old, (Plz don't take offense to that) And Jay... How could you be this far on a relationship with Nya if you can't even HELP someone about the same topic. I also have a theory for this... For some reason, Sensei Wu likes Nya and since Jay knows, He helps him miserably so that Sensei Wu wouldn't take away his 'girl.' I know, call me weird. :3 5 gave you a teddy bear. I mentally say EEW! But, I take it and say thank you. I don't want to be THAT mean to him. But as soon as he leaves, I secretly shred it somewhere and throw it out. OR... Give it to someone else. ;P Wait... Now I feel bad... WHY!? WHY 'THE MAGIC OF GUILT'!? WHY?! DX 9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together Why forced? Is someone threatning them? But still, WHAT THE HECK! 0.o 8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this? Misako and Garmadon might get divorced or something and Sensei knows that this is his chance to make a move... XDDD It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with him at his place until it blows over. And your reaction to this kind gesture is? Jay, you are the BEST BROTHER EVER!! XD But first, Let's play some VIDEO GAMES! I'M REALLY BORED! 5 wakes you up in the middle of the night. takes out blanket* GET THE SHIZ OUTA MA ROOM UNLESS YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH! You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10? Oh this is hard... hmmm, What about we all go to the Cafe. :D Come on people, let's COMPROMISE! XDD 1 suspects you are Kira. Uh, What? Kira? I literally have someone who thinks my name is Kira, I don't want an other one. You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two? The other random people would be Annabeth, Cookie monster, My lil Bro, Scarlett, and Catnis. ;) Annabeth: Will this take long? Dr. Julien:(Tries to fix the wires for the elevator) Cookie Monster: Me want COOOOKKKIIEEE!! :I Catnis: you guys have any arrows? Me: Peeps... *smiles creepily* I'm thinking about Kai. My lil Bro: (Pokes me continuously) I'm touching you, I'm touching you, I'm touching you... Scarlett: I loathe all of you. -_- Dr. Julien: I found it!! Everyone: REALLY!? Dr. Julien: Wait no, nevermind. Sorry... (Everyone groans) 2 writes you a love song, plays it for you, then kisses you on the cheek. Aww.. I'm sooo in LOVE with you! (Bear hugs him) GIV MEH SOME SUGER! 4 Is forced to sing karaoke by his friends...and you as well. What song would he sing? And what song would you sneak in for him to sing when he wasn't looking? He might sing Naturally for Nya and I will sneakily put #Selfie for him. I'm so evil... :D XD 1 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, he admits to you that he is gay. WHOA LLOYD! You are still a little kid! Drinking tomorrows Tea won't change anything! One more thing, you disgust me... O.o All the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing? Lloyd, cause he has all four elements! DUUURRR! 1 and 3 engage you in a tickle fight. Who will win? Your reaction? Totally me! I ain't ticklish... You try tickling me and I won't laugh. I will stare at them like _ and then say, "I wish I could laugh but since I'm not ticklish... I'll give you on the count of 3.." :) 6 comes up behind you and breaths, "I know where you live" in your ear. I will tell him, "Yeah me too. It's called a HOUSE!" XD Then I will grab him and flip him over me. :P 9 starts to sing and dance to "Po Pi Po" (Go Google it if you've never heard of it. Also, you might wanna look up "'Go Google It' by Gakupo and Luka" while you're at it. :3). What? No, just, no. 4 and 10 bow before you and call you "Your royal highness". Ummm, if it's permission to get married, you asked the wrong person. :3 2 gets hyped up on sea salt ice cream and starts to jump around like a maniac. Kai! Calm the Shiz down! Wait... let me try some XD 5 and 7 are in an intense (or as intense as one could get) staring contest, and you have the heart to walk up and clap in between them, resulting in both of them blinking. Their reactions? Cole: Hey what gives! Sensei: You are just begging for sunrise exercise right now. You dare 6 and 8 to do 600 push ups, no breaks, nada. Oh, and, you have to sit on them WHILE they're doing it!! That's easy! You guys could do it... Wait no that's not right, I'm make you guys do 1,200! Two of you, Double it up! :D Quiz starts 1) Have you ever been asked out? Yes... once... I said no. :P 2) Where did you get your default picture Uh... Google. Where else? Facebook? :) 3) What's your middle name? Stalker much... 4) Your current relationship status? Loner 4 life... wait no.. that's not right. I still have Kai... In my imagination. *-* 5) Does your crush like you back? Problem is, I got no crush. Unless Kai counts. ;D 6) What is your current mood? Happy and fustrated. This whole thing got erased and I had to write it ALL OVER! DX 7) What color shirt are you wearing? Gray and Brown. Hah... sounds like a turd. :P 8) Missing something? My hyperness... I'm so hyper you might think I'm optimistic. :D 10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? The time when I almost died of boredom I should've played slender... *stares into distance* ...I just should've... 11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? A dragon... They're ARE real. You can't say no! You'll be hurting my feelings. *ヮ* 12) Ever had a near death experience Nope, Unless dying of boredom works. 13) Something you do a lot? Read... I love reading. Weird thing is, I used to hate it. ｡‿｡ 14) The song stuck in your head? On top the hill across the blue lake That's where I had my first heartbreak I still remember how it all changed My father said Don't you worry Don't you worry child See heavens got a plan for you Don't you worry Don't you worry now, Yeah Don't you worry child by Swedish House Mafia 15) Who did you copy and paste this from? MossclawWarriors 16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? Well, let's see... is there anyone with the name of nobody? 17) When was the last time you cried? They weren't sad tears. I was just laughing too hard. I forgot what happened, but I know that it was something funny.. ٩(̮̮̃•)۶ 18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? Once... on christmas 19) If you could have one super power what would it be? It would be the power to grant myself wishes. That way, I could be a Fairy Grandmother for me and grant myself wishes! I'm so SMART! XD 20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender? Their face. It's either really hot, or not. ;P That's SO true though... 21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?. I... I don't know what that is. (Ok... I recently found out what starbucks is but... I don't go there. So this will remain unanswered. :I) 22) What's your biggest secret? I don't have any deep secrets but if I do, I would never tell you. Ain't coming out of me. YOU WISH! XD 23) Favorite color? Aquamarine 24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? Yup... I'm not leaving MY childhood behind! XD Unless it's like dora or something like that. Heck no will I watch that. 25) What are you? Um... a feminine human being counts right? 26) Do you speak any other language? Yeah, Japanese, Spanish, Korean, Italian, French, Swedish, Hebrew... Should I say more? ;) 27) What's your favorite smell? Fresh... clean... air... I don't like any kind of smells or scents. I hate perfume. It makes me feel dizzy and nauseous. :I 28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? Crazy 29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? Uh, No 30) What are you thinking about right now? My head hurts and I feel weird. O.O I want some more Kai's... When is the next episode of Ninjago coming out? : NANANANANO! NILLILLI MAMBO! XD 31) What should you be doing? Taking out the trash.. :p 32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? My brother... HE WON'T STOP ANNOYING MEEEEHHHH!!! 33) Do you like working in the yard? I wish I had a yard... *-* 34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Definitely Walker. Me and Jay are like twins. Our parents are even ALIKE! It's weird but cool at the same time. - 35) Who last made you cry? Didn't we go over this? ('-') End of Quiz Take this cool test, actually works! Do the Questionnaire, please don't look ahead! (This thing really works!) 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. X-avier 2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? Red 3. Your first initial? S 4. Your month of birth? February 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? white 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Hannia 7. Your favorite number? 32 8. Do you like California or Florida more? California 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish I had a pet dragon... :P Are you done? If so scroll down (don't cheat- -) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person (I don't know anyone named X-avier... or do I O.O) 2. If you choose Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. (This is so true... XD) Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. (YAY!! XD I do like to help others, the weird thing is, I always care for others MORE than I care myself... :D) 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. (OH MY GOSH... That is EXACTLY what happened. This really does work... O.O) Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul-mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. (That did happen already, like a few weeks ago... about a month ago, XD) 6. This person is your best friend. (I don't know any Amber's, I'm just putting random names... Will I meet her in the future? :) ) 7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. (32 close friends... Cool ;D ) 8. If you choose California: You like adventure. (YES! I love adventuring! I don't like staying in a house all day... pffft, boring.) Florida: You are a laid-back person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. (Of course I am... ;) ) 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday! (My next birthday isn't until next year... I somehow don't believe in Number 10. -) A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son; people call her a slut and no one knows she was raped at age 13. People call another Guy fat; no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly; no one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a women bald, but they don't know she has cancer. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't do it. ;P FRIEND: Will help me when I'm lost. FRIEND: Will help me learn to drive. FRIEND: Will watch my pets when I go away. FRIEND: Ask me for my number. FRIEND: Hides me from the cops. BEST FRIEND: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place. FRIEND: Lets me make an idiot out of myself in public. FRIENDS: Fade. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda. FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you FRIENDS: Will help you move FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night). FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something. FRIENDS: Say "see you later!" FRIENDS: Forgive you. FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you. FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth. FRIENDS: Annoy you. FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend FRIENDS: Will ignore this That Friends/Best Friends thing is sooo true.. XD What's your element? Fire You have a short temper. You often act on your emotions without thinking first. You are very competitive. You like to play with fire. You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all. You prefer warm weather over cold weather. You often lose control over yourself. You can be quite reckless. You sometimes hurt people without realizing it. People have often called you insane. 6/10 Water You have a calm, laid-back personality. You like to go to the beach. You rarely get angry. When you do get angry, you know how to control it. You think before you act. You are good at breaking up fights. You are a great swimmer. You like the rain. You can stay calm in stressful situations. You are very generous. 10/10 (Highest one yet... ;) ) Earth You are physically strong. You have a close connection with nature. You don't mind getting dirty. You form strong opinions on issues that concern you. You could easily survive in the wild. You care about the environment. You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. You rarely get upset. You aren't afraid of anything. You prefer to have a strict set of rules. 6/10 Air: You have a free spirit. You hate rules. You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. You hate to be restrained. You are independent. You are quite intelligent. You tend to be impatient. You are easily distracted. You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. (This one is the one that describes me the most XD) You wish you could fly. 9/10 My element would definitely be Water. Next it would be air and then tied up with Earth and Fire :P Cool XD Now to see what I am: YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You love jeans. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team willingly. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own an X-Box. Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. You love video games. (I DAMN LOVE VIDEO GAMES!! XD Guitar Hero/Rock Band rules! Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own many baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. (as long as they aren't sagging) It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver is one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (TOTALLY! :I Sports are fun. Sleep with your socks on at night. Total: 20/25 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink. Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. (It's not that I don't like black, it's that black reminds me of Cole and I hate Cole.. Don't hate me! : Video games are boring. Rock Band/Guitar Hero is a waste of time. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it. Like being the star of every thing. Total: 4/25 I guess I'm a Tomboy... YAY!! I hate being girly... ;D I'm mostly a boy kind of person and I love that... IDK why :) My gender is actually a girl if you didn't know. This belongs to ForeverDreamer12... It's just too funny I had to put it.. ;P XD My Personal Quotes (idea from NinjagoZ!): "In my vocabulary, weird is a compliment!" "So what if it's 10 at night? My favorite fanfiction authors don't just stop updating because it's my bedtime." "Yeah, I know I'm crazy. Why aren't you?" "There's no such thing as being normal." "When Google can't find something, it asks me." "I just got a GENIUS story idea!! Oh, I'm sorry, were you talking?" "But Dad, emptying the dishwasher is child labor!" "Most people learn from their mistakes. I make a mistake, freak out about it, then forget it ever happened and make the same mistake three years later." "Did I tell you about the time that- oh, I did? Oh well, I'll just tell you again. You probably weren't listening." "If at first you don't succeed, get insurance." "Homework is just a waste of paper and trees." Other funny sayings I've found: 1.People are like slinkies: basically useless, but so amusing to watch fall down the stairs. 2. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. 3. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then just sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. 4. Evil beware: we have Waffles. 5. Why be stubborn? With just a little more effort, you can be impossible. 6. I don't need a 'Do not disturb' sign, I need one that reads, 'Warning: already disturbed, proceed with caution.' 7. (This one's an inside joke for Kokokringles!) What do you do when Kai calls you a lair? Write a story about torture! 8. Those who say words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary. 9. Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. -- Albert Einstein 10. What you call insanity, I call my creativity. 11. When life gives you Lemons, throw them back and yell, 'I want Oranges!' 12. Sticks and stones no longer exist; it's called my fist and your face now. 13. I have heard the saying 'Revenge is sweet'. I've also heard the saying 'Revenge is a dish best served cold. Thus, I have concluded that revenge is ice cream. 14. Crazy? Typically I prefer the term 'abnormal thinker'. 15. If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where to return Mondays. (For some reason it took me time to get this one... XD) 16. If a boy is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no girl around to hear him, is he still wrong? 17. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes. -Jack Handy This is some funny shiz :) Now it's time to get serious... If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile and don't just ignore it, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.' Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people who read this won’t re-post it? If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile. Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in the true God, Son, and Holy Spirit then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." I AM A PROUD CHRISTIAN. I BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST AND GOD. This is all true... You better believe it!!! Serious time over... Now let's see what's next - NINJAGO LUVERS OATH! whenever I feel the flakes on my nose, and winter comes around. when I feel the chill of the weather, in my mind, Zane will be found. whenever I feel overly warm, or see the glowing flames. when fire or tempers are around, i will speak Kai's name. when the flash emanates through my room, or I hear the boom that's after. when lightning is showing itself through the clouds, through my mind I hear Jay's laughter. when look at the sand or trip in the dirt, and feel the messy ground. when earth is around me, especially rocks, In my mind, Cole will be around. whenever I find a youthful girl, who is brave, strong, and kind. who is better than others think her to be, Nya will cross my mind. when I find a man, old and wise, who lectures people on end. who tries to find the facts in life, Sensei Wu fills my head. When a person is dark, and obsessed with power, who on the inside is kind who loves family dearly, yet still acts like fighting, Lord Garmadon invades my mind. when I find a child, who tries to grow up to fast. and swears to copy his father. who is actually strong at heart, my mind is what Lloyd will bother. upon seeing snakes, instead of fleeing, or looking at them with fear i smile at the snakes, even if they hiss, and think of the serpentine leaders The Way I See It... You say Edward Cullen, I say Kai You say red and black, I say Blue, Black, Red, and White. You say forks, I say shurikins. You say Edward and Bella, I say Jay and Nya. You say Jacob Black, I say the black ninja. You say Volturi, I say Serpentine You say "Go to Hell" I say "Visit the Dark Island" You say rock, paper, scissors, I say rock, paper, clamp. You say childhood, I say Lego's. You say Hitler, I say the Evil Overlord. You say school, I say training. You say, "We're so dead!" I say, "We're so hooped!" You say home, I say the Bounty. You say life, I say Ninjago. :3 Put this on your page if you LOVE Ninjago!!!! Imagine these ideas in a 2nd grade or younger setting. TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. (I wouldn't either!) TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher. I read this and it really hit me how one person can change another so quickly. Weather it be for good or bad, what you do and say effects people. My grandmother lost her closest brother in a car accident because of one person's stupid mistake to drink and drive. Think, are you the one changing someone for good, or bad? I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine You'll check your e-mail every day of the week. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions. This is Damn True.. ;D) Cαllιηg мє WEAK ωση't мαкє уσυ STRONG, I just gotta say... AMEN!! :O My teacher all ways said i was a good reader :D i read this all without hesitation! 7H15 M3554G3 53RV35 7O PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5! 1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG 17 WA5 H4RD BU7 N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3 Y0UR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 17 4U70M471C4LLY W17H 0U7 3V3N 7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17, B3 PROUD! 0NLY C3R741N P30PL3 C4N R3AD 7H15. PL3453 P4573 0N Y0UR PR0F1L3 1F U C4N R34D 7H15. I would translate it to those who don't know what It means... But IDK if I should. Should I? Just PM me if you want to know. :) Here is an other weird Ninjago Quiz - (1) Lloyd (2) Jay (3) Kai (4)Cole (5)Zane (6)Nya (7)Sensei Wu (8)Misako (9)Garmadon (10)Overlord Q1: If 5 ask you to marry him, what would you say? = Um... Sorry Zane. But soon one day you'll meet that perfect someone, (Whispers) Which is P.I.X.A.L. XD Q2: 6 says she pregnant and not to tell 3 or 2... Of course you couldn't keep it in but you only wanted to tell one person... who is that going to be? = Definitely Jay. He could be the one that made her like that so he has the right to know and Kai? I'm not gonna think about it... Too insane. :P Q3: 2 ask you to beat him in a round of a video game. Of course he wins so what would you do? Hit him? Say good game? Again? = I will be like, "Hey Blue-Jay! I want to play the freaking game again! It's FUUUUNNN!" XD Q4: 1 turn back into a little kid and asked you that if he never knew his parents or his uncle... would you be his adoptive mother? = Um.. I'm not really old enough yet but sure... I'm gonna take care of children someday. Am I right anyone? XD Q5: 7 finally told you why he likes tea... what would your expression be like? = 0_0 Um... That's good to know. Q6: 10 had returned and kidnapped 5... What would you do? You're not a ninja and have no expirence of fighting. Are you willing to risk your life for 5? = He's ma DAMN COUSIN! Ofcourse I would... :D Q7: 4 being 4 is making some cake from a recipe... would you still trust him even though you love cake like he does? = Nope... Not EVEN on the 32nd of March. Q8: 3 suddenly push you against the wall to kiss you. What would you do? Kiss him back or kick him in the nuts? = Oh my goooosh! I will FREAKING KISS HIM BACK DUR! MWAH! *-* Q9: 8 tells you that you had been bitten by a deadly snake (not devourer), you can either turn evil or die... which one will you choose? = I don't want to die... There is still too much to live for but I don't want to be evil. hmmmmm... PASS! XD JK JK... I choose to DIE! I don't want to be selfish and only care about my life. The ninja would have to fight me and it would be double the work for them. :P Q10: 9 tells you he has a thing for you = UH, You're already married... I wouldn't say 'eew' but I don't like him like THAT. I'm confused... :I I do not own this, it belongs to THENinjagoGurl. All the credit goes to her. But I originally got this off ZaneLoverFan88 We open up a book and read, When you play with mud and stone, When you laugh while having fun, When someone is very protective, When frost chills your toes, When a girl is brave enough, When a person is destined to be, As you can see my dear friend, BEAUTIFUL JUST BEAUTIFUL! I GOT TEARS IN MAH EYES! :') Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile XD I just got more tears... I'm pouring a river and my brother is staring at me like 'What the heck?' XD Let's see How much I'm worth... Natural Hair Color: [x]Brown - $100 [ ]Blonde - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75 Total: $100.00 Eye Color: Brown - $50 [x] Green - $75 [ ] Blue - $150 [ ] Hazel - $100 ] Other - $15 [ ] Total so far: $150.00 Height: [ ] Over 7′ - $200 [ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175 [ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - 570$ [ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75 [x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85 [ ] under 5'4 0$ Total so far: $235.00 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100 Total so far: $335.00 Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [x] First born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ]Second born - $150 Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] Third born - $550 [ ] Fourth born - $300 [ ] Fifth born - $400 [ ] Sixth born -$215[ ] Total so far: $655.00 Drink? [ ] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] Only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [x] No - $600 Total so far: $1,255.00 Vision? [x] perfect vision - $400 [ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200 [ ] No correction - $100 Glasses - $50 ] Contacts - $25 [ ] Surgical correction - $100 Total so far: $1,655.00 Shoe Size: 13 - $300 [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [ ] 7 to 10 - $500 [ ] Under 7- $450 [x] Total so far: $2,105.00 Favorite Colors (multiple): Green - $750[x] Red - $600 [x] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow -$475 [x] Brown - $300 [ ] Purple - $225 [x] White - $400 [x] Aqua - $350 [x] Orange - $300 [ ] Blue - $300 [x] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 [x] Total: $5,705.00 Did you use a calculator to add it all up? Yes - $0 [ ] Nope -$1000 [x] some - 750 [ ] Final Total: $6,705.00 (WOOO WOOO!!! XD) And Again. Have you ever_? 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (yes!) 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking (yes!) 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking (yes!) 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand (yes! 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull (yes!) 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push yes!) 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (yes!) 13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (How do you fall UP the stairs?) 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (yes!) 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble (yes!) 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (yes!) 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on (yes!) 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle (yes!) 23. Have run into a closed door (yes!) 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else (Like I would ever use a real gun :P) 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (yes... once it took me like 3 years... XD) 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan (yes!) 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk (yes!) 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (yes!) 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot (It was a dare!) 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on (yes! I was deep in thought. :) ) 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in (yes!) 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole (yes!) 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house (yes!) 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small (yes! But I got it out easily. :I) 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (Yes! ALL THE TIME!) 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (yes! It happened to me at school. ) 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up (yes!) 48. Have poked yourself in the eye (yes!) 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on (yes!) 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil (yes!) 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (yes!) 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. (Yes!) 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on (Yes!) 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day (yes!). 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 59. Made fun of someone else joking about something when you have/do that thing yourself. (Ummm... what?) 60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence (yes!) 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person (yes!) 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side (yes!) 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions (yes!) 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong (yes!) 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it (yes!) 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. Ran into a door jam 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it (yes!) 76. Have purposely licked playground sand 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band (yes!) 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't (Yes! That's how crazy I am! XD) 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (yes!) 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (yes! I love doing that! Vamp75 will know what I'm talking about! XD) 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair (yes!) 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (yes!) 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (yes! Everyone at my cousin's B-day party had to do it. XD) 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours (yes! THREE TIMES!) 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story (yes!) 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before (yes!) 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. (yes!) 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class (Not often, only to say hi and some other stuff like baby :3). 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth My neck and back hurts now.. I did this thing like ALL day... But it was totally worth it! XD Female Come Backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: "I know how to please a woman." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Man: "But I don't know your name." Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Man: "Haven't we met before?" RE-POST THIS AS "female comebacks" If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, in the face, with Jay's nunchucks, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, like Zane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, like Lloyd, copy and paste this into your profile. Less than 1 percent of female teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE! If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like writing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews in your email, paste this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar (Like Zane,) copy this into your profile. If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. if you've ever wished you could be normal, screw you. There's no such thing. So don't bother copy and pasting it. 9 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity. 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 4. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds" 5. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 7. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go." 8. Five days in advance, tell your best friend you can't attend her party because you're not in the mood. 9. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." Really Random stuff!! (As is with many things on my profile, this was copy and pasted. But I did add a few things of my own.) Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver! When in doubt, push random buttons! There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that. Best excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies? Dear math, I am not a therapist, solve your own problems. When life gives you lemons...keep them cause hey...free lemons. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. I have not yet begun to procrastinate. Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me. I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps . . . I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff. There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't. The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader. You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us. Slinky escalator = endless fun. People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?" (I have don this so many times.) Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned. I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty! I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to. I don't obsess; I think intensely. At my lemonade stand, I used to give the first glass free and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote. If you can't convince them, confuse them. The statistics of insanity is that one in every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If it's not them, it's you. The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy something else to shoot at. If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you. Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. Always and never are two words you should always remember to never use. That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before. I do not deny everything. Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then. When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back. I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago. Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. Who ever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious mental problems. I'm not lost, I'm exploring. I use sarcasm too much...and that was sarcasm, by the way. Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. Most learn from observation. Some learn from experimentation. Then there are those who touch the fire to see if it's hot. Best friends are the only ones brave enough to walk in my footsteps. They do it because hitting the wall is fun Things I'm Not Allowed To Do in Ninjago 1) I shall not run onto the deck screaming 'the Serpentine are attacking, EVERYWHERE!' then run around in circles waving my arms in the air. 2) I shall not take one of those remotes from episode 27 and make Zane do the macarena. 3) I shall not kick the training equipment and shout 'Is this thing working!?' when I fail the course. 4) Talking to Sensei in a Yoda voice is not funny. Only Yoda can be Yoda, do not impersonate such an awesome character. Not cool. 5) Zane is a Nindroid. Any other term for his "situation" is rude and will earn you punishment. A punishment delivered by Cole in the form of a noogie. 6) Destroying my alarm clock with my elemental powers is strictly forbidden, punishable by sunrise excersises. 7) Eating Cole's chili is not a punishment. It's a torture, reserved for when noogies are unavailable. 8) When using the Medallion that shows me where the Temple of Light is, I will not shout "Robin, to the Batmobile!" when I find it. 9) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Sensei says something totally swag and stuns the ninja. 10) I shall not dress up as Skales, scare the ninja and make them lose their cool. 11) Any resemblance between the Ninja and skeletons is simply coincidental. They are not the ninja from the future. (But really, who knows for certain?) Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something... If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If you can't kill 'em, you’re screwed. Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. If a safety pin, duct tape or a band-aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem. I'm gonna live forever!...Or die trying. War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left. ADOSH: Attention Deficit-Ohh Shiny Thing. Nope, can't go to Hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me... I'm probably the coolest dork you'll ever meet. Boys in books are just...Better! You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades. I have nothing against God, it's his fan club I can't stand! I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak. This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence. Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? You know your an idiot when: 1. You accidentally enter your password into the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. (I do this ALL the time! XD) 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. (O.O I do this too...) 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. (OMYGOSH! THIS COMPUTER IS LOOKING AT MEEEHH!) 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. (IT COULD READ MY MIND TOO!!! *-*) 9. You were too busy to notice there's no number five. (Oh, really? :) 10. You actually look to check if there was a number five. (YOU'RE A PSYCHIC! :P) 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. (I can't say anything but... YOU ARE CORRECT! XD) 12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did (Of course I did. Who wouldn't? We are all idiots in some way or an other. ;D) WHICH NINJA ARE YOU?! Kai Hotheaded () Spiky Hair () Fiery Personality () Wear Red (x) Have a Sibling (x) Kai: 2 Jay The Funny One (x) Wear Blue (x) Inventor (x) Creative (x) Easily Freaks Out (x) Jay: 5 Cole Leader (x) Wear Black () Likes Dancing (x) Loves Cake () Loves Dragons (x) Cole: 3 Zane Smart (x) Robotic (x) Wear White (x) Independent (x) Bird Fan (x) Zane: 5 Well, Am I Zane or Jay? What ever... At least this proves me right when I say that Jay is my brother and Zane is my cousin. THAT'S RIGHT! I'M TALKING TO THOSE WHO THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY AND WRONG! WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW... HAHA XD Idiot test (DO NOT JUDGE ME) (x)Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. (X)Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. (X)You have run into a glass/screen door. (x)You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (X)You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (x)You have run into a tree. (X)It IS possible to lick your elbow (After reading this, I actually tried it. Sadly, I couldn't lick my elbow...) (x)You just tried to lick your elbow (Wait... I just said that. Great I AM an idiot. I didn't read this before putting what I said before :P) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. (HAHA! I found that out when I was in 1st grade! I AM smart... at least a little.. ) You just tried to sing them. (Nope.. HAHA! XD) (x)You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen (It's the reason I don't wear shoes with laces.) (X)You have choked on your own spit. You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. (Never seen it) (X)You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice (I got fooled... by a machinery!) (X)You just looked at it. (Oh you're good...) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. (X)People have called you slow. (My mom... :P) (X)You have accidentally caught something on fire (X)You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. (All. The. Time.) (X)You have caught yourself drooling. (It literally scared me. It was at school and I quickly licked it before anyone saw... I hope no one did.) You’ve fallen asleep in class (x)If someone says “fart” you laugh. (Depends how they say it too...) (x)You just laughed. (You could say that a bit.) Sometimes you just stop thinking (X)You tell a story and forget what you were talking about (X)People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you (I usually find that weird.) You are often told to use your “inside voice”. You use your fingers to do simple math. (X)You have eaten a bug. (Don't blame me... I was little. You wanna hear something even worse... My brother AND my cousin have eaten their own poop! XD) (X)You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (Yeah... I have to go to sleep. :I) (X)You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it (X)You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc. You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. (What? I'm sorry... I think I'm too much of an idiot to understand... ;P) You break a lot of things. Your friends know not to use big words around you. (I use big words around them. XD) (X)You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused (X)You have fallen out of your chair before Result: 26 (Oh dear... Am I that much of an idiot? BUT I'M AN A STUDENT! WILL I BE EXPELLED FROM G.A.T.E.!! D:) I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Peeta shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old. BUT I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too much ice cream ... it tastes so good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one who won't give up. List Ninja in order of AMAZINGNESS!!!! 1) Jay (2) Kai (3) Lloyd (4) Zane (5) Cole Who would make breakfast in the morning, 3, or 5? Is this a dumb question? SHIZ NO WILL I EVER PICK COLE TO COOK FOR MEEHH! :( Definitely Lloyd. He could AT LEAST cook better than Cole will ever cook. You get in a fight with 2, why, and who wins? What is it? A verbally or physical fight? I would win either way.. ;D Trust me, I'm REALLY good with come-backs AND fighting. I might look young and innocent, but ooooh baby you're wrong. :) I'M EVIIILL! I bit one of my friends before because I felt like it. And it was school! XD Now let's see... Why? Well, we are fighting because we want to and that' our thing. :P Oh, you want a real answer! FINE! We are fighting because I beat him to fist to face 2!! XD I'm a boss at VIDEO GAMES! XDDD So How's that for ya? Good enough? It's cold outside, do you snuggle up on the couch with 1,4, or 3? Zane is not a kind a person to snuggle up with and Lloyd is still little for that kind of stuff... so it will have to be my brother... THAT'S RIGHT! JAY'S MY BROTHER! WE ARE LIKE TWINS... except different genders but still exactly alike. What are ya, jealous much? ;D You wake up in the middle of the night after having a horrible nightmare(as in really really bad), which do you run to for comfort,1,2,3,4,or 5? Hmmm... Jay is my brother and is great to get comfort from but I think Nya wouldn't understand and so she'll try to kill me. I'm not going to risk anything and I want to live a nice long life. Scratch him off the list. :P Kai might be all of a troublemaker and stubborn but he IS sweet. He always comforts his sister and is good with a topic like this. I'll put a little check next to him. Lloyd might be a teen but he's still a little kid in the inside. He might just tell me to go eat candy or whatever cause it always works for him. So no. Zane is ok, he is really good at everything... HE'S MA DAMN COUSIN! ARE YA JEALOUS EVEN MORE! XD But... I don't feel right just busting him into his room just for a 'nightmare.' He's not really made for that. But he's still on my list. Now you are just freaking damn dumb enough to believe that I'll ever get help from Coel. (IDC if I spelled his name wrong DX) SHIZ NO! SCREW YOU! Now, is it Kai or Zane? Hmmm... I choose... JELLO! XD JK I choose Kai in a situation like this. Like a said, He has a sister and can deal with stuff like this. :) You're at a theme park, who do you go on the huge rollercoaster with, 4, 2, or 5? Like I said FU if you think I will go with that Colo guy. Zane isn't a kind of person that will go on these kind of things. It wouldn't be that amusing either. So Kai will be my choice... again. XD I love that dude. And I do mean LOVE LOVE. He's da one that swept meh off ma feet! XD Everyone is on the couch watching a movie, what movie is it, and where are you sitting? Well, we will be watching The Lego Movie. It's a great movie and it fits Ninjago perfectly since they're both Lego. I'll be sitting in between my Browin and Hot Fire. You should know by now what I'm talking about. Except maybe Browin... here let me explain. Bro/win Brother Twin. Get it? If not then you have a serious problem. :P (I copied this quiz from Astrid16's profile.) PREP GOTHIC PUNK GEEK EMO GHETTO/GANGSTA HARDCORE/SCENE ATHLETIC DIVERSE You have at least one of each in every group. You have/are participating in sports. You turn music up loud. You like to be in a gang, or want to be in one. You are super sensitive. You study for fun. You have a tendency to get bored with activities, even if you like them You try to stay away from the other groups most of the time. You love to wear chains, listen to heavy metal, or love black. You use a lot of technology or wear any ambricombi, aeropostle (ect.). Results: O dear... I'm a geek? Is that good or bad? Idk and idc. :P XD Random Quiz For me and anyone :D 1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it? Luego hablo Jehova a Moises, diciendo: (Sorry... It's a Spanish book. It did say to pick the nearest book to you and the nearest book to me was a Spanish Bible.) 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? A pillow 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Kung fu panda... My brother was watching and I just joined for the heck of it. 4. Without looking, guess what time it is? 6:31 5. Now look at the clock. What time is it really? 6:30 SO CLOSE . 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My brother screaming YES! Because he beat this guys named MettelButt Joe on a game in MY Nintendo. 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Today like a few hours ago. I was coming back from school. :) 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Astrid16's profile. I was looking for things to copy and paste. I'm going on like EVERYONE'S profile. My profile is going to be so damn LOOONG! 9. What are you wearing? My school uniform. I was gonna change for once but my mom was then like, "NO! LEAVE IT ON!" I just stared at her like WTH! O.O 10. Did you dream last night? No...I don't dream... Even if I do, I forget the minute I wake up. I'm a VERY busy person so the minute I wake up, I'm thinking about today's plans. 11. When did you last laugh? Just right now. My brother was like, "Where's my life for this." He was playing my favorite game. 12. What are on the walls of the room you are in? Pictures... poster... green paint... 13. Seen anything weird lately? An alien on t.v. mimicking a moose and jumping around... weird and strange... 14. What do you think of this quiz? Something that amuses me and is entertaining 15. What is the last film you saw? You know... I forget things easily, let me try to remember... I got it! War Of The Worlds... AWESOME MOVIE! XD 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? ALL THE KAI'S IN THE WOOORRRLLLDDD! XD And maybe some coles so I could put it in a volcano to melt him. :D HEHEHEHEHE! I'll put him in the ARENAL VOLCANO IN COSTA RICAAAAA! 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know. I have an annoying brother. I love and train dragons. My pet dragon is named Starfire. I have a daughter who I adopted at a pet shop. Her name is Amy. :) 18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Change one: Keep the Earth safe and clean. Most people don't do ANYTHING about it. Change two: Make sure the world could invent a machine that makes things real. For example: BRINGING NINJAGO TO LIFE! XD 19. Do you like to dance? Yes, I guess. I am good at it but in video games so I don't know if that counts. :P 20. George Bush. Ummmm... What about him? Do I need to judge him or something? Ok, I'll judge his name. It's a bush named after when George Washington tinkled in it. :D 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Either Skyler, or Taylor 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Either Ray, Jay, or X-avier I guess that's done... But I'm not done! XD Ninjago Quiz by Astrid16. COPY AND PASTE, USE IT NOW!!! List any ten characters from Ninjago. 1) Cole 2) Garmadon (Good Guy) 3) Kai 4) Jay 5) Zane 6) Nya 7) Pixal 8) Misako 9) Dareth 10) Lloyd 10 offers to clean your house. Your reaction? Seriously? Since when were you this nice? But sure, you could help... I feel like I should pay you after this... :P 4 says he has a crush on 6. Your opinion? Really? That was the most astonishing thing I have EVER heard! I WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED! *Sarcasm* 8 gets into an argument with 1. Elaborate. Misako wants to cook and make Cole wash the dishes but Cole wants to cook cause he says his cooking is 'good.' Misako thinks otherwise. 3 dares 7 to give 9 a hug. What happens next? P.I.X.A.L.: *Hugs Dareth* Dareth: Um... Is this normal? Zane: *Walks in* Kai: *Jumps on the couch and reads one of Lloyd's comics like he was never a part of this* Zane: Hey, have you guys seen... *sees pixal* I feel as if something inside of me has cracked. *Turns to Kai* Kai, Do you know the meaning of the events that is now occurring before my eyes? Kai: *Looks up* Ooooo... ouch ...Sorry for ya Zane. *Looks back in comic book* Oh Kai you bad boy! XD *-* 2 goes on a date with 6. How does that turn out? BAD! DUUURR! Jay would try to Kill him no matter what. Garmy will try running away. Kai will back off and let his sister and Jay to be. No one is in match of an angry Jay... '_' 5 and 1 go on a game show, and the category is Bosnian history. Who answers correctly? Cole knows ABSOLUTELY nothing. He's an idiot in disguise of a dude. Zane wins, of course. He's ma awesome cousin with more smarts than anyone you'll ever meet. 8 gets a new book for her birthday. What is its title, and will it be read? It would be titled 'How to Read Old and Obscure Languages No One Cares About.' Yes, she would be obsess over it. 5 and 6 are snuggled on the couch together watching a romance/action flick, and 9 walks in during an intense scene and taps 6's shoulder without warning. How do they react? Nya: I'M GONNA KILL YOU! THIS WAS MY FAVORITE PART AND YOU RUINED IT! Dareth: GAAAHHH! Zane: *Laughs randomly out of nowhere* Nya and Dareth: *Stare at him weirdly* O_O I LOVE THESE QUIZES!! I WANT MOOOORRREE! Six Truths in Life 1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical imposibility 2. All idiots, after reading this will try it 3. And discover that it's a lie 4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot. 5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see. 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face. I love these kinds of things too. It's hilarious and I just love laughing. I think I laugh way too much than what is healthy of it. I'm an idiot. :P Me an me only BFFs: Vamp75: We both have the same likes and dislike, I know her in real life, We both made each other come to fanfiction, She's a really great friend, Funny, writes really good stories, we just like to text each other, We text crazily, both hate the Coya ship, LOVE the Jaya ship, never gonna let ninjago go, she's WAY less crazy than I am. She's hardly crazy at all and I'm like 1,000,000,000... etc crazier than her. XD soggybella679g: She's an other really great friend, I met her here in FF, She's really funny, You should check her story(s), fun to hang around with, Likes JELLO and YOLO, We use that a lot like crazy, We are Bofe's ( Best Online Friend Ever ), we are just normal... HECK! NORMAL IS NOT A WORD NO MORE. NOT IN MY DICTIONARY! WE ARE BEASTS THAT RULE THE WORLD! We are bosses like that! XD Crush: Kai from Ninjago: Masters of Spijitzu Least favorite characters: Cole... I only hate him with all my deep deep hatred. In my world, Cole doesn't exist, and if does, then in my world, He's a donkey. Gender: Girl, but does Tomboy count too? Likes: Ninjago, being crazy, FF, my BFFs, water, the computer, the color red and blue, comedy, funny things, funny people, the world, my pillow, the floor, the sun, outer space, my family, Jaya ship, EVEN MORE NINJAGO! Real name: The heck I'm telling any of you :P Trivia of awesomeness: 1. What would you do if your favorite character/s kissed you? Blush ever so slightly and wish that it would've lasted longer... Maybe pull him back and kiss him again. 2. What would you do if they were killed? O-O... WHERE'S THE FREAKING KILLER! HE JUST WON HIMSELF A RIDE OF TORTURE! I'M GONNA KILL NOT NICE BUT HORRIBLY AND SLOWLY... :) So he could feel the pain for a long time... It will also be a bit of Romeo and Juliet... SOMEONE GIVE ME A BOTTLE OF POISON! 3. What would you do if they were kiddnapped? Kiddnapped? Psshhh! Get him back of course! I wouldn't give up at all and I'll to the end of the world for him. 4. Who would you marry if you have more than one favorite character? Well, I don't like any other characters the way I like him so Of course I'll just stick with him ;D This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, " God, why? Why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! " The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul! 94% Percent of girls would be crying if 1D was kidnapped, 5% would be throwing a party, and copy this into your siggy if you are the 1% who would be poking your new prisoners with a stick! :P -Pick the month you were born in- January I killed February I smelled March I ran naked with April I jumped May I ate June I shot July I danced with August I loved September I kissed October I robbed November I slapped December I stabbed -Pick the day you were born on- 1 A banana 2 A homeless guy 3 A house 4 A mop 5 Barney the dinosaur 6 A sock 7 A stripper 8 My lover 9 My teacher 10 An iPod 11 A movie star 12 A phone 13 An angel 14 A drunk guy 15 A crack head 16 A pillow 17 A cat 18 A teletubby 19 A hobo 20 Paris Hilton 21 A dog 22 A bird 23 Elmo 24 A rock star 25 My toothbrush 26 A glass of milk 27 The kool-aid man 28 A French fry 29 A lesbian 30 An emo 31 A snowman -Pick the color of the shirt you wearing- White Because a hobo stole my taco. Black Because the voices told me to. Pink Because I wanted to. Red Because I’m bringing sexy back! Brown because I’m on crack. Polka dots Because insanity is fun! Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz. Gray because I’m cool like dat Green Because big bird told me to. Orange Because I know kung-fu. Maroon because I’m a good girl. Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun. Blue Because that’s how I roll! Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so! Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night. None Because the aliens did experiments on me. -Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are... I smelled a homeless guy because that's how I roll! XD That is weird... How am I that? Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. (XD) this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown at them, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that fool! Yeah, like I'm not a girl because my name says so. NOT :( Ain't nobody got time for that! YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Shaizzle Phew I did it! 37 Things to do in an Elevator: 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI This was easy! I could read upside down... It's a talent and I'm proud of it. :) 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating cuddling!) I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'. If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things Stupid laws In New York- it is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun. (aw man...) Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”. (Who does that anyways. ) Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM. (do not invoke the wrath of the slippers police) In Florida- Doors of all public buildings must open outwards. (Is this really important?) It is illegal to sell your children. ( well I hope so!) Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. (Is drying your hair really that boring) A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. (Why Saturday?) If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (looks like I have to leave my elephant at home) It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. (Shoot, looks like karaoke beach night at the Starbucks is canceled) In Georgia- Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. (but where else can you put them?) Signs are required to be written in English. (No duh! It's freaking English people!) No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. (at least you don't have to worry about sitting on it) in South Dakota- No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. (... not even gonna comment...) It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. (but they're so comfortable) In Tennessee- It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. (I don't even know what to say) No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk. (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I'M NEVER GOING TO TENNESSEE!) Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. (I'll just walk then... I don't need no man with a flag with me. I'm not in a parade.) It’s illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. (I think that's up to the frogs.) In Missouri- Frightening a baby is in violation of the law. (BOO!) It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants. (I wonder if the elephants would enjoy it though. hmm...) Dancing is strictly prohibited. (Missouri, that's sad.) It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. ( why a bucket?) A milk man may not run while on duty. (RUN, MILK MAN, RUN!) In Idaho- Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. (that's a lot of candy!) You may not fish on a camel’s back. (A CAMEL! this is not Egypt) Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. (...) Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back. (WHAT IS WITH THE ANIMALS AND FISHING?!) In Indiana- The value of Pi is 3. (what does this have to do with ANYTHING?!) Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. (but you can take showers, right?) It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette. (I would never do that anyways.. :I) No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor. (did this happen a lot?) In Alaska- Clowns beware! (:/ Wow.) In Kansas- If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. ( they do realize that means neither can move, right? obviously not...) Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal. ( they obviously do not know of Kai's temper :P) No one may wear a bee in their hat. (OOPS, Too late.) No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night. (Dang it!) READ THIS IF YOU CARE: Everyone is different. Some people assume that because people are different, then they shouldn't be kind to them. Just because someone looks, acts, dresses, talks, or believes differently than you doesn't mean they should be ignored or disrespected, because for all you know, that could be you one day. For all you know, those "different" people are going through the exact same problems you are, or even worse. For all you know, they might be having troubles with their family at home, or they might have their own problems to deal with. Because trust me - we all got problems. A speaker came to my school this week and told us a story: There was a suicide on a bridge. The investigators looked through the victim's home to look fo clues that might tell them why he jumped. They only found this letter: "I will go to the bridge. If one person smiles at me on the way there, I will not jump." Not one person had a smile to give him. You never know how much a single smile towards someone will brighten up their lives. If you see someone who looks upset, tell them that everything will be okay. If you see someone who is being bullied, stand up for them. If you see someone who is sitting alone during lunch, walk away from the crowd and ask to join them. Just because someone isn't the same as you, it doesn't give anyone a reason to label them as a social outcast. Because honestly, everyone is different. Those people that you call your friends are different than you, but you still hang with them, right? Not one person in this world is the same, but we can all stand together for a common goal. If you agree with this, want to help those "different" people that no one seems to talk to, and will encourage your friends to do the same, then repost this in your profile. Repost this if you care :) Copy and Paste if you detest bullying Ok so, I'm going to be doing this simple compare thing with me and the ninja. Basically, I'm going to be writing what I have in common with each of the ninja. Just know that I made this. :D ///I don't mind if you copy\\\ :P Jay: both Funny, like to create things, crazy at times, always out for adventure, like blue, have gotten freak-attack, Kai: both Always care for those in need, Always help others no matter what even if we get in trouble, likes to take things the hard way, have sibling Zane: both Very intelligent, have a bird, cook good, sometimes don't get any jokes, could plan out things very quickly, indapendant Cole: Both strong in many ways not just physically, looked up to as the leader, love dragons, dance Lloyd: both like to read comic books, like video games, act childish, have two parents (Same goes for Jay :P) The end... - NEXT! XD My MAIN OC. This OC is my main one. The others I use are just extra OC's and some normal ones and all that. Name: Skyler Lennon Hair: Cinnamon and amber colored hair; Ponytail with side swept trends and double-dipped formed. Age: 18 Ninja color: Turquoise Element: Water Weapon: Bow and arrows Style: A tomboy so you know... Those girls that are definitely not girly. She gets herself into a lot of verbal fights and wins mostly all of them because of her good comebacks. She likes to wear a normal shirt with normal pants and a sweater with hoodie. Normal sneakers too. You choose any color for her clothes. I don't really mind. She could also be very physically strong, especially when mad. Nothing really scares her. Her past haunts her a bit and she's like a daredevil, she'll do anything. Difficult or not. She's also one of those hard-to-get girls. She doesn't give up easily and is really stubborn. She'll help out anyone in need and cares for others more than herself. But that doesn't mean she won't take of herself. For her... love is really difficult. She's just the competitive kind. Besides that, she could get really hyper and have a great sense of humor. Blegh... I'm bored and so I just wanted to do this. So let me get over it. :) Um, How do I say this... What this is, is um... Real events that happened and I felt like putting them here to remember them. Cause, I guess you can say these events are amusing to me. :P I'm gonna begin now soooooo... yeah. XP (Also the names I'm using here aren't the real names, I mean, It's not like I'm gonna let the whole world know their real names. duuhhh...) [BTW... This is a Sunday school from my church so don't imagine it as a real school class. It wouldn't make sense.] Event #1: Teacher: *Sets up brown paper on floor* Ok, all of you stand on this brown paper I placed down and try to fit in it. Sudents: *Get out from their seats and stand on the paper*One of the students get left out cause there is no more room* Teacher: As you can see, Not everyone fits. So from what I taught you, what do you have to do to be able to make some room? Bryce: Go on a diet. Teacher: T_T No... someone else? Matt: Squish the fat-ass in. Teacher: Matt! How many times do I have to tell you that this is a church! Matt: hmmm... 3? :3 Teacher: *sigh* BlueJay? (Of course I'm not gonna use my name! That'd be stupid) BlueJay: UUUUHHH... o.o wait, what did we learn about today? Teacher: :o About- BlueJay: OH YEAH! Ok so... we be a good citizen and try to make some space. :P Teacher: :\ Good enough... BlueJay: :D {BORING... moving on} Event #2: Teacher: *lays book on lap* So there you have it. How to deal with stuff like this. *looks at Matt* Now tell me, if someone came to you and punched you in the face, what would you do? Matt: Punch that bitch. Teacher: Uh no... You know there's a better answer than that. I just read it to you. Bryce: Yeah, but the guy deserves the punch. Matt: Yeah, he freaking punched me! In the face! Teacher: Tell me the real answer please, ok boys. Matt: Fine. You become green. Teacher: ? Bryce: And Kill everyone you see. Teacher: I'm not following... Matt: And be like, "HULK SMASH!" Teacher: T_T Bryce and Matt: xD {Ehh... better I guess.} Event #3: Teacher: *writes on board* So... Moses was able to let God's people go. good good... Matt: *gasp* I just discovered something... everyone else: ? Matt: When you spell God backwards, you get DOG! UMG! Bryce: Omfg... OoO Teacher: Guys... -_- Matt: How the heck.. WHAT A DISCOVERY! Bryce: Ikr... Matt: This has to go on Discovery Channel... And it'll become famous! Bryce: xD Teacher: BOYS! Matt: Shut up woman... I just made the most amazing discovery of all time. RESPECT ME! Teacher: *Hold hand to head* Don't make me get your parents again. Matt: My parents can't do nothing! I'M EXTREMELY IMPORTANT TO THIS SOCIETY! Bryce: Wait... what about me dude? Matt: You can be the trustful monkey... guy... that... is my best friend. :) Bryce: :D {Whatever... entertaining enough. X3} Event #4: Teacher: Ok guys, Lunch time but remember... CAREFUL! Everyone: :DDD *Run towards table* goes crazy* Teacher: What did I just say!? *Walks over to us* Put the food back on the table! Everyone: *Do as told* Teacher: Now what do you think you're doing? Matt: Just chillin and geting our fooood. :P Bryce: Problem? Teacher: Yes, a big problem! Matt: How!? XD Teacher: Don't even ask Matt. I saw you jump onto the table! Matt: FOOD GALORE! OF COURSE I'M GONNA JUMP! Bryce: *whacks Matt's arm* Yeah dude... don't go jumping on tables! xD Matt: Psshhh... can't tell me what to do. Teacher: You almost broke the table... I told you all to WALK over here CAREFULLY. Matt: Yeah... that's what I did. I RAN over here CARELESSLY. :) Bryce: :3 Teacher: That's the total opposite... And Bryce, I saw you smack two kids to the ground and throw the food around. -.- Bryce: Those kids were in my way! I wasn't gonna just wait! My food needs me, they were calling. They wanted to learn how to fly. XD BlueJay: *sneakily grabs a chip* Teacher: Ugh... everyone go back to the room! BlueJay: *sneakily takes a Caprison* Everyone: *does nothing* Teacher: I said go back! Everyone: *go back* Matt: TEACHER! Teacher: ...yes? :\ Matt: Can I attack BlueJay? Bryce: OH! I want to too! Teacher: ? What? Why? BlueJay: o.o Matt: She has FOOD! ;O Teacher: WHAT? *Faces BlueJay* BlueJay: Yes? o-o Teacher: Show... me... BlueJay: FINE! *takes out broken whistle* Don't worry... I only chewed on the left corner... the rest is fine and edible. :3 Teacher: C'mon BlueJay, you're not like this. Now please... show me. BlueJay: The way you say show me sounds like a hor- ... you know what... nvm. I.I *takes out chips and juice* There. Teacher: *sigh* At least you showed me. Keep it. Everyone else get their snacks besides Matt and Bryce. Matt and Bryce: : Everyone else: *goes get their food* {Ok.. this was ok. :3 OOKKKAAAYYYY X3} Ok that's mostly it for now but if anything else happens, I'll be sure to put it here and all or whatever. It won't just be this... there could also be events from different places and people so... yeah. ;P Name 12 characters from Ninjago and answer the following questions. (WARNING: None of my answers were meant to be offensive... just letting out my feelings and writing down the first thing I say. :) ) 1. Overlord 2. Jay 3. Garmadon 4. Dr. Julien 5. Kai 6. Misako 7. Nya 8. Lloyd 9. Darreth 10. Cole 11. Zane 12. Pythor 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Wait so... Zane and Misako? No I haven't and I REALLY don't want to. It's not disgusting... It's creepy. I don't think anyone even invented that yet so... Let us commence the prophesy. :D 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Dr. Julien? YEAH! You kidding me?? How hot?? HE'S HOT ENOUGH TO BE NINJAGO'S NEXT BEST MODEL AND BEAT THE SUN'S HOT RECORD! EVEN KAI'S! 'O' JK! I'M FUQING KIDDING! NAAAHHHHH! He's nice but eh... I don't really think he's hot. XP 3. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Hardly... That doofus has only been in two fanfics, tops. 4. Would Two and Seven make a good couple? WTF! WTF! WTF! WTFF! Fuck as hell... just WTF! Ok... ok... I did NOT plan on putting Jay and Nya on the EXACT numbers. xD THEY WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER BY DESTINY! And would they make a good couple?? This is a stupid question... OF COURSE! Better then a GOOD couple... they are an AWESMAZANE COUPLE! BETTER THEN THAT ACUALLY!! They are sooo good they can hypnotise people with their couple greatness and invade my brain. That already happen... don't worry. :) Invading my brain is IMPOSSIBLE! I TELL YOU! XP But this couple can do it all! COYA IS DA WORST EVA! SERIOUSLY! WHO DA FUQ INVENTED THAT! SCREW TO THAT PERSON AND COYA SHOULD DIE IN THE DARK ISLAND DEEP INSIDE A HOLE THAT BELONGS TO KOZU AND COME OUT AS SHIT SO THAT IT WILL BE EATEN BY HUNGRY WORMS THAT WOULD SOON BECOME AS FERTILIZERS FOR PLANTS AND GREEN TREES OR WHATEVER! And that's how you make fertilizers. :D 5. Five/Nine or Five/Eleven? Why? WTH! I ain't making no ONE gay here... Darreth, I don't give a shit and Zane... no not that poor nindroid. :o But Kai? No... Kai deserves better. SO... I can skip this right? There's no rule here presented in my face that says I can't... in fact there's no rules at all so I'm good. BUT... if you say so... then.. probs Kai/Zane. Darreth ain't going with the best man on earth. NUH UH! NOT TODAY! NOT EVER! 6. Would you rather date Five, Seven, or Eleven? I think we all know the answer to this... o And if not... then you stupid fag, here are hints. Hint 1: I ain't no Lesbo and never will be. X3 Hint 2: Robots aren't my type. :P 7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? 0.o HELL NAW! HAHAH! OH QUESTION NUMBER SEVEN! HOW YOU MAKE ME LAUGH! I CAN'T BREATHE! XD GOSH DAMMIT I'M GONNA DIE! XP 8. Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic? Uuuuuuhhhh.. O-O AHEM... yes actually. It was weird and I never expected it and so.. it was... Actually I was speechless. It was quite funny too so worth it I guess. xD 9. What might One scream at a moment of great passion? IMAGE! NEVER PUT SCREAM AND GREAT PASSION TOGETHER WHEN I'M AROUND! XDD I have such an imagination. :P WAIT SORRY! That's NOT what I'll scream. XD I would scream... something like... FUQ OFF BELLA AND LILY AND CECE! GO VISIT THE FUQING DARK ISLAND! (Inside Joke. :3) 10. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Awww... a little twelve year old. xD It would be... Hall of Fame OR You're gonna go far kid. :3 Oh... and if this asked about Cole, I would have said, "Highway To Hell" XP 11. If you wrote a One/Six/Five fic, what would the warning be? WARNING: Cussing. Fire, Inside Jokes, Cool badass stuff you can't handle, and sex. SCRATCH THAT SEX PART! XP 12. What might be a good pick up line for One to use on Eleven? How cool... I always that they were a cool couple. Ever since Zane jumped onto The Overlord and died in episode 34. How convenient. And a pick-up line. hmmm... OH OH! HOW ABOUT... "You always know how to cool my darkened times down." Makes no sense, worse pick-up line, and so cheesy but yet... the best I can come up with. I'M TERRIBLE AT THIS ROMANCE STUFF. XDDD 13.When was the last time you read a fic about Three? Uuuuh... I've read many. SOOO... Let me remember... -.- OH OH! A few minutes ago from soggybella679g, "After The Blackout" It's really cool. You peeps should check it out. XP 14. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (9). The Overlord and Nya are in a happy relationship O.o) until Nya runs off with Dr. Julien (*-* WTF). The Overlord, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Zane (D'awww.. Just as I predicted. :'D) and a Brief unhappy affair with Pythor, then follows the wise advise of Kai (That idiot won't know anything. Can't believe this is how it goes.) and finds true love with Darreth. ( : -_- : If this actually becomes a fanfic... I'm giving it a FOLLOW, REVIEW, AND FAVORITE! :D BRAVO BRAVO! I should start this... eh... I'll think about it. :3) 15. Name of this fanfic? UnPredictable Random True Love Story Bound To Change Your Heart; Version 12.9 16. Who would make breakfast in the morning, 3, or 5? Hmmm... IDK! Garmadon and Kai seem like good cookers. Kai's a jerky idiot so I choose Garmy. He IS an adult so he should know how to cook good by now. 17. You get in a fight with 2, why, and who wins? MY BRO?? OH WE GET IN A LOT OF FIGHTS! The reason for this one... Well, prolly video games. :P And who wins? Jay, my dear cute little dumb bro, It would be me! I suppose though. If it's verbal, then DEFINITELY! If physical... then more of a chance of Jay. NO ONE MESSES WITH HIS VIDEO GAMES! XD 18. How would you react if Eight asked for your number? Sure...? He would only use it to call me right..? 19. It's cold outside, do you snuggle up on the couch with 1,4, or 3? Ah Shit... I would say none. But whatever. I'm gonna have to snuggle up with someone soooo... let's see. Definitely not Dr. Julien, The Overlord will be hard to snuggle with since he's round and floaty, so I'm gonna say Garmadon. :P Like Father, Like son. XD YOU HAVE TO TELL ME IF YOU GOT THAT!! XPP For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I have LOW SELF-ESTEEM, so I MUST think badly of myself and be depressed all the time. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I'm original, so I MUST be shunned. Honestly the whole stereotype thing is annoying! Just because your gay, or christian, or whatever doesn't mean that you fit that and ONLY that! Copy and Paste if you agree! 24 Things I owe to my Mother 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 3. My mother taught me LOGIC. 4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 6. My mother taught IRONY. 7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS. 8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 14. My mother taught me about ENVY. 15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE. 18. My mother taught me about ESP. 19. My mother taught me HUMOR. 20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 21. My mother taught me GENETICS. 22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS. 23. My mother taught me WISDOM. 24. My mother taught me JUSTICE. Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone. Act your Age, not your shoe size. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder. Ahhh... this is amusing me. I wish I could find even more stuff to post on this profile. It's fun. :D |
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