Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.

Hermione's Plan: Travel back in time and show Severus Snape that he does have a life worth fighting for. Not Hermione's Plan: Fall in love with him. **HPFF 2017 Dobby Winner - Best AU** **HPFT F.R.O.G.s Winner for Best Novel** **HPFT Slytherin's My Father Will Hear About These Awards 2017 Winner - Best Chaptered Fic**

What do, Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini all have in common? They're all business partners in a daring venture to establish a stylish burlesque house in a little lane off the very proper Diagon Alley. However, this is only the tip of the iceberg.

Sequel to Into Your Gravity. Luna must now learn to live a new life full of loss. But she also has a dangerous secret. When her future is thrown into question, perhaps the only place to look is the past. Rated M for language, violence, and sexuality.

During the Marge Dursley Incident just before Harry's third year at Hogwarts, his accidental magic not only causes her to inflate like a balloon, but it also transports him to a little-known island on the other side of the planet. It is there he discovers the true meaning of family. Watch out, Hogwarts! Harry's got a brand new attitude and a whole lot of new friends!

A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.

The Torchwood team have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Set between Adam and Reset. Rated T because of Jack Harkness, swearing, mature themes, slash etc... it's Torchwood!

Following The Battle of New York, Tony is suffering from PTSD and is beginning to doubt his role as a hero. When things go pear shaped during an attack on his home from the Mandarin, he finds himself in rural Tennessee and in the care of a young woman who has her own demons to overcome.

Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. But that was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family. LONG-TERM HIATUS.

Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship

He utterly believed that he would die and finally be free when Nagini tore out his throat, and yet, somehow, he survived yet again to carry on his miserable existence. But when Severus Snape realizes that his new Life Debt is bigger than any he's ever incurred, will there be any way for him to repay it and finally be free once and for all?

Hermione falls for Neville's boggart.

Everyone has lingering scars, especially after war, and especially after many have lost their lives. But what if Severus Snape had been given a second chance from an unexpected source of mercy? What if Hermione stumbles upon something meant to stay secret? And what happens when a monstrous creature is capable of more humanity than any man?

Hermione's death had certainly been unexpected. Severus Snape being the one to help her cope in the Afterlife, with the sadness of leaving behind nearly everyone she cared for? Also unexpected. *Cover Image by bittersweetflames@TDA*

When Luna makes a terrible mistake and ends up in a time she never imagined she'd been in, what will happen before she gets back? And what will she do when she realizes that Tom Riddle is in her year? Rated M for language, violence, sexual content. *This story is in the process of an edit for more canon compliance & (hopefully) better writing. 12/32 chapters edited.* Sequel now up.

500 points from Gryffindor! The largest single point deduction in Hogwarts history. Headmaster Snape is determined to make Hermione Granger earn the points back . . . the hard way. But the big question is 'Why'

Lily Evans is dead. This small detail, however, does not stop her from watching over the living.

"We can be a family again when it no longer hurts to look at you, to remember her. Maybe next year," His father says, staring down at him with cold eyes.

One summer day, an unexpected guest pays Lucius a visit. (The real reason Lucius recognised Padfoot at King's Cross.) COMPLETE.

Written for Round 11 of the QLFC. Something dark and not quite human is stalking the halls of Hogwarts in the winter after the war. Hermione finds herself taken by mysterious and reoccurring dreams about a dead man...or is he? Horrible things are afoot when darkness falls, but Hermione knows that she cannot resist a good mystery, regardless of the cost.

He's used to settling for less, but he won't be doing so this time. INSPIRED BY my "Hogwarts, Herself" fic.

"It's partly a celebration," she tells him, "and partly because I'm a little nervous about something. If I'm at home, I know I'll just be obsessing over it." He nods thoughtfully. "Ah, I see. So you need a distraction." One night stand before the first day of your new job and oops that was your new boss you were sleeping with AU.

Lucius Malfoy plays matchmaker with Severus and Hermione at his annual Malfoy ball. And leaves them in a locked room.

It's the first Saturday Waffle Breakfast after the beginning of a new school year and something is dreadfully wrong at Grimmauld Place. Luckily, there's no emergency too big in the Potter household that Minerva McGonagall cannot solve. She is, after all, part of the family. Written for Round 8 of the QLFC.

Hermione wakes up quite a lot more out of sorts than she expected to be. Enough plot to be dangerous. Body-swap fic, not really canon-compliant. HG/SS endgame because reasons.

A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.

Hermione and Snape get locked in a Ministry lab for one night and how do they spend their time? By trying experimental potions of course!

Hermione is about to go mad with the frustration of having to watch all of her friends snog themselves silly while she is left alone with her books. Will the mysterious boy she meets in the Room of Requirement help her soothe her wounded heart, or is he just a figment of her imagination?

What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.

After Hermione hears about a person on staff at Hogwarts that discreetly helps young ladies hard pressed for a rutting, she decides to finally rid her self of her virginity, but is completely surprised by who it is. Will she go through with it?

He wore a mask. Her face was covered. 15 months after the Battle at Hogwarts, Hermione and Severus Snape run into each other for the first time in a long time. But Hermione has someone with her, a 6 month old son. His son. They soon begin bonding as they try to adjust to life with a young child and Hermione plans her wedding. But will he be able to watch her marry someone else?

Following the war, Hermione Granger's life has not settled down as she thought it would. She has not faced her parents yet, they still do not know she exists. The relationship she waited so patiently for with Ron is nothing like she expected it to be. It all comes to a head when a recovering Snape is returned to Hogwarts, and she finds a very different man than she knew before.

Miss Hermione Granger embarks on a new chapter in her life, traveling across the Atlantic to meet her fiance. But then everything goes haywire with the arrival of one very dark, ruthless individual. " 'You're a pirate,' she breathed, excitement mingling equally with trepidation." / Regency-ish era AU, non-Hogwarts, piratical SS/HG romance.

After Hermione experiences a great loss, she seemingly loses the ability to feel, taking on increasingly dangerous jobs slaying murderous creatures so that others will not have to suffer as she has. But when a new assignment is offered to her, Hermione will be forced to confront both her past and the possibility of a future that may finally allow her a glimmer of happiness again.

The Order asks Hermione Granger to lay down for Severus Snape.

Soulmate AU: Everything is black and white until a certain student walks into his class. And six years later, he brings color into her. Seven years in the life of Hermione and Severus

Albus Dumbledore has a seemingly simple task for Hagrid: stop and retrieve Snape when he goes too far. But even Hagrid's limits will be tested when he finds out just how far the Potions master is willing to go to follow the Headmaster's orders.

No one ever said making plans was Harry's strong suit. / Marriage-Law fic written for the 2016 SSHG giftfest on lj. Post-war one-shot where Severus is alive.

It's another typical evening for Seventh Year Severus Snape. He's just trying to find a quiet place to hide away from his tormentors. When a mysterious girl appears in front of him, injured, he begins to question whether or not he is on the right path for his future.

Hermione thought she was in a very solid relationship of three years when a job promotion for her boyfriend and some very unexpected news turns her life upside down. She returns to the healing haven of Hogwarts and finds an unexpected friend. Written for the LJ 2016 SSHG Giftfest; a gift for Articcat621.

Hermione is divorced, broke, and keeping a secret from the world. A Help Wanted ad seems like it could be the solution to all her problems. Can she finally put her past behind her and have a chance at a real future?

Christmas Eve is for new beginnings. SSHG. Complete.

Hermione places an anonymous personal ad in The Daily Prophet. Snape is looking for a new lease on life. Will they be what the other needs, or will the past be too much for them to overcome?

for·tu·i·tous- fôrˈto oədəs/ (adjective) happening by accident or chance rather than design.

Hermione Granger has paid for an hour alone with a Severus Snape look-alike. At least she thinks she has. Mature readers only.

Down-on-her-luck Hermione is working at a brothel in Ireland eight years after the final battle. One night an unexpected customer makes her an offer she can't refuse. But what will happen when they discover each other's true identities? Adult content; mature readers only please!

Hermione spies on Sirius at Grimmauld Place.

Complete. After years of service, Headmaster Snape steps away for the summer. The sea calls – but he is not the only staff member to answer. SSHG. Mature themes.

Oneshot fun for my favorite pairing.

Harry and the gang discuss Hermione and Snape's love life. What do they really mean when they say it's Spaghetti Night? [Hermione/Snape, Harry/Luna, and Ron/Pansy] Loaded with sexual innuendo and language, mature themes.

Hermione has tried every last tactic to avoid noticing Professor Snape's voice, all to no avail. So when she finds herself in close quarters with the man, she has to convince him to remain silent. / Response to SSHG SmutFest on livejournal. Warnings within.

After the war, Severus Snape is sent to a Retreat for intensive therapy. Can Dr Hermione Granger help him or is she the one who requires therapy?

This story was inspired by a passage from the Deathly Hallows right before Snape dies. What if it was all different? What if Harry was rescued at 4.5 years. What if Harry was unable to fulfill the Prophecy? AU

The Ministry has interfered in the lives of everyone after the war by creating a Marriage law. All eligible witches and wizards must marry. And so Hermione finds herself waiting for someone to approach her, but isn't prepared for the Man who does. Marriage Law AU, Snape Lives AU

Snape finds distraction from the tedium of faculty meetings with the help of the new DADA professor. (SS/HG)

Hermione Granger is the newly-appointed Professor of Muggle Studies and Severus Snape is the not-so-newly-appointed Professor of making her life a misery. But could a simple book be enough to bring them together?

Hermione Granger has been hiding something from her husband, Ron Weasley, something rather permanent in ink on her side. No imagination is needed to know what happens when Ron finally sees it, but he has his own secrets too, and they stay together for the children. However, what happens now the children are grown up. This story is based around worrywart's story, The Secrets of Ink.

Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.

After Nagini's bite, Hermione tends to "all" of Severus's health needs, but no good deed goes unpunished. Written for HP Kink Fest 2016. COMPLETE.

While Lucius gives a speech in front of the student body, Harry intends to prank the arrogant wizard. Hiding underneath the podium, he places a potion on Malfoy's skin. However, instead of Lucius's voice turning high-pitched as expected, something else happens, and Harry can't help but do something about it. A 2016 Fanatic Fanfics Multifandom Awards nominee.

Severus' Plan: Get through sixth year alone and unbothered. Not Severus' Plan: Fall in love with the mysterious new girl - Hermione Devereux **This is a companion piece to Saving Severus Snape (which should be read prior to reading this), told from Severus' POV.** Story Cover by accio! from The-Dark-Arts

Harry suffers from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder and drinks to escape his past. He's ordered by the Head Auror to get help or lose his job. While on work leave, Harry starts having erotic dreams and soon finds himself embracing a hidden past he never thought possible. VERY MATURE THEMES. Main Pairing Happily Ever After.

Complete. Hermione Snape falls in love with her husband, loses him to her mind, and then falls in love with him all over again. Marriage Law. Companion piece to 'The Lilac Tree', written for the 300th reviewer orlando-switch. HG/SS.

Complete. Headmaster Snape enjoys the more illicit sides to controlling a magical castle. Written for HP Kinkfest 2016 for the prompt by Hawkflight7: voyeurism. HG/SS. Mature readers, please.

11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes. UPDATED COMPLETED 2015

Complete. In post-war England, Severus Snape has one responsibility left: the shell of a woman in St. Mungo's. Who is she, and why does he visit every day? AU. HG/SS. Marriage Law.

COMPLETE - Post OotP. Harry doesn't feel the Dursleys' house his home any more, and it has serious consequences. But why on Earth does Snape worry about it? Not a slash story.

After Sirius's death, Harry is sinking into depression. And then, he receives a detention which leads to a shocking revelation. Will he be able to stop sinking deeper? COMPLETE! No slash.

When it came to reading people, Hermione Granger was almost always right. How did she miss the fact that Snape was gay? Written for cabepfir for the 2015 SSHG Gift Fest.

Take four friends, an unsuspecting witch and wizard, a boring Ministry retreat and mix. What's the result? A bit of fun, some 'I didn't want to envision that' moments and in the end, love. What did you expect from a story by Worrywart? Written for the LJ smut fest on Granger Enchanted. This is an edited version. See A/N in first chapter.

A Jane Doe browncoat has been brought under Simon's emergency care suffering from wounds of a trade-off gone bad. The Alliance say she's killed. Seems all she wanted was strawberries.

Rose Weasley didn't mean to be different. She didn't intend to stand out in her family. She didn't expect to be Sorted... into Slytherin. Eventual Rose/Scorpius

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

- "You think so loud," said River. "People are always telling me that," said Spike. Spike and River save each others' lives, and maybe start something beautiful.

In this story Voldy is dead, Albus retired, and Lucius is a teacher. Still, Harry wants to be a normal boy... and that is not an easy thing to attain.

Harry is a survivor in the harsh world of his un-loving family. All he truly desires is to be a normal boy. It appears that Hogwarts offers all that he desires but he quickly learns that despite what he wants everyone else expects him to be a hero. This is Severitus, Hogwarts first year, AU. British spelling is used. Story is completely written so this will not be abandoned.

Hoping to hide away from the students on the Hogwarts Express, Severus gets the surprise of a lifetime when he tries to enter his 'hidden compartment'. Inspired by a photo posted on Facebook by fellow writer, Savva (check out her stuff!)

Based on the tumblr picture of Sherlock on the Hogwarts Express as the new Defense teacher. Sherlock Holmes takes a teaching post at Hogwarts and the adventure is just beginning... Plot written around review suggestions, read and review to have your idea written! (Note: the rating has gone up and will continue to as chapters progress) ON HIATUS

Hard times lead to hard choices. What's more important? Freedom, or fate? Love, or death? Harry Potter stands on the edge of a precipice, and he is not sure if the right move is to turn and fight, or fall.

The morning after the events of 5x13, Jeff has to deal with some self-revelations resulting from the finale.

Or maybe it's that she has changed and she isn't quite as willing to fall back into the role of the group's sweet, innocent little baby.

Summary: Jeff is stuck in Annie's closet and witnesses something he can't unsee. Warning: Voyeurism, and possible Dubious Consent

After overhearing some of her students gossiping about her love life, Hermione decides it's time for a change. She has an offer for Severus Snape that she hopes he can't refuse. CURRENTLY ON HOLD.

He takes a sip because it's his damn graduation after all. He should be celebrating. Post-Advanced Introduction to Finality.

Annie gets into the Marvel Cinematic Universe a bit too enthusiastically for everyone but Abed. (edited to be ffn friendly. Unedited version available on ao3)

When a lonely Hermione wanders into a Muggle pub, the last person she expected to see was the presumed dead man, and the love of her life...HG/SS

When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.

Hermione Granger's life is upended when she goes to Australia to retrieve her parents after the War. What she finds is nothing at all like what she expected. Post DH, ignores Epilogue. Minor character deaths. Eventual SSHG romantic pairing.

He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.

A chronicle of Severus & Hermione's budding romance. Begun as a collaboration until Chp. 40. FINISHED

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

Harry has defeated Voldemort, but has been left high and dry by his boyfriend and best friend, who are now engaged. They are in their last year of school and Harry is alone. Until a disheveled wizard appears claiming to be Salazar Slytherin. Nothing can ever be calm at Hogwarts, can it? Warnings inside.

Hermione Granger is sentenced to three years in Azkaban for obliviating her parents. After losing everyone she cares about, she wants to give up on life until she meets someone who gives her hope. Post DH, canon except Snape lives, EWE. Very dark, brief mentions of suicide. Rated M for language and violent situations.

In which Annie plays the femme fatale, and Abed is very impressed with how Annie's skills in movie homage are developing. Abed/Annie

Ron doesn't get why Harry would shack up with two former Death Eaters, Hermione shows him why. SS/HP/DM

Hermione has been single for over six months, and after a series of disastrous dates, all she wants is a one night stand. But things don't quite work out the way she had planned. Post DH, EWE. Rated T for innuendo and language.

Troy and Abed film the Kickpuncher sex scene.

When Dumbledore introduces a 'Glee' inspired song and dance year, Heads Hermione and Draco have to put their past behind them to promote inter-house unity. Lavender sings S&M, need I say more? Hermione/Draco/Severus and other odd pairings...

'You will converse through a book'. When Hermione is given a book and begins to talk to a secret partner for her Ancient Runes class, she is surprised when he begins to awaken a part of her that she hadn't discovered before...

Annie isn't the type to make a lot of noise, but Abed can hear her anyway. Pre? Annie/Abed and kind-of accidental voyeurism.

A slightly different take on the marriage law. A view from an outsider's perspective. Poppy Pomfrey's thoughts as students come to the infirmary. Oneshot. SSHG, Post DH, ignoring epilogue. Rated T just to be safe.

Hermione Granger has made a big mistake, but unfortunately for her, she has no recollection of it other than the consequences down the road. Post DH, canon except Snape survives, EWE. Rated M just to be safe.

When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!

Children say the most embarassing things, as Hermione and Severus find out one night while having dinner with the Potters. AU, post DH, EWE. SS/HG and HP/GW. Family, Humor, and a tiny bit of innuendo. Rated K just to be safe.

Suffering from loneliness, Hermione signs up for a penfriend service. She's pleased when she's assigned a nice bloke named Legolas, and soon begins to fall for him. And that might have been just fine if she wasn't falling for Lucius Malfoy too. Oh dear.

None of the Warehouse crew knew much of Claudia's past. Now they're about to find out. And who is this Malcolm Reynolds guy and what does he have to do with anything in her life? please read, rated T for possible violence in future, plz review no flames

Never in a million years had Hermione expected her life to turn out this way. In the time it takes to read three words, Hermione's life is given a whole new set of rules. Good job she's a quick learner. HG/SS, marriage law fic, rated M for later chapters

The Goblet of Fire creates a binding magical contract, not only on the student but the school...so what school is Harry representing? Harry gets a new Headmistress who's practically perfect, and the Tournament gets the Guru treatment! Xover, imp. Slash!

Ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Snape agrees to help the Muggle Law Enforcement Liaison Unit. What has he let himself in for? Now complete!

In their freshman year of college, Kurt Hummel and Marshall Gregson end up as roommates. One year, two people - the possibilities are endless. Eventual Kurt/Marshall.

She had always blushed for him. First a smile, then the blush. Sometimes she would laugh. He found that he loved the color pink. But only because of her.

Hermione leaves the wizarding world for the muggle world, and meets a new friend who eventually leads her to Severus Snape. Friendship, comfort, eventual SS/HG romance. Mostly DH compliant, disregards epilogue.

Professor Snape gives Mr. Potter a detention after he causes a disruption in potions class, but all is not what it seems. Humor, AU...a little longer than a drabble, but shorter than a story.

Magical forensics expert and private investigator Hermione Granger is hired to solve the mystery of a most unexpected corpse. Warnings: character death, Menage-a-Trois

Retiring on medical grounds didn't make him feel any less redundant. He just hoped he'd be allowed to slink away unnoticed. Gift for heartmom88.

Lucius Malfoy has hired Hermione Granger of Lavender and Associates Interior Design to remodel Spinners End as a surprise to Severus Snape upon his release from Azkaban. However, things don't go quite as Lucius planned. DH compliant, EWE, Severus lives.

Hermione returns to Hogwarts, hoping to complete her studies alongside only one other Eighth Year, a Slytherin. Living amongst rumours and under curious gazes, Draco Malfoy helps her deal with pariahdom in more ways than one. O/s. Lem/Lang.

Emily agrees to live with her parents in Ohio, after all the A drama and a breakup with Maya. She never thought she would be able to love anyone as much as she did Maya, until it finally started to happen. And what if escaping A wouldn't be all that easy?

an accident in the lab leads to this... Severus and Sirius will never know what hit them

Hermione is caught trespassing in the Potions classroom late one night by two wizards who decide to teach her a lesson. An 'Against the Wall' fic. M readers only. Not for the faint-hearted. One-shot. SS/HG/LM

An excerpt from the diary of Edward Cullen, and how 'The Day Alice Spilled' became 'The Day Edward Thanked Her for It.' AH/AU. O/s. Mild lang. Fluff-ish.

Severus is hiding... to short to need a summary but a bit of fun

"Why are you still awake?" he mumbled, smiling slightly. She ignored this, "I want a baby." One-shot. HGSS.

Hermione is being followed, and she suspects she knows by whom. But when they come face-to-face, how will she react to him and his startling request? SS/HG. M readers only, please. Written for the 2011 LJ SS/HG Exchange.

Rachel starts the new school year with a new look, but there's something odd about her new clothes. *FEMSLASH*

Just a short PWP. First encounter between the two Professors, both have harboured feelings for each other and express them on this night. First FanFic, reviews are greatly appreciated, go easy on me!

- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.

*Just a little oneshot written in honor of Severus Snape's birthday yesterday. Written as expected, some smut, not a lot of plot, a bit of humor.* Severus Snape hates his birthday, but Hermione Granger hopes to change that, be it with or without candles.

While working alone in the library one stormy night, Hermione senses she is being watched. But even she is unprepared for who, or rather what, that person is and how she reacts to him. Hermione/Salazar Slytherin. One-shot. M content.

It's Christmas Eve and accidents are just waiting to happen...a little post-holiday humor and fluff.

Moderately content with life and her upcoming nuptials to Seamus, Hermione is understandably shell-shocked when she opens her front door one evening, and finds Fred Weasley standing - very much alive - on her doorstep. Secret Santa fic.

A little tale of how too much alcohol loosened Hermione's tongue and her inhibitions. SS/HG This story now has a sequel - 'Beasts With Two Backs etc etc'.

A sequel of 'Loose Lips and Slurred Slips'. Full title - 'Beasts With Two Backs and Where to Find Them - ie In the Potions Master's Bedroom'. Hermione and Severus explore the meaning of Hermione's fruity vocabulary. SS/HG - M content.

The heart wants what the heart wants, even if its impossible. Except this is Warehouse 13 and the impossible happens every day. Steve J. and female W13 charac. Rating will change later. No spoilers. Happens as if Jinks lives through season 3.

One shot. Smut for the sake of smut. Hermione gets caught by Snape taking something the trio needs in their hunt for horcruxes. Takes place during DH. Canon for the most part. I only changed what I had to in order to make the story work.

Luna gets a surprise when she sneaks downstairs to say hello to Santa.

Severus Snape hates Christmas, even more so when he is forced to suffer it at The Burrow and the Weasley twins are determined to get him caught under the mistletoe. Yet he manages to avoid it... until the last day that is. And who is it that finds him?

One Shot. Hermione finds a piece of Lily & Snape's past and decides to bring it to him on Christmas Eve. She is determined to give him the perfect Christmas gift. Will he accept? Post DH. AU in that Snape lives.

Ten years after the war, Hermione has returned to Hogwarts as a teacher. Eleven years after the war, she decides she will be the one to bring the spirit of Christmas to the dungeons

Snape's Fantasies and revelation about a mysterious, captivating Potion's Mistress, and the moment of truth.

Everything looks better in gold and green.

Puck is drunk, and very talkative. it's short but fun give it a try you won't regret it

After Rachel's party, Puck's far too drunk to go home to his ma, Mike offers his place to crash. Puck's grateful. Mike/Puck/Tina threesome. Rating for content. Spoilers for 2.16 Blame it On the Alcohol.

When her Editor gives her one final chance, Hermione leaps at the opportunity to interview the ex-Death Eater opening a new shop in Knockturn Alley. After all, all the dangerous ones are dead. Aren't they? EWE? Short and sweet!

He wanted her. She was filthy and wrong and all he could think about was taking her right here on the grass of the Quidditch pitch.

Draco Malfoy has always had his father to bail him out of trouble, but what happens when he makes a mistake that Lucuis forces him to stick to? This is the complete verison of my story which has ended up on here under soneone elses name

They have no idea what she's doing, the danger she's putting them all in because she's too afraid to fail. But he saved her and that has to mean something.

A wish, leads to a very strange weekend, new friendships, and perhaps more. rating low for now, but it may go up, it depends on if the story runs away and does naughty things when i'm not looking.

When Puck heads to Cleveland to find a shop that his Nana help set up, not only does he find the store, but he also gets a slight furry problem, complete with ears and a tail. He would also like to know how he ended up with Hummel of all people. Slash

- "And Doctor Song, in prison all her days?" "Her days, yes. Her nights… well, that's between her and me, eh?"

Harry drinks from a strange well, oh boy, need i say more?

As Kurt watches the other couples around him, he wonders why he and Blaine don't touch more often. He wants to, but he doesn't know about Blaine. He unknowingly voices his thoughts and gets an unexpected ally, and eventual Blaine cuddles.

It is so hot, but only two people are feeling it, what will happen when they both go to the same place to cool down. rated M for a reason people

FIN. Hermione Granger has developed a crush on Draco Malfoy. She wants him to notice her, so she sets out to find ways to do so. But there's one small problem: Draco Malfoy is gay.

"Nobody ever told me it would hurt so much to grow up. The bastards." The musings, often cynical, of one Harry J. Potter as he navigates romance, friendships, a chronically ill godson, and the tricky path to adulthood. THIS STORY IS INCOMPLETE, AND ON HIATUS, POSSIBLY ABANDONED.

The title say's it all really, Puck gets supper drunk, standing on the tables can't remember his own name drunk, a short but funny story for Mark Salling's birthday now with chapter two

A good man comes to collect an old debt. River is ready.

People find comfort in the familiar, even if it's a familiar they hate.

Harry found a Teddy Bear when he went looking for Severus, he brings him home. sleeps with it tells it his secrets. What could possibly happen?

A/N: OK, This is a Glee/Queer as Folk crossover Song Fic! More strangeness from my warped brain! You probably heard the following song sung by Rachel on her Prom night. 2nd season But when she got up to sing, WHAT IF...?

True Love Tattoos. A Weasley Wizard Wheezes Product. True Love Tattoos reach deep into your subconscious mind, marking your skin for up to two weeks with a symbolic representation of your soul mate.

A chance meeting changes everything.

Edited 09/24/12 Kurt had a non-date date with Blaine. A first date, even if it wasn't a date. His first date, but Blaine never shows up and never calls him. Luckily Puck's there to cheer him up.

Or, Brittany the Vampire Slayer gets a watcher. Second in the "Vampires of Lima" series.

Basically, Kurt's being sexually harassed and Puck notices. Takes place S2, before Kurt's transfer to Dalton.

Brittany would have liked the man with the eye patch better if he were a pirate.

River Song, meet River Tam. Two Rivers in one time and space. The universe may implode.

Smitten Draco has nothing better to do but to harass Hermione while she tries to study. 100-word drabble for dmhgchallenge at livejournal.

After a battle Hermione wakes with no memory of who she is. Now she tries to piece her life back together while getting revenge on the people who did this to her, the Order of the Phoenix.

Puck was fourteen when a man in an eye patch knocked on their door and said Sarah was special. Nothing has been normal since then. Some Puck/Kurt slash

The older Slytherin students react to the battle, the changes in their world, and their loss. Contains an alternate interpretation for what Pansy did in Deathly Hallows. Spoilers for Deathly Hallows, both the book and the Part 2 movie.

A crippled Malfoy. Barely any better than a muggle - worse! He had magic, certainly, but what was he to do with it when he couldn't even see where his wand was pointing?

Crookshanks has always had good taste in people, so when Hermione finds him with Draco Malfoy she finds herself reassessing his character.

Hermione ets a job teaching at McKinley High School. She doesn't like the way some of the students treat a certain couple. Fierce!Hermione.

FIN. When Lucius is found half-dead, Hermione is tempted to finish the job that Fate intended. Instead, she saves his life thus binding him to a life debt. Now it's up to Hermione to collect her repayment. And collect it she will. Disregards epilogue.

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

Dawn just wants to make friends at a new school.

To my everlasting shame, I scared her away and made her feel like a fool. But I had to. It was for her own safety, and mine. My master was the most powerful Legilimens known. I couldn't afford to have him see something that would ruin everything.

When Harry Potter cannot be awakened from a self induced dream state, can his Auror partner Draco Malfoy find a way to wake him before an unforeseen threat in Harry's mind destroys them both?

After an accident involving a two year old and a wand, Harry much to his dismay is sent to Draco, who believes he's caring for a pet. A large pet with a bad attitude.

During a party at Auror HQ, Harry stumbles across Draco Malfoy wearing a questionable holiday outfit. OMG H/D AND MATURE ADULT CONTENT! IT MUST BE THE HOLIDAYS! XD

Kurt couldn't stop staring at her. It was as if she were missing something... but perhaps it was just the absence of white, feathered wings, which would have looked perfectly at home on her back. She stares back, because who wouldn't stare?

Moriarty kidnaps John, intending to send Sherlock a message. Things do not go as planned. S&M, smuttish. M b/c I'm paranoid.

Lima has no magic: the high school's hierarchy involves student slushies; the cheer coach reminds her of a demon; and her own mystical origins reappear. Dawn Summers is seeking Lima's missing magic; can she find something for the Glee club to sing about?

When Charlie is 6, his parents are killed in front of him. Five years later, Burt Hummel's wife dies, leaving him with two last requests: Adopt her best friend's orphaned children, and take care of Kurt. Burt is completely unprepared for the drama to come

Harry didn't mean to become an animal, and he certainly didn't mean to get attached to Snape but he did and he had. He had no idea how he'd come by his furry problem and he didn't know how to get rid of it, or if he even wanted to... Slash.

- "People think I went on vacation, but actually I spent all summer lost in the sewers." Which, when you go to slayer school, is mostly true. Third in the "Vampires of Lima" series

Ryan and Kurt visit Lima. Will hillarity ensue? Probably. Sequel to "NY Minuet." Ryan/Kurt

Mal's not sure about the strange new passager that signs on with Serenity. What with his bleached blond hair and his leather coat that looks like it belongs in a museum, Mal is a mite suspicious.

In an instant, she became one in a thousand. In an instant, her whole life changed. In an instant, the shadows of Neptune come out to wreak havoc.

Juilliard is a big school, but sometimes it is destiny that two students should meet. Ryan/Kurt

A conceptual fusion of the Harry Potter series and the Quantum Leap TV Show. Chapters 1 and 2 extracted from my Thrilling Tales anthology/Bunny Hutch

He could have found his bride in an asylum and his family would have been happier than they were when he said he was marrying Susan Pevensie.

Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.

It's the scene in the Shrieking Shack from DH. Right before Snape takes his last breath, he and Harry catch a wish. From there it's fluff all the way & Lucius is nice, too. Snape adopts Harry. This story is a bowl of sherbet lemons - very sweet.

CHAPTER SEVEN ADDED;; Take two boys, one car, and a whole road of possibilities. Nothing could go wrong, right? Takes place near the end of season 7. Officially Eric/Hyde. SLASH fic.

Sequel to The Night of Revenge. Read it before! When you decide to get revenge, you have to face the consequences. What will happened to Dick and Mac now?

I changed a few things in 2x22. Cassidy's not the killer. Though if you like him, you won't like my story. It's a MaDi interaction. Takes place during Grad Night. Now the chap 5 is the good one.

EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.

The first time Remus Lupin tried to board the Hogwarts Express, he went to Platform EightAndAQuarter by mistake.

Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Draco has a very bad habit of walking in on the tailend of a conversation. What's worse is when he drags Harry along for the ride.

This is my version of the epilogue in Deathly Hallows, set only months after the events in the book, rather than 19 years.

Mac and Dick in the same summer camp ? Battelfield. AU, crack fic. There are 23 more or less short chapters. I posted them all in one. If you want, you can read them separately with the teasers here : http:adja999.

Veronica remember's Dick's 20th brithday. Totally AU. Lilly's alive. Big Dick didn't run off and Cassidy's still around. Slight DuVe but that's not the point. Veronica's POV.

Dick has no memory of last night. But he has obviously done something. Logan and Veronica can't stop scoffing, will Mac the girl he seems to have a thing for be less teasy ? Title explained inside.

When her world is falling apart, she remembers his words. And she tries to be strong. For him.

Mac is a lifesaver, Dick has a sexy stalker, Veronica is gonna loose it. Crack fic. MaDi ? season three I guess. Dick, Veronica, Mac, Wallace, Piz.

Spoilers up to 2x22. Coping a feel is understandable. Coping a feel with Dick is much less understandable. And totally unhealthy. And sordid. And... well, good. Still, Mac feels horrible. This has to end. MacDick.

Ginny Weasley gets pregnant and Hermione helps her deal with the consequences.

Expansions of the long VeronicaWeevil scenes from 2x19, “Nevermind the Buttocks,” the first from Weevil’s perspective, the second from Veronica's. Sequal of sorts to The Nod, and Love of Roller Coasters.

Veronica Mars does not get thrills from brushing fingers with her clients or suspects, and Weevil is both of those right now. Expansion of the first VeronicaWeevil scene in 2x17, “Plan B.” A sort of sequel to “Love of Roller Coasters.”

A Weever perspective on the final scene of 2x13, “Ain’t No Magic Mountain High Enough.” Short and sweet, and my personal favorite of all my stories, for what that's worth.

It's the 7th and final year for Harry and his friends. The war with Voldemort ended during Harry's summer vacation after his 6th year, when he found and destroyed the final Horcrux. 1 Chapter a day will be posted with the final day being on Christmas.

He dialed her apartment with numb fingers. When she picked up, he didn’t know what to say until she whispered, “Come home.”

Things change and those who hang on to the past won't have much of a future.

What happens when the Atlantis team has a little too much time on their hands?

“And what stories of absurdity were tainted by his deranged mind?”“Capricious accounts of werewolves and vampires.” Hermione returns to Severus, and many things have changed, especially with her. Maybe in her final moments she can be happy again.

Draco, in his sixth year, lives with his father and a child hood friend, Lilith, in a muggle town during Summer. Lucius has hopes of buying it and making it a wizarding community. (The story thus far)

MerryPippin fluff. Pippin brings massacre into the kitchen while attempting dessert. Merry brings in his share of catastrophe, by, well... attempting Pippin. ;D UPDATED! dedicated to NeverSayDie.

While celebrating their escape from the tank, some drunken mischief from Kochanski has unexpected results...Slash

Everybody changes, be it emotionally, mentally, or, in Tonks' case, literally. Yet some people hide those changes, and some people are the cause. Can you make someone uncover themselves and let them forget their fears? TonksHermione

Cassie has a problem with the school talent show, can Jack fix it?

“Well,” Albus said, scanning the letter. “What do you desire, wish for, want and require?” he asked, failing to restrain his amusement. Minerva is trapped in the Room of Requirement. Just what exactly does she require? One shot ADMM goodness

Kim has been crushing on Josh for a long time, not knowing he has been crushing on her, too. A new girl comes to Middleton earning Ron's trust after a fight between Kim and Ron. Love mix-ups occur, and at the end will you find out the final love-teams..

When Fred and George catch Ron kissing his pillow in a completely disgusting fashion, they decide to teach him how to kiss properly ... TWINCEST! One shot.

Rimmer's new hardlight drive is tested in a rather unusual way. Slash.