Okay. Time to be more professional about this profile... Thing. (Oh way to start Dragonbow117... Really professional, Adding in side comments in brackets I mean come on!)...

Scrap professional, Wrong word... Cleaner. Yes. More direct, succinct or something of the sort.

Also, excuse any profanities from now on, I use them. Because fuck it why not?

And another thing... I don't claim to be a writer, I don't claim I'm good at writing. As the amount of mistakes in my stories might tell you. I write because I love writing, and I love Hiccstrid, and Httyd, And you guys. That is why I write, so if you can't stand the mistakes in my stories, fair enough. But if you can, I hope you enjoy.

Update: Updates delayed because I'm actually planning my stories this time, Thats right, organisation.

Info about the Author:

Name: Human, More scientifically, the species name is Homo Sapiens...

Location: Roughly, Earth... Cosmologically, Right next to you.

Age: 17 give or take a millennia.

Time of day: 17:20 (5:20 pm for all you 12 hour pussies out there). Shit it's 17:21 now...

Brain capacity: 65%: Wtf am I going to put in my profile next. 30%: I'm thirsty. 5%: I wonder what it's like in Croatia right now.

Gender: Male. Surprisingly.

Obsessions: Httyd... Sasparilla, and uhh. Video games sometimes.

Interests: Acting, Singing, Video gaming, Dragons, How to train your dragon. Awesome fantasy stories. Sci-fi stories I personally like. And uhh. Many other nuanced things I guess.

Favourite colour: Umm, shit... Green?

Favourite food: Whats with all the difficult questions!? Uhh, Bacon? Pasta? Pizza? Chocolate? pick one. Oh wait no Camembert. I like Camembert.

Favourite drink: Sarsaparilla or Iced Coffee.

Favourite country: Norway? Canada? Finland? Somewhere North, Cold and basically not Australia where its boiling and 99% of things want to kill you.

Wait you live in Australia?: Thats... What I just sai-

So do you ride kangaroos there: ... ... ... ... ... Yes.

Favourite movie: Httyd, Thats an easier one.

Favourite Tv Show: A mix between, Gravity falls, Httyd, and Primeval. I do also like Avatar

Favourite word: Discombobulated

What are you wearing: Really. Come on.

Meaning of life: I would say 42, But everyone knows the real meaning of life is cheese.

Favourite Quotes: Too many to list. And I probably don't have the patience to look up the people who said/wrote them.

Favourite word: You're repeating questions

Favourite song: This is getting tedious.. Um, Friction by imagine dragons

Favourite Artist: Picaso. Oh wait, Alexander Rybak.

Favourite mirror: That doesn't even make any sens-

Life goals and aspirations: Look, I don't think they want to know any more this is long enough as it I-

Thats nice, What about your fears: Spiders. Are we done, or is thi-

Hair colour: Seriously st

Eye colour: I am so done with your shit

Interior design Ideas: ...

Thoughts right now: No.

Number of posters on your wall: ...

Bank account details: ?...

Fetishes: Thats it. I'm done. You have three-

Number of Shelves: Seconds before I lo-

Fifth favourite street name in new York: log... Off.

Acceptance of apology?: ... ... Fine. As long as you don't ask anot-

Level from 1 to 10 of how much of a Douchebag you are: -

Presence: Error 404 Dragonbow117 has deleted themselves from the system.

Okay, so maybe I got a little carried away. Well, thats it. Mah profile :D

About me? But you have everything you need to know. Delancey Street is my fifth favourite street name in New York so you know. And I live on the other side of the world. Australia. No, We don't ride Kangaroos, Thats a misconception, We ride Emus, Kangaroos are too expensive. Gods...
So anyway, Here I am, A "thinks he's funny" 17 year old writer who has a soft spot for dragons and then fell deeply in love with the Httyd franchise. We would of taken it slow, But the club was intoxicating and Httyd was there and I was unable control myself. But it worked out for the best. And now we have an explosive relationship and I'm telling you way too much about a non-existant literal relationship between me and the Httyd franchise...

If you haven't already noticed, Below this spew of words there seems to be stories. I am going to give you a little friendly tip. Don't stalk my profile until you've read at least one of them. (I recommend pains of the past. It's a one-shot. Not all that long) But hey, You technically don't HAVE too. (If you don't your a pleb... And a.. a... Mean person, I'll cry, you don't want to see me cry do you?)

Well thats me done. My new and improved profile 2.0

I hate copy and paste things onto peoples profiles. (Is kinda hypocritical because my old profile had copy and pasted thing, But i've grown to despise them
Copy and paste this on to your profile if you hate copy and paste things... Also do it if you're a hypocrite. I hate hypocrites... God.

To my favourite author: (Sorry literally everyone else, But nobody understood my love for puns like Jolly, Also her stories were top notch)

Punnywinterclouds

Just a short goodbye.

I remember reading your first story about httyd, I loved it, It was my favourite and remains to be my favourite story of them all. I don't know what happened to you or your account, but know this. Just because it's deleted. Doesn't mean your stories are gone. I remember them. As I remember you. They are memories I treasure, And your skill in writing deserves to be commended, in one way or another. I hope you all the best, all the power to you. Good luck, live and let fly.

(Gods that was sappy, Meh, Good Authors deserve remembrance.)

I have all of my stories on here, The only other connection to the HTTYD fandom that I have is through deviantart, I made some memes. I'm not an artist, The closest thing to a semi realistic human face that I was able to draw looked like a badly done cartoon of Nicolas cage. (I was still very proud of it)

And also, I haven't, and probably never will remove any stories form here, I mean I am a fan of some stories that have been taken down, and I think it sucks, mostly it's because the user hates them or they deleted their account etc etc. (And of course I respect this, But it doesn't mean I have to like it) But I for one will keep them up because art is art, and I make it for you, no matter how bad it is. As much as I'm tempted sometimes to delete the stories I'm not confident with... The ones I made when I couldn't write (this is all assuming I can write now...) The ones I think went horribly... *Stares at Awakened Nightmare* But regardless, the stories shall remain here. They have all earned the right to stay public form the moment I click 'Upload'.

An anecdote:

So there I was playing a Video game, some generic shooter I'll wager, And through voice chat I was speaking about tactics and other menial things with my teamates when the game ended, and some guy on the other team thought it wise to comment: "You know your voice sounds like that kid from how to train your dragon". Was what I heard, now, I know he probably meant it as an insult, But I think I felt rather complimented, You know it's always great when people compare you to your idol, even if it is their most... Annoying quality. (I personally find it awesome but that's probably a bit bias.)

This isn't the first time I've been told I'm like the real life HHH III. But this was by a complete stranger, who had literally no clue of what fandom I'm obsessed with. So I think it's personally more important.

All this being said. I don't see myself as Hiccups modern reincarnation. Nah, Hiccups way cooler, and probably less of an ass-hole. I mean think about it, if Hiccups sass was translated to the real world it'd be kind of annoying. Imagine that, but worse, and that's me. I don't mind if you compare me to him, because we do have similarities, but I am (obviously) not him. (Doesn't matter how much I wish I was :P)

But yeah, just a little ramble on my profile. Just sharing my thoughts.