Happytown Asylum for the Criminally Insane file #1337 ("the-kitty-kitty")

Age as of creation of file: 3

Current age: 18

Abnormalities displayed in care: Patient #1337 (hereafter known as 'Kitty') tends to display almost obsessive tendencies toward various things. She calls these 'fangirlisms' and labels herself as a 'fangirl.' Having chosen a particular 'fangirlism' or 'fandom' she will then attempt to convert others to her strange obsessions while clinging to those who display similar tendencies. These 'fandoms' include (as of September 2005) Naruto (specifically Kakashi-sensei, Kabuto, Deidara, Gai-sensei and Hinata.) Harry Potter (Percy Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Minerva McGonagall, Sybil Trelawney, Severus Snape and Dolores Umbridge.) Pita Ten (Any mention of 'Kaoru Miterai' will force her to burst into a spontaneous chorus of 'Kaoru no Miracle Spiral Love' in Japanese, while she will drool at any mention of Takashi Ayanokoji, better known as 'Ten-chan.') Artemis Fowl (She has displayed unhealthy interest in 'Foaly.') Seiyuu Mika Shinichirou, actor Alan Rickman (and has yet to find him in a role she disliked.) The film 'Michael Collins.' Matantei Loki (Ragnarok) and the broad Sailor Moon fandom.

General personality: In her own words 'all the style and flair of a hamster on crack.'

Goals: On leaving the asylum (read: UCC'Kitty hopes to take up a teaching job in Japan 'to spread my word to the youth of tomorrow in kawaii sailor suits.'

Negative behaviour: Kitty appears to react badly to swearing, fanservice, bizarre pairings, having her hair cut and those who mock her abnormally large headphones.

Distinguishing features: Naturally drawn to cats. Can usually be identified by what appears to be a lack of eyes (but on closer inspection, you will find her eyes hidden beneath quite a bit of mousy-brown hair) glasses, a button nose and a figure similar to the average chocolate addict.