INTRODUCTION.

Helloo there, you who is actually taking their time to read this completely unnecessary piece of writing.

I uh, well, I've read a little of other people's profile introductions, and they usually start off with important shit about themselves, like country, likes, dislikes, ect. I'm not a very interesting person, but I come from New Zealand in a small place called Paeroa. There is generally nothing here, except for our land mark big fizz bottle, with a small population of around 2000 to 3000 people, so everyone knows everyone. It's hard to even get a job without a guy telling another chick who knows a guy who's girlfriend knows your best friend's ex boyfriend and your pen pal, about every detail after you get accepted. It's weird and it's fucking annoying.

At the moment, I attend high school at the age of 15. I have no idea what a grade is but I'm a year 11. My IQ isn't amazing, and I'm not a Victoria secret model, but my profile picture on Facebook tells me I'm okay looking, but I know for sure that if I ever go bankrupt, my looks will definitely not be able to let me qualify as a paid stripper or prostitute. No way in hell.

My native language is Maori, which is also my culture along with Samoan and Pakeha. (Pakeha in Maori means 'long white pig', but they like to refer to themselves as European). Last month I grew my hair out, so now it touches le Booteh, and I'm pretty proud of that aspect.

I have many hobbies, including soccer, drawing, piano, bass, drums, guitar, flute, ukulele, the double bass and writing.

Hmmm... I like music, apples and chicken panini's are my favourite food. I dislike, hoes, rapists, seagulls and burning hair.
Don't ask about the hair. Just know that it smells fucking disgusting.
I'm terrified of seagulls. Evil Bastards.

And uhm, yeah. I guess thats all there is to know about me. I'm not an interesting person.

POSTING AND STORY UPDATES

Okay, if you're reading my profile right now, (and I guarantee there won't be many), I just want to say that there will not be a consistency for updates on my stories, but as I am posting my own as well as a few others, I will say in the end credits if it belongs to myself or not.

I also want to warn you now, due to my own laziness, most of my stories will go up for adoption.

I might post some other things up as well, like poems and stuff, but maybe not.

dunno at the moment. I just go with the wind, i guess.