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Anime Character Quiz -- Attack on Titan/Shingeki No Kyojin version!

Put the chosen characters in parenthesis after (Or during!) each question.

List 12 of your favorite characters from one anime/book/TV show/etc.

1. Levi

2. Armin

3. Hanji

4. Eren

5. Annie

6. Jean

7. Reiner

8. Bertholdt

9. Sasha

10. Nanaba

11. Mikasa

12. Hitch

Put the chosen characters in parenthesis after each question. Exa: Would 4 poke 7 in the side to annoy them? (Eren/Reiner) Answer!

Have you ever read a 6/11 (Jean/Nanaba) fan fiction before?

Nope! And I don't there's any because they never really associated with one another and now (SPOILER OF MANGA) one of them is dead so that won't ever happen. I'll be honest tho and say I'd probably read one though, like an angst one.. can't seem them doing the nasty.

Do you think 4 (Eren) is hot? How Hot?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...yes. 1-10, I say a solid 9 at the very least.

What would happen if 12 (Hitch) got 8 (Bertholdt) pregnant?

I...if that were the OTHER way around, maybe I could answer??!! I'd lose my shit. WHEN DID MY BERT BECAME A FEM AND HITCH-- SUCH SORCERY

Do you recall any fics about 9 (Sasha)?

I haven't read any focusing on Sasha specifically. Probably should. Maybe they're all lighthearted UNLIKE THE DARK SIDE OF THIS FORSAKEN FANDOM.

Would 2 (Armin) and 6 (Jean) make a good couple?

WOOOO! Yes! I think they would! Though its Jean/Marco all the way, I feel like Armin is similar to Marco in a lot of ways and I think if they were cannon (HAJIMEEEEEEEEE) that maybe Armin would be able to support Jean and keep him from every giving up (I'm scared he thinks that way ;-;)

5/9 (Annie/Sasha) or 5/10 (Annie/Nanaba)?

FUCKKKK. I was actually being fair and didn't look ahead at the numbers and questions-- WHAT THE HECK. I don't see neither happening. BUT if I absolutely had to choose, I'd say both would have the potential; maybe Nanaba and Annie more because who knows maybe Sasha annoyed Annie, but Nanaba seemed mature and I feel like she probably would be able to get Annie to open up and speak about her inner demons

What would happen if 7 (Reiner) walked in on 2 (Armin) and 12 (Hitch) doing the deed?

HAHAHAHAHAHA OK OK OK. OKAY. wELL. I think Reiner would be grossed out and cover his eyes like, "OH SHIT SORRY." and then get his ass out of there. He'd probably be blushing slightly if not completely red, but deep down he'd be thinking, "So proud of you, little man." (AND I'M JUST SAYING BUT) I feel like Hitch would be top. She would be riding Armin. because I-I-I JUST CAN'T see Armin doing that. At least not now. When he's older, maybe. But his current age, I don't think he would. I feel like he'd blush just getting kissed on the cheek, in all honesty.

Make up a summary of a 3/10 (Hanji/Nanaba) fanfic.

Nanaba had always admired Hanji-senpai from afar. She liked her hair and the way she pushed up her glasses. She loved her enthusiasm. She loved the loud obnoxious voice. She loved the way the woman grinned madly and drooled with a slight blush of pink on her cheeks whenever she spoke of the titans. And Nanaba wanted nothing other than to lick off that drool. And one day, when Hanji was bored and wanting to experiment, on something, on anything, Nanaba comes up with the perfect idea.

Is there any such thing as a 1/8 (Levi/Bertholdt) fluff?

I have no idea...there could be. There's fanart of Levi glaring up at Bert just like, "YOU FUCKING TALL PIECE OF SHIT" so...possibility.

Suggest a title for a 7/12 (Reiner/Hitch) hurt/comfort fic.

The Catty girl and her Armored Knight (*high fives self SO HARD)

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 (Eren) to deflower 1 (Levi)?

Nobody knows how loud I screamed. I GOT A DEFLOWERING QUESTION WITH MY OTP WITHOUT LOOKING AHEAD AND CHEATING YESSSSSSS. Okay, back to the question.

Perhaps bringing back the thug in Levi. And have MP/Survery Corp Eren (maybe he can be a dang captain or squad leader with more authority) and Levi is about to be tried in the court room but he has a RAGING boner that is too hard to hide so Levi just stares at Eren from his cell like, "you can bring me to that courtroom with this shitty fucking boner poking out my pants or you can do something about it before we leave. Your choice!"

Do any of your friends read 3 (Hanji) het?

Highly doubt it. Very few of my friends read fanfic, that just watch and read. And the one friend who reads fanfic like a mad woman...probably doesn't read much that circles around Hanji specifically; only Levi (her bae) and Eren mostly and Hetalia and stuff.

Do any of your friends write or draw 11 (Mikasa)?

Nope... sorry, Mikasa

Would any of your friends write 2/4/5 (Armin/Eren/Annie)?

What a coincidental three to use for this question. None of my friends do and neither do I. But I /think/ I would read that. Maybe xD

What might 10 (Nanaba) scream at a moment of great passion?

Does she even scream-- idk... she honestly wasn't given much attention... but I'll try. "I'M A FEMALE BUT I LOOK LIKE A REALLY SEXY MALE???"

If you wrote a songfic about 8 (Bertholdt) what song would you choose?

Leave out all the rest by Linkin Park or Beautiful Pain by Eminem-- honestly. Bert goes fucking deep if you read the manga

About 70 percent of girls in the world are Yaoi fans.If you're part of that 70 percent, then paste this in your profile. (My sisters, UNITE!)

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME,I QUIT!"

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again

If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.

At a nudist wedding everyone can see who the best man is.

I only seem like a smart person 'cause I'm surrounded by dumb people