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Joined 03-09-15, id: 6602361, Profile Updated: 10-18-15
Author has written 1 story for Gravity Falls.

Uhh... Hi.

Ummm... So, uh, hello there. What brings you here? i hope your visit here, is at least interesting.


I prefer to be called Kaine. Of course, that's not my real name.

I like to draw and sketch. I can copy drawings fast, depends on the complexity. As for original drawings, i consider myself as -moderately- good, but not on those anime/fanart master level when good drawings are just muscle memory and you can just draw good drawings with little problems. Besides, i don't believe in "self considerations"

There's millions of ideas and imagination flying over my head, and they're usually about fanfictions or original stories. Sometimes, i planned a whole fanfiction to the final chapter with ease, when full of inspiration. And sometimes, my mind is clogged and imaginations just... stuck there. It's like having artist block and writer's block at the same time. It's horrendous.

I love monsters. Not the paranormal kinds of monsters, nor the weird and wtf creatures kind. I love Dragons, Giants, Colossal monsters, etc.

GAAAAMEEEEES! I LOVE VIDEO GAMES! I consider myself a gamer, and here's a list of things that would make a game work for me:

-Giant creatures

-Customizables things

-A very in-depth lore about the game.

-Freedom in exploring

-GODDAMN PARKOUR

-A very enjoyable challenge. not too easy, and not too hard or frustating

-No annoying companions

-NOT be alone throughout the game

-Very funny easter eggs

and that's about it.


QUOTES:

Submarines, blimps of the ocean! - Jacksepticeye.

You know what else taste good in my mouth? (Smiles creepily) Cake. - Jacksepticeye.

Research shows that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than carrying a loaded gun. That's why i carry ten guns. In case some maniac carries a ladder into the house. - Stanley Pines, Gravity Falls.

Dating girls is like riding a bicycle. If you mess up you could get really hurt forever or hurt someone you really care about. - Finn The Human, Adventure Time.


Fav. Cartoon Recently: Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, The Amazing World of Gumball, Adventure Time.

Fav. Cartoon of All Time: Still Thinkin' bout it.

Fav. Movie Franchise: JURASSIC PARK, NO DOUBT!

Fav. Game Franchise: Monster Hunter.

Fav. Food: God, i can't choose one.

Fav. Song: Not much of a music person. I mean, if it's catchy and good, so be it. I don't have a song that i won't get bored with it.


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Dimensional Links by ChangelingRin reviews
Centuries after Demise was sealed in the Master Sword, he reforms himself to find that his Hatred Incarnations have been utterly useless. He decides to take things into his own hands-and in the process tears holes in reality itself. To save the Universe, the Goddesses turn to their last hope: the Hero. Except this time, they're not sending just one - they're sending all of them.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 381,684 - Reviews: 1762 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 3/18/2015
Mystery Twins by Lizzy322 reviews
AU Orphan twins fic. Stan realizes he's legally a foster home, and ends up taking in two broken kids by the name of Dipper and Mabel. It SHOULD be easy, but the fact that they're twins, a fiercely protective brother and traumatized sister, and can't seem to tear themselves apart makes things difficult. Not to mention the nightmares, lack of trust, and something off about the boy...
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,110 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 4/5/2018 - Published: 10/10/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford
Steven Lazuli by Candy-Vegetto reviews
AU. Ten years ago, on a solemn hour, one trivial mistake breaks Lapis Lazuli free. Fueled with hatred, she seized the Crystal Gems' most prized possession; their legacy; their Steven, and fled into the night. History as you know it, has been rewritten since then. [Covers for this story by SsjGojux20.]
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,809 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 9/28/2015 - Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U., Lapis Lazuli
CrystalSwap! by Jeice Lover reviews
In an alternate universe, the Homeworld Gems are the ones who care for Steven. What sort of differences will this make for both our young hero, and the earth? A collection of drabbles that tells of how the events of Steven's life would be changed were this trio to be his caregivers.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,194 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 4/22/2015 - Steven U., Lapis Lazuli, Jasper, Peridot
5 Stages of Grief: Gravity Falls reviews
Dipper pushed Mabel out of harm's way, only for him to die instead. Now, he is given the chance to visit his loved ones dream's. Will he do it and say one last goodbye? or stay, to prevent the hurtful feeling of goodbye? T for Violence.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 9/30/2015