Author has written 3 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series. Um... I have no idea what to put here... I like travelling, I suppose, I want to travel to a lot of places around the world. I'm a homo-sapien, and am of the age - Nope, not going to tell you. I love books, and am always on the hunt for new book characters to fall-in-love with. Uh... Right! Quotes. Quotes... Can I remember any quotes... Oh yeah! Quotes It’s hard to be a woman. I’m sorry... I didn’t realise you an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes... Stressed. Depressed. But well dressed. I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode. I do not get drunk- I get awesome. MATH- Mental Abuse To Humans Life is short, smile while you still have teeth. “Did you just fall?” If Monday had a face, I would punch it. (Seriously, I would.) I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you’re coming to my room. That moment when you talk to yourself and start smiling like an idiot because you’re just so hilarious. Sarcasm: Just one of the many services I offer Sorry, I can’t today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died. And yes, it was tragic. 5 Rules to remember in life: I meant to behave, but there were too many other options. It’s not illegal, just frowned upon... Like masturbating on an airplane. “Trust me, you can dance.”- Vodka Dear sleep, I’m sorry I hated you when I was little, but now I can’t get enough of you! Sincerely, Me. “If you fall, I’ll be there.”- Floor I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless. When life knocks you down... calmly get back up, smile politely, and say, “You hit like a bitch.” I’m not a princess, I don’t need saving. I’m a fucking queen and I got this shit handled. “Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.”- Victor Borge “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”- Robert Bloch He who wakes up early yawns all day long. When I text you a massive paragraph and you reply 40 minutes later with ‘K’... I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitchslap that mother-f#?@&$ upside the head. Showers are great. They make you feel nice and clean, you sound like a professional singer & they also help you make all of life’s decisions. Insanity does not run in my family. Rather, it strolls through, taking its time, getting to know everyone personally. I don’t care what you think of me. Unless you think I’m awesome – in which case you’re right! Carry on... I’m safe in the knowledge that I’ll never be put in the nuthouse... Because my doctor says I’ll be a bad influence on the rest of the patients! Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English. Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have internet connection. “Dude, she just called you fat.” Good friends don't let you do stupid things... Alone. So here's me doing a little boogie my style to cheer ya up! Keep smiling! Dear Math, You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something in your life. -Winston Churchill I could have avoided you, but somehow I knew you were a collision worth having. I don't need to flirt, I'll seduce you with my awkwardness. When I'm sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. -Barney Stinson Princess? Bitch. I'm a queen. Sometimes I use big words I don't always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis. I'm not bitter about Disney providing false expectations about a Prince Charming, I'm pissed off hat woodland creatures don't gather when I sing. I'm a charming coward; I fight with words. 10 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity. 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. |
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