As Harry Potter slays the Basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets, blood and venom get in his eyes, mostly blinding him. While Harry learns to adapt, he makes some new friends. But this is more than a story of adaptation and friendship as there are threats... and Harry isn't the only one with a past that haunts him. Blind!Harry POV. Disabled OCs. Very slow-build. No pairings.

Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.

Bellamione. Hermione is sent back in time, not as an accident, but because there is something she has to do. Some new friends, some old fiends to meet, a new perspective that changes so much. And a certain Dark Witch that has almost as many secrets as herself, getting to know each other in the strangest of situations.

Side story to Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lords Diary. Snape starts a secret potions club with himself, Luna Lovegood and the Weasley twins. Chaos Ensues.

Sam joins the League.

**COMPLETE** Crowley needs to cheer up Aziraphale. The discovery of something called 'angel food cake' seems to be the obvious solution. He could just miracle one, but that would defeat the purpose of the gesture...

A behind-the-scenes look at what happened in the downtime between missions in Mass Effect 2. A lost diary kept by Jack reveals the odd friendship she developed with another violent, maladjusted misfit. Rated M for language. Cover art by Choco-Minto.

When Minerva is in St Mungo's after being hit with four Stunners, she receives some visitors. Set during OoP.

Poppy Pomfrey had never taken care of a werewolf until this little boy wandered into her life and grew up before her. Oneshot.

Gilderoy Lockhart landed himself in St Mungo's after his 'Cornish Pixies' class. Where can a headmaster now find another Defence teacher, one who's knowledgeable beyond doubt, willing to face the curse on the position, and available to start in a few days? In Nurmengard, that's where.

It's not like he has any normal siblings, but Bill has helped Charlie out of some very, very strange situations. Oneshot.

No one expects a certain impersonation. (Oneshot. Crack. Inspired by Rorschach's Blot.)

Cute Samantha Traynor meets the renegades Jane and Jennifer Shepard to learn how to fire a gun and what's necessary to stand a galactic war. Dealing with the freaks include smut and strong language. Specialist is becoming a little "junior" marine. The story does not follow the events in ME 3. Partially AU with clones and new discoveries.

Like every sister, I love my brother no matter what. Even when he's an idiot. Even when he's in the spotlight and I'm forever waiting in the wings. That's life as Lorena Potter. Can't complain, really. At least I don't have a psychopath out for my head. OC-centric DracoXOC

Rolanda's just gotten engaged, and everyone is sure Irma simply has got the be devastated about that. :: In which there are some misunderstandings.

Various vignettes, as they come to me. Enjoy! Herah Adaar lives an interesting life. She is the Inquisitor. She has her love, Sera by her side. And she has Battled the Magister-turned-Darkspawn Corypheus. But now she faces her greatest threat. A visit from her mother.

Liara fell in love with her slowly, but all too easily. There was just so much about Shepard she adored.

"We're losing this war, Shepard, everybody knows it. But we have an idea for how to fight it better next time." One-Shot, AU. With the war against the Reapers already lost, humanity reuses an old Prothean Trick.

She had given him everything, including the most important advice he had ever received. But only now does Grunt realize how true it was. Figures the only person who would know what it truly meant to be a krogan wasn't an actual krogan herself. Post-ME3, Shepard chose red. Mother-son relationship.

Joker discovers Shepard put a gun in the hand of the Asari Huntress who killed his sister, and he violently demands the Commander answer for Hilary's death. Inspired by the conversation of the PTSD Soldier from Huerta Memorial, Aeian T'Goni. Late ME3, Paragon FemShep/Alenko. Language. TRIGGERS INSIDE. STRONG MATERIAL. READ WARNINGS.

A prequel story in which Kasumi Goto and Jondum Bau meet for the first time during a heist on Sur'Kesh. N7 Prompt: Past.

When Shepard told Grunt to get a hobby in order to ease his boredom, he expected him to collect rocks or something, not sign up to be in a play with a bunch of kids. One can only hope that the looming disaster is not as bad as anticipated.

In which Shepard attempts to help Garrus plan a surprise for Tali and shenanigans ensue.

::Oneshot:: Snape finds a loyal companion in the most unexpected of places. Clink Clink Clink.

Harry felt he had lost his chance at family after watching Sirius fly away only for his godfather to show up during the summer. Sirius teaches Harry what he needs to know, helping him become the true Lord Potter. Then the Tri-Wiz comes and the deepest, darkest secret of the Marauders is revealed - Harry was born the daughter of Lily and Sirius. Eventual Fem!HarryxTonks

He couldn't stop the war, couldn't save his home or his family - but stopping a single human girl's life from falling completely apart? That he could do. It almost felt like enough. (A story revolving around the turian officer and teen refugee seen on the docks in Mass Effect 3)

Reyes had been serious when he said he didn't want anymore secrets between him and Rich. There were a lot of hard conversations ahead of them, but he might as well start with the one he was most worried about. How would Rich react when he found out Reyes was asexual?

A mother is often faceless beside her child's accomplishments, hidden in history and time. Not always are they still, though. Five times Hannah Shepard had to shield her eyes to look at the bright, shining star that was her daughter. Paragon FemShep, Pre ME1 to Post ME3 Survival

She gives me gifts as if they were flowers. Even if I could count the little ones that surround me, I know I could not return them. Especially the gift of rebellion. And it's all because of a little human with a krogan's heart.

After Yamatai, Lara's doctor sentences her to six weeks of rest without strenuous activity. Sam is determined to keep her best friend safe from the temptation of adventure, but sometimes the adventure is not what what they expect. Lara/Sam. COMPLETED!

Leaving your galaxy isn't something one does lightly and Sara Ryder is having serious doubts. Someone very special comes along to give her the push she needs. A farewell to a hero and a introduction to the next generation. Andromeda prelude. One-shot.

Putting together an "unnamed Scandinavian furniture-manufacturer"-brand crib is a bigger pain in the ass than parenting. Shaynor, aka FemShep/Samantha Traynor fluff. Don't like it? Don't read it! :3

When the Christmas season descends on the human population, Shepard grants the crew permission to celebrate. While helping Miranda and Kasumi go Christmas shopping for a tree and a Secret Santa gift, Grunt's petty vandalism accidentally gets Miranda arrested and thrown in jail. Hopefully Kasumi can bust her and her scary cellmates out of C-Sec in time for the Christmas Eve party!

"Consensus agreed; rescue of the kitten would improve relations between this platform and Tali-Creator, and possibly organics overall." You guys demanded it, and here it is.

Shepard and Miranda, after.

How would Snow and Charming react if they were to find out that Emma was adopted? Will they deal with having her adoptive family visit for a week? To make matters worse, the Swan family are under the impression that Emma and Regina are a couple, how long will the pair be able to keep up the facade? [Emma X Regina pairing]

Natalie Cousland has held her secret her whole life, today she will tell her family who she is. Set during Origins' opening.

Leliana brings the Warden to meet Justinia. It doesn't go as expected.

In which Krem really, really likes the tavern waitress. She does kind of like him too, but ignorance gets in their way. (Humorous, romantic story, with plenty of Krem, Chargers and Iron Bull nonsense. Spoilers for various stages of the game.)

Kai Leng runs into Shepard during the Cerberus attack on the Citadel...and it really doesn't go as planned.

Rolanda Hooch continued down the corridor, not letting her yellow eyes flicker to the group of girls who thought their comments and giggles were quiet enough. They might have been to anyone else, but years on the pitch had sharpened her senses like razors. She was like a hawk.

Since Bull used up all of the horn balm, Josephine has another solution. One-Shot. No Spoilers.

In which Shepard and Garrus attempt to take a vacation, thwart a hijacking, commandeer a security scooter, destroy most of a luxury liner, pick up a baby krogan, and have to explain themselves.

The afterglow of 'reach and flexibility'. The morning after is a bit more challenging than Shepard anticipated. Fluff - Sequel to Captivated - Fluff (Jenna Shepard Series)

A council ship on a routine survey mission comes across a derelict vessel of unknown origin. Upon boarding, they find a single body, curiously asari-like, with its chest burst open as if from the inside. When the ship's owners arrive, first contact has to be made under the worst possible circumstances. (Rated T for violence and some horror)

Cats and birds aren't supposed to get along, but somehow they manage anyway. Moments in the relationship between Minerva Mcgonagall and Rolanda Hooch.

Liara just wanted a drink or two. She didn't realize that the bar was full of flirtatious elcor.

After winning a stuffed varren, Grunt starts carrying it everywhere he goes.

Shepard and Shiala's paths cross for a second time when they both find themselves on Ilium. Both battling their own bitter loneliness, both feeling lost in a galaxy that they don't quite fit into, they find comfort in each other's "arms". Chapter 2 up: Reunion on Feros. Chapter 3 up: Special tour of the Normandy. Rated M for sexual content. FemShep/Shiala

(W)Written for Osage's January 'Blind-Date' Competition in Aria's Afterlife Forum. ExtranetDates: How he'd ranted at his friend for signing him up for such idiocy. But when Spectre Jondum Bau meets a mysterious human woman who catches him off guard with her wily, wily ways, will he succumb? Will he notice that she just may be the thief he's been chasing for months? Let's find out!

Remember the salarian selling games on the Citadel? He meets his match, a fellow nerd: a human female.

What really happened that time Madam Hooch got into it with an anti-aircraft shell during the Great War. Sort of dramatic and angst-filled, but also a little funny.