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 Author has written 24 stories for Gundam Seed, Prince of Tennis, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. hello. van's the name. as in, the one that parks in the parking lot. i am eighteen, sadistic and weird. i love earl grey tea, green tea/matcha, oolong milk tea, tofu, chilli, ice cream, cheesecake, sushi and bailey's irish cream. i speak english, chinese, japanese and french, level of proficiency in that order. i love history, music and literature. being a hetalia fan + writing hetalia fanfiction = 7 for IB history HL and A for history EE ^^ i am in love with harry dresden, US/UK and germany/austria. farewell. PS: If anyone has some sorta err, request for any type of hijinks/whatever to appear in 'Night at the Museum', leave it in a review and I'll do my best to add it in. Awfully random stuff "Human beings are only known for three Fs. Fighting, feeding and... Ahem." - my awesome history teacher (cue more hetalia fics by me~) IMPORTANT NOTE TO ALL MY READERS OUT THERE: if you love my writing for hetalia, i am offering to write for donations to the japan relief effort here - http:///help_japan/2978.html?thread=2194338#t2194338 - please check it out, thank you!! |
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You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
New Horizons by Shatterdoll reviews
America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,801 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010 - America, England/Britain
Scarlet Magic by Jay1892 reviews
Revenge seeking vampire!America seeks to learn magic from powerful Warlock!England. How will the two different beings react to each others presence when one of them isn't even a human? AU USXUK fanfiction
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,815 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010 - America, England/Britain
American Wife by M.D. Off-Red reviews
In an attempt to escape his monotonous life, the bored God looks for a bride in the human world. But what if the lucky 'bride' turns out much fiercer, taller, physically stronger, even more dominating than he imagined, and well-not quite-female? USxUK AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,230 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - America, England/Britain
Pangaea by RobinRocks reviews
*Manifest your destiny* On the eve of the outbreak of the Second World War, England and America disappear. From history. UKUS/USUK with GerIta, RussPruss, Franada et al. Cowritten with Narroch.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 81,141 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/3/2010 - America, England/Britain
Ensammast i Sverige by Aiden Empyre reviews
Berwald is an attack dog for a local mob boss. Tino is an ex-prostitute turned freelance photographer. A single meeting between two people with so little in common becomes something neither expected.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,470 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Here I Am by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Alfred and Arthur are lovers. America and England are definitely not. When England and Arthur somehow switch places, with no way to get back to their own world, both parties have to confront things they never wanted to admit. AlfredxArthur Implied USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,900 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Our Life In D Major by Hikari Kaitou reviews
PrussiaxAustria, domestic fluff oneshots.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,089 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
The Worldsmith by puellanerdii reviews
Sent back in time to deal with a mysterious threat to England's nationhood, England and America contend with the undead, the power of language, and their own clashing personalities. USxUK. Also known as the "time travel, Shakespeare, and zombies" fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,436 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - England/Britain, America
La Vie en Rose by Gentleman Crow reviews
Renowned fantasy author Arthur Kirkland is bored. With his muses gone and his editor at his throat, he embarks on a trip to France hoping to find inspiration. However, he may be walking into something much darker and deeper than he ever imagined. US/UK/FR
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,122 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - England/Britain, America
Trick or Treat by lucky seventh reviews
In which America hosts a Halloween party and England is late. "Yeah, right, I wasn't scared, England. I was just startled and then the punch spilled and I slipped, okay?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
In a world where your heart is visible, would you be vulnerable enough to show yours? Oneshot, USUK, Human names used. Better than it sounds, trust me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 92 - Published: 10/17/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Crossfire by RobinRocks reviews
UKUS/USUK. Time and time again he could sit with him in No Man's Land, holding his hand as he died another assembly-line death. America, England and a WWII goodbye.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/13/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
First Impressions by Skadiyoko reviews
Meeting your country for the first time is exciting! Especially when you walk into your office and he's making out with someone on your desk! ...Wait, what? Oneshot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Engaged by RobinRocks reviews
America and England decide to put the Transatlantic Telephone Room to better use. Too bad Churchill needs to make a phonecall. Implied USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/12/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Strange Professor by Corkboard reviews
That new professor with the thick eyebrows... Harry can't help but find a few things about him that aren't quite normal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 168 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
Skin by RobinRocks reviews
Implied UKUS. On being made love to by history with timeless touches and carnage kisses and hands that take what they want.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/16/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Harry Potter's Kissing Booth by ConstantComment reviews
Written for HD Smoochfest, 2010 on LJ. After the war there is a party at Hogwarts and Harry gets drunk, pushes someone he finds pretty against a wall and tests them out. The next day he can't remember who it was, but he sure wants to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
ARTHUR KIRKLAND: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in an ARTHUR KIRKLAND unit. We've provided this manual to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/10/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
UNSINKABLE by Master KaiKen reviews
The year is 1912. An aloof American and a proper Englishman's paths collide aboard the grandest ship of their time... The TITANIC. "Unsinkable even by God." USxUK AU APH/Titanic Parody.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,561 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - America, England/Britain
Monster by droppedmysonic reviews
He ate my heart. That boy is a monster. I wanna just dance, but he took me home instead." Ishida and Kurosaki have a confrontation that ends the way many do. Yaoi. DL; DR.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Like Clockwork Springs by Mooncatcher reviews
It’s nice to know that even at Hogwarts, America and England are, well, America and England. USUK. Harry Potter/Axis Powers Hetalia AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/24/2009 - N. Italy, Prussia - Complete
Acquired Taste by Abarero reviews
England catches America drinking, of all things, tea. UK/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/8/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Detective Fiction by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. AU. Detective author Light Yagami's world is turned upside-down when a real detective needs his help solving a murder case fashioned after Light's own book. Trouble is, he doesn't remember writing it. DISCONTINUED.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,125 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Light Y., L
Cold Wars by peroxidepest17 reviews
America and Russia fight and make up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/11/2009 - America, Russia
Reunion by BlazerKnight reviews
It's been three years since Soul has become a Death Scythe, after which Maka left Shibusen for reasons undisclosed. Now, she's back, but can they reestablish their partnership? Soul x Maka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
In Defense of Beauty by Abarero reviews
America voices his opinion on beauty when France and England start insulting each other's appearances. America/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/30/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Those Damned Chairs by Corkboard reviews
Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Ironically So by Stasya reviews
[AU] My life used to be bearable, till seventh year with James. If I try, maybe, just maybe, I'll make it out of Hogwarts alive. LEJP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,506 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
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Life's Like That reviews
America and Russia sing 'Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better, I Can Do Anything Better Than You' at a G8 meeting,France follows with a lap dance to 'Peacock',Italy with 'Satellite' and England finishes with 'I am the very model of a Modern Major General'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
once upon a time in britain reviews
The sun never sets on the British Empire's holdings. This causes England to have insomnia, which he tries to cure by visiting Hong Kong, India, Australia, Malaya and Singapore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Published: 1/24/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
bite me reviews
There's nothing left to be said. All he can settle for are two pathetic words that will never be enough. "I'm sorry..." America/one sided!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/19/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Witch Fight reviews
Austria, a witch, enters into a carnal pact with his new familiar, Prussia so as to participate in the War Games. He looks for the familiar he let slip away which turns out to be Germany, now bound to a powerful, reclusive witch named England...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,589 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
harder reviews
He feels as if his heart has been torn from him - each time he hurts Austria, a part of him dies inside - but there is no way he can deny the man he loves of anything. Sequel to So Close.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Germany, Austria - Complete
your kiss is my drug reviews
"You're mine, America," Canada whispers, lavender eyes gleaming in the dim light. "Mine." Warning: Noncon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
like a breath of fresh air reviews
Matthew Williams is somewhat of a delinquent literature teacher. Alfred F. Jones is a good natured college student. Slowly, bit by bit, they fall in love...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Sometimes reviews
When the night grows cold, Canada feels that his bed is just too big for him alone. He wishes that America will fill the huge gap and the empty void in his heart too, although he knows that it is impossible.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Hold It In reviews
Prussia discovers that Poland likes to hold it in until he can't hold it any more and decides to take full advantage of it. Warning: Watersports.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Prussia, Poland - Complete
So Close reviews
Because slowly, Germany had turned him into someone who wanted to be hurt, to be used, to be treated like a toy who would be played with whenever he felt like it and to be thrown aside when he had grown tired of him. Sequel to Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Germany, Austria - Complete
Blah Blah Blah reviews
You're semi sober and seeing your crush, Arthur Kirkland, pole dancing in pair of shorts means the night is going to get hot and heavy. Stop-stop-stop talking that blah, blah, blah and go on over.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Maybe, Merdeka reviews
The relationship between England and Singapore hasn't exactly been peachy from 1945 to 1963. England learns to let go and Singapore wonders if he can trust anyone ever again. England/OC male colony!Singapore and the other way round.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2010 - England/Britain
Burn reviews
Whether it was in pain or pleasure, the both of them couldn't tell any more. Warning: Dubcon. Sequel to Anschluss 1938.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Germany, Austria - Complete
Back Then reviews
The two nations lie wordlessly on the grass, watching the stars in the sky, listening to the sound of each other breathing. OC, male!Singapore/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
NATO reviews
AU. It's Dr Alfred F. Jones' day off and he's utterly bored. Cue boredom relief in the form of a phone call to his boyfriend, Arthur Kirkland. Sequel to Arthur's Trip to the Doctor's.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/14/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Arthur's Trip to the Doctor's reviews
Arthur Kirkland wakes up with a mysterious ailment that only Dr Alfred F. Jones can cure. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Not Like This reviews
He hates himself, he hates whatever he had done to him but most of all, he hates how Austria probably hated him for everything he had done to him. Warning: Dubcon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Germany, Austria - Complete
Chemistry Matters reviews
Prussia Sees Canada Masturbating Alone Zealously In Lingerie and He Can't Stop Gaping... Fic includes other things that ought to be in the Chemistry textbook.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Prussia, Canada
Night at the Museum reviews
Alfred and Arthur are security guards in the Unlikely Non-museum. Theft and vandalism start occurring during their shift and when they find the culprit's in the building with them on Halloween night, hijinks and love ensue. Night at the Museum-ish. HIATUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010 - America, England/Britain
Eine Kleine Nachtmusik reviews
He hated himself, he hated himself knowing that Germany hated him too but most of all, he hated how each time, as the German took him, he pretended he loved him just to take away the unbearable pain. Sequel to Burn.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Germany, Austria - Complete
Kiss Me, Kill Me reviews
AU. Arthur Kirkland's last mission as a spy and assassin is to bring down Francis Bonnefoy's crime empire, the largest on the planet. But when he loses his memory and Francis' adoptive son, Alfred, brings him home as his new "friend"... HIATUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/28/2010 - America, England/Britain
Anschluss 1938 reviews
"This is anschluss," Germany said under his breath, panting heavily, lying atop Austria. "We will walk into the Second World War together." Warning: Dubcon and implied sado-masochism. Sequel to Not Like This.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Germany, Austria - Complete
Did you just say 'Guardian Angel? reviews
Mwu, with the rest of The World Up There, are being entertained by the likes of Shinn, the unlikeliest guardian angel ever. Will his charge, Stellar, survive? Maybe not. But then again, with Shinn, anything is possible...
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Shinn A., Stellar L.
A very strange Cinderella Story reviews
Its the annual extra curricular activity play competition again and the Seigaku boys' tennis club gets... Cinderella! Chaos ensues in the 3 weeks to come.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,209 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 5/25/2006
