Hey, I'm Karen Hardy, a bit fan obviously of the Hardy boys, we coincidentally share a last name, and Once Upon A Time, and Percy Jackson, because those are just cool. And don't tell me I'm the only one making OCs constantly. I make a lot of OC sister characters because of a relationship in the past. I never had a very good brother, so I write sisters to strong and kind male characters like the Hardy boys or Henry from Once Upon A Time or Harry Potter or Hiccup from How to Train Your Dragon... Yeah, I get a bit carried away with it. For fear of epic hate, I limit myself to only publishing my OUAT, Percy Jackson, and Hardy Boys fics. If you'd like to see some of those other fics, I'd do them, (PM me if you'd like), but for right now I'm just writing these fandoms. I have a lot of profile stuff same as the writer FreeSpirit101 because I thought it was hilarious. Also, if you like Pom Gets Wifi, read my friend Fang The Fuzzball's fic Puppy Love. (Viewer discretion advised on "Puppy Love" rated M.)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (Totally. Frank and Joe get so dumb sometimes, not to mention the stupidity of some other characters I know of... Yes, I am indeed looking at you Seth Andrew Sorensen! Oh no, don't you run off. You are not excused Perseus Jackson! Annabeth! He's getting away!)

I want people to know, if Octavion didn't die, I had already written up about 70 different plans to abduct him and throw him into Tartarus.

Most people are alive because it is illegal to shoot them. *sigh*

Some people are like slinkies, useless, but make you smile when pushed down the stairs. *cough* Octavion *cough*

You Know You’re a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (After a few words yeah.)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (Yeah... This happens a lot...)

You write fanfictions about the book. (Go Hardy Boys!)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (Maybe... Don't judge me!)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (Not out loud... Okay maybe a few people...)

Everything reminds you of the book. (DUH!!)

You quote random lines all the time. (Yes!!!!!!) (It's funny when only the people who have read the book get it and everyone else is like "What?")

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (No!... Maybe a little... Okay yes!) (Is that bad?)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (I can honestly say no. I don't have an iPod. Now my tablet...)

You've got a book memorized. (Yes. I have books memorized, and movies, and shows... And yet when asked to do my chores I can't remember anything.)

You've read a book more than five times. (Five? Try five thousand!)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Yeah. Don't judge me!)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (Uh... No comment?)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (No... she died of natural causes... and I just didn't revive her when I revived him.)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (Oh my Gods, yes!!!)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (Definetly. My dad does it all! the time and I just ignore him.)

Your idol is a character from a book (Um... Gee... *looks at non-existent watch on wrist* Oh! Would you look at the time! I... err... Gotta go!)

Seven Hilarious Reasons Never to Mess With Little Kids:

(A.K.A. what I was like as a child. Because I was totally like this. Adults hated me.)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted,

"Cause your feet ain't empty."

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.