A wry observer of everyone's life. And his own. Survives by way of his sense of humor. And snacks.

Preferred Genres: Humor/Romance/Sci-Fi/Action/Adventure

Notice(s):

General:
- 2/24/2019: Operation Cloudburst Chapter Nine now live!

Published Works (listed in order of publication, from oldest to most recent)

KEY:
Title - Publication date - Category, Chapter Number(s), Status, Genre(s)
Summary

Archived Works
Valentines Day - Published: February 4th, 2005 - Pokémon, One-shot, Romance/Humor
After a not-so-subtle breakfast, Brock not-so-innocently asks the unsuspecting and irritable Ash a question--with hilarious results. Based on a Calvin & Hobbes comic.

Ho, Ho, Hoenn! - Published: February 6th, 2005 - Pokémon, eight chapters, Completed, General/Romance
While traveling through Hoenn's mountain range, Ash & co. run across a snowy resort, just in time for Christmas. After settling in, Ash and May run into some old faces... and Max meets a new one. Romance, presents, and maybe a battle or two. Grab a blanket, some cocoa, a red marker, and prepare for a sappy, poorly-written holiday treat.

Winds of Change - Published: October 1st, 2005 - Xiaolin Showdown, 13 chapters, Completed, General/Romance - Readers' Choice
After rescuing Kimiko from a near-death experience, Raimundo realizes he has to tell her before something else happens... like Jack's new plan, for example. Following a violent showdown, Kimiko is kidnapped! With Clay, Omi, and a special Shen-Gon-Wu, can Rai defeat the not-even-close-to-being-evil mastermind? Clay vs Tubbimora! Omi vs the Chameleon-bot! Rai vs Jack & the Exo-bot! Once the rescue mission is over, a special battle takes place. Nothing can prepare you for what the second-to-last chapter holds!

Luffy Overboard - Published: August 19th, 2006 - X-overs, seven chapters, Cancelled, Adventure/Humor
An ordinary day on Grand Line turns out to be anything but once the happy-go-luck rubber captain of the Going Merry falls into the ocean... only to land on in the tropical land of Hoenn. One by one, the rest of the Straw Hats arrive as well, befriending Ash & his friends. Meanwhile, a certain fishy foe of the Straw Hats breaks out of prison and ends up forming an alliance with Giovanni... what will transpire for the hapless heroes when their loved ones are taken hostage?

Raftel Rumble! - Published: October 28th, 2007 - One Piece, fourteen chapters, Cancelled, General
Finally reaching Raftel, the Straw Hats split up to find One Piece, treasure, a place to train, and the Rio Poneglyph. However, the newly appointed Shichibukai Blackbeard has a treat waiting for the rubber captain... and it's not a giant piece of meat or a position in his crew. Afterwards, the Straw Hats face off against another old foe... and barely escape with their lives and their swordsman's sanity, only to get trapped on a misleading island. Now, the crew must find a way to return home to East Blue without getting captured or killed.

Misty on a Flame with Rock and Roll - Published: February 3rd, 2008 - Pokémon, One-shot, Humor/Romance
All Misty wants to do at the end of a particularly difficult day is to lie down on the couch, put her feet up, and take a nap. Unfortunately, thanks to a certain professor, Ash isn't going to grant her that privilege... what's a irritable girl to do?

Today's Lesson - Published: May 17th, 2008 - Pokémon, One-shot, Romance
After losing another Contest to Haruka, Hikari makes a startling realization about how she really feels for the older Coordinator. But confessing is going to take a little more work than one would expect. Thankful, it's a really hot day in Shinou and the girls were thinking about going to the pool for a while. Then everything should work out, right?

Zombie Mask - Published: September 14th, 2008 - Bionicle, One-shot, Spiritual/Mystery
Matoro died to save the Great Spirit. Now he's alone with a bunch of questions to ask. But there's no-one around to ask. At least, until the Kanohi Ignika appears to talk. So Matoro decides to ask about his Mask... and why he was given the power to do the immoral act of raising the dead.

Hero Spirit - Published: October 8th, 2008 - Bionicle, One-shot, Hurt/Comfort/Family
Even if Matoro's dead, it doesn't mean he's forgotten. Toa Mahri Nuparu remembers his fallen teammate with silent respect. Soon, he is joined by Hewkii and the other Mahri. Together, they have a long talk about the past, their future, and honor Matoro with a one-of-a-kind gift.

Zoro, the Chimney Sweep - Published: December 1st, 2009 - One Piece, One-shot, Humor/General
Zoro figures the best way to survive being a Straw Hat is to go along with the captain. Usually. Except when he finds himself stuck in a situation like this. Again.

Passing - Published: August 19th, 2010 - One Piece, One-shot, Tragedy/Friendship
Someone dies. Their crew asks a few people to show up for the funeral. Grab some tissues and try not to kill me.

That Idiot - Published: May 3rd, 2011 - Pokémon, One-shot, Friendship/Romance - Readers'/Author's Choice
She knows he's going to be the death of her one day. But now she knows that he's also going to be the one to bring her back to life.

Three O'Clock Noir - Published: May 9th, 2011 - One Piece, three chapters, Cancelled, Crime/Mystery
Alternate Universe: The Grand Line is known as the Greatest Casino Strip in the world. The massive area is split into different territories controlled by gangs, all seeking to find "Gangster King" Roger's stash of treasure. In the midst of gang warfare and incompetent police investigation, one man seeks to find truth to life's unanswerable questions. His name is... Sanji, Private Eye.

The Four Stalkers: Origins - Published: January 5th, 2012 - Pokémon, three chapters, Cancelled, Humor/Romance
A reboot of a previous series. Heralding from a prestigious university in the Sevii Islands, four friends are assigned to an special task: act as matchmakers for perhaps the most famous couple in all of Pokemon, Ash and Misty. While it seems simple at first, obstacles quickly present themselves: the tempers and stubbornness of the subjects, sabotage attempts by rival shippers, and general mayhem ensues. Will the mission succeed, or will everything crash and burn into little pieces?

Dashes of Salt & Pepper - Published: February 22nd, 2012 - Pokémon, two chapters, Completed, Humor/Romance - Readers'/Author's Choice
A series of drabbles/ficlets staring Black/Hilbert/Touya, White/Hilda/Touko, Cheren, and Bianca. Black/White & Cheren/Bianca.

Yuletide Feuding - Published: December 31st, 2013 - Pokémon, One-shot, Humor
"We stop this silly feud… no more snowballs, no more insults… and…" She paused here, letting the tension gnaw away at Brendan's psyche. "And I… will give you a private viewing of my new Contest outfit." Hoennshipping, if you stand on your head and squint.

Separation Temptation - Published: October 19th, 2014 - Pokémon, One-shot, Romance
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it doesn't stop the flow of hormones. NSFW.

Toxic Shock - Published: September 7th, 2015 - Pokémon, One-shot, General/Friendship
Roxie asks Elesa for a late-night training session.

Pokeshipping Popcorn - Published: October 23rd, 2017 - Pokémon, three chapters, Completed, Romance/Humor
A compilation of several Pokeshipping drabbles written on my Tumblr. Ash/Misty, obviously, why else would I say it's Pokeshipping? Assorted other characters/pairings because I do what I want for the sake of humor. Includes Pokeshipping Week 2017 themes.

Current Project
Operation Cloudburst - Published: April 5th, 2015 - Pokémon, nine chapters, In Progress, General/Adventure - Author's Choice
Home from her travels in Johto, May receives a mysterious unmarked package. Its contents propel her to the desert land of Orre, once again under the threat of Shadow Pokémon. May reluctantly undertakes this new perilous adventure, struggling against herself as much as her foes.
Current Chapter:
"A Jewel in the Rough! The Gorgeous Oasis, Phenac City!" - NEW!
The group visits Phenac City, though with minimal leisurely intentions. May takes up Justy's challenge with intense determination at the risk of pushing herself too hard. Her stubbornness is put to the test when Abyss takes another step towards completing their master plan...

Coming Attractions: SPOILERS!

Operation Cloudburst - Chapter Ten - Coming Soon
"The HQ is Targeted! Protect the Purify Chamber!"
Abyss attacks the Pokemon HQ Lab, eager to remove the Purify Chamber. May & her friends engage them in battle, May taking on the arrogant Dr. Nemo. Smidge, meanwhile, is confronted with a face from his past...