Kippling Croft
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Joined 05-01-05, id: 805741, Profile Updated: 01-20-19
Author has written 5 stories for Bones, Psych, Mentalist, and Big Valley.

I am from the west coast of the USA

I love to read, but don't really like to write ( I'm not very good at it), but every once in awhile I do come up with a story that I would like to share with people.

Thank you for reading 'Taken', 'This was not part of the plan', 'If tomorrow never comes', 'The wish a heart makes', and 'Seeing red' and telling me what you thought of it.

I have also co-written a few fic with Alexis Seven (which are posted through her account) in Star Trek, Iron Man, and a few others yet to be posted

Favorite TV shows: Bones, Numb3rs, Burn notice, Stargate SG1, Stargate Atlantis, Monk, Psych, Magnificent Seven, Big valley, Mentalist, Leverage, Fairly legal to be honest there are a few more but I think these are the only ones I'm going to mention.

Favorite Pairings: Booth/Brennan (Bones) Hodgins/Angela (Bones) Megan/Larry (Numb3rs) Sam/Jack (SG1) Camron/Lamb (SG1) Vala/Daniel (SG1) John/Teyla (Atlantis) Weir/Rodney (Atlantis) Ronon/Keller (Atlantis) Micheal/Fiona (Burn notice) Shawn/Juliet (Psych) Chris/Marry (Magnificent seven) Buck/Inez (Magnificent seven) JD/Casey (Magnificent seven) Nathan/Rain (Magnificent seven) Lisbon/Jane (Mentalist) Sophie/Nate (Leverage) Hardison/Parker (Leverage) ...there are a lot more pairings out there that I really like, but I think I will just mention the ones from my favorite shows for now.

Favorite Quotes:

"If you walk out that door your fired." "Hell, I'm probably going to get myself killed, now I have to worry about a new job too." ( Magnificent seven)

" Shouldn't we say a few words?" "It's a coffin full of rocks JD." "I know I put them in there." ( Magnificent seven)

"No gun. You shot a man." "He was going to set me on fire." ( not an exact quote) (Bones)

" Why don't we call you Steve. I like Steve." "I am your death." "I prefer Steve." (SG Atlantis)

"What about your license" " My pilot's license? Out back in my Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked. Problems at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you details, but then I would have to kill you which I can't do because my license to kill was revoked." (Psych)

Hardison: "how are we suppose to do that?" Eliot: "you stole a Michelangelo with tin foil and bubble gum, figure it out." (Leverage)

Burt: "I feel I was denied critical need-to-know information." (Tremmors II)

Burt: "I am COMPLETELY out of ammo. That's never happened to me before." (Tremmors II)

"What's he doing? Has he got some kind of plan?" "Burt always has a plan when he does something. Well... usually." (Tremmors II)

[after Burt gets dug up from a Graboid stomach] Burt: "I prefer... we keep this... to ourselves." Jodi Chang: "Oh, you guys definitely need to be supervised."(Tremmors III)

[about the FEDS]
[over radio]
Burt: Need I remind you, Jack? They are not your friends, they are government agents. OVER!
Jack: [also over radio] Cut me some slack, Burt! All I did was a little negotiatin'.
Burt: You did *what*?
Jack: I cut us a deal! You help 'em catch one live graboid, they give you back your huntin' license, over.
Burt: [Burt drives up, stopping next to Jack. Jodi notices them still talking on the radio] Uhhh, copy that. Roger. One question.
Jack: Shoot.
Burt: [Off radio, getting out of the vehicle] Is your head up your ass for the warmth? (Tremmors III)

Parker: "He's got a very punchable face." Eliot: "Yeah I noticed that." (Leverage)

Ray: "Where are you going?!?" Fraser: "Stupid rookie mistake." Ray: "What do you mean?" Fraser: "These last two blocks I've been tracking a Lasa-opso." Ray: "You've been tracking a Lasa-opso?!" Fraser: "I know. If word of this gets back to the terratories I'll never live it down." Ray: "Mounties can be so cruel." Fraser: "you can't imagine." (Due South)

Eliot: "You feeling confident?" Hardison: "Not really." Eliot: "Good, cause overconfidence will kill you faster than a bullet any day. Fear is good." Hardison: "Oh, I have fear and doubts and really serious regrets, I should be fine." Eliot: "You're ready then." (Leverage)

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Confessions of a Stranded Jedi by Kipling Nori reviews
A Jedi stranded in the Pegasus galaxy meets up with the Atlantis crew. Throw in a few angry Wraith and a Sith just to keep things interesting. ::Stargate Atlantis, Star Wars:KotOR crossover::
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,307 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 5/1/2005
The Black Widow and the Monster by Peacockwonders reviews
A super assassin finds herself meeting an unlikely friend in the mysterious man named Bruce Banner. In their efforts to save the earth, something more just might happen...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,776 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hulk/Bruce B.
Beauty and the Beast: The SG Version by SChimes reviews
Title says it all. For everyone who wondered how our lovely heroes would fare in a somewhat alternate world and a setting reminiscent of the Disney film. Genre? Bit of everything. Pairings? DV, possibly SJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,470 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 1/15/2008 - D. Jackson, Vala
A Beautiful Day by Wedjatqi reviews
A bright beautiful day on Atlantis and everyone is out enjoying the sunshine, which allows things to heat up a little between John and Teyla.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Ancient Devices by IsisO'neill-sawyer reviews
Sg1Atlantis crossover. Jack and John meddle with Ancient technology and end up on another plane of existance. Now its up to the others to save them. Sheyla, McWeir, SJ. Chapter 17 is finally here...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,575 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 11/14/2004
Blood Relatives by Roth reviews
There is a serial murderer on the lose with a history with the FBI, but what is his agenda?
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,338 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Don E., Charlie E. - Complete
When it rains: Well, you know by dHALL reviews
A record breaking rainfall.A vicious vehicular assault.Two cars in the water.A terrifying situation for our favorite federal agent & his genius brother.But who was the real target? In the aftermath of the accident,can the team find out in time? COMPLETE
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,215 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
Man in the Iron Mask: Redemption by WynterSnow reviews
Alternate storyline. For those who thought it was tragically unfair that D'Artagnan and Philippe never had the time to become acquainted. Complete
Man in the Iron Mask - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 229,634 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Complete
Clue by Evenstar656 reviews
A serial killer is on the loose and he chooses his victims based on the game ‘Clue’. Will Don and Charlie find the killer in time?
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,049 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
The InLaws by Jessa4865 reviews
Sam's real family... from an interesting viewpoint. Don't worry, it really is about Sam and Jack I promise! COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,145 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
That Don't Make No Sense by RhiannonNymph reviews
Crossover with Firefly What happens when the fringe of the 'Verse is sporting a Stargate? [WIP]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,629 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005
A Moment in Time Travel? by obsessedwithscifi reviews
The children of Atlantis find themselves in trouble when they arrive in the past and have no idea how to get home. (Sorry really suck at summaries) Please R&R
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,912 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005
The Space Between by Tru False reviews
Don's day goes from bad to worse when an interview with a potential witness takes a turn for the worse. Rated for strong language and violence. This story is COMPLETE finally.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,405 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Complete
Proving Ground by bree1387 reviews
A confrontation with a student has sinister consequences for Charlie as it threatens to end his relationship with Don, and his life. [Complete]
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,119 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Complete
Wrong Place, Wrong Time by Winter1066 reviews
Don, Charlie and Terry enter a bank only to find out it's being robbed.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,996 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Complete
Hearing Voices by dedletrbox reviews
math can make you crazy [complete]
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,625 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/15/2005 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Complete
Exactly by Jackie W reviews
If not exactly single... then what? Sam and Jack Fluff because I haven't stopped smiling in ten days
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Published: 9/6/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
The Unquantifiable Variable by BeckyS reviews
Can Don Eppes do his job when one of the hostages he has to rescue is his brother? A case story in 8 chapters plus an epilogue, with multiple posts per chapter.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,274 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
A Single Man of Courage by JackieONeill Nut reviews
Jack's past mingles with the present when SG1 get into trouble on an offworld mission. SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,360 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
How Do You Like Me Now? by Matt1969 reviews
He might not have married the crush of his teenage years, but he got someone so much better. Complete. Spoilers for Fragile Balance.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Mail Call by PadawanMage reviews
Set several days after 'The Siege, Part III', Dr. Elizabeth Weir throws another party to celebrate their fight against the Wraith, and the Daedalus brings along with it something of value to everyone. Some SheppardTeyla. Read and Review!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2005 - John S., Teyla E.
Satan's Ribbon by WynterSnow reviews
While conditioning for a bicycle race, Charlie becomes stranded in the desert following an accident, and ends up playing a game of cat and mouse with an escaped convict. PG13 for violence and attempted rape. COMPLETE
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,498 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Charlie E. - Complete
Interlude by BeckyS reviews
How Charlie Eppes got over stage fright for his first big lecture.
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Complete
Shifting Ground by Zubeneschamali reviews
COMPLETE. Charlie and Don end up on opposite sides of the case when a CalSci student is accused of eco-terrorism in conjunction with a Southern California landslide.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,523 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/20/2005 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Complete
Samaritans by MandyK reviews
When Carson Beckett and John Sheppard go to help a planet in trouble, sea monsters and storms are the least of their worries...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,061 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/12/2005 - Published: 5/6/2005
HIDDEN REFLECTIONS by Rugeana reviews
The Modern Love Story of Sean & Marita
Legacy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,509 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2005 - Published: 7/4/2001
Blame it on the Tinsel by Eve8 reviews
Rated for very mild language. Carter's expecting lots of family, and when they finally show up, Jack gets snowed in with them. Christmas, a crazy family, some strange traditions, and mistletoe feature prominently. SJ. Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,722 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
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The Wish a Heart Makes reviews
Just a little peek into Jane's head somewhere around the second or third season. One shot, please R&R
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2019 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
If Tomorrow Never Comes reviews
As the Barkley's make their yearly visit to the summer lodge an influenza outbreak sweeps through the family. Isolated with no way to get help how will they survive. The story is better than the summery, please R&R.
Big Valley - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,561 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/24/2018 - Published: 2/10/2018 - Heath - Complete
Seeing Red reviews
‘This was all Jane’s fault.’ Lisbon thought as the humiliation of what just occurred sank in. All the way down to her floor she was trying to figure out what sort of blunt object could she get her hands on to bludgeon Jane with. Please R&R
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Teresa L. - Complete
This was not part of the plan reviews
Alt. ending to Psy Vs. Psy. Have you ever had one of those days where there are more highs and lows in it than Space mountain and then it all ends in one big crash? And then you find out that was not going to be the worst day you had that week. Please R&R
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,091 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Shawn S. - Complete
Taken reviews
Temperance has gone missing no one knows who's taken her. Now its a race against time. Will they find her alive? Not very good at summaries, please R&R. Chapter 16 now up. complete. Edited 7/2019
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,258 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete