Aunt May is on a cruise, leaving the one and only Tony Stark to deal with Peter Parker for an entire month. Of course shenanigans are going to ensue. (A compilation of Iron Dad and Spider Son oneshots; see inside for more details and individual oneshot summaries.)

What do you do when you meet your soulmate in the airport during a five-hour layover on your way home for Christmas? You make an irrational decision and invite him to come home with you. Percabeth. AU.

About Percy's adventures while fixing relationships in Greek mythology as well as the gods and the characters in the PJO books. Confrontations and drama ensues, with a hint of comedy due to Percy's sarcasm and Hermes and Apollo's awesomeness. Rated T for Ares' love of gore.

Five times Peter introduced himself to someone at Avengers Compound, and one time a visitor already knew exactly who he was. (Prequel to Curbside Pick-up - can be read in either order)(Edit: now also a 10 2 story; apparently I made these shenanigans too popular for my own good!)

Annabeth Chase has had a crush on Percy Jackson since 8th grade. Since then, he's risen to the top of the social pyramid as Annabeth has stayed in the background. However, one fateful summer day, everything changes - and suddenly both of their worlds will collide in an unexpected way.

Avengers watch Iron Man 3 and find out about Tony's panic attacks and what happened with the Mandarin. How will they react? Please like and review!

Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man, has finally joined all our favorite characters in the Marvel Cinematic Universe! This story explores some of the possible interactions MCU!Spider-Man could have with the Avengers, the relationships he could form, and the many fun and entertaining situations that could result. All MCU movies & TV included.

Even superheroes need to train. Peter learns that training with Avengers takes a lot more than just brute strength.

"He promised. He promised me he'd come back. I just ... don't know if I can do this without him." After being on the run for over two years, Peter and Michelle are forced to open up to the people around them, except, Michelle's still hiding a big secret. Families are formed, groups are reunited, and memories are made. Peter Parker x MJ

Guardian: a person who guards, protects, or preserves. When a terrible accident claims the life of May Parker, Tony Stark steps up as Peter's guardian. But it's not just a traumatized super-teen he'll have to worry about when he receives a transmission from Thor. (Amazing cover by angel-gidget on Tumblr!)

A few months after the events of Spider-Man: Homecoming, Peter Parker finds a critically injured Captain America in an alley in Queens. With nowhere else to go, Peter takes the fugitive Avenger back home and helps him recover. However, he struggles to keep this secret from both Aunt May and Tony Stark. Also, Ned almost dies from a fanboy heart attack.

Two and half years have passed since Peter Parker donned the Spider-man suit and made a name for himself. A lot has happened to him and the other Avengers in that time and as the middle of Peter's senior school year arrives, Midtown High School gets a surprise invitation for their engineering students to take a tour of Stark Industries. Yes, this is the "Field Trip" Trope.

In which Scott somehow adopts all the teenage superheroes.

Peter meets the Avengers, and they all love him, because how can you not?

Tony and Peter wake up in a strange room because an unknown person wants them to know more about each other. By having them watch their movies together. Basically Tony and Peter watch all the Iron Man movies Homecoming.

Somebody wants revenge on Tony but, this time, they think the best way to do that is to hurt both him and Peter, keeping them close enough to feel one another's pain but too far apart to prevent it, and they're not wrong... Enjoy!

Yet again, someone is trying to use Peter to get to Tony. Will he be able to save Peter or did his lucky finally run out?

When Peter saves Mr. Stark from being stabbed by Thanos, he has to deal with the consequences of facing the Mad Titan...alone. OR. Infinity War hurt me and I didn't appreciate it, so I fixed it instead of performing my adult responsibilities. It would mean the world if you read and reviewed :) T for language and canon-typical violence. Complete for now.

A series of short, unrelated oneshots of possible things that could happen to our dear Spider-man. (Hiatus with very irregular updates 12/9/18)

Tony has blood on his hands. Inspired by a tumblr post.

Just one small idea can change the universe.

The Avengers find a certain cursed video on the internet...

Tony Stark offers an internship to Peter Parker, a teenager with a secret he is determined to uncover. Peter accepts. It turns out to be a mistake, for both parties involved, as Tony's hunt for the masked vigilante roaming Peter's home turns personal, and Peter's determination to keep his secret only brings danger closer to both of them.

Percy's been waiting to get a soulmate all his life, but when Annabeth gets her red string before him and refuses to tell him who it links to, he begins to wonder if the universe is screwing him over after all. [soulmate au :: percy/annabeth :: companion piece to 'if i were to pluck on your heartstrings']

Peter is kidnapped after school and calls Natasha to help get him free

They took him. They took him and they don't know what's coming. They took him and they will pay. OR, meant to be ultra gritty and dark, turned into adorable Peter and the team loving him. Sorry not sorry.

Tony looked at him, bold and true and utterly sincere, "Kid, I'm on your side, no matter what." Like most good things, it started with an accident. Well, kinda. This is a story about how a snarky, emotionally stunted genius became more than a mentor and how a just-trying-to-figure-it-out, superkid became the son he never had. No matter how empty our hearts are, love fills the gaps.

30 short Slice-of-Life type stories centered around Solangelo. Lots of fluff and (almost) no angst!

In that moment SWAT bursts into the room, guns at the ready. Instead they are met with a bunch of scared to death school children, three knocked out gunmen and Tony Stark singing Katy Perry with a high-schooler. Peter is attacked while at school, Mr. Stark comes to the rescue, witty banter and explanation follows. Fluffy Iron-dad and Spider-son.

"For the first ever round of our lip sync battle," Mr. Harrington announced, pulling two slips of paper out of a jar, "Michelle Jones and Peter Parker!" Based on the video of Tom and Zendaya in the Lip Sync Battle but transformed into a Spiderman fanfic. I guess this is also kinda AU, since all the Avengers are together and happy in it...

"I don't think May was ever meant to be alone. She knows this, I know this, Owen from 4B knows this. Ben knew this." After the war with Thanos, May starts dating again. Peter likes some of her dates more than others. AU. One-shot.

Five times an Avenger or two picked Peter Parker up from school, and one time they ALL showed up. (Edit: due to overwhelming support, this is now a doubled story - ten times an Avenger or two gave Peter a ride, and twice that they all came to his school. Poor kid.)

Shuri and Peter meet. Confusion ensues (not necessarily from them...)

Michelle Jones paused for a moment, staring at the odd site of Peter Parker in detention. As she sketched his distressed state and added a poor little cloud above his portrait, Michelle took a moment to study him. She wasn't certain why, but she felt there was something more to the nerd. One-shot! Spiderman Homecoming

Ned gets shot. Peter panics. Oneshot

Tony and Rhodey help Peter with his homework after he gets shot. Oneshot

Just the Avengers kicking back, and playing games, well as much as they can with all the arguments breaking out.

They remember who he was not, and try not to remember who he was. May, Ned, and Tony, post IW.

Five times Peter Parker thinks he's figured out something about his relationship with Tony Stark.

While investigating a tip about a drug distribution in Queens, Peter encounters one of Mr. Stark's old enemies with an unhealthy grudge against the billionaire. And when Peter becomes unable to save himself, will Mr. Stark get there in time? (Possibly) better than it sounds? Give it a try please! One-Shot. I wrote this instead of sleeping. T for language. Review please!

Loki Odinson delivers one more lie. (Post-Infinity War.)

Jason caught Nico digging some graves, a hilarious conversation ensues. Also, why does he have his own grave? (Crack, I wrote this when I was bored okay?, small mention of Jercy/Solangelo)

"Sometimes he wishes he could go back in time and change everything that has happened." In which help comes from the most unexpected places (or people). Peter POV, foundations of MichellexPeter, Infinity War Spoilers!

Peter's class is going on a field trip to the Avengers Tower and he's finally getting the tour he always wanted.

Between breaths, the Avengers are far more human. (Ignoring Civil War because all I want is peace and Domestic!Avengers.)

'Michelle cursed herself for not realizing it sooner.' A short little ficlet where Michelle finds out about Peter's... extracurricular activities and comforts him in the aftermath of the events of Infinity War. Thougtfullness with some good ol' angst/drama? (difference?) and a bit of fluff at the end. Disclaimer: I don't own any Avengers characters... last I checked. Enjoy!

...and the one time he didn't have to. Complete.

After their twelfth birthday, people begin to discover their Soul Links: ways in which they can identify their soulmate. For some, this day can't come soon enough. But for Annabeth Chase, she dreads the day her Soul Link will appear, especially when it comes in the form of electric blue hair! Soulmate AU for Phantom Phoenix as part of the Feast of Fortuna 2017, focuses on Percabeth

Annabeth Chase is a smart, quiet girl who has a special talent. Percy Jackson is a oblivious, popular swimmer. Their names were never in the same sentence, so how did they suddenly become so close? And why did Annabeth suddenly disappear?

(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL

When Nico writes a book that gets published, it soon gets turned into a movie that Will Solace, American sweetheart, stars in as the main character, Nate Castiline. The thing is, Nico has been in love with Will as an actor for years and Will has been a huge fan of the author for almost as long. But there's a catch: nobody knows that Nico's the author.

Peter Parker believes that life might go back to how it normally is - swinging about rooftops and handing in Maths homework; Michelle Jones hopes that life will go back to how it used to be - before she had a major crush on Peter Parker. But life is not nearly so simple. Spideychelle, COMPLETE - Part 2 of 'The Spider Chronicles' series.

Hey Liz, Apparently, I'm the captain of the Decathlon team. Or something. I was just wondering if you had any quizzes or guides that I could use. Thanks, MJ

Percy Jackson's the kid in highschool who always wears over-sized beanies, with not a single strand of hair showing. He also uses hoodies and slouches to hide himself and well, he's pretty much the loser of the school. Annabeth? Well, she's dating the bassist of the band Golden Time, Luke Castellan, she is popular, smart, and gorgeous. How do these two collide? Percabeth. AU.

Annabeth thought she was right on track until the universe just decided to give her a red string that just so happened to link to her best friend, forcing her to face her dormant feelings and effectively screwing up her life for good. [soulmate au :: percy/annabeth]

In which Percy and Annabeth are soulmates who've given up the search, but end up finding each other anyway. [mortal au, percy/annabeth]

He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? / Holly Short is an overworked, underpaid barista at Root's hipster coffee shop. Artemis Fowl the Second is a reluctant student in search of "proper" coffee. Cue the Coffee Shop AU.

in which Annabeth and Percy meet while waiting in line for a certain jolly fat man in red [percabeth au/one-shot]

annabeth likes percy, percy likes grey wind, and grey wind doesn't like typhoon. it's ridiculously, almost comically, tangled, because annabeth is grey wind and percy is typhoon. /a percabeth superhero au/

Deadpool and Spiderman have... an arrangement. One that involves a little sex and a lot of secrets. Peter was content with it, until he finds out that Deadpool's interested in getting to know the kid behind the mask. M for language and sex. LOTS of sex. Sort of graphic sex actually, in many locations and in a fair amount of different positions. Surely NOT for the weak of heart.

in which Annabeth freaks out about a blue streak in her hair caused by her soulmate's decision to dye his hair today [percabeth soulmates au]

in which Percy falls over and hits his head because he was too busy staring at Annabeth [percabeth au/one-shot]

Nico di Angelo. The name evokes a sense of courage and gentleness with a sort of fierce strength as well. His last name means angel, and certainly Nico has lived up to his title. And yet...Nico hates himself. This is the aftermath. This is the story of how he feels. Nico di Angelo now wants to become part of what his father rules over. His father, however, has a different plan.

Percy Jackson- The jock who has every girl begging to be with him. Annabeth Chase- The outcast nerd who beleives love is for something in the movies, not real life. Though both of them are polar opposites, and have almost nothing in common, Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase unexpectedly fall in love...but as they say, "nothing good lasts forever..."

"What?" he said in a teasing tone. "Am I distracting you with my gorgeous body?" She offered the boy an indifferent shrug. "No, the amount of stupid radiating off of you is threatening to choke me." OR, Annabeth has a secret and Percy is the spawn of Satan. AU. One-shot. Percabeth. Nominee for the Multifandom Award.

Overdone, I know. Percy, Thalia and Nico are brought up on Olympus. When they are 14, they are taken to Camp Half-Blood. With three gods watching over them, how much damage can they cause? A lot, apparently... RICK RIORDAN OWNS EVERYTHING BUT THE PLOT!

What happens when our favorite Demigods go shopping? Rating: T for a few swear words throughout nothing to big through

See Inside for Prompt / "A person's a person, no matter how small," Horton says. Will glances down at Nico, grinning. "Guess what, Nico? A person's a person, no matter how small." / Fluffy. After the war. Solangelo.

Percy and Jason don't particularly like each other. One is the outcast, the other is the perfect person and student. But when they are chucked together in an unexpected turn of events, will they learn to work together, or will they sink in the pool of hatred? Jercy!Bromance

The camp are planning a surprise party for Percy's 17th birthday when Hera and Aphrodite show up and the camp gets to view some of the pieces of the 7's quest from the moment the Greeks landed in New Rome. This isn't a one shot btw :) thanks to anyone who reviews! Spoiler Alert, duh!

Tales the shenanigans that take place in Camp Half-Blood, after all of the quests and near-death experiences. Includes Solangelo, Percabeth and just plain demigod awesomeness.

Leo dares Nico to start a YouTube channel, letting Leo edit all the videos. What could go wrong? A lot, actually. [A lot o people ask u 2 read the story despite the summary, I hope u look in2 this a little, but I understand if you're not interested. U have the right 2 u opinion. Percabeth, Caleo, Frazel, Jasper, Theyna, & Solangelo. For the love of life & PJO! Love you, 3 :) ]

There is an unexpected visit from the son of Apollo. At first, Nico wants to hide from the Healer. But then he figures that even he himself needs to have fun once in a while.

"Jason said that you could know where the spirit of a person is only by having its name and things like that. I just want to know what field she's in, alright?" Leo admitted. "I can summon her" Nico blurted out. Co-written with DWGolondor.

I love my parents. They should be happy and have friends. But when your parents become best friends with the mother of James Potter, your annoying, lazy, infuriating, arrogant, childish prat of an ex-boyfriend, and invite them to spend the Christmas holidays with your family, you start to question the relativity of happiness. Right before you lose your sanity, of course.

Bruce meets a young man named Peter in a bookstore. A young man who seems to be researching how radiation can be used to enhance the human body. "That sounds like a terrible idea. How about we...um...get some coffee and talk about it?"

"His hand was a little bigger than hers." Because like anything else, their love wasn't perfect. Soulmate AU.

Percy has been perving on the librarian for three years now. Okay, not perving. Maybe perving is the wrong word. Falling utterly and completely in love? That might be the right way to put it. Percy has spent three years falling utterly and completely in love with Annabeth Chase.

she's wanted to tell jason she loves him since the day they met, only maybe, she thinks, she'll save it for later. (only, later might never come around for them.) /a semi-canon rewrite of the heroes of olympus. multiple pairings.

The Traitor's heart ache, the Winner's regretted win, the Monster's killing throb, the Lover's grope vehemence, the Brother's guilty knowledge, the Murder's inherited execute, and the Leader's sore recompense.

Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are soul mates. They know this because the small timers on their inner wrists tell them that they are meant to be. In theory, it will be easy for Annabeth to keep up the wall that surrounds her heart and stop herself from falling for Percy. In execution? Well, that's a completely different story. Cover art by magnssen. Story by Ananbeth and rongasm.

Wrath, Gluttony, Pride, Envy, Greed, Lust, Sloth- the Seven Sins of Purgatory. In this tale, we show a glimpse of these sins within Will Solace and Nico di Angelo. However, when it comes to these two, these woeful emotions don't seem quite so sinful. Established Solangelo, Private School! AU, Fluff, Light smut.

They run into each other at the county fair, and it's been a while. This is a story about coming to terms with the end of senior year, rekindling old friendships through study sessions, getting philosophical on Ferris wheels, and falling in love of the midst of it all. AU.

Christmas at the burrow with the Potters, Weasley's, Lupin and Sirius starts out like any other year. Until a strange present arrives followed by strange visitors.

For Rose Weasley, her father will always be her first pick. (Rated T for language)

College life was a bit lonelier for Annabeth than she'd predicted. Percy had been an unexpected addition to her life, but after watching him wear himself out on his long shifts at Starbucks and dealing with his abusive stepfather, she realized he might have needed her more than she'd originally thought. AU, Slightly OOC. Percy/Annabeth.

Lily Evans is NOT happy when she finds out who the new Head Boy is. But why is he acting so… mature? Amidst crazy teachers, shooting stars and snowball fights, Lily discovers that sometimes what we want least in life is exactly what we need most.

The gods offered Percy godhood. He said no. They don't accept that. How will Percy deal with not only having immortality being forced on him, but becoming essentially the gods' plaything? Or so it seems. Because he has more power over them than he realizes, and he can send Heaven and Earth down to its knees single-handedly. Polympians.

She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.

"What's a soul mate?" One question from a girl, leaves Percy trying to give his best explanation of one. "Well, it's like a best friend. It's the one person that knows you better than anyone else. It's someone who makes you a better person-because they inspire you." Little does he know that a certain daughter of Athena is eavesdropping on the entire conversation. Percy/Annabeth.

long after the Giant war, four demigods go searching for lost relics of the legion but instead only find an old woman with nothing but her stories to share. and maybe that's better than what they expected. [hazel-centric, multiple pairings.]

A couple of extra presents under the tree, eggs being found in bushes where they weren't hidden, and coins appearing under pillows without explanation. Parents aren't stupid; they know the Guardians are real. They just never say so.

When his laughter, her favorite kind, rumbles throughout her body, it's infectious because suddenly summer's looking a lot better than it did twenty-four hours ago. Fluff.

Being the most wanted assassin in the world might be bad for some people, but Percy Jackson seems pretty proud of it. He's flawless…until the day Annabeth Chase sees him kill her father and he has no choice but to take her captive. Now when her ex-boyfriend in the FBI is looking for her, Percy is in more danger than ever.

maktub :: it is written :: everyone's life is affected by Fate, and percy jackson is no exception. [AU, percy/rachel, percy/annabeth. :: written for the AU oneshot competition on OPAC. ]

The 39 Clues characters find Facebook! Cue the hilarity!

"Considering the four points I've made in this essay, I'd say . . . " Dan's seventh-grade class assignment was simple: all he had to do is create a report on a topic he felt strongly about. And that is EXACTLY what he did.

Six years before the clue hunt. Amy and Dan spend some "quality time" with their cousins, the Kabras. Mischief and hilarity ensues as the cousins come together to fight a common enemy.

What happens when the Cahills read fanfictions? Will Dan stop falling off of his chair? Will Natalie's personal maid ever find the ability to ignore the screams coming from her mistress' room? To answer these questions, READ!

What all Amian fans wished for in "Fireworks" and didn't get. WARNING: Contains spoilers from Rapid Fire "Fireworks".

She looked into his eyes. "No." "Why?" he asked, amused. "Because I said so," she answered. "And since when do I listen to you?"

"You finally ready to trust me?" "Never, Cobra," he hisses, "but it looks like I don't have much of a choice now, do I?"

A summer storm ruins any plans that the occupants of the Burrow may have, but with it comes a unexpected arrival. With it, comes James Potter. Alive and well. Set after GoF.

AU. Percy, Annabeth, Nico, and Thalia all buried their future ambitions in a box at camp in third grade. Years later, they come back to uncover what they had written twelve years before. Percabeth Fluff, twoshot

James Potter died on October 31, 1981. But when, nearly six years later, Lord Voldemort invokes an ancient magic to restore himself to a body, James is drawn back into a world where everything he knows is gone, and everyone he cares about thinks him dead

Mix: 1 portion each of mystery, mayhem, and murder. Add: James, Lily, spies, school, and sarcasm. Stir in: 1 tablespoon each of chaos and enmity. Blend using: sense of humor and ability to read. Serve: shaken, not stirred...

A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.

Complete and Revised.AU.After an odd sighting on the full moon, Remus begins to realize his what he's believed for five years isn't quite accurate. With a little help from Dumbledore, Sirius is set free and the Marauders attempt to raise Harry. Pre-DH.