Hi! Welcome to my profile! I've decided to start writing again, so I'm offically taking Heir of All off of adoption and off of hiatus. Well, I read mostly Harry Potter and I only have ever made a succesful attempt at writing HP stuff, and by successful I mean I got past Chapter One without deleting the whole thing. Umm, also, I am American so don't expect me to British-fy my stuff, I say mom, not mum, I say ass, not arse, I say fuck, not bloody hell or whatever.

Loves:

Harry/Tonks (Only if done well, I don't like how she's like some 20 something yr old sex fiend attacking innocent 15 yr old Harry)

Harry/Katie Bell (Only one good one by the way.)

Draco/Ginny (Yep... don't ask, found one good one fell in love)

James/Lily (The parents not the kids you sick freaks!)

Dr. Pepper!

I Don't Mind:

Harry/Ginny (it's canon)

Ron/Hermione (Once again, canon

Hate:

Slash. (Can't say I like gay porn which is what they ALL turn into eventually. If you can show me one good slash fic with no porn, I'll change that statement. Okay, somebody responded to that and I will revise it to a lot of fics turn into gay porn, and I still don't like gay porn.)

Ships with Harry's a girl or something like that

Snape/anyone

Voldie/Anyone

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