I'm a grown woman who enjoys writing fanfic. Nice start, eh? Really grips you, gets you reading more. Well, here are the things that make it really tough for me to get anything written:

1) First lines. They're awful. You get the right first line and you're set for about twenty pages. You get the wrong first line, you're screwed by page 5.

2) Titles. Good God, titles. Just try to write a good line when your fic has a stupid title.

3) Character names. I think this is why I like fanfiction. The suckers are already named for me.

I have a few higher ed degrees but make very little money, and therefore I amuse myself with stuff I can do at home-- writing, video games, anime. I'm not cool, but if you saw me in the world, you'd think I was. This leads to many unfixable misunderstandings with actual cool people.

FAVORITE THINGS THAT MIGHT TURN INTO FICS: X-Files (Mulder/Scully); FFXII (Basch/Ashe); RuroKen (Kenshin/Kaoru, Sano/Meg); House, M.D. (Cameron/Chase, House/Wilson); Samurai Champloo (OT3 with MuFuJin)

SUPERNATURAL HAS EATEN ME IT IS ALL ABOUT DESTIEL RIGHT NOW omg. My very first slash ship, aren't y'all proud?

So of course, Tumblr happened. There, I am ghuune.