What if Clarrise visits Joseph after turning him down at the table setting selection in the ballroom? How will they figure out how to continue together? M rated story.

Sometimes even a queen has a daring moment.

*UPDATE by pixieelegance. Posted here, and separately as "If Nobody Noticed."* A pair of light-hearted moments between Clarisse and Joseph. I probably could write a more detailed summary, but then it might be longer than the story.

A sequel to "Just Friends" (which should be read first) spanning the years as love and friendships intertwine. Includes Rupert.

Joseph is going to dinner. Clarisse is staying home - a sad excuse for a summary, I know. Really, it's just a bit of fluff to provide some Clarisse-and-Josephness.

Ah, the things we do for love. A little something based on an idea that MJLupin had.

Would it fall to a Queen to conduct an interview? Let's just assume it might, at least if it were for a very important position because, as it happens, this is a story about the Queen conducting an interview to fill a very important position.

Clarisse and Joseph risk the future of the Monarchy when they give in to their love.

A series of firsts for Clarisse & Joseph

A Vampire Joe story for Halloween! Actually, Joe is just pretending, but he still scares the you-know-what out of Clarisse. More fluffy, toothache-generating sweetness than a pumpkin-shaped bucket of Halloween candy. In fact, I can't even believe I'm posting it. Includes Rupert, Priscilla, and Olivia.

Rupert's eye wanders, and Joseph catches it. But despite how that sounds, Rupert is a good guy in this story.

*Done! Last chapter is up.* A threat to the Crown, a palace on lockdown, a secret passageway - it all makes for a rather exciting summary, but it isn't long before it's just another Clarisse and Joseph story.

"More chivalrous to my mind. But don't hurt him too much. I care about him, you know. Even though I don't always like him. I wouldn't want him hurt…too badly..." Clarisse and Joseph let their guard slip. M-rated one-shot for Wild Mei Ling (and all her help).

A little introspection by Rupert as he considers his wife's relationship with her bodyguard. (And my version of Rupert doesn't handle introspective moments so well.) Clarisse and Joe are in here as well, although Joe is probably wishing he were somewhere else.

Why they do the things they do...even when they don't want to.

She was silent – they both were - as they contemplated his words. He knew why she'd picked up on that, and he couldn't blame her for it. She was right. He felt a growing sickness in his stomach, and the guilt he'd been feeling was instantly replaced with panic.

I've been in the mood to write, but my muse's attention span has been pretty short lately. So here is our compromise: a haphazard collection of teeny stories. Most are one-hundred words; most are Clarisse and Joseph. They're posted in the order I wrote them, with no respect to any kind of timeline. Includes Mia and Rupert. *CHAPTER 15 added.*

Oh, gosh, I forgot to come up with a summary. Okay. So...it's Valentine's Day. Since Clarisse and Joseph are both in a bad mood, they decide to be miserable together. How's that?

"Oh when we were younger, and we would go to bed at the beach house, mama and Joe would have one of those bottles of wine and talk politics. And my goodness did they disagree." Pierre laughed, "I'd awake to – friendly – raised voices." A gift for Wild Mei Ling, who let me steal a brilliant idea. Definitely an M rating, I don't know what has come over me.

"She looked up to see him at the back of the room, and the tiny nod was all she needed to know that she could get through this, that she could go one day to the confessional but now the only option was deceit." Clarisse can't escape the lies she has to tell. Adult themes, but I don't know if it constitutes an M.

"She knew she would never caress its soft face or feel its tiny heart flutter under her hand. For a moment, as she stalled in the middle of the vast crowd, she pictured it like it could have been – the three of them, a house by the sea, happiness and quiet laughter and days in bed. She would never know that though and the agony of it made her want to scream." Very A.U. C&J.

She caressed his cheek as she softly spoke. "I came as soon as I heard." She paused, thinking about her next words carefully. "You should have sent for me." Joseph has always been the constant in her life, the man Clarisse has depended on. This is a time that he needed her.

"His entire body language changed in the instant the door fell open. Perhaps it would be imperceptible to anyone else but Magda suspected the only person who didn't realise it was her brother himself." Joseph falls sick, prompting his sister to visit the palace.

Clarisse? Check. Joseph? Check. Gratuitous fluff involving a thwarted romantic encounter, a queen who's tired of being good, and a pop song title? Check. Alright then, since it looks like we've got everything we need...

More of a snippet than a story, and just for fun. Clarisse's first impression of Joseph. Can be paired with "Awkward."

Set in San Francisco, just after Mia's first Independence Day Ball. The princess is far too keyed up to even think about going to bed. The queen is having trouble thinking of anything else.

A picture's worth a thousand words, and she's got TWO pictures! This story is the written version of what the camera captured, only in way more than the allotted thousand words per photograph. Rupert and the princes are also included in this story.

What if Mia's knack for getting into awkward situations was hereditary? What if Clarisse once found herself in a closet with a man who was not her husband? Just a little jealousy-fueled silliness.

Clarisse and Joseph and an idea about how their professional relationship began to evolve into friendship.

Complete. The backstory of 'When Kneazles Attack.' Set during Voldemort's first reign.

Nearly a year after the passing of King Rupert (may he rest in peace), Clarisse starts to "lose it" just a little bit. Joseph helps her "find it." In the process, they consider whether there may ever be a time to redefine the friendship they have maintained for so many years.

Clarisse and Joseph share a special night before the rush of the Christmas activities. As always, I make no money from this and the words to "O Holy Night" are most assuredly not mine. Merry Christmas everyone.

Joe has to search for Clarisse's green on St. Patrick's Day.

Joseph takes care of Clarisse when she gets sick.

For Joseph, 24 hours can be a lifetime or a blink of time. Warning: This story contains brief glimpses of torture. If you find violence of this type repugnant, please do not read.

Not all is bliss in Genovia after Clarisse and Joe have married. Guess which ghost from the past reappears to make trouble? C&J of course, as well Mia, Nicholas and Rupert. I've posted the last chapters today. Thanks for your patience and enjoy the end!

Joe is acting differently, or so Charlotte says. He is acting like a bastard, or so the guards complain. When his bad attitude affects the Queen, Joe is in trouble.

A short little story inspired by a wonderful fiddle. Joseph and Clarisse share a romantic encounter and confess their love - sweet and sentimental.

Minerva's been struck by 4 Stunners, Severus informs Alastor who in turn notifies the rest of the Order...see their thoughts about the attack against MM and how they believe the news will affect Albus. ADMM

Clarisse and Joseph. Married, happy, and well...it's mature love. It's M, It's M for a reason, and if you don't like C&J lovin, then this isn't for you.

Once upon a time...

This is a story that gives glimpses into our favorite characters past, present and future starting from the moment Clarisse asks Joseph to marry her.

A role reversal story. King Joseph falls for his housekeeper... a certain Clarisse!

Set between the movies...Clarisse finds herself needing her head of security in more ways than one.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi breaks tradition, allowing herself to not only find true Genovians, but also her true self. FINISHED.

Joseph takes Clarisse out on a drinking date.

It's dawn! And done! Please review!

Clarisse & Joseph: A 'first kiss' challenge response AU bad Joseph & a nasty Clarisse, you have been warned!

A oneshot moment Mia witnesses Clarisse being spontaneous and romantic. CJ of course!

this is a C&J one-shot, where Mia finds out about Joe and Clarisse. it's fun, just give it a go! i love writing about these two, they tottaly rule!

A silly ClarisseJoe story courtesy of Posh & Stoneygem. WARNING: If you take this story seriously, you only have yourself to blame...

The aftermath of a silly argument Clarisse & Joseph... one shot nonsense!

A short, silly, festive diary piece based on the Clarisse & Joe from PD2.

1944, McGonagall’s 7th year at Hogwarts, and Tom Riddle’s 2nd. What happens when Riddle gets a crush on Minerva, but she’s only interested in her Transfiguration teacher, Albus Dumbledore? MMAD pairing. Compleated 111303

Another Response to the Duelling challenge. Hogwarts is holding a duelling contest. Now in the dreamfinal, it is Minerva McGonagall against Albus Dumbledore. Who is going to win? And how?