Here's some random quotes I've collected (I have a lot of them). Some of these I really do know who said them but the names are on a floppy disk at home and they didn't save to the cd I tried to save them to.

I don't argue with idiots because they drag me down to their level and beat me with experience.

Don't argue with me. I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with my pet fish Mervin. (This was my response to the previous quote. : D)

Mrs. Weasley let out a shriek just like Hermione's.
"I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!"
"What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours?" said George indignantly, as his mother pushed him aside and flung her arms around her youngest son. (I think that's my favorite Harry Potter quote ever.)

Honey, guys are always saying stupid things. It's when they talk too smooth that you run the other way. If they say something that they shouldn't, then you know they're real.-I forgot

Laughter is tolife what shock absorbers are to automobiles. It won't take the potholes out of the road, but it sure makes the ride smoother.-Barbara Johnson

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice; then sit back and wonder how the hell you got grape juice.-Unknown

You ever feel like the world's a giant game of musical chairs and the music has stopped and we're the only ones without chairs?-Unknown

The degree of one's emotion varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts-the less you know the hotter you get.-Unknown

I reject your reality and substitute my own.-Adam ? (the red-head in Mythbusters)

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.-Unknown