Hitler the duckhide bio
 Author has written 27 stories for TV X-overs, Steven Universe, Marvel, WATAMOTE/ワタモテ, Misc. Movies, Spider-Man, Misc. Cartoons, X-overs, My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア, Star Wars, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Schindler's List, Kamen Rider, Teletubbies, Sonic the Hedgehog, Misc. Tv Shows, Egyptian Mythology, King Of The Hill, Garfield, Wicker Man, Anime X-overs, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Batman, Muppet Show, Harry Potter, The Room, 2003, Space Jam, and Misc. Books. I don't pretend to be retarded, retarded pretends to be me |
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Kamen Rider Build: Evolt's Bloody Fairytales by Ri2 reviews
Out of boredom, Evolt has decided to relate some of his species' most popular myths and legends to the cast of Build and a viewing audience. Whether or not they want to hear these stories is, of course, completely irrelevant.
Kamen Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 150,542 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 5/4
Kamen Rider Zero-One: Secretary Special by Ri2 reviews
Izu is many things. A hard-working HumaGear. A perfect secretary. A loyal friend and companion. What she most certainly is NOT is a Kamen Rider. Or at least, not until now.
Kamen Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,022 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/31 - Complete
Kamen Rider Ex-Aid 'Tricks' Bonus Stage: Quiz Chronicle by Ri2 reviews
After a tough battle, Emu decides to finally ask Poppy on a date. Unfortunately, the happy moment is ruined when a certain 'god' comes back from the dead once more to challenge him to a test of wits to earn the right to Poppy's hand. Can Emu best Ultimate Final Super Great Neo-Shin Kuroto Dan GOD's most irritating challenge yet? With your help, he just might!
Kamen Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 428,618 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 5/31/2018 - Complete
Space niggas by LuvWriting7564 reviews
spick gose on a v impotrnt mishun
Star Trek: Discovery - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 4/27 - Ash T., Michael B., Spock, C. Pike
You are a Bold One by Wario the TableMan reviews
A humble retelling of one of the greatest exchanges in cinematic science fiction.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/1 - Obi-Wan K., General Grievous, Nute Gunray
Kamen Rider Feral! by PHANTOMKNIGHTMARE47 reviews
When Giganidas and his cronies attack Creepypasta City, my OC, Jason Blackgrave, must become it's savior! OCxOC, JeffxOC, EJxNina, Bloody PainterxJudge Angel, TobyxClockwork, etc
Crossover - X-overs & Kamen Rider - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/6/2019 - Published: 6/24/2019
Hank Hill vs Double D by Big Boy Writer reviews
Thing's take a weird turn for Hank when he is invited to speak in front of a class.
Crossover - King Of The Hill & Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2019 - Edd, Marie - Complete
100 Orange Juice by Erman Bullock reviews
Probably the best glass of orange juice I have ever had
100% Orange Juice - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/27/2019 - OC
Daddy Bill Clinton meets Wendy Corduroy by Big Boy Writer reviews
Hey everyone! It's Daddy Bill again, and I have another sexy story for you all! This time, I made my way down to Gravity Falls!
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2019 - Grunkle Stan, Wendy - Complete
Star and the Sleep Ogre by Big Boy Writer reviews
Star is having a sleep over! What could go wrong? ...A lot. A lot can go wrong.
Crossover - Shrek & Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2018 - Shrek, Star B., Pony Head, Jackie L. T. - Complete
Steven gets Tendies! by Big Boy Writer reviews
Hello! I'm Steven Universe! And I like Tendies! I sure am a big boy! Read this story, and get 10 Big Boy Points!
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/23/2018 - Published: 6/22/2018 - Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U. - Complete
Respect the Pouch by Darfur Maxx reviews
Or die.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2018 - OC - Complete
Through the Deserts of Destiny by FrogLoveGuru reviews
Jack has finally found a soulmate in Ashi, but can he finally feel happiness again?
Samurai Jack - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2017 - Jack, Aku, Ashi - Complete
Chronicles of Jeff by shadowdemigod666 reviews
My name is jeff
Crossover - Flintstones & JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2017
Zarya bullies me by Clodd Howard reviews
I go to scool n get bullied by zarya from overwatch :(
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2016 - Aleksandra Z./Zarya - Complete
Sonic and The Great War by KiritoxAsuna2002 reviews
Sonic and Tails have to go to ponyville to help fight in the great war. Will they survive? RATED M FOR SEX
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 7/12/2014
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Narutasha vs The Sailors: The Fight for Freedom! by KiritoxAsuna2002 reviews
Narutasha fights the sailors from Sailor Moon to save the president! Will she succeed? Rated M for sex!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2014
One Love A Space Jam Romance by winterghhosts reviews
Sasuke Uchiha faces his worst enemy, Michael Jordan, only to find himself deeply in love.
Crossover - Naruto & Space Jam - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Sasuke U.
Michael Jordan's vs Osama Bin Laden: Dawn of the Chinese Imperalists by TimmyDeer reviews
This is a story about Michael Jordan teaming up with a group of unlikely heroes to defeat Osama Bin Laden's ferocious basketball team...Does Jordan still have what it takes 8000 years in the future to defeat the ultimate terrorist and reclaim Basketball as a sport for America?
Crossover - X-overs & TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Complete
Spiderman Gets Busy With A Porcupine by LibertyPrimeMkII reviews
Eeeeeeeeeeeyup.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Complete
A Change For Love by The Rape Ape reviews
Cross-over fic. Christopher Robin had enough of the boundaries that kept him from his one true love. He would go so far as to change his name to M.Bison and fight for his lover Pooh. Robin M.Bison x Pooh, SLASH, Male on Male stuffed animal action.
Crossover - Street Fighter & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/4/2010 - M. Bison/Vega (Dictator) - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Joker's true origin story revealed reviews
The true origin story for the Clown Prince of crime has finally come to light. You better believe it.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/5 - Complete
Zoo Wee Mama: American Badass
When the president's daughter is kidnapped, the only man who can save her is the hero, Zoo Wee Mama! I'm not responsible for any STDs you might get from reading this story
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Published: 8/18 - Complete
Richard Nixon becomes intimate with a goldfish cracker reviews
Richard Nixon is just having a normal day as the president, but his life changes when he falls in love with a snack food from a goldfish commercial.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12 - Complete
Ultra Super God Wicker Man
Nicholas Cage is being burned alive inside of the Wicker Man but his luck changes when the wooden giant converts into a giant fighting robot for him to pilot and lets him get revenge on these women
Wicker Man - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Published: 7/27 - Complete
Garfield:The final strip
The final chapter to the Greek epic poem known as Garfield. Read at your own risk.
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Published: 7/14 - Garfield, Odie - Complete
I have no propane and I must grill
AM is gleefully torturing his victims as usual but everything changes when a man named Hank Hill shows up to kick his ass!
Crossover - King Of The Hill & Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Published: 7/5 - Complete
Twin Towers x Airplane
Why am I still writing fanfiction?
Egyptian Mythology - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Published: 6/22 - Complete
Martin Luther King Jr gets busy with the Green M&M reviews
Martin Luther King has a dream of a world where blacks and whites can live in harmony. He meets a candy lady who says she can help make that happen.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/28 - Complete
Kamen Rider Fourze goes to Taco Bell reviews
Kamen Rider Fourze eats H.P Lovecrafts brains and discovers new things about life along the way
Kamen Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/10 - Complete
A Sonic fanfiction reviews
This fanfiction will make you appreciate life more
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7 - Complete
Charles Manson vs the Teletubbies reviews
Charles Manson escapes from prison, but now he has a new threat to deal with, the Teletubbies!
Teletubbies - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/1 - Complete
I'm sorry everyone reviews
Woz decides to prove his devotion to his overlord in the only way he knows how. Please accept my apologies.
Kamen Rider - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/29
Reader x It's a suprise reviews
Every second of my life is suffering.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28 - Complete
Michael Jordan kills Hitler reviews
Adolf Hitler comes to the future to rebuild the Third Reich but he is opposed by the lone hero Michael Jordan
Crossover - Schindler's List & Space Jam - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24 - Complete
My meeting with Hirohiko Araki reviews
This is based off of a true story from when I actually got to meet Hirohiko Araki, just so you guys know.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23 - Complete
The life and times of the Age of Consent
This story documents the life of the Age of Consent and her quest to win the heart of her husbando, Chris Hansen.
Crossover - Star Wars & The Room, 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Published: 4/22 - Complete
My Hero Academia: Official Ending (LEAKED) (NOT CLICKBAIT) reviews
The author of My Hero Academia told me the ending to the series and then shot himself. Read this now before Shonen takes this down. I'm super cereal
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19 - Complete
Elliot Rodger x Rouge the bat reviews
Elliot is about to commit his Day of Retribution but is stopped when he meets a beautiful lady named Rouge. Please read this, they say they're gonna break my legs if no one reads this.
Crossover - X-overs & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18 - Complete
Christopher Robin clashes with 30 H's Harry Potter
Two Gods battle for the right to dominate humanity and also William Shakespeare arm wrestles with Elton John somewhere in there I guess
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Published: 4/17 - Complete
Zone-tan bullies me
Zone-tan bullies me, its really hot and sexy, please read it or my master says he will put me back in the cage with no dinner tonight.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Published: 4/15 - Complete
Spider-man vs Kamen Rider Mach reviews
It's exactly what the title says, Spider-man fighting Kamen Rider Mach so if that interests you then by all means read this fanfiction.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Kamen Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14 - Complete
Dunkaccino: Hell on Earth reviews
When Al Pacino rises from Hell to wreak havoc on the human world, the only one who can defeat him is the hero of the cosmos Adam Sandler!
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10 - Complete
Tomoko Kuroki stops a school shooting
When Eric and Dylan show up to Tomoko's school to wreak havoc, Tomoko realizes that stopping this will allow her to become popular and you better bet that she'll become popular.
WATAMOTE/ワタモテ - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Published: 4/4 - Complete
Ronald Mcdonald vs Kermit the Frog
Ronald Mcdonald and Kermit the Frog decide to settle their rivalry by waging glorious war in a battle that shakes the cosmos.
Crossover - TV X-overs & Muppet Show - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Published: 4/4 - Complete
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG reviews
Gwenpool helps Moses part the Red Sea, eats a small child, and goes on a date with Osama Bin Laden
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/3 - Complete
Totally not a shitpost in disguise reviews
Tonight is the night you decide to propose to your girlfriend Spinel. Spinel x Reader
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/2 - Complete
Gem Flavored Pepsi reviews
After Steven leaves Beach City in order to explore the country his car breaks down, but a certain someone shows up to help him out. Steven x Pepsiwoman
Crossover - TV X-overs & Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1 - Complete
