They were created to be used as weapons, but these weapons turned out to have minds, and wills, of their own... Transformers AU, TFs-as-humans, mostly G1-based.

What happens to a Mustang when a garbage truck T bones it at 60 mph? I don't know. Neither did Barricade. Bayverse, post 2007 movie. Reviews are what keeps me going.

Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.

I blame rum and a plot bunny held at gunpoint for this short "thing." Rated M for happy happy joy joy CMO cursing!

A secret admirer offers an acrostic poem about his favorite alluring teammate.

A poem describing John and Shayera's relationship following her long-awaited return.

Ever had a day where you were saved by gigantice robot aliens? Me either. Ever had a day where you felt like picking on some gigantic robot aliens for NOT saving you? I think we can help with that. 2007 Movieverse orientated. WARNING: Crack fic

The moment the portal opened, I knew there was going to be trouble. What I didn't know was there to be a war over a tiny demon and someone taking my place in Spirit World. I hope that Yusuke and the team figure out what's going on before it's too late. Cover created by Shea279

Raph's been an slave for eight years, trapped in an underground world...he didn't know one of his brothers was there too...will he have the strength to save his brother? Does the brother want Raph's help?

Aangus Prime wages his battle to destroy the evil forces of the Firecons! This crossover between "Avatar: The Last Airbender" and "Transformers" is more than meets the eye, it's a parody in disguise! Collect them all!

-Black- There in the desert Johan lamented for any who would hear or take the time to listen, if there were any who could.

Having been banned from Trick-or-treating, Sari is bored out of her mind and decides to pass some time by prank-calling her friends. Co-written with Tehmarishal

While blowing off steam, Hound encounters a human that seems unusually hostile towards Mirage. Curious, Hound follws the boy "home" and the plot only thickens from there. Hound and Mirage. Not slash. Long first chapter.

Nightwind attempts to write Things What Are Short. So, I give you vignettes starring Prowl and Sunfall, my wacky OC. Will contain: Fluff! Romance! Angst! Drama! Humor! Bickering! Will eventually have various ratings, but family-friendly-ish for now.

Starscream meets a fox. Or a human.

Just a one-shot revolving around Victor and Jimmy as kids I did after seeing X-Men Origins:Wolverine. The posse was closing in fast, and with Jimmy collapsed in the snow, Victor was running out of options...

G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system

Or, 28 Twins. IDW-AU. Sideswipe: gung-ho prankster. Sunstreaker: ego-centric sociopath. Inseparable. Unstoppable. Loyal to the end. Or, at least, that’s what everyone thought. Pre-Earth.

Movieverse, oneshot. In this world they all pretend, but the truth is that everyone is an inch from breaking. It’s been four hundred and thirteen days since Mission City, and no one is really okay.

The poetic version of what should hav taken place during Comfort and Joy. BM/WW

G1. 'He wears a big smile and laughs, but I can still hear some of the sadness. Nobody else seems to notice. Perhaps it was there all along.' Bumblebee centric.

-Red- Who am I? I am one of the many, one of the proud, one of the valiant, one of the fallen. I am one of the slain. -Rated for some violence-

Oneshot, G1 crack. After an explosion via Wheeljack, the Autobots have been turned into cuddly organic quadrupeds. Yes, they do fend off a Decepticon attack this way.

Sunstreaker can hardly call himself alive anymore, his thirst for what the gladiatorial ring offers him eclipsing all else. It is only when Sideswipe is hurt that Sunstreaker realizes that the only thing trult keeping him from fading away is his brother.

What did they do to get thrown in the brig? Chapter 3: From the medbay to the brig. It's the medic's turn to get acquainted with the brig.

2007 movie. Post Mission City. Splitting the hair between life and its simulation isn't just a human preoccupation. One-shot featuring Ironhide, Ratchet, and the occasional swear word.

One-Shot. Sunstreaker has lost himself to the thrill of the gladiatorial ring. Through the bond they share as twins, Sideswipe discovers what it feels like to be a ghost.

Random drabbles of the 2007 movieverse. Humor, drama, and everything inbetween. Next Up: Ratchet puts the fear of god into Prowl. Remember to drink your energon, kids!

In all of the years that Ratchet threatened to rebuild them as different things, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker never would have dreamed that he’d actually follow through. They were careless in battle one too many times and Ratchet intends to teach a lesson

G1. Soundwave learns why Bluestreak’s chosen designation in English is Bluestreak. Prompt from the Transformers Random Pairing Generator: Soundwave/Bluestreak/Mouth

G1 Short. The higher ranking the officer, the more omniscient they tend to be.

Ratchet has an interesting medical case today. I don't own Transformers, or any of the characters used in this fic, not even their toys.

Bumblebee continues to struggle with 'HIS' secret. Needing a place to mope, the youngling retreats towards the outlook. Hound, of course, was thinking the same thing. One-shot. Crack-fic off of the 'Promise Not to Tell' story line. 2007verse.

G1 Even Lamborghinis don't last forever.

Any way you looked at it streetlights were truly useless things.

... are closer than they appear. Sometimes, this is troubling. 2007 movie Post Mission City. Bumblebee, Agent Simmons, Optimus Prime. Rating for language and for focus on the movie's theme of torture and those who engage in it.

[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.

Mike's never going to eat peanuts again.

G1. A young Blaster meets the team of miniature mechs who will eventually become his Cassettes. Update 7/09 - fixed the formatting.

Challenge: Write a story that centers around an unusual object in the possession of either the TMNT or Master Splinter. Originally posted at Stealthy Stories. Oneshot.

Mikey keeps a journal. And uses it to figure out things from his brothers, life, to the world top side in his own style. Inspired by Dlvvanzor's Teen Titan fic: What if I told you. Please R&R no flames. Rated for safety.

G1 Sunstreaker and Mirage contemplate a falling star.

G1. Are ‘junkyard dogs’ born or made? A glimpse at the beginnings of two of the most dangerous and misunderstood mechs ever created.

G1: Starscream has a secret carefully hidden away from the Decepticons and Transformers alike, until Megatron suspects him with the help of Soundwave. Will he be able to bear the brunt of the consequences that follow? Epilogue.

[Kakashi]period[Because that is all you'll ever need.] Kakashi grinned under his mask – he loved the Road to Life. Ready yourself for a extravaganza of Crack.

Naruto sends Gaara an email that contains a survey. Trust me, this is funny.

A silly one shot about a screen capture of a certain someone that Mike found from the new CGI TMNT movie, due out in 2007. Rated for a couple of expletives and the liberal use of the word 'butt'.

Seven deadly sins. Four missions gone wrong. Sometimes things don’t always go the way they’re planned. Sometimes you have to deal. Some people do it differently than others. Gaara. Hinata. Ino. Sakura. Shikamaru. Tenten. Temari. Slight InoShika

A missing scene from the season 1 episode Meet Casey Jones

A spoof of Lewis Carroll's Jabberwocky. The boys face off against a frumious MarySue. Rated 'T' for Raph's mouth. [sigh] Received 2nd place for Best Poetry in 2006 Fanfic Comp.

Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.

Short crossover oneshot as Batman meets the Ninja Turtles. None of them are happy about it.

(G1) The Autobots take to the theatre to put on a play for a children's home... Insanity ensues... All Transformers property of HasTak.