Faerie in Combat Boots
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Joined 12-27-05, id: 957877, Profile Updated: 08-12-15
Author has written 7 stories for Corpse Bride, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Lost, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Bloody Jack Adventures.

I am the original Faerie in Combat Boots (don't let the other faeries in combat boots fool you, I'm made of genuine faerie and all natural combat boot)

I have been using this name online since 2003, you can find me under this name on varying forums, websites and chat rooms. I also spell it like this: FaerieInCombatBoots

Visit my blog and my deviantart:

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I started writing poems and stories when I was about 10. I write all kinds of stuff, some of it I will share online and some of it I won't. I believe that writing can be very personal and private, and there are some things we write, that no one else should see, and to share them can be uncomfortable and even annoying to others. One must be mindful of what they publish, and think very carefully about what they want others to see. Some people say "Well fanfiction is about self-expression". Well yes, that is true. But some forms of self-expression are best kept to oneself. Posting certain types of commonly reviled fanfiction, is very much like reading a private diary out loud. I prefer to keep some of my work private, a gift to myself and no one else.

I am brutally honest. If I read something I don't like, I will leave a scathing, often heartless review. What kind of review I leave also depends on the mood I'm in. Sometimes I can be quite gentle with bad writers. My reviews have gained me a few enemies, to be honest. To my detractors, all I can say is: "Take your head out of your ass, and get over yourself. It's just fanfiction.net. Don't like critique? Then GTFO"
I understand, that a lot of people get very personal about their writing, and thus don't take to critique very well. Even I have days where I get a little defensive about my stories, especially when I spend insanely long periods of time working on a single chapter. Not everyone is going to love your work, and if you can't handle critique, then don't post your work. Simple as that.

A few facts about me:

- I'm mixed race. I'm American Indian, Hispanic and White. I have a lot of pride in my mixed heritage, particularly the Abenaki and Mohawk Indian. I used to drum and sing at powwows.

-I'm on the Autism Spectrum. Really. I have something called Non-Verbal Learning Disorder. It is similar to Asperger's.

-I love going to cemeteries, reading, writing, and singing. I also have a penchant for Victorian Postmortem Photography and Squirrels.

-My favorite obsessions are The Lord of the Rings, Repo! The Genetic Opera and Tim Burton Movies. I also like horror movies, Stephen King, and Sririacha sauce.

-I'm in a committed relationship with a sexy metalhead.

-I have a four year old stepdaughter, the daughter of Sexy Metalhead, who has turned my world upside down, but is the joy of my life.

-I'd really like to be published one day, I have some original story ideas, but I don't know if any of that is gonna happen.

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Nonsense and Nonsensibility by bar1scorpio reviews
The Bloody Jack Adventures are set during the Napoleonic Wars, when Jane Austen was first publishing her books and making her splash in the world of fiction. A comment thread on the Bloody Jack Message boards, in which L.A. Meyer confessed to not being a particular fan of the works (or at least, the movies based on said works) inspired this mini fic, as Jacky adds her two cents.
Bloody Jack Adventures - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Complete
I Hate Death Metal by BettyMacabre reviews
A lady who likes to hunt her own prey gets more than she bargained for when she's paid to sleep with Toki Wartooth. BDSM, hetero smut, angry Toki.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Toki W. - Complete
Back to Wonderland by UnicornMachine reviews
Two years after returning from Wonderland, and Alice misses it dearly. Her adventures once she's back in Wonderland. Burton's version.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,083 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 3/7/2010 - [Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp] - Complete
How NOT to write Titanic fanfiction by Fomalhaut reviews
A bunch of craziness I wrote for fun, not to be taken seriously. I added a second chapter of insanity, please forgive me...
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 7/23/2008
Coming Up For Airklok by Citizenjess reviews
"First come the phone calls." Abigail deals with the fallout of "Going Downklok." Spoilers through "Dethdinner."
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Nathan E., Abigail R. - Complete
The Dragon and the Siren by CultOfStrawberry reviews
Zutara, Hades x Persephone inspired. In a land of gods and spirits, Katara is the daughter of the Sea, and Zuko is the powerful and reclusive God of the Fire Realms. Zuko has been pining for her for too long... so he finally takes action.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,362 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
A Mighty Fine Predicament by lovecrumbs reviews
About two weeks after the Opera; Graverobber grudgingly takes Shilo under his wing, and both characters struggle with themseleves, life, new faces, and dark secrets. Nothing is what it seems. Everything is changing. POV of Shilo, GR, and others.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 37,590 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 2/19/2009
Dark on Fire by Cooper Writer Crafter reviews
She supposed there could be more terrible things than an unrequited love...Desire x Nuala x Dream. Rating will change as the story progresses.
Sandman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Dream, Desire
Ten Trips Through Wonderland by AkaiNagi reviews
Alice/Tarrant Ficlets from ElJay's 10Prompts Group. AU for Alice staying in Underland at the end of the movie and becoming part of the White Court.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,479 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Masochismet by Fearful Little Thing reviews
A story told through drabbles/snippets exploring the relationship between Shilo and the Graverobber, complete with creepy overtures, morbid romance, and unrepentant personalities Gr/Sh
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,496 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Shilo, Graverobber - Complete
The Open Door by Hiddeninsnow reviews
The story of a Mary Sue in the world of Repo, A.K.A.: one big parody of the infamous "My Immortal" fan fic.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009
Pigs' Blood by Ariadne'sThread reviews
A high school prank goes badly wrong.
Addams Family - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Wednesday A.
Come What May by melissarxy1 reviews
Completed. Set directly after the Opera, Shilo needs rescuing again. Graverobber/Shilo R&R please
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,149 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
Change the World by Farren O'Blivion reviews
Her heart, her innocence was shattered that night. So this was the world he had kept her from, kept from her? Now... Shilo just couldn't blame him. She's naive, but not stupid. And she needs a teacher, here on the outside. Any takers?
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,975 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009
The Young Ones: Bird by Ferret Coldfinger reviews
Rick finds something in Vyvyan's bed that shouldn't be there, and trys to tell Mike.
Young Ones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2009
RoseTinted Memory by Kage Chikara reviews
Just Columbia's thoughts during Eddie's death. Some things it's hard to make yourself forget about right away.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Culture Clash by Rashaka reviews
[drabble series] Zuko & Katara: The True Hollywood Story! A boy, a girl, and a bit of legal confusion equals a love story so powerful it makes baby!Jesus cry. Or it would, if baby!Jesus existed in Avatarverse.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 8,364 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Zuko, Katara
Til Death Do Us Part by Vicki So reviews
The Avatar and company face their greatest challenge: planning and getting through Zuko and Katara's wedding day! Why oh why couldn't they have just eloped? Comedic drabbles and randomness for everyone who hates weddings! COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 51,281 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
This Is Drive Shaft by robo t reviews
A completely nonsensical crossover between This is Spinal Tap and LOST that documents Charlie's attempts to get the band back together before boarding Oceanic flight 815.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,910 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Charlie, Liam P.
Lessons Relearned by Prince-Mallory reviews
Rated M for later chapters. Jack, an agoraphobic girl with an obsession for making confectionary, has no where else to go and asks to stay with her aunt in london. Much romantic comedy ensues as she is forced to work for her idol. Warning:genderbending
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,810 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 8/28/2005
Writer's Block by AtomicScribble reviews
Pebbles never expected her characters to appear,until one night. They become friends, but then the trouble starts...Blends Phantom of the Opera, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and Corpse Bride. FIN!
Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 34,648 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
People Change by CeraJade reviews
Zuko tries to ambush the Avatar. Aang gets away, but Katara is captured. Can some time spent together change Zuko's heart?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,254 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Zuko, Katara
To Be Loved by Callisto Callispi reviews
On the night of her wedding, Isabelle's eyes open to the brutal and erotic world of her homosexual English husband. WILL NOT BE UPDATED. ONE SHOT.
Braveheart - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Complete
Of cublings, trolls, and other things by Psychodahlia reviews
Nightfall is pregnant and as a result Strongbow has a bad day
ElfQuest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/28/2003
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We'll All Float On: The Domestic Adventures of Jacky Faber reviews
The life and adventures of Jacky Faber after the end of Wild Rover No More. Jacky learns how to be a wife and mother, while trying to stay true to her nature. Can she balance the duties of home and hearth with her duties to Faber Shipping? Will she stay out of trouble? Spoilers for Wild Rover No More, Rated T for some mild sexuality, violence and language.
Bloody Jack Adventures - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 11/30/2014
Stories by the Fire, The HearthSide Edition reviews
Iroh and Zuko are enjoying a cup of tea on Spirit Night when the door crashes open and who should appear? The Gang! And they're ready for more! BACK IN BUSINESS!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,610 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 10/3/2007
Listening to The Dead reviews
Emily's view of her life, her death, afterlife and the whole 'Victor Incident'. Inspired by the book The Lovely Bones. Rated T just in case. UNDERGOING A HUGE RENOVATION
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,172 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Emily
My Hands Are My Eyes reviews
Toph wants to know what those around her look like. So she goes on a mission to find out. I know it sounds done, but just read it.Slight implied tophaang with a little bit of onesided tokka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,305 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Toph - Complete
Stories by the Fire reviews
In honor of Halloween I will have a very special advent. One Avatar style scary story for each day of the month ending on the 31st! All your favorite scary stories rewritten to fit the Avatar world!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 23,744 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
An Interesting Bit From Charlie's Past reviews
When Walt gets bored Charlie decides to reveal a chocolicious morsel of his past. Is he the infamous Charlie Bucket of WOnka fame? Charlie and the Chocolate FactoryLost crossover. Insanity ensues! Short chappies, but they're rather silly. BACK IN BUSINESS
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Charlie
Dr Saruman Wonka reviews
For those who know, the guy who played Willy's dad also played Saruman in LOTR. What if those two personalities meet? A CATCF LOTR crossover. Very funny, very twisted. READ IT! RAted T because of later chapters.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006
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