Hi everyone!

My name is not Akira Redtiger. It's actually...Whatever. If you want to know more about me, here is a little Q&A

Hi Whatever, where are you from?

Bonjour mon cher, I'm from France.

Why do you write in English, then?

'cause I want to. Seems legit.

Have you ever eaten snails?

Yes, it's damn good.

By the way, is this you on your profile picture?

Nope. It's my character, whose name you will discover if you read my story And you can find my incredibly talented friend's drawings on her official Facebook page, KillJoy Draws.

What are you currently writing?

One story for now, on Avengers. It's about a weird dimension, way too many names, Australian snakes and some bizarre tales. Basically, it's messed up.

What is your favorite word?

Prosopopeia.

Why did you write an FAQ? It is some sort of spiritual introspection?

Nah, I was procrastinating on paperwork.

Talking about procrastination, here are some nice quotes:

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much — the wheel, New York, wars and so on — whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man — for precisely the same reasons."

Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series

"Close your eyes. Count to one. This is how long forever feels." Kurzgezagt, on Optimistic Nihilism.

"Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit." You're damn right, Oscar Wilde.