Demented Little Angel
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Joined 01-28-06, id: 979704, Profile Updated: 08-02-08
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

Demented Little Angel here and as the name suggests I look far too innocent and nice to be into the stuff that I am.

Unfortunately I have a very low tolerance of just about anything I don't like, but the things I do like I stick by for a long time with way too much dedication to be healthy XP but so is life.

I read mostly naruto fanfics but I wonder into other animes and mangas as well when I've just finished watching that series and am in denial that it's over.

My fav naruto pairings are (now this is gonna sound very pathetic btw)

any guy in the naruto series/naruto

I don't now why but after reading so many yaoi fanfics I can't even read a het fic anymore without being turned off by it within a chapter or two. I've honestly tried and I just can hardly stomach it, it's bad enough that some of the books we have to read for school have that mushy romance stuff in it (and you can imagine it ain't no yaoi).

I adore all things odd, strange and weird. If you think you're slightly off your rocker (or don't even have one in the first place) then talk to me cause I thoroughly adore talking to new non-normal people)

I tend to be rather open to people but about whether or not I'm telling the truth, that's for you to judge.

A quick note for everyone; sometimes it's better to just let yourself be told what you want to hear rather than hearing the truth and questioning it.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (so everyone says)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

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Legacy of the Uzumaki by SlashnYaoi reviews
UP FOR ADOPTION The Uzumaki had been the favored of the God Inari and now the gifts have re-awakened in Naruto. Watch as becomes a legend, changing into something decidedly more foxy. Yaoi!Harem, Uke/Seme!Naruto. First chapter dedicated to warnings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,339 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 2/9/2010 - [Naruto U., Ibiki M.]
Dark and Light by Pleasedial123 reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3306 - Favs: 10,181 - Follows: 5,617 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Huntress by Saria19 reviews
AU Whatif fic. Naruto and Sasuke have finally left Konoha. As they go through trials to find the true murderer of the Uchiha, new dangers make themselves new.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 80,880 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Naruto U.
Life of Uzumaki Naruto by VenomLord reviews
At the age of 5 Naruto has a tragic encounter with the Villagers of Konoha. During which he meets the Kyubi for the first time, and changes his life forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 346,148 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 3,253 - Follows: 2,567 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Anbu and the Teacher by just a rambling romantic reviews
ANBU in training Sasuke is sent to be the assistant DADA teacher at Hogwarts, his job is made increasingly harder considering his training master, dubbed 'Yuubisan', is his only companion. [AU, HP crossover, NARUSASU, YAOI!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,225 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Restoration of Faith by karrafear reviews
SEQUAL to Faith in Humanity Naruto OOC PG13. After Sandaime’s death, Naruto made a promise to himself to defy his own destiny and pursue a future that will lead to freedom and happiness. Chapters 35: Ending of this chapter in my life. STORY NOW COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 391,001 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Complete
Manic Ward by Stray Dog Strut reviews
It's all in his head. There is no such thing as ninjas or jutsu, chakra or Hokage. There is only white rooms, men with sedatives, and this cold truth called reality. AU SasuNaru and other pairings. Rating subject to change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Naruto U.
Collision Course by MaxFic reviews
Harry is raised in Konoha with his Cousin Naruto, how different will things be when Harry and Naruto end up in Hogwarts together. HarryGinny NarutoHinata: On Hiatus
Crossover - Naruto & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 144,995 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Shadow Fox by Sigfried27 reviews
Naruto runs away feeling guilty about Sasuke's supposed death, what will he learn and where will he end up. Read it, because you never thought that there would be a NaruKin story with over a thousand reviews.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Naruto U., Kin T.
How We Survive: Winds of Change by twighlightshadow reviews
For Harry Potter, returning to Hogwarts means many things: food and a warm place to sleep, a strange mix of laughter and peril, and divulging a secret. Danger is on its way. Sequel to How We Survive: The Runaway. Welcome back to Hogwarts, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,544 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Living Behind a Mask by Synica reviews
What if the mask Naruto wore to hide the pain of his childhood hid much more than that? NarutoxFemale Kyubi. WARNING! Angst is an understatment. Don't like OOC, then don't read. Minor Sakura bashing. Story Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,524 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Scars of Life by lilvtshadow reviews
Before the finals of the Chuunin Exams Naruto has changed greatly.What will happen now? Then after that it takes place 2 years later. NaruTen. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,656 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/5/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
On His Own Terms by Snitwick reviews
Long ago Naruto made Sakura a promise to bring Sasuke back. He's determined never to give up, even if he tears them both apart in the process. ItaNaru. Spoilers up to chapter 303. Character death. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 5094 - Favs: 10,059 - Follows: 2,575 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Public Bathing by rosesareblue reviews
Naruto and Sasuke go to a public bathhouse. But a certain blond ninja is acting a little strange... Warning: Not for those who are anti-Naruto-molesting. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 201 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
How to charm a dragon by Skysha-Tranqui reviews
[REWORKED - COMPLETED]A twist on an old tale. Harry is part-veela, but he isn't exactly comfortable with his new heritage. Will be HDslash. r&r please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 73,343 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/10/2005 - Published: 11/29/2003 - Complete
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Seeing the Light and Darkness that comes with it reviews
What if there was a secret....Naruto's secret. What if everything everyone knew about him was a lie. Worst of all.... what if someone found out about this secret? DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Documentaries on the Naruto gang reviews
First of this selection of documentaries will be part 1 of the Uchiha sasuke documentaries where you will learn the true Sasuke. All of it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/27/2006
Revenge reviews
What would happen after Sasuke betrayed Konoha? Would everything go back to normal? Whould Naruto keep up his happy mask or would it finally crack? What if it did crack and Naruto decided, he wanted...revenge.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Complete
Thumbs reviews
Kyuubi is the most powerful demon right? He can level entire buildings with a swing of his tales. Well have you ever realized that he doesn't even have opposable thumbs cause i find it hilarious that he isn't even full evolved.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Complete
Guardian Angel reviews
What if Sasuke had been watching Naruto? What if someone attacked Naruto? What if Sasuke gets really pissed? someone's going to die tonight oh ohh that might be troublesome. slight one sided sasnaru DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why MP3 players are dangerous to shonobi's health reviews
The title pretty much says it all. Can you imagine how pissed people would get with MP3 players in Konoha...I can. Read and Review
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Complete
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