It turns out "bad" is a highly subjective term.

Civilian holidays are silly little things, all packed with traditions and noise. Particularly noise, where the Akatsuki is concerned. KisaIta WARNING, SOME MATURE CONTENT.

Iruka has been assigned a new mission involving the lips of several of the villages most elite jounin. Poor, shy 'Ruka! Kakairu

Cloud and Co. meet Vincent. I am not that great at summarys. Erm.. yaoi and Possible lemon. 14TH CHAPPIE UP! :0 Look in Bio for update info

Kakashi and his team: Tenzo, Naruto, Sakura, Sai, and Sasuke, are on a mission traveling through Grass country. The six get sent to the past and meet Team Minato. What'll they do? No Pairings. Time travel.

John Watson is not as unobservant as Sherlock thinks, nor is he above using what he knows. Even if it is just to make sure Sherlock eats and sleeps.

On John Watson's sixth birthday, his mum gave him a flat wooden box to hold his wish stones.

In which Sherlock approaches his lack of knowledge about sex the same way he approaches his lack of knowledge about anything. Experimenting and cataloguing of results.

Some Devil Fruits are related. When 2 Logia users encounter one another for the first time their Devil Fruits attract to each other. Smoker and Ace just can't resist the call of their powers. SmoAce PWP Lemon Oneshot Yaoi

Let's just say Roy has his moments... Roycentric drabbles, mainly RoyEd and many other pairings!...And just much random fluffehness! Expect EVERYTHING!

Masks are worn and abandoned during the last night of Carnivale. Ezio/Leonardo

Crowley has had millennia to think about what he wants. Written for the GO Anon Kink Meme. PWP.

Vieri's finding out how much more irritating Federico is compared to Ezio, and Vieri can't seem to get him to leave him alone. Federico/Vieri.

In which we learn that Fandral cannot keep it in his pants. Mild Fandral/Hogun.

Ever wonder who the Akatsuki Leader is? Turns out he's the eldest and least talked about Weasley son! What happens when he brings the Akatsuki home for Christmas? Read and find out! Needless to say…this is sooooooo AU

When Ellis and Keith reunite after the apocalypse, Nick's repressed feelings for Ellis come to the forefront in raging jealousy. But in the end, who will have Ellis? Nick/Ellis, Keith/Ellis, Nick/Keith/Ellis. This is mostly porn. Not gonna lie.

Sasuke learns that in the face of confusion, it's sometimes best to just go with it. NaruSasu, twoshot.

The Templars believe they can demoralize the Hashashin by humiliating their finest. But a live Assassin is a dangerous Assassin no matter how injured, and Malik al-Sayf has a white feather with a Templar's life to be marked on it in blood. Alt/Mal.

From that first time he ran away from his father, Desmond had been doing it ever since. Desmond theoretical family fic. Brotherhood compliant.

There's no guarantee that if one's Immune, they get Scot-free in the zombie apocalypse...especially when one becomes CEDA and the military's new experiment.

Ellis gives Nick a little encouragement. Slash, smut.

In Arthur's dreams, he runs. He doesn't stumble. He doesn't hurt. He doesn't need to clench the railing, to hold himself up with his arms in case his legs don't obey. He doesn't need to wonder how much time he has left. Arthur/Eames.

Sasuke finds some letters addressed to himself when he's in Naruto's apartment and decides that since he is away on a mission it won't do any harm to read them. They are addressed to him, after all. Shonenai, *BEING REWRITTEN!*

Subtle Altair/Malik, AU for after the fight with fake!Robert. Altair arrives in Jerusalem to kill de Sablé, only to find that the Templar has made the first move...a move that threatens everything Malik has left.

Eames has a job offer for Arthur but finds that he's going to have to get more creative with his incentives. Separate 'verse from prior fics. Rated M for language and sexual situations. Slash.

Leonardo gets a few lessons from some mutual friends. Leonardo/Ezio.

Ed and his brother have just returned to Central, where the now Brigadier General Roy Mustang has returned to as well. Angry arguments and violent fights lead to a romance no one in Central would be forgetting anytime soon. Post-series

Preparing to live in the human world might be a necessary skill for Shinigami to know; Kuchiki Byakuya wants to learn from the most current source of Knowledge - Abarai Renji. Renji's got a bad feeling about this... ByaXRen yaoi, cursing, mature

A night of clubbing and a supposedly thought one night stand reveals the truth of a highly unlikable couple. Desmond blames Shaun that the Templars have finally found him. *Pre AC1 & AC

A wounded Ezio goes to Leonardo's shop for some care to avoid raising suspicion amongst Venice's doctors. His wound isn't the only thing that's burning, though. LeoEzio EzioLeo Leo/Ezio Ezio/Leo

Life is hard for a chunin like Iruka. Grading tests, not killing students and sending ninja out on missions to their deaths. It's even harder when he has to take care of a jounin turned three year old chibi. Sequel to Plastic Ponies.

Kink Meme Fill on Live Journal. YAOI WARNING!

Link battles with his evil twin, finding he could be harder to get rid of than first thought. Rated M for future chapters. Dark LinkxLink

Leonardo returns to Venice in 1499 to mourn the loss of his Gran Cavallo. Ezio seeks him out to mourn something else. m/m content, sex- why yes.

Ezio didn’t know how. Altair couldn’t conceive of it. Desmond was too stubborn. But sometimes, you have to ask for what you want. Three-shot. AltMal, EzLeo, DesShaun

Ezio's room is cold, and lonely, and Leonardo's room... Well, Leonardo's room has Leonardo. Fluff. Kinkmeme fill.

Leonardo won't talk to Ezio, but Ezio keeps listening; Shaun doesn't tell Desmond anything, but Desmond keeps listening. Slash

Malik is haunted by his little brother's ghost, but instead of revenge Kadar wants him to act on his feelings for Altair. Done for the kink meme

Desmond, seeking a more committed relationship with Alex mercer invites the BLACKLIGHT virus out on a date. Alex mercer/Desmond Miles

One Shots on the crew's thoughts and reactions to Zoro and Luffy's relationship as they join the Straw Hat family. ZoLu

Taking a break from the Animus, Shaun & Desmond head out to the roof to get a breath of fresh air. With stories above their heads only Shaun knows about, he can't help but share them with an eager Desmond. *Slash, Shaun/Desmond, constellation history.

Shaun always remembers his dreams, all except one. Slash, oneshot.

SmoAce Ace was an almost pleasant company, when he was drunk.

It was hard for Desmond not to notice certain things in the Animus. Oneshot. AltMal, EzLeo, DesShaun

Little moments in the lives of our assassins. Possible Shaun/Desmond, Altair/Malik, Ezio/Leonardo. Slash, Slice of Life, Fluff, Cheese

Desmond would tell Shaun everything, but Shaun never asks. Slash, rather fluffy.

Silly little fanfic about Desmond having his fun. Hey, the guy has to entertain himself somehow!

It started out with a kiss, a disaster. And of course, the two men couldn't just be adults and say what they meant. How were they supposed to amble through their own childishness? Oneshot. Leonardo & Ezio.

They’re all a bit different, in so many different ways. Strawhats and their various quirks, as seen by each of them in turn-no pairings. I'm such a nerd. R&R, time and mind permitting!

Desmond tells Shaun never to save his life, and Shaun wished he could have avoided the inevitable so easily. Slash, rather fluffy, oneshot.

Altair misses the haystack...Ezio tries to poison a brute...and more

Jesus and Kamina team up to win World War II.

Pre-AC1. Desmond's life before the game. Oneshot.

It started off as a favor to Rosa. When Ezio stumbles across Leonardo's disguise, can the painter keep up the ruse against an assassin's determination? SLASH Ezio/Leonardo

READ IT Trust me.

Desmond x Shaun. Romance, Drama, Angst. The more unpleasant side of the Bleeding Effect. "Shaun told himself he didn't care. Wasn't worried or concerned or almost out of his goddamn mind with the fear of what it could mean when he found Desmond collapsed in the hall."

Leonardo decides it's time to relocate again, and accepts a contract from the' mysterious young ruler' of Monteriggioni. Ezio is delighted and decides to escort him there. Rated for safety, no real smut.

NaruSasu Yaoi High school fic. Sasuke is in love with a straight Naruto... or is he? What happens in team bonding stays at team bonding, neh? finally with a lemon, and complete

Ezio x Leonardo, Desmond x Shaun. Romance, Humour. Rated for sexytime situations. "You know, you're not quite as intolerable as I initially thought, and if you weren't averse to repeating this with say, no clothes for example, or in a bed, though the wall is good, I would be open to such a suggestion..."

The captain of the guard in Florence contemplates on his problems with catching Ezio. Contains OC

Leonardo wants to be something without his art, and Ezio wants to be something besides an assassin. Five times Leonardo asked for a hug and one time he didn't . Slash Ezio/Leonardo

Desmond comes to a bit of a startling conclusion that reminds him of those long gone ancestors... Altair/Malik, Ezio/Leonardo, and Desmond/Shaun. Oneshot. WARNING: SLASH!

Holmes/Watson Bromance. "Holmes," Watson interrupted. "This is hardly the time or the place to discuss the nature of my hygienic routine." Why did Watson stay awake after the duo was thrown in jail? To Holmes, the answer is obvious.

Ezio buys Leonardo a gift. Slash, nothing explicit. Already posted on my lj.

When Ezio causes Leonardo trouble, he has to find a way to apologize. One-shot. No pairing, though Lezio fans could interpret something deeper if they like.

Ichigo Kurosaki works as a male model for a while. But he finds rivalry when a new, blue-haired man comes along. Will this rivalry becomes something else? YAOI,GrimmIchi, RenjixByakuya, etc. Bits of humor.

Ezio x Leonardo. Started as a story fix when I couldn't hug Leonardo in time. Assassin's Creed II. Undergoing heavy language editing. No new updates yet, sorry.

Daxter's thoughts about how it took him two years to finally save Jak.

"They call him Pirate Hunter Zoro." Zoro on titles, dreams, and Luffy.

This is a teaser exploring an idea that was nestled deep within me the entire time I played Assassin's Creed II. EzioxLeonardo, much passion and boylove. very slash. Please provide feedback so I can continue and also perhaps write an entire fic. oneshot.

It seems that not even the great Seifer Almasy is enough to stop Setzer Gabbiani's advances on Hayner as they begin to deviate from the Struggle ring. Hayner is starting to learn that a man's pride can cause an awful lot of pain. SeiHay.

The act of using a fourth down play to make a first down.

Doflamingo has a business proposal for his fellow Shichibukai, but Crocodile wants to get something out of it too. It goes well for both parties in the end. DonCroc, explicit sexual scenes.

Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart. DUE FOR REWRITE. SEEKING BETA.

Things get hot between the captain and his first mate, despite the freezing weather. Shame about the earrings though... Crackfic oneshot. Enjoy.

Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D

Connor/Murphy/Smecker. "Though his sexuality was often suspect, his hospitality wasn't." from commentfic comm. @ LJ

A collection of micro-ficlets, unofficially done using LiveJournal's 1sentence theme sets. Balthier/Vaan.

Malik's married to a pretty little thing, yet Altaïr is still alone. Malik visits him often, has seen the sadness in his eyes, but didn't truly think it could get this bad. Malik/Altaïr, Malik/Wife. Oneshot. Postgame. Darkfic. Have a box of tissues near.

One-Shot "...in the blink of an eye, you might reinvent yourself... the person you were yesterday might not be the person you are tomorrow." ZoLu

Altaїr's not a boy; he's a man. And a man would certainly not blush when his foster brother whom he has not seen in a year presses a chaste kiss to his lips. Even in public. Unrequited Malik/Altaїr. Oneshot. Pregame. Furtive savoring of a chaste kiss.

A normal argument between Kaku and Jyabura accidently turns into something a little more. Kind of Jyabura/Kaku, nothing explicit though.

The chapter 18 and 19 is up. Hichigo is fend up with Ichigo's depression. So Hichigo gets Kon to help him out with his king. rated M Enjoy bye bye. go fine the sequel.

Luffy had a dorky little motorbike with a sidecar. Zoro went with him. There was no arguing with the motorbike. An experiment, no pairing. R&R, please!

Altaїr regrets what he's done to Malik, but Malik can't absolve a man who isn't entirely at fault. Malik/Altaїr with references to unrequited Kadar/Altaїr. Oneshot. Darkfic. Mostly punitive sex and melancholic thoughts and nostalgic memories.

Doctor Takami is probably the most popular man at Joka-Machi Hospital, but what the nurses don't know is that he already has a significant other. Takami/Sakuraba. One-shot.

Fran, Penelo and Ashe play a joke on Balthier. No pairings, though Balthier has a few lusty observations about Vaan.

Balthier is tired of the Westersands. Tired of the heat, tired of the sand stuck in every place, tired of his itchy 5 o'clock shadow. But a puzzle involving Vaan presents an entertaining distraction from his troubles. Pre-slash BalthierXVaan

Drabble series with a one word theme for each letter of the alphabet. I've shamelessly stolen the idea from NinjaSquirls. All stories focus on ZackxCloud.

Sasu/Naru: A story written in honor of chapter 218 of the manga. Several years into the future, Sasuke returns to a world in which he no longer exists.

Because Kiera didn't spend two years searching for him, and Samos wasn't willing to follow Jak into the desert when he was needed the most. A different take on Jak's banishment, and how one more vote 'yes' could've changed everything. JakDax

LucciKaku. Jyabura, Lucci, and Kaku go on a grocery run. Supermarkets aren't always animal friendly.

The boys on the beach.

Theme: cough syrup.

The boys get stoned.

Hiruma takes Sena to an island. HiruSena

Naruto wants the three of them to be a real family, but first he needs to get Kakashi to move in with them. Yonkaka.

Gravity is inescapable. Altair and Malik have always been rivals, but their competition drew them together as much as it divided them. Even when the only thing they had in common was hatred, they couldn't escape each other's orbit.

Yaoi one-shot Lucci and Kaku are given an assignment that turns into something else. There's a lemon, please read the warnings. LuccixKaku

Smoker has a cat. Smoker gets a new cat. Ace shows up for some loving and meets the cat.

Sequel to ‘Sleepwalking.’ Lucci leaves on a mission and Kaku finds himself left with a unique problem. Implied JyaKaku and LucciKaku

Drabble Kaku has had trouble with a certain unwelcome nightly visitor. LuccixKaku if you squint really, really hard

Altair has insomnia and Malik can't sleep. What else do you think will happen on a very hot summer night? Alt/Mal. LEMONY!

several little ficlets. everything ranging from angst to cute fuzzies. Just read...it's hard to write a summary for this!

Zoro knows himself very well, but he knows Luffy even better. Hints of ZoLu.

Szayel Apollo Grantz turns an inquiring mind to unpioneered territory. Szayel/Grimmjow, yaoi-saturated one-shot, and many things of a dubious nature. A follow-up of sorts to "Can't Have Everything," but also works as a stand-alone read.

Eyeshield21/Star Wars crossover. Jedi initiate Kobayakawa Sena's birthday is approaching, but he still doesn't have a Master.

Inspired by the journal entries in the game, this series features Altair's private thoughts on varying subjects.

Walking home drunk from Blueno’s bar in Water 7, Kaku bumps into a furious Lucci whose intentions he entirely misinterprets. Lucci/Kaku smut.

He keeps the straw hat with him. Nominated for Best Angst, and Best Drabble Under 1,500 Words in the 2008 One Piece Fanfiction Awards. Decided to post it here.

After hanging out with Kakashi, lying comes easily to Iruka. One-sided KakaIru hinted at. Now: Part 3/3.

Neither of them could explain it, this intoxicating lust that both felt for the other. It had been there for years, pulsating under the surface. The only problem was that neither knew that the other felt the same. Finally the ice broke. SLASH Altair/Malik

This is to be a collection of fluffy, slashy fics of Conn and Murph. Yeah, that's what it is. Story five: Song Fic to Your Body is a Wonderland. Murphy takes Connor on a date.

“Alright, I’ve had enough.” Malik snapped, drawing Altair’s gaze back to him, “Either you tell me what is bothering you or I’m going to get it out of you in ways you might or might not enjoy.” Altair/Malik. Post game. SLASH!

Crackfic. There's a visitor at Enie's Lobby and Kaku is somewhat confused about it.

KakaIru After a long day of work, Iruka finds himself listening to some gossips concerning a certain jounin at the bathhouse and discovers that Kakashisensei is in love... with him! Beware: it has more depht that it seem. shounen ai

A series of requests involving Altair and Malik. Includes Altair/Malik, but is mostly just general fun and whatnot.

Luffy and Zoro say many things to each other. It's just that they don't use words.

Luffy is naturally energetic, so naturally the Straw Hat pirates all have their own ways of calming him down. Some work better than others. ZoLu lite.

//MurphConn// Murphy has a fetish of sorts and it was unavoidable that it lead to something more. //slash. Suggestive talk...first time twincest//

You do not ask, just like he never did. Yaoi. Vincent/Cloud.

Zoro Luffy and general nakamship. Luffy does, actually, have nightmares. Zoro wonders about them.

It was the smell, more than anything, that he would always remember. The pain was intense, yes, but the scent of his burning flesh as they held him down and cauterized the wound lodged itself in his memory first and foremost. Altair one shot.

Based off CP9 Independent Report from Chapter 505. Lucci wakes up.

A collection of my ZoLu drabbles written over time. Possible spoilers up to current chapters.

The story is basically a summary. Haha. RRR. T for some more cuddling and the use of the word "pussy". Twincest/slash/m/m. The works.

And if you make it up, I could never get enough of me and you together, but you've gotta tell me where to begin..." Yes yess MurphyXConnor pairing. T for one F bomb and some cuddling. Because I think eveyone's mature enough to read that little. : RRR :

-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.

It was hard to believe that this really all started out because Suzuna was concerned about his tan line, even if she did have ulterior motives. One-Shot. Juu/Sena.

This is a collection of short stories about the Sanji/Usopp pairing. They will range anywhere from friendship to strong yaoi, and the rating will change as such. The genre will also vary, from romance to drama, humor, AU and everything in between.

Crackfic about Marco, i. e. Lucci in drag, and Lucci in drag. Spawned by several other Marco-fics on LiveJournal. Implied KakuLucci

Hayner hates Hamlet. Seifer hates Hayner. It all comes full circle eventually. ჯ SeiferHayner. AU.

Hiruma finds out that being right-handed and breaking one's right arm don't go well together. Hints of onesided youichixsena, and lime. Ye be warned.

Sasuke and Naruto are 16yrold ANBU, and their newest mission is by far the strangest: They need to blend into the society and protect a boy of the same age for this time of increased danger. The boy's name? Harry Potter. HpNaruto xover.

Alta'ir/Malik: post-game, prior relationship of some sort assumed, pretty much a PWP seriously . No real spoilers, because there's not enough semblance of a plot for any.

ZoLu and LuccixKaku.

In which Sasuke has issues and no one else is surprised. Except maybe Naruto. (NaruSasu)

Past fic. Tousen finds out about Komamura's secret. Pairing: Komamura/Tousen.

[kisameItachi]AUThis story goes with Vet Trip and Mating Season. When Naruto said he'd find Kisame a man, Kisame was afraid. Very VERY afraid. comments welcome. may be lemonish

Oneshot - Sequel to Holes in Fences. Short and sweet. Kakashi gives into curiosity and peeks. Will he get caught?

I wouldn't leave you hanging like that. We're friends, right? / Zack and Cloud, fifty oneliners.

He ran as if the hounds of hell were at his ankles because they were: the Leaf's yellow-haired devil and his demonic child-warriors. The Rock Ninja are people, too. Rated for violence.

LucciKaku. Kaku wakes up next to Lucci, but can't seem to remember how he got there.

AkuRoku - Roxas has a horrible day, and when the 'lecherous jerk' comes along he can't find it in himself to deny the redhead. Warning! Yaoi/Boy love! You have been warned. -edit- I have edited this story a little.

ZoroLuffy. A shopping trip turns into a long, irritating day. No spoilers.

It was the trust that made it special: that Baralai would allow him to explore and discover these things about his body. Gippal could hardly believe his luck sometimes. Gippalai DRABBLE

Paulie figures he's in for some good luck.

Remus, our favorite werewolf, has seen it all: blood, guts, the ugliness of humanity. But for once, he'll experience love in the form of a ghost named Sirius Black. Sirius has got one little quirk though: he haunts the bathroom. Specifically, the bath tub

Toushirou asks a question. Ukitake answers. Pretaichou Hitsugaya UkitakexHitsugaya Yaoi Oneshot

ZangetsuxShirosakixIchigo. NC17. Mild bondage.

Lucci gets sent on vacation by his superiors because he's been under a lot of stress lately and, well, he's scaring them. Kaku goes along too to make sure he doesn't hurt things. Mayhem ensues. [LuccixKaku] It's not exactly romance, really...

Renji was pretty sure Kuchikitaichou was gonna kill him.renjibyakuya, look out, yaoi thingy. also, bad words. only what happens the morning after, because i can't seem to write the night before.

Kakashi becomes curious about Iruka. And then they begin to play a few games. Along the way, Kakashi learns about what type of person Iruka really is. Okay, I've decided to edit this to make it smoother and Chapt 3 has gone through an overhaul. I forget w

Iruka gets fed up with Kakashi's books which results in Anko presenting Iruka with an...interesting challenge. The results make life very complicated. IrukaKakashi This story is free to a good home.

The various attempts of Sirius Black in regards to seducing Remus Lupin. This means slash. RemusSirius, or so I would think. Now with added het subtext! Inprogress.

Lesson XI: Kurogane and Fai arrive at Yasha's keep.

Ace observes, and understands, and belongs. Not necessarily in that order. Strawhats, Smoker x Ace

Shin's kind of stupid. [ShinSakuraba]

Naruto seems to be having trouble with something.... narusasu slash with mentions of inosakura and nejihina

Remus Lupin and Sirius Black are not gay. They are completely, totally, one hundred percent straight. They just happen to shag each other on a regular basis. That doesn’t make them gay, though. They are straight. Really. RLSB slash. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.

It's easier to count in fives.

Sirius Black in Azkaban. A oneshot.

Remus daydreams, Sirius interrupts. In a good way. RemusSirius slash, rating for very mild sexual situations.

Fred and Gene. It'd take a miracle, and a very persistent one at that. All the stars in the sky would fall first, right? You'd better get ready for the meteor shower. Shounen ai, you've been warned. R&R if you feel like it.

After his defeat, Rob Lucci spends time recovering, with the help of a fellow member of CP9. KakuLucci

Gamma and Elwood talk about how far they've come and what they've done for each other. ONE SHOT

Elwood is pissed because Gamma left without him, so he goes to sleep and has the most amazing dream! [ElwoodGamma] [Rated M for lemony goodness!]

Gen, fluff. It's snowing and Kakashi is determined to spend his vacation day alone and not!brooding. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura disagree. Post hypothetical end of manga, might be some vague spoilers.

This was inspired by the prompt, Jin making love with a cold, and is probably more fluffy than naughty. JinMugen yaoi.

Robin and Chopper observe science in action on the deck of the Going Merry. What happens when an unstoppable force meets and immovable object? [LuffyxZoro]

ZoLu. Warning: Spoilers for Water 7Enies Lobby Arc. Luffy doesn't like it when he makes Zoro worry...

Gen-fic. An innocent position a captain and his vice find themselves in can easily be misunderstood, especially by those unwary. Rukia was blissfully obvious when she stepped into the 6th division office that day.

Request fic for M, winner of the UtM Reader Contest. The Fourth Hokage was getting mightily sick of people’s lack of faith in his judgment. Oneshot.

No one doesn't think giraffes are funny. Not even Rob Lucci. Although, this might be a good opportunity for revenge... [LuccixKaku] Warning! Crackfic.

[Genma Raidou, Oneshot] Genma returns from a mission to find the house not quite right, the television news playing silently to an empty room, and Raidou mysteriously upset. What happens when the news covers a mission.

The Yellow Flash is late for a meeting with his team. The two Genin and one Chuunin decide to go see just what their sensei is up to at Masaki's cafe. Rated for Nearly Nakedness.

Sasuke didn't like seeing Naruto like this, as he knew it was only a play in his mind. [NaruSasu, yaoi. Bad language.]

A departure from my other JiraOro fic, less of a look into Orochimaru’s mind and more of a glimpse of his physical interaction with Jiraiya. Rated MA actual JiraOro action.

Because there is only one proper way to break a sleeping spell. Kurogane is not pleased.

Drabble:: Stop me if you've heard this one before: so, two men walk into a bar...

Sasuke was 5 years old and thought he was perfect in every way. Until Naruto had him think otherwise. [NaruSasu] AU.

If the only thing interesting enough to gossip about is Kuchiki Byakuya's lovelife, then Soul Society is obviously in desperate need of a new revenue of entertainment. At this rate, someone's going to be killed in no time...

[IruKaka]Iruka tries to find a way to tell Kakashi he is in love with him. Short Twoshot fic.

He makes the cutest noises when I ‘play’ with him. He smiles almost coyly at me and says in a childish voice “Aniki, come play with me.” Threeshot. Itasasu. Lemon, uchihacest. Please review.

KakaGai. Gai knows him too well, and the cycle goes on. Spoilers only for Kakashi Gaiden.

LuxordXaldin What better to cure boredom than drinking in a bar that doesn't exist?

Kyuzo wonders if picking flowers is a good idea when he knows that his feelings will be unrequited. kyukatsu

Hatake Kakashi never did like uniforms. Oneshot, Kakashicentric, PostKakashiGaiden

What happens when puberty bestows Alphonse the rights of seme? Are you ready for a oneshot, elricest, smutty, M rated fan fic that lets Al take the reins over his older brother? First ever Elricest, please review. :

Kisame has a complex side Itachi x Kisame PWP, OOC

NaruSasu it's Valentine's Day, and Uchiha Sasuke bought a rose. all of Konoha watches to see Naruto's reaction.

discontinued.

Challenge Fic: Kakashi notices that Iruka never seems to date anyone, and decides to find out why. Are Iruka's relationships really cursed like the sensei believes? And more importantly, will Kakashi be able to break that curse?

Kakashi does not bother to use words to express his feelings. Instead, he just publically molests Iruka. [KakaIru Yaoi]

In the middle of a Blitzball Opener Game, Zanarkand comes under attack by Sin and the Zanarkand Abes' the star player, Sasuke, is dragged into Spira. There he meets a certain blonde summoner and becomes a Guardian. Will Sasuke make it back? Or is he stuck

BaschReks. Hold this memory dear.

In which Sasuke has an uke moment. NaruSasu

Kakashi appears in front of Iruka in his ANBU attire and he cannot help but find Kakashi...sexy. Per his usual, the jounin refuses to cooperate with Iruka's orders and the chuunin finds himself in Kakashi's bed, succumbing to his own lust. [KakaIru Yaoi]

Naruto asks Iruka what he wants for his birthday and much to his surprise, Iruka says that he wants a kiss. Naruto is stuck now, trying to find someone to kiss Iruka but thankfully, he has Kakashi on his side. Surprise, Iruka! Guess who! [KakaIru Yaoi]

After six days, sometimes it's the only fathomable explanation for a sky pirate. BalthierVaan

Konoha is having a spring dance, and Naruto is very excited to go. one problem though, he had no date. will he be able to get a date in a span of 30 hours? yaoi, KakaNaru story split in 2 chapters. now complete, thank GOD!

Harry PotterNaruto Crossover. Due to a new alliance with Voldemort, Orochimaru aids in the capture of Harry Potter. When Naruto gets thrown into the mix, Harry sees that their might be more to a certain Uchiha than meets the eye. NaruSasu SasuNaru

“There is a secret everyone in Konoha knows but Naruto…” [KakaIruKaka One Shot Silliness].

So Kakashi doesn't really get presents on his birthday. This may be because no one knows his birthday. His records are topsecret, and he makes sure they stay that way, even out of ANBU. [Team 7 fluff, set directly after Gaara arc] [1788 words]

Pirates, ladders, schwag, sexual tag. [BalthierVaan]

Ch.15 “Answering questions isn’t part of the deal,” Ibiki thumped a scroll into Sasuke’s waiting hand. “But I congratulate you on your information gathering abilities.” [SasuNaruSasu, KakaIruKaka] Romance, Humor, Action, Drama, Yaoi, Oh My.

[Mushishi] He dreams he's in the mountains, in a snow covered house with a steep pitched roof, and wakes a thousand miles away with the early autumn sun in his eye, the ocean in his ears. Vignette. GinkoxAdashino.

COMPLETE His new vice captain was loud, obnoxious and the best new comer Kuchiki Byakuya had ever met. Set in the first few months of Renji's duties as vice captain. AU, RenjiByakuya

The Kyuubi is Naruto, and Sasuke is kidnapped during the annual Kyuubi hunt. What happens when he finds out the true extent of his past with a blonde haired boy and a malicious fox demon? NaruSasu. Enjoy.

Saix and Xemnas. YAOI. Somehow blood spilled in your name seems like less of a sin.

It was later than normal for him to be heading over to the Jouster's quarters. Dragon Jouster fic. AriVetch

[TwoShot NaruSasuNaru] When a trip to Niagara Falls goes terribly wrong, strangers meet and sexualities... like Sasuke's... are questioned.

KakaIru. Yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Yet another version of how Iruka and Kakashi's imaginary relashionship started. Because they're so fun to write. Scars, pet peeves, masks and hair bands. Oneshot.

*KakaNaru OneShot - Side GenmaRaidou* There are feelings that at times are better left unsaid, at least that's what Kakashi believes. Until a friend gives him another point of view on things. Things cannot stay in the dark forever...

ZoLu. It's cold at night and Luffy wants to snuggle with something warm when he goes to sleep, but his Chopper plan rather backfires. Now he has to convince a new warm person why he should be allowed to sleep with him. Features bedtime snuggles and fluff.

Mystery after mystery Ichigo never can get to the bottom of it all. Rated high for a reason! Urahara x Ichigo.

There are 20 things Sasuke wants you to know about his relationship with Naruto.

Yes, a story from a chocobos POV. Contains Sap, Vincent x Cloud, and some chocobo-lurve

Orochimaru is not pleased with his little spy in Konoha, and he dicides to give him a lesson in loyalty that he's sure to remember. More OroKabu kink from me. Don't read if you don't like yaoi!

ONESHOT Kakashi has abandoned Naruto's training long enough. Now, Naruto has made it his own duty to sneak into the ANBU party, where crazy ANBU dance and Kakashi is the DJ... KakaNaru, hints of ItaNaru SasuNaru mild cussing

KisaIta, Multichapter sequal to EBGW. Itachi and Kisame receive a retrieval mission in the Wave Country, but Kisame seems to be hesitating about going through with it...

In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!

Sasuke, a 15year old Chuunin, falls in love with Naruto, an 18year old Jounin [SasuNaru NaruSasu Older!Naruto Younger!Sasuke]

Kakashi has a blind spot and its not his left eye.

Iruka is repressing something: his inner pervert. Kakashi takes the situation into his own hands. Kakairu yaoi! Challenge from IcySaphire.

A rash of pranks has broken out in Konoha in the aftermath of the Chuunin Exams. Kakashi is determined to find the ninja responsible, but just who will be outwitting who? KxI

Hayner feels seeing Seifer like this is wrong, yet so right. [seifer x hayner oneshot, because you were thinking it too]

A bit of quality time gets just a little out of hand. [in game ficlet, VxC]

Zack gets Sephiroth to relaxby any means necessary.

[COMPLETE] 30 themed drabbles for the 30 Nights challenge, featuring the two characters Riza Hawkeye and Maria Ross. [YURI]

Cloud and his three brothers inherit a mansion in Nibelheim. They decide to stay there over Christmas, only someone is still living there... someone who doesn't want Cloud to leave... CloudxVincent yaoi, AU.

So, remember, if you see sad, depressed scarey men with Xs on their faces, run up, hug them and say 'Cheer up, emo kid'

A jutsu gone wrong lands Sasuke in Naruto's house,as a cat no less and in his new house, he finds himself learning that he never really knew Naruto at all. SasuNaru another Smart!Naruto fic

Who really has the upperhand, out of the two? OroKabu

Orochimaru is suffering from the 3rd's curse, and Kabuto wants to relieve him of his pain... with some interesting skills. Yaoi, so... don't read if you don't like! My first Narutofic. OroKabu, of course.

He’d woken up on more mornings than he could count with the taste of fire in his mouth. [RoxasAxel][Slash]

-Roycentric Ishbal piece- There are disturbing parallels between Roy and the devil. He's as aware of this as anyone else.

Cloud... and Reno... and Zack. Yes, it IS that insane. YAOI and weird humor, obviously.

After Harry's second year in Hogwarts, Dumbledore had to make a choice. After word got out that Sirius Black was on the loose, Dumbledore was forced to make that choice. Enter Hatake Kakashi. NarutoHP crossover.

Sometimes a bond of trust is what's most important. NokoMitsu, 4 parts, YAOI

[HavocxScar] The military has been searching for Scar and Havoc finds him. Yaoi.

Complete: NaruSasu. Years later the boys still hate each other. But when they are sent on a duo mission and caught in a fight amongst themselves, their rivalry may sprout into something much different...

Kakashi doesn't celebrate his birthday anymore. Kindaangst.

As a shinobi of Konoha, Obito has a certain duty to be awesome.

It all began with a harmless joke on an unsuspecting chunin. Nothing bad was supposed to happen, really, and Kakashi was supposed to go scotfree. Instead, he got saddled with the finished problem: One supercute Iruka chibi.

GenRai, KakaIru: The drinking jounin together again. Genma's broken something, Raidou's trying to keep him from making it worse, and Kakashi and Iruka find it hilarious. With Shizune and Kurenai

Jiraiya x Orochimaru during the time of the Great War. An unconventional relationship is brought about through Jiraiya's misadventures with women.

Kakashi’s supposed to be smart, but he just doesn’t get it. Oneshot.

Mugen. Jin. Too much drink. Strange thoughts.

Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.

Seven year old Kakashi's tired and on his way home from a mission when he comes across a lost toddler in the forest. Can three year old Iruka get the better of the future Copy Nin and his sensei, the future Yondaime?

Hatake Kakashi never realized there would be so many obstacles on his way to graduating and becoming a ninja. Complete.

A night of lost keys and falling rain reveals far more then either Kakashi or Iruka ever expected. Neither were prepared to face the truth that stared them in the face and neither dared back away. Kakshia xIruka COMPLETE

Nine year old Kakashi has table manners. Of course he does. Very short oneshot.

Cloud has no idea what he's getting himself into when he joins the SOLDIER trainee program. A promiscuous roommate and maybe more than just wanting to be like his childhood idol... Yaoi ZackxCloud SephirothxCloud Adult situations

A Gennin Kakashi is faced with a Very Scientific Experiment!

After an incident in the showers, Torn finds that he has this little problem concerning Jak. As this little problem gets harder and harder to handle, Torn finds it increasingly difficult to keep his hands off of Jak...

Kurogane tries to analyse Fai only to end up analysing himself. PWP of sorts

Edward comes back from a trip with Al and is found by the Colonel. Oneshot.

What child's toy is Jean Havoc most afraid of?Fluff, shounen ai warning, HavocFuryThis is my first attempt at these two characters! Please read and review! I wanna know if you think I am butchering these characters or not!

Naruto Stargate: SG-1 crossover prequel, Kakashi-centric. Some days, it didn’t pay to get out of bed.

Kisame had a secret. A deep, dark, dirty atomic bomb of a secret that would no doubt get him murdered if he ever decided to share it with the rest of the world. Drabble, 500 words

GotenTrunks Trunks is the arrogant prince of Vegetasei, Goten is an arrogant third class warrior who gets into fights with all the wrong people. What happens when he catches Trunks' interest and is drafted as his personal sparring partner?

Kamizuki Izumo is terrified of being alone. He has good reasons. Rated for violence and implied torture. [Oneshot]

Baralai has discovered Gippal doing something inappropriate... but is it really Gippal? GippalBaralai, written for the challenges "Gippal has an imposter!" and "Baralai gets dragged to a strip club".

Apparently, Ace does think ahead. Considering the circumstances, that's not a comforting discovery. [SmokerAce]

Kakashi Gaiden fic. Light-hearted and just plain strange. Obito wants to know just what's with the mask, and Kakashi's not quite used to giving his secrets away.

After being separated from the rest of the Straw Hat Pirate crew, Luffy and Zoro find themselves on a deserted island. LuffyxZoro (Minor revised version)

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

KakaNaru almost drabble. Because sometimes, patience isn't Kakashi's best virtue.

Set in Zanarkand, presin. Auron muses on Jecht, and the boy that so teasingly resembles him... Jecht x Auron, implied Auron x Tidus. Warning: Yaoi, spoilers, some content may disturb.

Tsunade gets sick and the replacement paperpusher causes potentially lethal trouble for Kakashi, luckily Iruka is there to save the day, showing he's not quite as goodygoody as thought. Shonenai IrukaKakashi mentions SasuNaru and NejiLee [finished]

AU When an accident occurs with a jutsu, Naruto is thrust into the time of the Fourth Hokage. There, a great truth is revealed and Naruto's life is will never be the same again.

Awakened to find himself in his twelve year old body, Naruto will have to deal with his past again! Can the Konoha's village number 1 hyperactive Ninja Cope?

How Ben met Shanks and the adventure that followed

Simplicity is best when explaining Luffy. Sense is optional. Heart is mandatory.

Musings about past loves and losses. Yaoi and POV.

In response to Dancing Dove VSD challenge. Contains slash--Short, v. attractive, redhead. Says name is Alan of Trebond. Will call him Sexy.

Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.

Words that were spoken, but not necessarily meant. NaruSasu.

Usopp, uneasy with the idea of sailing with an infamous swordsman like Zoro, gets a surprise -- and some comfort -- when he walks in on something unexpected.

When Fred and George catch Ron kissing his pillow in a completely disgusting fashion, they decide to teach him how to kiss properly ... TWINCEST! One shot.

Roger makes a toast, and something scary begins. [RogerxAlex slash]