Donnie-ohide bio
 Author has written 8 stories for Ninja Turtles, and Rurouni Kenshin. I think it's time to update this thing! This is me: I suppose I need to add a little bit about myself. Hehe... Allrighty. I'm old enough for people to give me odd looks when I tell them I want to spend good money on some TMNT dvds... yet young enough to still be able to enjoy it. I think that really, it's important to be able to appreciate the less mature side of life sometimes. I think that the TMNT's are great fun, they make me laugh. The oddest part is that my relationship with my youngest sister didn't actually bloom until we both started liking TMNT. Oh, yes, laugh, and say that I need a shrink. But really, I don't think it was until she started calling me Donatello, or Donnie, or Don, that I really had any sort of great relationship with that kid. Ah well, life is strange sometimes. To that effect, I decided to humor her and write my first TMNT fanfiction simply chock-full of rather fun quotes that I can't escape from hearing day after day. (my sister is a movie-quoting fiend... seriously... I think I need to find her a shrink...) Now I see that I'm not the first, and certainly won't be the last, and it's a good thing... Also, I've been branching out with my interests a bit as of late... now I'm pretty into anime too. And the Stargates... like SG-1 and Atlantis. Universe... not so much. This is my writing: I love humor, and I love angst, and suspense, action, adventure, and all of that! The only thing that I really haven't done before is a romance... I don't consider myself well versed in that subject. I tried a little with my Kenshin one shot called "A Little Surprise" but there's really not a whole lot of it. In the works: I'm currently working on two projects: Ninjamanji, and Multi-donity. Those I have already put up. There may be more Devon Chronicles, but we'll see if I get the itch to do anything with that in the near future. I have ideas for - A romance between Mikey and Rapunzel - A tale from shakespear told Turtle-style Also: So here's this cool little website! You can discuss theories, look at fan art, read stories. It's just awesome! |
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In Another's Shoes by Splinter reviews
Mike's the leader? Raph's the engineer? Don's the rebel? Leo's the goof off? What was Splinter thinking? He's thinking he needs some comic relief at his sons' expense. Besides, it's all in the name of learning. Some bad language. Reader beware.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,781 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 3/24/2017 - Published: 12/26/2005
The Price of Pepperoni by jaxink reviews
When Donnie develops an interesting idea for an experiment, Mikey becomes his fortunate test subject. Or is that unfortunate? Craziness is guaranteed. First place for BEST COMEDY in the 2005 TMNT Fanfic Competition. (indefinite hiatus)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,971 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
The Answer Dude by Cynlee reviews
When in doubt, go to Donatello. Maybe.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Primeal Scream by Cynlee reviews
Don's not the ONLY smart turtle... one small bad word in it, btw.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Raphael's Revenge by LadyDragonRain reviews
Raphael gets revenge after Michelangelo plays a prank on him. Funny Fic.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
The Mary Sue Auditions by Swallowraven reviews
The villians of the TMNT really want to destroy them this time! They'll even hold their own Mary Sue auditions to do it. Yes, it all gets quite silly. Received 2nd place for Best Comedy in 2007 Fanfic Competition.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Back by EveryDayPerson reviews
One shot written in response to Good Genes part 2 fiction challenge by Goddess of Idun. Leo's pov, picking up right after the end of Good Genes II.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
It Doesn't Matter by EntropyMage reviews
Splinter raised the boys to know a rose for a rose.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
Kill 'em With Kindness by One Small Monkey reviews
If they're as annoying as all that, wouldn't Shredder and Krang use them if they could? Of course they would. My first humor piece in about ten years...hopefully you can still detect the humor...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,112 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Casey and the Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Day by pacphys reviews
Casey has a bad day. Full title: Casey Jones and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Casey Jones - Complete
Test 1043 by EntropyMage reviews
We all know that Donatello is the brainiest of the bunch, but what DOES he do when locked up in his lab all day? This is just one of his many experiments
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
The Ton of Rice by B. Murakawa reviews
Twelve year old Donny is starting to feel the pressure of his brothers' expectations. chibi!Turtles fic
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Complete
I'm sunk by artykidd reviews
Just a oneshot about Donatello
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Complete
The Temper That Almost Ate Manhattan by Reinbeauchaser reviews
What would it take for Raphael to finally gain some control over his temper? Hard to say and as I explore this idea, let's all see what I come up with, shall we? Oh, and I added a word to the title from its initial upload since it seemed to need it. 0
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,249 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Santatello by Cynlee reviews
Six year old Donatello helps Michelangelo with a special Christmas project and years later, Mikey returns the favor.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,091 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Complete
Echoes of April by Tripleguess reviews
Time cannot destroy a sister's love. 2003 cartoonverse.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,962 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Enter Mayhem by Agent-G reviews
1st in the AGU series. What happens when someone can no longer hide that he's a mutant and then joins the XMen: please read and review COMPLETE
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,817 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/12/2004 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Complete
If You Can't Take the Heat... by Splinter reviews
Just a short, pointless, fic that tumbled into my brain thanks to my 4 year old son's attempt at cooking me breakfast in bed. Anyways..the four eight year old turtles try to do something nice for Splinter
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2002
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MultiDonity reviews
Donatello may sometimes desperately wish he could make multiples of himself, but even a brilliant idea like that has its drawbacks.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,782 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/27/2016 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Donatello
Ninjamanji reviews
Without realizing it, Master Splinter sends the young turtles age 12 on a journey that would require them to either learn to work together, or never make it back alive, when they discover a game calling them by the sound of a drumbeat...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,286 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Donatello, Michelangelo, Leonardo, Raphael
A Little Surprise reviews
Not much escapes Kenshin's attention, and Kaoru's recent odd behavior is no exception. But in turn, Kaoru notices some pretty strange behavior of her samurai also. Which brings up the question: What does Kenshin do when you try to steal his sword? Oneshot
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
Mikey's Math reviews
One Mikey plus ten marbles equals... MATH! Mikeystyle! Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
Not Joking reviews
Raph wasn't kidding when he said he was going to play a joke on Mikey. Only this time, the joke backfires. Updated AAAAANNNNDDDD completed finally!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,601 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Michelangelo - Complete
My Orion reviews
You don't need to be a great fighter to be a hero, as Leo finds out on a training run. You just need to care. Rated T for some material of a mature nature. Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
The Devon Chronicles reviews
What happens when toys are discarded? Some simply accept their fate. Devon? He develops a desire for complete world domination! One lair at a time... oneshot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/20/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
The Sleepwalker reviews
During a training session with Master Splinter, the turtles are interrupted by a sleepwalker. When she wakes up, her story is like something out of a dream. But the problems they face to help her find her way back home bring nightmares of their own...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,555 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
