dumb-ely-dorthide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight. A few things about moi: Known As: Dottie Fav. colour: blue, purple and black. (so I can mourn for the IP's and tennyboppers of our generation. T_T) Fav. Movies: Star Wars (the origionals), Sister Hood of the Travelling Pants, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter Series, Hating Alison Ashley, The Little Mermaid and soon to be: Twilight! Fav. Authors: JK Rowling, Meg Cabot, Stephenie Meyer, Jaquline Wilson Fav. Books, Harry Potter Series, Love Letters, The Sister Hood of the Travelling Pants Series, The Twilight Series (Edward = total hotness) and anything that's written by Meg Cabot. Fav. Actors/ Actresses: Alexis Bledel, Johnny Depp, Natalie Portman, Keira Knightly, Anne Hathaway Emily Browning and Gaspard Ulliel. Fav. TV Show: Futurama, Gilmore Girls, The Simpson’s, House MD (when I can), Grey's Anatomy (ditto). Fav. Bands/Artists: The Killers, Delta Goodrem, Evanescence, Vanessa Carlton, Imogen Heap, Frou Frou, Linkin Park and The Veronicas. Likes: Harry Potter, Twilight, Good music, Chocolate, Apple Pie and Spinnach & Riccotta Rolls (They are my weaknesses) Dislikes: racists, sexist pigs, homophobics, ignorant and stupid people - nobody has any time for them, leeches and spiders. One thing I can't understand:Life Things I really can't stand: Hyppocrites. Kindness best shown towards: My friends (duh!) Life Long Goal: To do something creative-ly-based as a job. Fav. Hobby: writing poetry, stories, lyrics drawing, painting, sketching, etc. You will always find me: TALKING (I will die without any sort of communication!) Fav. Reading Genre: Romance, Adventure, Mystery, Supernatural, Action and FLUFF! |
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JAMES POTTER! PUT YOUR WAND BACK IN YOUR PANTS! by thehiddenauthor reviews
The ACTUAL diary of Lily Evans, in which we see her deal with more accidents than moose on canadian roads. Guaranteed to give you pain in your stomach because you've been laughing so hard.Lily/James. CHAPTER 9 NOW UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,165 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Eternity by ashleydash reviews
This is my first fanfic, set after the novel 'Eclipse' by Stephenie Meyer. Something to bide my time while I wait for Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward are married, the first chapter begins when she wakes up from being bitten. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008
Infinity by ashleydash reviews
Companion story to Eternity. This one is from Edward's POV. Same storyline.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008
Shadowheart by Merveilleux24 reviews
Can Heather be freed from her dark past? And what will happen when the Cullens move into town? Circa 1950s. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007
The Fowls at Hogwarts? by caramellxkissx reviews
It’s Harry and the gang’s last year at Hogwarts. Dumbledore died, and it was all Snape’s fault. Malfoy had nothing to do with Death Eaters and is actually innocent. What will happen? An unexpected person or two arrives. Will they survive all the drama?DxO
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
In the Cards by oooshinythings reviews
Was this a date? Lily found herself thinking. They had planned a time and a place, and met to be together. No, not to be together, Lily corrected herself, to do work. They were here to do work. Lily was here to do work. Not to think about James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,991 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 2/1/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2219 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Ears like red traffic lights by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Ron Weasley couldn’t understand it. ‘It’ being life in general, of course, but at this particular moment, there was one exact issue that maddened him to no end. His ears. And more importantly, their fixation with turning red. RonHermione one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Kidnapped from the library by James Potter, Lily Evans is put in front of the Mirror of Erised and asked one simple question: what desire does she see in the reflection? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 106 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Some Stupid Noble Reason by thehiddenauthor reviews
Can Harry give it all up for one little reason, could the Chosen one throw his whole life away or can one little Weasley girl give him the ambition he needs? Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 255 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
My Tea Girl by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
On a first date, James discovers Lily Evans is a lover of tea, and with Frank Longbottom, tries to find out exactly the female species find it necessary to go to the bathroom in packs, with disastrous results. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Nightmare by the singer reviews
A little boy is haveing a nightmare. His father comes in to sing him a lullabye. One shot. Songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
On the Rooftop by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
A year after Sirius' death, Tonks wakes to find her sweater vest wearing werewolf isn’t by her side and discovers him sitting on the roof, stargazing. RemusTonks. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Along came a spider by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Grudges can sometimes never disappear, and Lily’s towards James started when they were mere first years, making the mistake of doing the old fashioned nose flicking gag to the wrong redhead. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The way to a man's heart by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Horror strikes Remus Lupin when he discovers his refrigerator without chocolate. On a quest to pacify his chocolate cravings, he bumps into an unlikely woman in Honeydukes. RemusTonks. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Staircase of Doom by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
It’s common knowledge that no boy has ever tread the tricky staircase to the girls dormitory in Hogwarts.James Potter must find a way and while he’s at it,get that bloody present Sirius put there for Lily on his behalf.Unfortunately, it isn’t flowers...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/25/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Doubts by Chelle-Lynn reviews
Oneshot of the rehearsal dinner for Lily and James. Mostly Fluff. If you're into the more Angsty stuff, check out my other fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Camera shy by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
There is a saying in certain primitive cultures that a camera steals your soul. Under no circumstances does Lily Evans want her soul stolen by James Potter. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Admitting the Truth by Julia Holtemore reviews
COMPLETE! This is a Harry and Ginny romance that takes place during the summer after HBP. These two struggle with their emotions after their break up as they stay at the Burrow. Subplot: Harry falls gravely ill. What will Ginny do?. HBP Spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,196 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
I've heard Butterbeer is quite the acne clearer by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Jealousy is a fickle thing, and Lily’s resentment makes her become a little kooky, glare at James Potter’s crotch, question Remus Lupin’s gender, and hurl Butterbeer. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
James' worst fear by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
What exactly is James' worst fear? A Boggart reveals. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/26/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Have you hugged your James Potter today? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
A hug a day keeps James Potter at bay. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/13/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Smudge by Two Drunk Elves reviews
There is a smudge. A smudge. A SMUDGE! On my charms essay. Potter is DEAD. My perfect essay. RUINED with a SMUDGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2116 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Don't Care by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Drastic situations lead to drastic actions. That's why Remus and Tonks are locked in the Knight Bus by their former respected teenage associates Harry and Ginny. A one shot with Remus overanalysing and romantic gestures through a game of Scrabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
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Near To You reviews
Bella remembers Edward after her day on the cliffs. She spends the night with guilt and realises how much Jacob really does mean to her and the sacrafices for them to be together. Oneshot BSxJB Set to the song 'Near to You' by a Fine Frenzy PLEASE R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
I Hate the way I Love you reviews
Bella and Edward finally come back to an aged Forks. When Jacob meets them to discuss the treaty Edward broke, he imprints on a new Cullen, Adele. How will the pack react? More importantly, how will he? Please R&R. PostEclipse. AxJ, RxEm, BxE, JakexA, CxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,002 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007
Rinse reviews
A HxG Oneshot with the song Rinse, by Vanessa Carlton. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Congratulations reviews
Jacob runs into Bella after she has been 'changed' and has married Edward. He has a few things left to say. A Oneshot Songfic. R&R is appreciated.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Lily Potter II: Living up To Harry reviews
Lily is entering her 5th year, and she is so much like her father, Harry Potter. But she doesnt want anything to do with him. How is she going to fight all of her problems at school when she is running away from who she is? [DH SPOILERS] PLEASE R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007
