His unkempt appearance was well-known by students and teachers alike at our school; his cold and reclusive behavior was even more recognizable. Joker/OC. **NEWLY REVISED & REWRITTEN VERSION NOW UP!

A tale maturing with Severus and Hermione, as she saves him, and they learn to fall in love. Hey, I've updated! :)

Takes places during the summer after OoTP, the Golden Trio is forced to stay in hiding at Grimmauld Place. Hermione (who is of age!) begins gravitating towards Snape without knowing why, and he attempts keeping her at arms length, but will be able to remain doing so? AU

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.

Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...

Hermione Granger is sent by Dumbledore to go undercover as a Death Eater for Voldemort. Living every day in fear her true identity will be revealed, Hermione discovers Voldemort has big plans for her. [Hermione/Voldemort]

This story follows my OC, Princess Eliza, whose six brothers have been turned into swans. Despite all his efforts, her father has found no way to break the curse. So he must turn to the one person he swore he would never approach... Rated M.

Hermione is engaged to Ron and Harry to Ginny and everyone is happy, or so they think. What happens when memories brew sexual tension between Harry and Hermione? Who really loves who? Is it love at all? Romance/Drama.

Hermione discovers a darker side to Helen's mythical situation. Rated M for a reason

"TELL me there's another explanation, PLEASE." "There's another explanation." "Oh good. What is it?" "I'm using him for sex." "...you're...using HIM...for sex?" "Yes." "But girls don't use him for sex." "Then it's about time someone did, isn't it?"

During sixth year, Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy are compelled by an ancient & powerful destiny to be together, but will their feelings for each other be enough to save Draco from the taint of his Dark Mark & his evil alter-ego, "Malfoy"? What happens when love and hate collide? Rev. 1 was a DRAMIONE AWARD WINNER in 4 categories! Rev. 2 underway-see profile for details.

Evie Elma ran away for a year after her life changed on the morning of the Sheppard wedding. Now, she's back but not welcome. As she tries to balance getting her best friends back and keeping her secret hidden it all gets harder when her transformation from reckless bitch to quiet, shut-in catches the attention of a certain Bass. Chuck/OC

It must be destiny because Arlene had long decided her life was a romantic drama, and Remus was of course the leading man. The problem wasn't so much reaching the Jane Austen ending, however, as staying there.

Part 1 of Series. What if Hermione Granger wasn't Hermione Granger? Born to Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange, Hermione is raised in the muggle world. But after the Azkaban breakout, what happens when mummy and daddy want their baby back? HGxLV. HGxBZ. HGxMF. HGxDolohov. AU / OOC.

Harry breaks up with Ginny after an incident between her and Hermione. A comment with malicious intent from Ginny makes Harry realize that he's in love with Hermione, who is dealing with her own feelings for Harry. Disregards epilogue in DH. Snape lives.

Occam's Razor is a principle urging one to select among competing hypotheses that which makes the fewest assumptions. In lighter terms, it means that the simplest and least complicated explanation for a phenomenon is typically the correct answer. This is a principle not easily applied to the more complex and emotional situations in life... Severus/OC Rated M for a reason

It seemed ironic that the one thing that could ruin the magical world, the defeat of Voldemort, and Hermione Granger's perfectly ordered life was a book. Time-travel fic. Tom/Hermione. DH-compliant.

Wendy has grown up. She is married and settled. The people of Neverland, all those years ago, are long gone ... aren't they? In childhood it all seemed so straightforward: good and evil, life and love. An adult Wendy finds things far more complicated. A Wendy/Hook story. M readers only, please.

Alex, an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D is assigned to Asgard to keep an eye on the punishment of the war criminal Loki. Unfortunately, all it takes is one night for her to be compromised but it will take much longer for her to deal with the ramifications. Rated M for adult and at time dark themes and a morally ambiguous OC. Contains explicit content. Epilogue contains Thor 2 Spoilers.

A secret relationship after the war threatens all Hermione has worked to achieve, and her very presence at Hogwarts. Some secrets out themselves, but there's one secret she will not allow.

NOT DEAD! UPDATES SLOWLY. Eric Cartman is tired of being the resident fat ass. After befriending The Goths, he soon discovers alternative ways to deal with his weight but when coping leads to self-mutilation, only one person can pull him from the abyss. Cartman/Kyle.

"I'm in love with a criminal. And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical. Mama please don't cry, I will be alright. All reason aside I just can't deny, love the guy". "What a stupid song. We need some AC/DC," Tony groaned. "You only think that because it's true," Loki whispered into his ear. Rating M later.

COMPLETE: A broken time turner shouldn't have sent me back so far. It was unprecedented. Stepping on it-smashing it-nothing should have happened. At most, I should have lost a week. At worst, I should have disappeared altogether. I shouldn't have traveled back fifty-two years; half a bloody century. This should not have happened. HG/TR.

MARRIAGE LAW - I know, I know. It's overdone. But this is the story that I've looked everywhere for and haven't found, so I've taken it on myself to satisfy my Draco-Hermione craving.

Due to his injuries, Severus is unable to resume his old life. He's determined to be lonely and miserable, but the yearly Order Christmas party becomes a bright spot, thanks to Hermione Granger. Complete.

"How up are you for a little game?" Ginny asked. "Keep going," Hermione said. "I bet, Hermione Granger, that you cannot seduce Draco Malfoy without falling in love with him first," "Fine. It's on, Ginerva." Post Hogwarts, what happens when Hermione accidentally runs into Draco Malfoy in the shower? The beginning of a game of seduction of course!

When marriage goes horribly wrong for the Wizarding World. A marriage law puts everyone in the wizarding world into a tailspin. Hermione is busy fighting her own demons and the ministry when containment housing is introduced and all hell breaks loose. SS/HG Rated M to be safe. Complete!

She's a songbird to him and a thief to everyone else, a friend of no one yet a friend of everyone. She stole a star from the night sky and lived to tell the tale. Rumpelstiltskin/OC. Mr. Gold/OC

Hermione deludes herself into thinking she loves Ron, Ron deludes himself into thinking he and Hermione are happy, Voldemort deludes The Order into thinking he's keeping his ..

Just a very short piece that may be the start of an actual story. A drunken woman stumbles across a room...

Diagnosed with a deadly rare cancer, spread throughout her body, Hermione has few choices for comfortable survival. It would figure that the only person who can save her life is the one person who would use the old slave deal as trade. But what secrets lie behind the illness? Warnings: violent scenes, minor character death. It's slow in the beginning but it's worth it in the end!

After a late shift, Michaela takes the bus home. Little does she know that the bus will be hijacked, and all on board will become hostages in the new scheme devised by the Clown Prince of Crime. Post TDK.

Sherlock and John are hunting a kidnapper who has been taking newlywed couples across the Greater London Area and Sherlock has the perfect way to flush him out. Warning: Pre-Slash/Slash of S/J. Now Series 2 Compliant. WIP Slow Updates

FrostIron AU. It's been several years since Tony and Loki have been in the same country, let alone in the same room. They both believed they'd moved on but a chance meeting in a coffee shop leaves them both questioning. Old feelings resurface, past resentments are resurrected, but could a second chance at love be just what they both need? ((Pt 2 of the Picture Perfect series))

JD/Cox: The death of JD's father starts a whole new set of problems when Dr. Cox first offers him the hug he's always wanted. What does he actually want? More the point, what the hell is Dr. Cox doing? Rated M for SEX! R&R! CHAPTER 33 UP!

Sequel to Abyss: Eight years later... Hermione's new profession leads her to take an anonymous client, and she finds herself face to face with the situation of her seventhyear, but now the tables have turned.

Hermione senses there some logic behind Snape's actions during her sixth year. She attempts to figure out her suspicions while helping Harry find the Horcruxes. Slightly AU after HBP. ON HIATUS

War had lodged itself in every crevice of the city below, between the ribs of the soldiers, and somehow she had lost sight of what really mattered.

Book 1 of 'The Fallen': John is named a missing person. Someone is pointing DI Lestrade in the wrong direction. And as the days pass, John's situation only grows more dire. It seems like the disappearance of his best friend is the only thing that can bring Sherlock Holmes back from the dead. Warnings: Graphic Violence/Torture/Rape/Horror

College AU. Loki is forced to attend the same college as Thor. He goes, carrying the secret that has been tearing at him for two years, intent on distancing himself from Thor and his circle of friends. Especially the obnoxious Tony Stark. But things don't always work out like you plan. Will they accept each other, even with their dark sides? ((Pt 1 of the Picture Perfect series))

We all remember the scene from "Deathly Hallows": Harry was struck down by the Dark Lord, and his spirit seemed to go to King's Cross and confer with Albus Dumbledore. Suppose, instead of returning directly to his body, Harry's spirit came back late?

He was leaving town. Forever. And she wasn't coming with him.

Torn between the ambitions of her father and her own desires, a seventh-year Slytherin student finds herself involved in situations well beyond her control, dragging her head of house along with her. Set during G.O.F. SS/OFC. Rated "M" for later chapters.

Mr. Gold waited 5 years. 5 years she had been gone and now she waltzes back in like nothings changed. And thank god, god bless Emma Swan for bringing her back to him. Mr. Gold/OC. NOT MARY SUE IT'S JUST MR.GOLD! Please give this a chance. Ch.26 now up

The Joker kidnapped a seventeen year old girl nearly three months ago. Batman and Gordon have had no luck finding her. When Batman finally catches her wandering the streets, can she finally tell them who the Joker is? Joker/Oc

COMPLETE: "I should," I repeated. "But I don't want to." And then he smiled, and I was wrecked. HG/DM.

Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.

Post-Hogwarts, Hermione is the Potions Apprentice, and Severus is still Headmaster. If they don't hex each other first maybe they'll find comfort in one another.

Rumpelstiltskin and his soulmate Pandora are able to remember their true world, but are too scared to voice their realizations. This mistake will cause a major accident when too much is said to the wrong person. please read as chaos and love enseus

AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.

Once Upon A Time, slightly AU at first, very AU post Episode 8. What's the real story of the miller's daughter, and how does she fit into Storybrooke-and Mr. Gold's schemes? Chapter 16 is up! Magic is coming back to Storybrooke!

Hermione is tragically killed in the final battle and finds that there's more to her life after her earthly one.. Between dealing with her own death and that of friends, she has to deal with a next door neighbour she hates who's just as stubborn as she is. So much for heaven...

"So the plan is, you have until Saturday night to make that," he pointed at Sherlock, "look and act convincingly like a woman, so she can go and be a damsel in distress and trap a serial murderer. Have I got that right?" A crossdressing case fic.

When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at

Continuation of The Goblin & the Small Town Sheriff. Gold and Emma continue their efforts to break the curse, Henry finds a friend, some fairies, a baby, and an election with some dirty tricks to come. I've added a new story arc with Jefferson as a major player for his fans and because this is a particularly fun story-line that's developing. txm

Because some secrets are better left six feet under . . . . Part 1: Joker Origin; Part 2: Joker/OC

Sam Axe is surrounded by lovebirds, and it's given him an idea, but before he can wed the woman of his dreams he needs to divorce the one he's been married to in name only for 30 years. On second thought . . .

Hermione is forced to work with a stranger in capturing the death eaters that have eluded the ministry in the 6 years since the war ended. Draco Malfoy is glad that the ministry gave him enough polyjuice potion to last through the entire mission. Complete.

RESUMED, FINALLY! Chap. 8 is complete. Enjoy! A night of drunken passion brings the two teens together. But Hermione doesn't remember it, and Harry is feeling guilty...Is the friendship doomed?

Snape yearns for peace in death, but the cosmos has other plans. When he finds himself in the center of a celestial wager, will he decide that love leads to freedom, or will he reject love in favor of solitude?

*UPDATED* JD knows the signs. He's seen them on countless patients, knows how serious they are. But what does he do when he's seeing them in the mirror? Slash and angst. Character death? Wait and see...

"I wish…more than life, more than anything…." I whisper to the moon. She is silent, weeping bright white light into the inky blanket surrounding her. I envied her comfort, and matched her in sorrow. "More than the moon—" A deal is made to find a wish.R/OC

Emma & Gold come together in a compromising position & decide to use a phony engagement to cover their indiscretion. Will they, should they commit to each other?

John and Sherlock's lives are turned upsidown when they wake up handcuffed together outside Buckingham Palace and a video from last nights drunken party is leaked

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

Hermione Granger is the new Muggle Studies Professor at Hogwarts and even before the term starts she's already driving Snape crazy. But a brief glimpse into one of Hermione's passions may result in leading them down a road they never expected.

"Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, Have this wish, I wish tonight. I wish for my hero to come and save me from this place. I wish for my prince charming. I wish for my Lancelot." Rumplestiltskin only grinned.

She's returned to help restore Hogwarts. He's returned to bask in his seclusion. But what happens when the two find themselves oddly curious? And what's this deal they've made?

John's made a few friends in New Scotland Yard ever since Sherlock swirled into his life, which is precisely how he knows that everyone at the NSY is under the impression that he and Sherlock have been shagging for years.

A research project becomes the basis for a meeting of minds. Hermione Granger and Severus Snape join forces not only to quench their thirst for knowledge, but also to reform wizarding conventions and defeat the Dark Lord. Of wizards and a Muggleborn AU

A long time ago a jeweler made a deal with the devil of Fairy Tales. Now he's back to collect on his debt. And while things change rapidly around them, Rumpelstiltskin and his new plaything realize the truth. Things change, people don't. Rumpel/OFC

When Dumbledore hears of an attack of Hogwarts he decides to split the trio up and pair them with a professor. But who pulled the short straw and got Snape as their guardian? AU

"The only logical observation I can make is that you felt the pull of the familiar bound.""Oh goodie, goodie, good. A smart master I am to have then?" "No, because you are here to kill me, are you not?" I say with certainty. "Indeed, dear-heart."

A darker, sadder story speculating a possible history between TEQ and Rumpelstiltskin. The essential charaters are those from The Goblin and the Fairy Princess series, but set much earlier in time.

What would you do if you woke up with no memory of who you were, looking like a monster, stuck in a room with a giant snake? Lord Voldemort is in exactly that situation when a spell delivers him into the hands of Hermione Granger. LV/HG set during DH.

John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.

How our favorite snarky potions master and a bright-eyed misfit find solace in each other in the midst of war; SS/HG with drarry on the side. Rating may go up.

Severus has spent three years making Hermione's life as difficult as possible, in hopes that she'll resign her post and leave Hogwarts. When she does, however, he discovers that it's not in his best interest if she leaves, after all. Drama/romance/humor

When playing games with no rules, one is bound to be deceived, cheated, & left lost & confused. Too bad Joker didn't think of this when he created a game out of Kat Megans, his newest object of attention... Joker/OC (Rated M for a reason)

Willow, new to Storybrooke, doesn't expect any of her mysteries to be solved - in fact, she went there to forget them. When she meets Mr. Gold, who seems to know more than he should, she finds herself wrapped up in a deal she didn't even agree to.

Death is a constant companion with in stories and our lives, but even this is a role that a person can only carry for so long. She wants to stop, and he thinks she will ask. But death is addicting, souls are sweet and the taste only gets stronger.

Voldemort was running across the fetid bedroom, his long white hands grasping the windowsill as he hurled himself over it and flew after the bald man and the little woman and then they were a tangle of bodies and limbs and they all twisted and vanished.

Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Sherlock/John. Sherlock's lust for John comes to a head at the worst possible time: in the middle of a strange and dangerous case. Slash.

When Hermione receives a scroll with classified information, she makes the monumental error of accepting Albus Dumbledore's offer. HG-LV; dark fic; starts at the end of OOTP; spoilers all HP books

Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J

COMPLETE An ancient curse and the greed of Salazar Slytherin mean that Hermione is the key to the outcome of the war. She must face hidden truth and try to become who she truly is all the while avoiding capture by Lord Voldemort. HGLV & HGSB & HGRL

Lily Layfield receives a tip that the person she's been searching for is in Miami. Upon arrival she finds herself face to face with a former co-worker, an old friend and a past lover. R&R please.

When Hermione is killed during torture at Malfoy Manor, she becomes a ghost, invisible to all but her killer. In order to pass on herself, she is set with an impossible task: she must first make him experience love. AU HG/LV Sequel to “Just Let Me..."

She saved his life. In exchange, he irreversibly twisted hers. Bruce/OC

Kyle and Cartman have never seen eye to eye. Could a crack-pot proposal from an outside party finally bring some harmony to their tumultuous relationship? KyleXCartman, with a few side pairings.

A dangerous attempt to lure the Dark Lord Voldemort leads to quite a bit of unexpected troubles for one Hermione Granger.

When Hermione is captured by Death Eaters, Severus knows there's only one way to save her. 'What are you doing? ' she asked, her voice shaky. 'Saving your life,' he said, just as he started kissing her neck. Ch 64 up!

Lenore Parker buys the Opera Populaire to reopen it as an Opera House, and inherits all the problems that go with it. Including the Opera Ghost. Tempers flare, passion suffocates, and much more.

What would you do if you went into a pensieve, and then found that you couldn't leave? What if the only person who could see you was your arch-nemesis? You'd haunt him and try and make his life miserable, of course. HG/TR

Hermione winds up being critical to Voldemort's plans after she survives the final battle. DARK LV/HG/TR/DM

A list of things never to do at Hogwarts. Or is that a to do list instead? Warning: The acting out of any of these listed may result in detention or expulsion, but you'll have a hell of a good time. Will be part of a novel length story later.

After the war is over, Severus is left humiliated, an outcast in the wizarding world. And for him, the fight isn't over yet. But this time, he doesn't have to fight alone. Complete.

PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.

I find your lack of enthusiasm in this correspondance childish and amusing in equal portions. You're pouting like a child.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”

A lot of things have changed after the defeat of the Dark Lord. Ron's about to find out how much. some slash, abuse, but not what you think. completed

Some successes are only measured in how long you last before falling. Hermione writes a letter and begins a relationship. Complete

Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will

Hermione Granger and Severus Snape find themselves trapped together in a tiny room with no means of escape. The worst part: it's Valentine's Day. PostVoldemort fluff.