Doghead Thirteenhide bio
 Author has written 11 stories for Ranma, Harry Potter, X-overs, Girl Genius, Naruto, Shadowrun, and Misc. Tv Shows. First actual login from me for a very long time and it's to say this; I am now writing original fiction, I am gunning for doing it for a living, and a hell of a tale has just began to be told; to find me get rid of the Pit of Voles munging of: (dot) com (slash) scottishfarmboybiker I've come a very long way since the last time I posted in this joint; if you like what I did here what I'm doing now will blow you out of the water. Stay awesome and see you round the internet some time. - Doghead13, on a very badass day in August of 2019. |
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Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 791,067 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 3,466 - Follows: 2,661 - Updated: 3/1/2019 - Published: 11/11/2007
From the Ashes by erttheking reviews
Even after seeing their world burned, Humanity was able to stand up again, and push beyond their pre-war status and reach the heavens. But how will a hardened Humanity handle life among the stars? And how will others react to this aggressive newcomer?
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 118 - Words: 913,475 - Reviews: 3495 - Favs: 2,809 - Follows: 2,644 - Updated: 2/24/2019 - Published: 5/17/2012
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6307 - Favs: 13,385 - Follows: 15,947 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Pencils down Death rays up by Vaunt reviews
This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.
Crossover - World of Darkness & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,874 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 4/12/2018 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Complete
Sort the Dragon by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A continuation of Doghead Thirteen's excellent fic, Enter the Dragon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,786 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 847 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,580 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15198 - Favs: 22,908 - Follows: 20,139 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
R&D by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF but why should all the costumes be American when the proprietor isn't? Xander dresses as the last human alive...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,918 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Xander H.
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
40k: ToyHammer by Rogue Vector reviews
In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,721 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009
Millennium by Black Dragon6 reviews
Guardian spinoff and Sailor Moon crossover. My first full dive into the worn path of SM Ranma crosses! Let's see how many characters I can totally corrupt...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 411,958 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/22/2005
Guardian by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma leaves Nerima and joins a special police force. Special in that it's made up of psychos, fools, and nymphomaniacs all charged with protecting Tokyo from the supernatural and terrorist forces that plague its streets.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 455,231 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/14/2002
The Queen who fell to Earth by Bobmin356 reviews
Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 302,411 - Reviews: 2680 - Favs: 6,093 - Follows: 3,172 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
XSGCOM: Terra from the Deep by Hotpoint reviews
Crossover between SG1 and XCOM. As old enemies fall by the wayside new ones appear to challenge the Tau'ri and their allies.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 153,663 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010
The Tiniest Wish by Brenn.K reviews
The tiniest wish can make all the difference. A Slytherin-sorted Harry, a not so soft Narcissa, and a very, very large familiar are just a few things to take note of when Severus does not see James Potter when he first looks at Harry. Hiatus: 1/12-3/12 .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 115,657 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Harry P., Millicent B.
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 9025 - Favs: 13,472 - Follows: 10,322 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 3,940 - Follows: 3,429 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Half a Legacy by Ozzallos reviews
Crystal Tokyo is not a given and the last unascended Ancient initiates a chain of events that will thrust Usagi, Ranma and O'Neill out into the frontier, where they will either secure the future or watch the Universe itself fall silent. R.5/SM/SG1
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Ranma - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,291 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 402 - Published: 7/8/2010 - J. O'Neill, Ranma
Kakashi's Lament by Chris Hill reviews
Kakashi will regret having the most unpredictable person in Konoha on his team. Poor him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,008 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Recca Potter and the Philosopher's Stone by Aleh reviews
Originally an omake to Appreciation: Some people should not be in some positions. When Hakaishin Recca woke up in Harry Potter's shoes, he promptly went about proving this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,946 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008
Muggle Summer, Wizard's Fall by canoncansodoff reviews
A seventh-year saga that begins one hour after Dumbledore's funeral. Harry gets some unexpected and unexpectedly useful help from the Muggle World...so much that wonders whether the power he knows not is actually the British monarchy! HHr, RWLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 369,477 - Reviews: 2347 - Favs: 2,938 - Follows: 2,908 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Poker Night by Academia Nut reviews
When a Hero of the Imperium perishes, the stakes are never higher. Warhammer 40k crossed with a variety of other universes
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 131 - Published: 8/28/2009
The Best Seven Years by Blu Taiger reviews
Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,344 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Luna L., Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Appreciation by Aleh reviews
There are many stories in which Team 7 gets a sane, well adjusted sensei who helps them to become loyal, competent shinobi of the Leaf. This... is not one of them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 104,669 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007
All at Once by Aurilia reviews
AU. Harry didn't go to Hogwarts, he went to Stonewall Secondary. His main goal in life was to leave the Dursleys' and go to college, until Remus Lupin finds him on his seventeenth birthday and his life changes all at once. See Ch 1 AN for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 210,642 - Reviews: 3050 - Favs: 2,632 - Follows: 2,642 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
Bat Tales: NERV's Belfry by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
How much trouble could one little bat be? To Shinji Ikari, it allowed him to bring a fictional hero to life and change the fate of humanity. Way to go, doofus... Fusion with Batman.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,327 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 3020 - Favs: 7,158 - Follows: 2,907 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2367 - Favs: 5,880 - Follows: 1,916 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2397 - Favs: 4,695 - Follows: 3,966 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
The Best of Times by Ozzallos reviews
Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,987 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Episode XIV: A New Force by DhampyrX2 reviews
Here's the beginning of my 'Xander: Twilight Lord of the
Sith' sequels. {SEQUAL TO HALLOWEEN: EPISODE X(ANDER)}
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,707 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 9/20/2004
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Enter the Dragon reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 131,097 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 2,975 - Follows: 2,543 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
The Sea King reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 351 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Harry Johnson and the Deathtrap Girl reviews
Sequel to Headmaster’s Socks. As Harry and Hermione enter the next stage of the relationship, it's time for them to enter their second term at the Collegium. But there's something rotten in the bowels of Hogwarts, and Ginny Weasely is in big trouble...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 82,497 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Book of Dobby Reboot: Per Arcana ad Astra reviews
Rewriting the Book of Dobby. Harry Potter has had enough, and now - with a little help from his friends - he's decided to bring the fight to the Death Eaters in a way they cannot understand. Turn out those lights! Don't you know there's a war on?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Girl Genius - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,481 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009
Top Dog and Biker Half shorts reviews
Assorted shorts from the Top Dog universe. Most of these are ideas I've had that I can't think of where to go with next; others are background-setting for things that'll happen elsewhere. Some stuff I've got written can't be posted yet due to spoilers.
Crossover - X-overs & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,348 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 4/4/2007
A Fox in Tokyo reviews
Naruto Uzumaki just became a ninja. But wait a minute, since when was Konoha hidden in modern-day Tokyo and where did all the guns and bombs come from? This is Nerima, 1996, and these are the meanest streets on Earth. Set in the Top Dog universe.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 41,772 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Naruto U.
Harry Johnson and the Lunatic Scientist reviews
Fits between Headmaster's Socks and Deathtrap Girl. It's summer 1997, Harry's got a job to do, the Blink Dog is in for a Hell of a ride, and Hermione's about to get a look at what life as an interstellar mercenary is really all about...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 111,177 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
The Book of Dobby: Per Arcana ad Astra reviews
There's only so far you can push anyone before they'll push back, and Harry's been pushed too far. Between that and Dobby's form of mad proving contagious, things are about to get violent. ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,963 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008
Biker Half: The Rewrite reviews
In a world built on lies where nothing is what it seems, dominant lesbian goth Akane Tendo finds herself falling deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole accompanied by an aquatranssexual nomad biker, a half Irish guerilla and a private club of crazies...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,180 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 2/17/2007
Harry Johnson and the Headmaster's Socks reviews
Very extreme AU, myriad crossovers, many new characters, very super Super!Harry, majorly altered timeline. Entering Hogwarts, sixteen-year-old Hermione Granger is about to find herself thrown in at the deep end of one helluva mean old galaxy...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 157,825 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
Biker Half Classic Version reviews
Yup, it's the notorious Biker Half! Originally written between 1998 and 2002, when I had a lot more learning to do. This is as far as this one goes, folks. I'm now working on an extensive rewrite and replot, to be found among my stories posted here.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 118,952 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
