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Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.

Year one, AU. Things didn't go quite as planned the first time around, so a higher power stepped in and changed things around. How will Harry turn out now, if he learns not to take everything at face value? He begins his first year... in Ravenclaw.

Hermione hates Draco in the springtime, Hermione hates Draco in the fall, Hermione hates Draco 247.

Dating's tough when you're Harry Potter. Ron watches his best friend go through some very bad dating experiences, while going through some awkward ones of his own. H/R slash. Please note the rating and warnings inside.

After a night they can't remember, comes a day they'll never forget. ---- IchigoIkkaku

New CH! Lesson 22: How To Get Back on the Social Ladder. The essential life-skills handbook for bright Shinigami of all ages, featuring all the subjects they didn't teach you at the Academy, but you wish they had. Reviews and ideas are very welcome.

30 signs to show you when you're screwed. Or when things have gone totally insane.....

Snape is shocked when he sees Hermione Granger, the girl he spent twenty years looking for, amongst the first years of Hogwarts. A Time-Travel fic tangling Snape and Hermione together during Voldemort's first rise.

Shirosaki has been invading Ichigo's dreams lately, making his life a living hell. "I refuse to be th' Horse forever, King. I'm gonna buck ya off, and when yeh fall, know that it's gonna hurt." ShirosakiXIchigo. COMPLETE.

Dudley Dursley: champion boxer, crass chav, cannibal?, bad boyfriend, good son, annoying cousin, best friend. It's hard to keep all the identities straight. Fin.

HPDM slash. The world Harry helped save is darkening and changing around him, and he doesn't think he can save it a second time. Maybe hiding a fugitive Draco Malfoy is a start, however.

Las Noches has caught the romance novel bug! And it seems that Ulquiorra has taken an interest as well though it wasn't for the books--more for someone else. UlquiGrimm Yaoi

Formerly on the account of Luke Kenobi. Written for the Third Floor Corridor Cliche Contest. Harry and Snape have been sent to Azkaban on false charges. Once out, they are not what the Order expects.

COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.

The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.

This is the story of a little boy, which in itself isn't so unusual- it's his secrecy. Ishida/Ichigo. Written by Kyou.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

Hermione Granger's recently retired parents plunge headlong into village life and decide to drag her along for the ride. There are a number of unexpected consequences. SS/HG, DH compliant but epilogue ignored.

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

Bertie makes a holiday wish, Jeeves finds a note, and Father Christmas lends a hand. Wodehouse slash.

This is a few of the marauders detention slips.

AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*

A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.

A response to all cliched Azkaban!Harry fics. Harry is in Azkaban for a crime he DID commit, leaving Hermione & the Order with a Mission Impossible to get him out. I didn't despise MoRon and Gin when I wrote this, so they get killed, not bashed. Ends HHr.

The trio have defeated Voldemort but paid a devastating price.How can they cope without each other and without any magical memories?. This fic is now being gradually beta'd and chapters reposted

Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.

The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”

Draco spends all day trying not to go crazy, Harry is king of takeaway.

COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.

Severus, Minerva, Sybill and cringe Lockhart take the 3rd year students on a Muggle Studies field trip. Of course it's complete anarchy.

What if Hermione Granger wasn't Nice at all? This is the POV of a NotNice Hermione on the events of the first five books.

Integra decides to clear up a few things about her gender identity to her troops.

-mild SBHG- Hermione's got a convenient new thing called a timeturner that lets her get to classes in third year. But suddenly, a message from herself has her housing a known convict, and it's not so convenient anymore...

Murder, mayhem, madness and Malfoy! Harry and Hermione face down an unexpected conspiracy, a possible nefarious plot, wild rumors and much, much worse to save their best friend from a terrible fate...right?