Hello happy people! I am ElisiansBane, medical anthropologist and KKM/FMA/LOTR fanfic author. I write fanfiction to relieve stress, practice writing, story-telling, and character development. I became a fan fic author when I felt that Kyou Kara Maou, my favorite shounen ai anime/manga, was seriously lacking in the story elements that I thought it should have. I've never found an anime that gave me as much to work with or as much inspiration as KKM and the Royal Couple.

One main problem is that I come up with these best-seller Pulitzer prize novels in my head that are perfect in every way but once I sit at a computer it all goes out the window. It's a strange phenomenon that no one has found a cure for yet. I also have a strange harshly sarcastic sense of humor that no one understands but me. But I promise if you think about it, you will get it and realize how brilliant my joke is!