Author has written 12 stories for Sisters Grimm, and Twilight. HHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!:) Name: EMILY DA STRANGE ;) Gender: "Let me check" does random scientific reaserch " its a girl"YAYAYAYAY Age: Between 10-18 Live In : Eath, Australia, Queenslad, (thats all im sayin) Origen: I have apsolutley no idea?? School: if you no it St Hildas Eye colour: green Hair colour: browny blondy Favorite Book (Series): The Sisters Grimm, Alex Rider, Twilight, Maximum Ride, Favorite Couples: Puck&Sabrina, Edward&Bella (duh!), Alice&Jasper, Max&Fang Favorite TV Show: NCIS, Simpsons, Futurerama, Family Guy, Phinese and Freb(i uumm send me sugestions coz im having a blank... Favorite Movies: Twilight, Little shop of Horrors, Sweeny Todd, Favorite Music: Anything really, except opra or anything corny things you should know about my stories: ok i am a huge tomboy but for some resson i like to read the romance stories and if you've read my stories you would know i write mushy, sappy, fluff love stories, VER OOC stroies... (I DONT GE IT EITHER :s) hahahahahahahahaha these lines are fun :) :) :) sorry back to business :l Remember 1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. 2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler 14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney! 19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin. Guns don't kill people. I do. My imaginary friend doesn't like you either. 32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. 34.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship. I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet 39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal. 42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing. 46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock! If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. Would you like a cookie? So would I. 56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. 57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. 58.) A day without sunshine is like... night. 59.) A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water! 61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!! 65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'. 68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. America is a free country. Of course, you can't get that freedom untill you are eighteen, but that's okay, because when you do turn eighteen, you get a bunch of privlieges, like doing jury duty, paying taxes, and paying off bills... A stranger will stab you in the back, a friend will stab you in the front, a boyfriend will stab you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated! Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then! I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. My favorite word is sarcasm. "I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity. I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else. Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. At the start of your life, you will be awarded a lifetime supply of air. Use it wisely. I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I don't obsess! I think intensely. The dark side has cookies, but we have pie. Blueberry, to be exact. Be who you are and say what you feel for those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved problems? When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Education is important. school however, is another matter. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? Don’t mess with me, I've got a stick A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers. When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!! When life gives you lemons, throw it in the trash and tell life you'd rather have money. My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone. 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. there are 3 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't. dont worry about the people in your past, theres a reason they didnt make it to your future. Why is rap so named? Becasue the'c' fell off at the printer. How is it possible to have a civil war? Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it. CUT & PASTE 99 of teens choose to smoke or use drugs. If you like bagels, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. ~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (but not as as weird as you) put this on your profile If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile. If you have a wide range of interests, put this on your profile If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile (Or Else!) If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile 92 percent of the population has moved onto rap. If your one of the two percent who still rocks, copy and paste this on your profile If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile (You have NO idea) Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio. My name is Sarah, I am but three. My eyes are swollen I cannot see. I must be stupid, I must be bad. What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly. Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong, Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone. The house is dark, My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car! My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls, I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping, He shouts ugly words. He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more. I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it, And I start to bawl. He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream, But its now much too late. His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain, Again and again, Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Girls Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his freinds, who thinks your beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER for people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) pictures for animals: http:///kbetue.jpg where i got the idea for the ELEMENTAL CHALLENGE: http:///Art4/The_Elements.jpg Prom Escape Sabrina's dress- but shorter:http:///il_430xN.83430298.jpg Puck's tux: http:///189/504801425_8c5b8e321b.jpg?v=0 Moth's dress: http:///latin_ballroom_dancing_shoes_tango_swing_salsa/images/uploads/OW3-2115-Red-2.jpg Georgia's dress: http:///pictures/g-pic-Romana_long_black_evening_dress.jpg Elm's tux-without glasses: http:///images/slideshows/mens/standalone/gq/fashion/1208/tuxedo/00001f.jpg |
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