All of the resident supervillains have been acting pretty strange lately and Tony's sure that means something bad's about to happen.

The one where Phil owns a diner. Takes in strays. And Clint just wants his own room. High School AU: Also featuring Tony "I'm too smart for my own good" Stark. Steve "all american, I'm in love with Bucky Barnes" Rogers. Natasha "scary Russian transfer student" Romanoff. Thor "I eat for a living" Odinson. And Bruce "science brother wonder team" Banner.

They each have a rather unique soul mark, and they wouldn't have it any other way. Avengers AU with soul marks (couldn't help myself!). Rated T for language.

The Avengers decided to give everyone a heart attack and disappear. Clint, ex-carnie/mercenary/SHIELD agent and Avenger-on-leave, goes on a killing spree. Or: Clint is really not just a dumb carnie with a bow and arrows, Maria Hill is meticulous in her coffee preference, and James Barnes is just a lost angry puppy (he won't be appearing until Chapter 2) Non-AoU compliant

The case seems easy – a 6 at best - and then Sherlock wakes up in a hospital suffering from amnesia (Yes, a cheesy situation, but work with me here) and Molly finds herself engaged to him, bound to move in with him and plan a wedding that can't happen, because the groom is out of his mind and still tries to solve a case that suddenly turns into a 9. - COMPLETE

The Trials and Tribulations of Creating a Painkiller for a Super-Soldier in Tights: a story by Tony Stark.

Tony is surprised to see Pepper with a baby. And maybe that's one of the scariest things he's ever seen. But she looks so happy, and he would do almost anything to keep her happy.

It all started with a little girl. Actually, it started with the bugs, but the Avengers are trying to forget the bugs. So there's a little girl and the Hulk, who keeps doing heroic things that makes social media explode. Meanwhile, Bruce Banner wants to know what's up with those t-shirts. Basically, this is the story of how the Hulk became New York's favourite Avenger.

"Let me get this straight, you're trying to blackmail an Uchiha?" "umm... Well yeah. Basically." "You're dumber than you look." "Who's the one getting blackmailed?"ItachixOC

When a normal mission results in a crippling injury, Tenten is forced to deal with the frustration of a slow recovery - and teammates who are far too determined to help her back to health.

The Avengers have dis-Assembled and returned to their (somewhat) normal lives... until a superpower-less Loki shows up in Manhattan, and Director Fury designates Agent Clint Barton as a temporary demigod-sitter. Eventually, the whole team is brought back together in an effort to cope with the situation. Rated K-plus for explosions, insanity, and coffee abuse. Written by Alassiel.

Sakura is on vacation in Italy with her friends and buckets of cash. But what happens when she gets lost in a crowd and then is sent to a travelling artist for help..? This is one vacation that surely won't be as planned. sasusaku AU

Sasu/Saku. The day Sasuke lost Naruto's respect forever was the day the blond saw him apologizing to Sakura.

Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.

Akina wasn't a shinobi - she just knew a few family techniques. And quite frankly, just the thought (or memory) of facing off against one was enough to scare her out of her mind. Kakashi was... a bit... well, who knows? At least Gai for all his eccentricity, was a nice, honest person. And, Ibiki well, he was just amused. One-shot.

Because nothing in Sasuke's life goes according to plan. Especially Sakura. Oneshot. Major Fluff. Crackish.

Tenten has been kicked out of her apartment, so Neji invites her to stay with him, does it have anything to do with the strange dreams he's been having? And what's this about an engagement? Nejiten.

In which you express your feelings through a dictionary because you're not the best conversationalist. For SasuSaku Month. AU

ONESHOT - Uchiha do NOT hover. previously published under harualea - apologies for any confusion

ONESHOT - A huge bouquet of roses sat on her desk... no card. Where'd they come from! previously posted under the name harualea - apologies for any confusion

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

Office!AU for all the team. Clint keeps stealing the office doughnuts in the name of love. Steve Rogers leads his crack team of data analysts to doughnut-winning glory. Well, that's the plan.

"Can you come over? My hand's stuck in the toilet." An entry for the "Remember When This Was Fun" contest!

Soon after attending Hogwarts, she befriends Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini, further distancing herself from her brother. As war begins to brew, Vanessa finds herself in danger of losing not only her brother, but her friends as well. Rated for language.

He was beyond lazy. She was beyond troublesome. It was beyond love. A series of Shikatema oneshots.

"I was critically injured...by a circus midget?" "A rogue circus midget. Tiny but deadly." Wherein Sasuke is injured, Naruto force feeds him with an airplane, and Sakura tries to help him urinate but fails epically. SasuSaku with hints of SasuSakuNaru.

Draco and Ginny are pretty bad at faking it. Written for the 2011 D/G Fic Exchange. Winner of Snarkiest Conversation and Mod's Choice.

"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.

A mostly Harry/Ginny fic set after the second war. With RW/HrG too. Slight other pairings.

Takes place right after chapter 36 of the Deathly Hallows up to the Epilogue. The war is over, but emotions are still strong. How will everyone deal? Will things ever go back to normal? H/G Hr/R

The memories are haunting him. He finds himself confronting his past, reliving it. Why does he see the little girl with pale green eyes? She's Papa's Baby Girl. oneshot written about what Kakuzu left behind in the village. M for blood, gore and swearing

And so, as the two sat across from one another in a small café located in the muggle area of London, Lily was looking at the man Scorpius had wanted to be while he looked at the woman Lily appeared to be.

Neji proposes. Tenten panics. Sasuke makes it worse.

"WHAT? I DEMAND YOU PUT THAT DOG BACK." The lawyer stomped her foot, and glared at the unfazed criminal. "Well. Me and the pet shop aren't really on good terms right now..." Courtney froze and slowly turned towards her boyfriend, "You didn't." DxC oneshot

Summary: Our gazes locked and I saw my future in his eyes. Then he grabbed the last package of Skittles. "Oh HELL no!" AU sasusaku

CRACK The Naruto gang joins Facebook. And basically fails at life. Uchiha Sasuke feels stupid. Uchiha Karin is plotting. And Haruno Sakura is murderous. Someone definitely needs to get laid.

Tenten led a lonely life in the quaint Ginger Village, until one summer day the house next door is finally occupied. Amongst accidents and blunders Neji, the new neighbor, and Tenten form a life-long friendship bond. Neji/Tenten. Cute romance oneshot.

Shikamaru and Temari come to a little arrangement when it comes to Shikamaru's habits, but who's really getting the better end of the deal?

"What! Sasuke-kun bought him," Sakura said defensively. Ino looked scandalized. "But you can't, Sakura! It's like, the golden rule of threesomes!" In which an attempt to spice up Sasuke and Sakura's love life takes a drastic turn. NaruSasuSaku.

A Seth fic for a VDay Challenge. Angsty fic.

Minato used to worry a lot about Kakashi... until that one day he caught his charge spying on another boy only a couple years younger than himself...". Also contains Minato/Kushina pairing. Written for Avocado Love

Itachi knew his little brother was obsessive, but this was ridiculous. AU Follows 'Under the Moonlight' 3 of 4

"Get those lips ready, Sakura, because you're going to have to kiss every boy on this list, no exceptions!" "But you put, like, all of Konoha on that list!" "Exactly!" Oh Ino, I'm going to kick your ass if Sasuke ever lets go of mine.

Are you naughty or nice? Be sure not to lie. Because Santa - well, he's checking that list twice. Christmas Oneshot. —Sasuke/Sakura.

"Hinata-sama, for my sake and yours, I hope you're lying." Unfortunately, the growing blush on her cheeks told otherwise.

Leah and Nessie have an uncomfortable conversation. Sometimes it would be better to just stay home. JxL, SxN.

Lee's constantly pulling Tenten into group hugs since Neji never joins in. She'd always thought it was harmless, until she found herself squashed together with the Kazekage. Gaaten.

Gai sensei had always said that the key to defeating a genjustu user was to look at their feet. SasuTen.

cross my heart and hope to die. / simon-centric. simon/isabelle.

Gaara doesn't really understand girls.

While on a motorcycle 'outing', not a date - an OUTING! Jacob and Leah have a run in with a squirrel. Leah's revenge on Jacob after 'Spider Love'. Rated T for language.

Claire is curious about love and wants to know what is that 'one' thing that couples do with one another that they do with anyone else. None of the other imprints or Quil is willing to answer that question. But Leah has no problems. T for language.

Paul thinks Leah Clearwater is the hottest girl on the rez...if only if she'd shut her mouth. Pre-Imprint Paul on Leah, no romantic pairings.

Jacob's pack take Claire out for for Halloween. One-shot for MidnightStarr's Halloween Challenge.

Two packs. Two leaders. One living room. With the vampires gone, Sam and Jacob each get a brief moment of introspection before they try to figure out what to do with two packs in one town.

"Look, I get my personality isn't all ice cream and blowjobs but you bailed on me..." Paul imprints on someone that can be just as volatile as him. Paul/OC One-Shot.

"Well, okay, it's sort of like gaydar.—Without, you know, the gay part." "So imprinting is like 'dar.'" "Well… yeah." Jacob has the most awkward conversation of his life. Jake/Nessie, oneshot

Leah confronts Emily on the flaws of Imprinting. Emily POV. Oneshot.

Edward finds himself in an awkward situation..

When Leah is sent to seek out Jacob, she thinks the task will be mundane. She is wrong.

Well it started out in the Burrow but now Ginnys' Life is at Hogwarts with wacky friends and the ever increasing confusing Mr. Potter........ Oh how will she ever survive? I'M BACK!

How does Leah handle being human for the duration of a pregnancy? Who's the Daddy?

Jake yells at Emily for Leah! Blackwater and good for people who don't like Emily!

ShikaTema. If there was one thing that turned Shikamaru on, it was watching Temari play shogi with him. Smutty one-shot.

She had a plan. She had a bogus name. And she failed.

I kissed her when I was 7 and she pushed me off the jungle gym. I kissed her, again, at 14 and she gave me a black eye. Has he learned anything? Here's hoping third times the charm. Blackwater fluff.

Shikamaru and Temari play a quick game... Shikamaru/Temari

Harry learns a lesson on true love, when running late one morning for the Quidditch match. Draco/OC

Team Gai!-the exclamation point, TenTen tells people, is not negotiable-has bonded over the strangest of things, most of which even Lee knows better than to mention in public. A gen story about Team Gai!

Not everything lasts forever, but some of us secretly think they should... Shikamaru/Temari

"Silly Mommy, I'm not going to marry Jacob! Leah is. And I am going to marry Seth, that's my fairytale ending." Blackwater! NessiexSeth on the side, Nessie's POV

Tenten works her ass off in a Chocolate Shop because today was apparently a big day. Valentines day. She thought this day would never end. With crazy shoppers, a loudmouth best friend, and an appearance of a hot guy-Tenten finds herself blushingconstantly

What happens when Sam and Jacob's packs are forced to bond?

Set while Bella is pregnant with Renesmee. Jacob, Seth and Leah reluctantly join the Cullens for a meal and some Discovery Channel on wolves...This has got to get interesting. Blackwater.

He asked her to marry him. She said yes. Or well, something like that...

Renesmee comes to tell Leah something important. Blackwater.

"Sakura, he's gay." "Fine. He's just as gay as you are." "Excuse me?" "You're excused." Smile.

It's Sue and Charlie's wedding soon! And Jacob, Leah and Seth are on their way to Seattle for a fitting! But Leah's pissed, Jacob's terrified of elevators,and Seth's...well, Seth's Seth.

It's how imprinting works: you give your imprint anything they want. But what if they want the unthinkable?

Thursdays. Catherine never got the hang of Thursdays. But a stranger showing up at the Quileute Tribal School soon changes that for her. Who is he? She can only guess. The only certain thing is that the girl running up to him calls him "Daddy". One-Shot

When he wakes up in the morning and sees the woman he loves sleeping sound in his arms he smiles, because when he has Leah, everything is perfect.

When Rin and Kakashi both were fifteen, they made a choice. It was easy. OneShot.

Minato's attempt at confessing that he likes Kushina's hair takes a wrong turn. Oneshot, MinaKushi.

He didn't see the harm in letting Nessie take his son for a walk in the woods. But Jacob learns that sometimes a leopard never changes her spots. One-shot. Warning: Love Nessie then do NOT read! You have been warned.

Seth's imprint is leaving, and he's starting to go insane. Just a weird little thing that I wrote when I was bored...R&R, please! Rated T for language. Meant to be stupid and a little funny, but there's some serious mixed in there!

Sakura makes the mistake of sending the boys food shopping. Random drabble for Spyrea. Rated for language. NO PORN, JUST INSANE BEST FRIEND ANTICS.

"So, you two are friends?" "I guess," she'd told him with a lofty shrug at the same moment Nara had said, quite definitively, "No." ShikaTema. Mild cursing.

Alex had her reasons for not wanting to go to the Malfoy's stupid annual Christmas party. Her parents and the Malfoy's plans of matchmaking shouldn't have surprised her...the night could only go downhill from there, it seemed.

“This is your initiation. You must organize and complete, I repeat complete, a crafty, devious, original, entertaining, interesting, successful prank. Oh, this prank has to be done on Leah and Jake. Simultaneously.” What would you to be initiated?

R&R "Respect. You're going to treat my daughter with respect. What? The same type of respect when she was five and you took her virginity!" "I didn't take her virginity at five you sick freak! Who in the world told you that?"

AU. MinatoKushina. Kushina looks like a mess, has her identity as a stalker revealed and perves on her neighbour, all within ten minutes. But it's okay, because there will always be ramen.

When the pack heads over to the Cullens', Leah gets dragged into an unfortunate situation with Emmett's most recent prank on the Cullen Patriarch. Oneshot! R&R

She has got to be the luckiest girl in Konoha to be loved by the Uchiha. SasuSaku. AU.

"Would you like to help with the garden, Leah?" She snorts at his question, but picks up a trowel anyway and replies smugly, "Yeah, might as well be something alive around Leech Manor." EdwardLeah, oneshot

A boring day unleashes the mischevious sides of Jacob and Seth. Dare they go there? Oh, yes they do. My first story, Rated M for language and innuendos. If you're looking for a Jacob/Seth pairing, you should move on, cuz you won't find it here.

The origins of Temari's infamous black kimono. Eh? What's Shikamaru got to do with it?

Contradictory to public opinion, Kushina is not in love with Minato. OneShot. Rated T for hints of child abuse.

He just knew he would end up marrying this girl... And God wouldn't be the only one laughing in the end. ShikaTema

Young Neji had not been one to socialize. He would just stare with lost eyes at all the little children. He couldn't relate, and he didn't know how. "I found you! You're it!" NejiTen featuring the then and now. Fluff

He proposes. She says, "Only if you get on one knee." He was in a meeting. She was in the hospital. They were on the phone. Oneshot, SasuSaku

One-Shot drabble about looking good being the best revenge. Just for fun and because I had the song 'Hope it Gives You Hell' stuck in my head. Go Team Leah! T for language

While Yuki is asleep next to him, Sasuke looks back and remembers how they got together, and how much he loves her. SasuxOc. :

Itachi was just doing his job, finding new methods to torture his brother under any circumstances. Rated M for language.

There is only one thing that frazzles an Uchiha.

There are brazen courageous women who sigh and give annoyed glances to women who insist on bringing their newborn, crying, needy, and sticky children to adult places, like movie theaters and shopping malls. They are my heroes.

AU. “I get the best feeling in the world when you say ‘get out of my way’ or glare at me because I know, even just for a second, I’ve crossed your mind.” SasuSaku

It wasn't hard to see it coming, what with Malfoy's tendency to act without thinking. She wasn't so sure she regreted she hadn't been quick enough to stop him, though.

Naruto may not have the best taste in television, but Sasuke should know better. Right? SasuNaruSasu.

Isabelle decides to cook a meal for her and Simon, but it doesn't go quite as planned, and Simon has to use all his diversionary tactics... Fluff, one-shot.

Over the years, the Cullen family has adopted a new addition to the family-Emma. Emmett is left to "baby-sit" his favorite sister. Fun ensues.

Oneshot. Blackwater. In which Jacob Black deals with all the reasons why Leah Clearwater won't go out with him. R&R

On her birthday, Rebecca makes a wish to spend a day in the Twilight world, never expecting it to happen. Not only does her wish come true, but she gets more than she could ever hope for. Oneshot.

All children go through that 'Mine' stage, Duncan was no different. -DxC

Alec/Magnus! One-shot! Alec and Isabelle have a little talk. "You are my little sister. I don't want to tell you about my sexual life." She beamed. "So you admit that you have a sexual life!"

The first itsy-bitsy bikini was neither yellow nor polka-dotted, but the judges loved it.

It begins with a simple question, a loaded question: "What do you know about kissing, Jacob Black?"

Breaking a leg is supposedly lucky. On Sam and Emily's wedding day, this is realised. WARNING: Heavy swearing.

After an embarrassing episode during a mission briefing, Neji decides to cut his hair. Tenten goes on a mission to stop him. Neji/Ten

Jacob and Seth have an uncomfortable conversation. Who's stepping on whose territory, exactly? JxL, SxN.

Sasuke has had it. Forget revenge, forget everything. All he wanted was one last battle, a cool death. But nooo, everybody was conspiring against him. So he takes his death into his own hand. Hopefully this time it will stick. Slightly, read very, OOC

Leah deals with a pack of horny teen wolves. How fun...

R&R "Me too. Even though I technically didn't do anything wrong. I really think I'm the victim here cause I have a worm in my stomach."

Shikamaru knows that no matter how much Temari loves him, he'll always come second in her heart. Because even though she would give up her home, her identity, and her very self to be with him, she would never give up her brothers.

She was Saturday night, and he was Sunday morning. ShikaTema, AU. Oneshot.

Hey dudes, remember me, your son’s mate who practically lives with you? Well now I’m snogging your only daughter! Want help with dinner? - Scorpius is about to face his worst nightmare; facing the in-laws. Cliche idea, but it works. New one-shot.

Paul and I used to be friends. Best friends, actually. One-shot, R&R sorry if they're OOC

Sasuke, aged 10, asks the question every parent- and older brother, in this case- dreads to hear: what is sex? Try not to scar him too much, Itachi. Background KisaIta.

Ah, Blackwater fluff at a young age. Before Leah was bitter. Before Bella stole Jake's heart. Crap summary, R&R please/

Little Leah Clearwater is lonely on valentines day. What happens when she finds out to boys want her to be their valentine?....AU....

Seth imprinted on Nahuel's sister when Emmett and Jasper rescue her, but she's terrified of him and the wolves. What could change her mind? And her gift causes trouble for everyone. Preview avail. before prologue.

Leah Clearwater tells Renesmee Cullen the one thing she can never give Jacob Black. Blackwater drabble.

Leah and Jacob watch American Idol.

What do the pack members think of Leah and Paul being together? Are they happy? Angry? Sad? Jealous? These are their opinions on the odd couple. Drabble series!

/Its such a gorgeous sight to see you eat in the middle of the night./ Leah eats. Jacob wonders. Blackwater. Enjoy!

Sasuke has virtually lost intrest in everything until he meets the most unusal friend.

This wasn't a date. Nope, not a date at all... even if Jacob wouldn't let go of my hand.

Leah and Paul celebrate their first Christmas together as a couple. Since nothing with them is ever simple, Paul should have realized Leah would have the exact opposite reaction that most women would have. Then again, he wouldn't want Leah any other way.

A young Sasuke writes a letter to Santa. Warnings: AU, drabble, and an evil little Sasuke

Ginny meets Draco's parents officially, and decides on a rather interesting approach... "Oh how very Slytherin of you, my dear." One shot.

Aphrodisiacs don't really work. It's fun to pretend, though. Sasuten.

She looked at her father and tried to smile for his benefit, but she knew she failed miserably. “Daddy, I’m getting married today."

Yes, there are rules for a relationship. Especially when you're in a "relationship" with Leah Clearwater. Blackwater!

Embry lets out a frustrated sigh and glares at the both of us. “We’re fed up with you two fighting all the time.” I’m about to argue that we don’t fight all the time when Seth cuts me off. “Yes, you do. All the time.” Blackwater.

Oneshot, young!Jacob, Leah and Bella/ “That’s not how you speak to your mother! You’re grounded!” Jacob scolds. Bella’s face is priceless. Leah wants to laugh.

She didn't need him fighting her battles for her. She could take care of herself like she had been doing all along. One-shot.

Alpha to Alpha talk. Sam and Jake. "Yet, the moment he hears that we’re together, he drops everything, his imprint, patrol, and whatever the fck else he does , to come and harass me? Someone needs to teach this prick a lesson." Blackwater.

It's not easy being an S-ranked nukenin and part of one of the world's most evil organizations. Especially not if you have to deal with hormones, tauntrums and growing-pains. Luckily the younger Akatsuki members have such kind and understanding partners.

The one rule about watching horror movies during a date: the girl is supposed to cling to the guy at the scary parts. NOT the other way around! JacobLeah, oneshot

“You can't ever leave me. You understand me? You started this. You let the cat out of the bag. If you so much as try to break my heart, I'll break you. Understand?” Blackwater. Cannon through p358 of BD.

I’m a 6”5’, tanned, muscled, wolf, and I have nothing to do on a Friday night. I’m sitting on the couch channel surfing, when I hear the news: Leah has a date. The “bitter harpy” of our pack has a date while I’m here watching infomercials for Sham-Wow.

One-Shot Draco/OC excerpt from my story, though it'll be a long while till I get to this point in the plot. Draco and Gaddy celebrate St. Valentine's Day in their own way, and we get the satisfaction of some down-n-dirty fluff.

Michelle Black makes a bet with Hermione about a certain Blond. The ending results is more than she ever imagine

Ginny keeps running into her childhood crush--literally. She realizes she may be in love with him, and Harry Potter--the savior of the world she's never met before--just might be falling for her as well. H/G. Post DH. ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!

ONESHOT: How Anko met Iruka, and how their familial relationship came to be. And how no one is safe from it; just a tiny bit of KakaIru at the end, too.

When he stares down at the sated face of Isabelle Lightwood, he feels a feeling that could possibly and only be called 'fondness' - another thing he didn't know existed but could apparently feel. Sebastian/Isabelle. Complete.

He wanted to bang his head on the wall until his brains emptied his skull because it would probably stop the revolting and mortifying *feelings* she was inspiring in him. Sebastian/Isabelle. Complete.

Neji/Tenten. 20 moments together. From emotionally constipated boyfriends to misunderstood proposals; from braided hair to crazy weddings—from him to her—every moment is inexplicable, delicate, and absolutely nothing and everything at the same time.

What do you do when you like a guy but he only wants to be friends? What do you do when you find your feelings changing for someone that made your life even more complicated? you fall in love, but is it ever really that easy? Rated T to be sure. HP & GW

Oneshot: Eight-year-old Naruto hates Parent Day, because he has no parents. He never expected Iruka and Anko to come on his behalf, expecting to see what he'd learned. And he DEFINITELY hadn't expected Anko to punch out his sensei!

Definition: The branch of linguistics that deals with syntax and morphology - and sometimes also deals with sex.

“Tenten, will you marry me? If you don’t say yes, I’ll punch you and push you off the swing. I'll always be your married friend even if you run out of sweets to give me and even if you don’t go to my birthday.” Kids portraying marriage. Classic.

Just because he had an imprint, it didn't mean he couldn't give his beta a valentine. Blackwater Oneshot. Please Review! Happy V-Day!

The Quileute werewolves go camping, old fashioned style. But they're a little rusty after being wolfy after all this time...

-“We like Neji. We like that you like Neji. We like that you both like comparing the size of the sticks you have jammed up your--.” “Thank you, Naruto,” Sakura broke in, cutting him off before Sasuke was forced to stab him in the face.- SasuNeji.

Leah asks a question. Jacob finds it extremely awkward. But since when is that new with Leah? Blackwater.

Ginny has had a bad day. She was late for charms, she got caught hexing some prat and she got sprayed with pumpkin juice, because Errol landed in it. Further more, she's embarrassed because Harry has just seen her, in her pink bunny rabbit pajamas.

Sasuke, what are you doing?" "I WANNA BE A FISH!" Sasuke and Itachi brotherliness.

“I propped myself up on my elbow and resisted the urge to punch Jacob Black in the face.” Ah, the legendary morning after. If only Leah could recall exactly what happened between she and her Alpha.

Preseries. "It's tragic," Isabelle says, "but you've been demoted to family pillow. Deal."

Quit hogging the bed Jacob! ONESHOT

Leah comes over to baby sit for Jacob, and Jacob asks for a story. Leah tells him about Sam. To avoid any confusion, Jacob is 11 and Leah is 14. Just a cute, fun fan fic.

A series of one shots staring Lily Luna Potter and moments with Harry. Not all involve kisses but that was the name before I made it a series. Vote on my profile if I should change it!

It's really sad when I can truthfully say that my period makes me act like a werewolf." Claire suffers a fall, and Quil saves her. Kind of. Quil/Claire.

“I’m going to imprint on this rock,” she announced to no one in particular, fixing her eyes on the rounded pebble she held in her hand so hard they began to water.

Jacob and Leah discuss the pros and cons of getting Seth a puppy. Jacob/Leah, post-BD

Iruka's three year old daughter suddenly shows up and Kakashi doesn't know how to handle the situation.

“Do you want to hear my theory?” “No.” “Too bad.” Post Breaking Dawn. Jacob and Leah have a talk about imprinting, true love, and other such things. Jacob/Leah.

oneshot. sasusaku. 'Hn.' I can speak in Sasuke-kun's dialect.

She was third wheel even to Jake and Nessie. Or so she thought. JacobLeah.

AU SASUSAKU. "Sakura Haruno." She informed. "Why did you just introduce yourself now?" He asked. "Sweetie, you should know the name of the person who’s about to get down and dirty with your briefs.” CRACK.

“You. Bedroom. Pants off. Now.” She ordered. Sasuke threw a triumphant smirk in Neji’s direction. "As you can see Neji-san, it really is quite the opposite." Rated T just in case.

How the hell are we supposed to use this room if it’s the size of a bathtub and only has one bed?” Sakura snorted and looked at Sasuke. Naruto stared at Sasuke, waiting for an answer. Sasuke sighed. "I take right, Sakura, middle, and Idiot, left"

AU SASUSAKU ONESHOT. Because olive juice could very well look like something else, that is very, very important, when it is mouthed.

A weekend trip to the mysterious Rose Cottage leads to Ginny’s 2nd pregnancy & Hermione’s 1st. Ron & Hermione join Harry & Ginny on 'The Next Great Adventure' as they await the births of Albus Potter & Rose Weasley. NOW COMPLETE!

“It's not that! You caught me off guard!” “Hnn. It was easier than I would have expected…”

[superglompage for Quiet Moon] Neji has noticed Tenten's weight drop from the past year, so he took it upon himself to help her. NejiTenten only.

A short paragraph for each letter of the alphabet, next generation families.

Oh. My. God. I could have sworn I put it down on my desk... DARN IT! In which Sakura and Sasuke are thrown into chaos over a measly writing utensil. Sakura X Sasuke

AU Oneshot SasuSaku: She likes him. Her father doesn't approve of him. What happens at Neji's party? Based on the music video "Check yes Juliet" by We the kings. LOOK AT MY PROFILE. NO SEQUEL!

Sasuke finds it hard to retain control over himself when Sakura arrives at a costume party wearing a beyond sexy outfit. And now he's got to watch her flirt with another guy. He's gonna show her who's really in control.

-"Sasuke, what would you do if I left you and your fianceé my four-year-old daughter to take care of for the day?" "I'd kill you, Naruto." "Heh, heh -gulp-. Wait, really?"

Who would've thought spell checking his name would've lead to Sasuke calling her cute. First story, rated T because I'm paranoid.

Ginny's crossed the boundary dividing her from Harry as Ron's little sister. Harry's found out that Ginny is quite the interesting person. Could it be that friendship or maybe more is in the air? Why the hesitation between Ron and Hermione? Hmmm... FIN

Harry and Ginny take James, Al, and Lily for ice cream. WARNING: THIS STORY INVOLVES EXPLOSIONS AND RANDOM OUTBURSTS OF ANGER. Enjoy!

Sasuke doesn't like people touching his stuff. Fluff SxS

AU SASUSAKU"And besides Sasuke,kissing in the academy is breaking the rules." But as Tsunade started to blow her whistle to start the activity,he knew no one was ever going to stop him,because,technically,he's not breaking it,he's even following it...

Sasuke and me in a hospital....I bet he is hungry.....soup, I'll get soup.......but why should the soup be the only one to touch his lips! One-shot SasuSaku

Because they were Sasuke and Sakura. And because it is a known fact that rules were meant to be broken. AU ONESHOT

A quiet evening by the lake turns into a difficult goodbye for Harry and Ginny as he is about to trek off with Dumbledore to find the locket. Oneshot.

The trio and Ginny go to 1977 and pose as teachers for defense and an exchange student! Chaos, pranks, humor, and suspicion ensue! Post DH Pairings HP/GW RW/HG JP/LE SB/OC RL/OC

Harry acted without thinking, as he often did when it came to Ginny. He walked up to her, unseen by anyone because of his Cloak. Glancing around to make sure nobody was looking in their direction, Harry slipped the cloak over Ginny's head. A time of despair for both Harry and Ginny brings them closer than ever;takes place during the Final Battle,as Harry prepares to face his deat

Because, no matter what you may think, Sasuke and Sakura actually have a very romantical relationship. Ask the lovequotes /SasuSaku. cracky oneshot collection/ chapter ten: the end and not tonight

I watched him watch her. It hurt, I won't lie. There was something about her that captivated Harry--she glowed. If I could be like that...maybe Harry would like me...A Ginny story of transformation and achieving love.

Birthdays. Pfft. She could do without them. She always had. But...at times she wished it could be different. She wished she could have a family. One that would celebrate the day with her; one that would love her. But that was just a stupid dream...Right?

Sometimes she just really feels left out of the loop. She's not their buddy, partner in crime, or comrade. To them, she's more like a mom. How lame is that?

Ginny's chastity has come under question and that can mean only one thing: The Weasley brothers want to kill Harry. What's Harry going to do, with six Weasley men trying to kill him? And why does Ginny think she's doomed? This story is Ginny's POV.

Harry Potter never really enjoyed Christmas until he heard a beautiful old story that stayed with him for years and, with Ginny's help, he finally learns a special kind of magic. Harry/Ginny oneshot.

At Temari's wedding, Gaara catches the bouquet. Inept at understanding things like superstion and luck, Gaara now believes he has to get married. Insert hilarity here. [gaaramatsuri, shikamarutemari]

Sasuke knew that he was being a bit much, and maybe he wasn’t really being all that reasonable right now, but he just could not, would not, let his son into the bathroom.

Sasuke ponders the virtues of coffee and his lover.

[ONESHOT] Albus Jr. ponders over the wonder that is pregnancy, and to his curious questions, Ginny and Harry are forced to give him blatant answers such as...magic?

"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.

A rumbling chuckle erupted from Edward’s lips. “When you have conversations with Charlie, you don’t leave him with much to say.” [EdwardBella Oneshot DUH] [Slight spoilers!]

Tras la llegada de un antiguo amor de Ginny a la boda de Bill y Fleur, Harry sufre un ataque de celos. Ginny por su parte lo confronta con la pregunta que el no tiene respuesta. Por que cuando llega el momento de las deciciones, es o todo o nada.

[ShikaTema] He hated to say it. He would NEVER say it...But she had him wrapped around her little finger... Or did she? [R&R, oneshot Sexual language 'n implied innuendoes plus shameless fluff await!]

Uzimaki Naruto stood out in Toys R Us, not only due to his fluorescent orange jacket, but also becuase he was 23 years old, and he was fighting with Hyuuga Neji and Nara Shikamaru over the last Barbie doll on a shelf. Now, why was this, you may ask?

Sasuke can't take it: Sakura is driving him insane! So, he tells her to stop. But, there's only one thing. What is Sakura doing wrong? Even she doesn't know. So, Sasuke, go tell her! [SasuSaku]

6 meses despues de los eventos de Angel Guardian, harry y Ginny celebran su primera navidad juntos. oneshot

Mientras todo el mundo esta perdido en como ayudar a Harry a sobrellevar la muerte de Sirius, Ginny tiene la forma perfecta de ayudar al chico que le gusta y a su angel guardian en el proceso.

Sakura really was too sweet for her own good, sometimes. For heaven's sake, she had him BLUSHING! But she still smiled at him, just all too innocently, completely oblivious.

An AU Sasusaku oneshot. Sasuke is a bit shy and Sakura's a bit of a tomboy, will the talent show be able to bring these two together or will Sasuke be put to shame trying to impress the girl of his dreams?

This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.

Prequel Oneshot: While escaping the chaos of a sudden proposal, Sasuke and Sakura find themselves discussing some very important facts of life.

[ShikaTema] Nothing was worth the trouble for him unless he could turn it into a game.

SasuSaku Oneshot. Sakura is pregnant and she can't resist trying what she believes are 'nutritious juices for her baby'. What's that? Why, vegetable juices! And to Sasuke, nothing could be more terrible than watching her drink such.

Kankurou catches Shikamaru at his house waiting for Temari. With a beer in hand, Kankurou decides it might be fun to screw with his sister's lover. Implied [ShikaTem]. One Shot.

Charlie wakes up after a night out with his brothers and is puzzled by his wife's behaviour.

It's not whether you win or lose... [fluff, NejiShikamaruTemari OT3, no spoilers]

[Oneshot][SasuSaku]Sakura is dressed up...and coincidentally, Gaara is coming to Konoha later in the day. Sasuke realizes that he is having a hard time dealing with the possibility of Sakura liking someone other than him.

Temari tells Shikamaru her opinion on his eyebrows...

One day, Temari begins an intersting string of questions.

After 'Dream a Dream' Shikamaru is influenced to pop the question. SHIKATEMA ONESHOT

Tenten is usually quite good at being patient. [NejiTenten]

[SasuSaku Oneshot] Sakura's POV. “Why Sasuke?” I asked mischievously, batting my eyelashes. “Do you want me to get on the table?” This caused Naruto to snort, and I knew that was his way of laughing. [First Oneshot, Please R&R!]

It was an assault…on a mission. By a freaking teammate. Yet, Sakura can’t get happier than this.

Shikamaru finds out how troublesome dealing with Sand is the hard way. ShikaxTem, mentions of possible threesome. Spoilers for timejump.

A small oneshot that I wrote for a short story contest. I decided to post it here. SasukexOC

AU. Naruto saw in TV that if you drop something and the girl that picks it up will date you. What happens if he wants to see if it works? And what happens if he drags his friends into it? Oneshot. Please review but no flames. SasSak, NarHin, ShiaIno, Neji

Ino decides to buy Shikamaru a shirt, which turns out to be rather troublesome for him. Kind of Shikamaru x Temari. Temari x Shikamaru, really. One shot.

Rin has to go on a mission that is difficult for any kunoichi...and asks Kakashi for something that would change them forever.

[Oneshot][SasuSaku]'Sasuke kun, I baked you a cake! I hope you like it' '...I hate sweets.' Uchiha Sasuke is about to find out...that in the end...it's the thought that counts.

Only one thing stands between Sasuke and his tomatoes...oneshot.

Sometimes the best way to get a guy to like you is to make him hate you first. [SakuSasu] [OneShot]

Sakura explains why she likes penguins. Full summery inside, oneshot, SasukeSakura

He hates how she can spend hours talking about nothing at all, but as soon as she’s quiet, he can’t help but wonder what she’ll say next. [OneShot] Slight SasuSaku.

[SasuSaku AU OneShoT] I love you. They’ve told each other those words almost every moment! They never intended it as something real and only teased each other. They never thought the day would come that they’d actually mean it.

When people are getting married right and left, Shikamaru wants to make sure Temari doesn’t get any sudden ideas. Except, Temari has smarts of her own. Run, Shikamaru, Run! ShikamaruTemari.

Watch as Uchiha Sasuke find his life turned upside down with his wife's antics driving him crazy. It's all for love. sasusaku. slightly crack

The sand siblings are stranded in Konoha during the New Year. Sometimes, gestures can be taken up the wrong way. ShikaTema oneshot.

Shikamaru Nara had spent a whole week in the Hidden Sand Village for his mission. Little did he know how much his stay had influenced the Siblings of the Sand. Warning for Postmangatimeskip spoilers. Hinted ShikamaruxTemari...

Oneshot: Sakura is having trouble with her training, and Sasuke is willing to help her out.

[ONESHOT] from NarutoHS RP on Livejournal. Shikamaru and his mother take a trip to KoMax to buy a new pair of pants. Poor Shika meets Temari in a way he would probably change if he could.

Temari doesn't realize that taking allergy medication makes you a drug addict. [one shot]

Harry's flight from Filch's wrath ends him up in a pitchblack broom closet with a young woman who's as clueless as he is. Oneshot.

[ONE-SHOT] “I was thinking, rather, that you remind me of a goose.” This was so unexpected that his mouth dropped open and he gaped at her. “Excuse me?” he asked, flabbergasted. HG. Please R&R!

One-Shot What makes you want to reveal your feelings to the one you love? Bravery? Courage? Wrong! Fairies! Rainy afternoon... Silly, shy boy... HG fluff! R&R!

Hedwig is frustrated with all the drama and decides to take matters under her own wings...