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Joined 04-11-08, id: 1548746, Profile Updated: 04-15-08
Author has written 4 stories for FAKE, Count Cain: God Child, and Sherlock.

age: 14

sex: yes plz, I mean female

hair: naturally blonde, dyed red

eyes: bloo!

favourite anime/manga characters:

cain(mine! Back off riff), jizabel - godchild

L, matsuda, matt, near - death note

rukia, renji, con, the little pink-haired girl who rides on ken-chans back, nova - bleach

nyuu, lucy - elfen lied (yes I know they're the same person, doesn't matter)

tamaki, hani, hikaru, kaoru, haruhis dad - ouran high school host club

there are more but i can't think of any right now. i'm going to stop abuseing the english language for a bit to write something (be scared) see ya!

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Sherlock 100 by Nova-chan reviews
Me filling the Sherlock 100 table on Livejournal. Rating will fluctuate.. Chap 42 and 43: Sherlock comes home to find John packing. Chap 44-46: Mycroft has suffered a brain injury; Sherlock puts his life on hold to care for him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 51,486 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Chosen One by Under the Oak Tree reviews
20 Dec 2011; UNDER REWRITE. Pls follow updates at oaklified twitter . Aim to have it finish by New Year!
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,556 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 1/12/2003
Blasphemy by skysedge reviews
This. All we need is this.
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Cain H., Riff R. - Complete
Tipsy by katkin reviews
"I love everyone in this room," he announced proudly."I know you do, buddy," John replied "Which is why you're going to clean this carpet in the morning. Because you're a good friend." "I am a good friend!" Sherlock agreed.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Conventional Wisdom by alwaysnight reviews
In which Mycroft bequeaths a gift unto Sherlock, and John finds it hard to keep his cool. Chapter three: Ambulances. John/Sherlock. Eventual slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Hollow Men by endsoftime reviews
What constitutes a life when you've just stopped living? Sequel to Remain with me. Much angst. And then smex.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,938 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Yet, Much to Live For by danglingdingle reviews
A 221b-drabble about John coming to terms with who he is, with a little nudge from Sherlock. Feel free to use your slash goggles. Disclaimer: 'Sherlock' is the property of BBC. I make no profit from any of this.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/1/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Consequences of Caring by Richefic reviews
Sherlock might scoff at this 'caring' lark. But John Watson's situation cries out to be 'solved' and there is nothing that Holmes likes more than solving things. A series in four parts. 1 The Flat. 2. The Limp. 3. The Shaking Hand. 4. The Nightmares.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Confusion and Empathy by SherlockMuser reviews
This is my first ever fic. Review please! Definite John/Sherlock later on. John and Sarah end their relationship but Sherlock can't deduce why. Or how he feels. And John realises something. I own nothing apart from the mac I type on. Rating may go up. :
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Kid in a Candy Store by Fialleril reviews
"I'm very disappointed in the adult world, John. Your brains are even more infantile than I'd thought." Asexual!Sherlock and mortified!John in a sex shop, by request.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
When We Sleep by PrincessNala reviews
Sherlock needed to feel every beat of his heart, every rise and fall of his chest as he breathed. It was the only way to completely assure himself that John was alive and right there next to him, and not dead, no, never dead… John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,660 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 112 - Published: 8/25/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
IT'S A SIMS WORLD AFTER ALL by stephomi reviews
There's something strange going on in London. People are doing things they don't want to do, acting illogically...Sherlock wants to know what's going on.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Complete
Chow Mein, Deductions and Realisations by Jennistar1 reviews
Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 198 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Effects Of Alcohol by Camacartz reviews
Sherlock gets drunk and John has to put up with him. One-shot
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock Goes Shopping by Apple Senorita reviews
One shot. John decides Sherlock needs a taste of domesticity, and so drags him off for some grocery shopping. Headaches ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/22/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 2,597 - Follows: 312 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Brother of Mine by lokiMMXII reviews
"Believe it or not, Mycroft never lied whenever he admitted to worrying about his younger brother." A story that looks at Mycroft's reasons for watching over his younger brother so closely.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Strange News from Another Star by Gater101 reviews
Part Three. Wherein Sherlock isn't really a sociopath, John reaches out and a trip to Edinburgh occurs.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,895 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Substitute by danglingdingle reviews
Sherlock hasn't slept in ages. John might be able to help if he complies. Pre-John/Sherlock slash. Disclaimer: BBC's, not mine. No profit made here.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
5 Times Sherlock Cried Alone by Nova-chan reviews
...and one time he cried in front of John. A livejournal prompt that I filled.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Topical by Gater101 reviews
Wherein John has lunch with his sister and Sherlock is the topic of conversation.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/3/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Extraordinary by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock tries to understand his preoccupation with one Doctor John Watson - the one case he can never solve. Sherlock/John pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
words that are never spoken by lozzypoo reviews
Yuki and Shuichi had always had a rocky reationship but what happens if Yuki gets up and leaves for no reason leaving Shuichi heartbroken and alone. He returns 2 years later to find everything changed, especially Shuichi who hasn’t talked in two years
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,610 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 11/16/2007
That Which Does Not Kill You by Bards of Bedlam reviews
JJ is a sharpshooter. It’s his job to shoot people, if he has to. But when one shot goes awry, he finds himself trying to prevent a suicide by the child of the man he’s killed. JJ/Drake, with a generous helping of Ryo/Dee.
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,769 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009
Mailing Letters to Addresses in a Ghost Town by TraitorTatara reviews
I always loved you...I just didn’t realize it until you lay dying in my arms.
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete
L's True Love by Slackerman811 reviews
One night Light finds out how much L loves cake. LxCake. Yes you did read that right. Warning cake sexification.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Spirit Week by whitetyger123 reviews
Wammy's house has a Spirit Week, and they want Mello to join. Rated for some... thoughts... that Matt has. Note, this is in Wammy's House before the whole Kira thing starts.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Chocolatendo by Matt'sUke reviews
Matt came up with the name not me. Rated for Matt and my wonderful vocab and suggestive chatter. Just a crack fic, role-play via iChat. Mello was sick in bed.... and bored.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,863 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Martyr by twentyfiveraven reviews
Mello, patron saint of gunslingers, burn victims, heartbreak, and needless sacrifice. Mello wholeheartedly agrees. Bad language, poetry, bitterness, and metaphors. And the retaliation. 1st part is Matt's, 2nd part is Mello's.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
keep your attention on me by KENZI-CHI reviews
matt had never realized he liked mello until they had shared their first kiss together, but things may get a little complicated after that. Their love will be able to hold out when Mello is too busy with succeeding L, right? Complete! Bonus ch. up!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,618 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Without you by KaibaGirl007 reviews
When Mokuba died Kaiba lost everything, little did he expect to find love in the process of trying to rebuild his life. SetoXRyou.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,966 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007 - [S. Kaiba, R. Bakura] - Complete
Can't Let It Go by Devious-Darling reviews
Riff's always had feelings for Cain, but will Cain ever return those feelings?
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008
The Day The Sun Was Smothered by skysedge reviews
The crash of a silver tea tray falling to the floor. The gasp of a younger sister confused. The yells of a family scandalised. And, louder than them all, the silence of a butler shown affection above his station. CainxRiff oneshot
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Cain H. - Complete
The Result of Sugar by Silverneko9lives0 reviews
Total sugarhigh stories about the Godchild crew. Major OOC, clearly humor. In many ways, it's a crack fic. Enjoy COMPLETE
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
The Devil's Gentlemen by Sanguinary Tears reviews
Because of a kiss, Cain and Riff are forced to separate from each other. Cain is sent away into the countryside and imprisoned. Riff is sent to an asylum where he is destined to die. Two unlikely persons, however, are determined to help them escape.
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,599 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007
Time changes people by TheSiner reviews
Shu can't be with Yuki anymore, because he is...Yuki mean and cold. So he runs away leaving everything behind. Then he returns. He has changed. How will Yuki react? Will they be together again? Complete for now.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 52,057 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S.
Shadow And Starshine by skysedge reviews
Riff is receiving letters from someone claiming to love him and can't help but reply, despite the threat it poses. No good can come of shadow and starshine colliding. -Admitting the pairing defies the point. Work it out. It's easy!-
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Riff R., Cain H.
Randomness: Pure and Undefiled by Daisukeismyboyfriend reviews
Just what the title says. Pairings are absolutely random. Taco. Rated T because I rate stuff T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2008
Condemned by bewitchedbewildered reviews
Mello turns the wheel and keep driving, keeps going…like he’s always done, cause he’s Mello and he’s like that. He is just stubborn enough to out live every person that has ever mattered to him." Yaoi. Mello/Matt chapter 99 spoilers.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Left Through the Backdoor But No One Knew by Emerin reviews
The love that comes wrapped up in a bloody red bow, dripping with danger and passion and forevers, thats the love reserved for the precious few.Thats the love I will always yearn for, but will never have.ximplied DeeRyo SLASH x
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Complete
Completely Unnecessary by lapidary reviews
Raito didn't really expect L to be wearing a dress when he walked in. Why no, not at all. [slight RaitoxL. May cause trauma of sorts.]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
I'm just a kid by Dark-Angel302 reviews
Ryou Bakura and Seto Kaiba are two teenagers who(you have to admit)are mature for their age, and don't have any REAL friends. But what if they descovered each other, and brought out the side that, let's just say, made them act 'more their age'. SetoxRyou
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,252 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 3/27/2004
I'm a big kid! by eclipse-moon reviews
Everyones keeping secrets from Jonouchi and Yami is beginning to act weird around the blonde. What's wrong with Seto? Hay! Don't they regonize him? Why do they keep calling him a little kid? (SetoxJou)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,523 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005
The Evil Ultimate Fake Fanfic by anakosama reviews
Has anyone else noticed some striking trends in Fake fanfiction recently?
FAKE - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,474 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/31/2004
Afternoon Tea And Tarts by Mochiron reviews
Silly RiffxCain. It's a problem for Riff when his master is bored at teatime. Indeed. Rated for bad table manners, among other things. Oneshot.
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Complete
Sold by Fate VII reviews
Written on, by, and for a rainy day. Where do you draw the line between moving on and moving away? Ryo on life, death, 42, tongue piercings, Dee, chainsmoking, and England. PG-13 for PG-13-ness.
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2004
FAKE Boys in Kindergarten! by Nameless Boast reviews
Oneshot. An AU fic to rock the ages! Note: This is a PARODY, meant in good fun. Fellow writers, take no offense!
FAKE - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2004 - Complete
The Hunter in Your Eyes by Evil Asian Genius reviews
Based on Boy's Next Door by Kaori Yuki. Adrian and Lawrence, one rainy morning.
Boy's Next Door - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Published: 1/28/2004
My Sexy Butler by Elf Asato reviews
Cain, Riff, and Merry ride out to visit Cain's peculiar relatives...
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Complete
Peaches by Elf Asato reviews
Riff has to deal with many things in life, including a sleepless master who has peach nightmares...
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Complete
False Impressions by Leah Aute reviews
The 27th precinct will never be the same once Danny's arrived. The model, who just happens to be living with JJ, seems to attract trouble. From a series of model murders to attempted kidnapping and family troubles it seems things will never be calm again.
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,417 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/20/2003 - Published: 4/13/2001
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Facebook Fun reviews
John has something to announce... Fun, silly oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2010 - John W. - Complete
Out of Hand reviews
Humour/parody. not crack -quite- has been described as 'hilarious' 'amazing' and 'magical' -seriously read the reviews- . The first chapter's the best by far but I'm trying to improve the rest. enjoy!
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009
SelfInflicted reviews
One-shot. Dee writes a letter explaining his feelings for Ryo. Rated T for language
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Argument reviews
Oneshot. Dee and Ryo have an argument. rated T for mild language. I'm bad at summaries.
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete