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Joined 05-04-08, id: 1568024, Profile Updated: 03-27-11
Author has written 6 stories for Halo, Alex Cross series, Robert Langdon series, Dexter, Harry Potter, and Alex Rider.

Hey all, just wanted to drop by and say Happy New Years but also that I'm sorry.Everything is on hiatus for lack of inspiration. I had the stories planned out some time afterwards, instead of trying to wing it, and still have the plans with me, but I'm not going to continue them until I'm satisfied with my work. I've started on a new FF, but unlike my other works it's a cross over from Alex Rider and Harry Potter. It's a plot bunny that's been bothering me a while and I'm posting a little prologue to see reactions of reader.

I don't want to completely give up on my other stories put for now Solider's Life is permanently on Hiatus (i don't know if you can permanently put something on Hiatus or not...). I want to try updating the Need and Psychopathetics but again, it's very tough because I am rather unsatisfied with my writing. Apologies again.

I'm also into a lot of sports now, very athletic especially football (or soccer as most North Americans consider it to be). I'm rather bhusy with that too because I'm on a city team and it's hard to get time to write along with practices and school activities and work.

Favorite Sports Teams: Real Madrid (football, Spain League), Manchester United (football, English League), L.A. Lakers (basketball, NBA), Tottenham Hotspurs (football, English League), FC Barcelona (football, Spain League). Though my main team is REAL MADRID.

Favorite Athletes: Iker Casillas (keeper for Real Madrid),

Favorite Anime/Manga: I don't watch much anime anymore but I still do read some of them such as Naruto, Death Note, Bleach and others, however I am still rather familiar with the one's listed from before.

Favorite Books/Series: Dan Brown's Angels and Demons, Digital Fortress and The Da Vinci Code; Eoin Colfer's Artemis Fowl series; James Patterson's Alex Cross series (Really recommend this series); J.K Rowling's Harry Potter series; Anthony Horowitz's Alex Rider series; Kenneth Oppel's Wing series (Firewing, Sunwing etc.); Eric Walter's Safe as Houses; Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events; Matthew Skeleton's Endymion Spring ( I really Recommend this book); Christopher Dinsdale's Stolen Away; William C. Dietz Halo: The Flood; Eric Nylund's Halo: The Fall Of Reach,

Favorite Games: Halo 1, 2 and 3, Guitar Hero, Rockband, Naruo Ultimate Ninja series, DOA/Dead or Alive, Soul Calibur IV, Gaiaonline user is Dj_Rial if you're wondering, GUNZ the Duel, Kingdom Hearts, Tales of Symphonia, Final Fantasy, Fire Emblem, Fable II, Tom Clancy's Rainbow 6: Vegas 2, Lego: Indiana Jones, and Unreal Tournament, C.O.D, Black Ops, Army of 2,

Music Artists: Eminem, Ne-Yo, Bon Jovi, Linkin Park, Simple Plan, All American Rejects, SR-71, Aerosmith, AFI, Flyleaf, Akon, Chris Brown, Crash Parallel, Creature, Daughtry, Fall Out Boy, Finger Eleven, Hedley, Nickleback, New Kids On The Block, The Rasmus, State Of Shock, Stabilo, Shawn Desman, Usher, Theory Of A Dead Man, Big Bang, Flo-Rida, Daddy Yankee, Saving Abel, B.O.B and Timbaland.

Favorite Television Shows/Movies: ABDC America's Best Dance Crew!! (Fave crews? Jabbawokeez! Super Cr3w and Quest! Whoot!!), Dexter (Serial Killer), Suite Like of Zack and Cody, The Dark Knight, Get Smart, Harry Potter Movies, Family Guy, American Dad, Simpsons, Drake and Josh, ICarly, Devil Wears Prada, The Simpsons Movie, The Da Vinci Code, Enchanted, Angels and Demons.

Favorite actors/actresses: Ewan McGregor from Moulin Rouge (Christian), Angels and Demons as Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca; Damian Lewis from Forsyte Saga, Band of Brothers; Paul Bettany from Da Vinci Code as Silas, Firewall as Bill Cox and Iron Man as JARVIS; Michael C. Hall as Dexter from Showtime's Dexter; Simon Baker as Patrick Jane from The Mentalist; Daniel Radcliffe from Harry Potter as Harry Potter, Tom Hanks from Angels and Demons and Da Vinci Code as Robert Langdon; Robert Downey Jr. from Iron Man as...well... Iron Man/Tony Stark, Heath Ledger from The Dark Night as Joker; Hugh Laurie from House as Dr. Gregory House.

Favorite Quotes:

The only thing you have to fear is FEAR ITSELF... and spiders. -- Found somewhere online, just can't remember when... :P

Sorry I'm late, I got lost on the path of life
--Kakashi Hatake

Don't be so hasty
--Kakashi Hatake

Mada Mada Dane (You've still got a ways to go)
--Ryoma Echizen

"Dear Humanity... we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
—Avery J. Johnson

"Woah... It's like a postcard... Dear Sarge, kickin' ass in outer space, wish you were here!
—Marine ODST

"I heard that...jackass!"
—Avery J. Johnson

"You know, your father never asked me for help either!"
—Avery J. Johnson, lending a hand to Commander Miranda Keyes

Did I give you permission to bitch, soldier?
--Avery J. Johnson

if you give him a weaker weapon I thought we were friends!
--Avery J. Johnson

shooting him as Master Chief Chief, you're supposed to set an example
--Avery J. Johnson

shooting him as the Master Chief Clean your visor, jackass.
--Avery J. Johnson

giving him a stronger weapon I can't take this! pause Yes I can.
--Avery J. Johnson

giving him a stronger weapon Now that... is some love.
--Avery J. Johnson

Don't make me take off my belt!
--Avery J. Johnson

Now listen up! Back in my day, we didn't have fancy tanks! We had sticks. Two stick and a rock for the entire platoon! And we had to share the rock! You should consider yourself very lucky marines!
--Avery J. Johnson

if the Master Chief dies Ha ha very funny Chief! pause Uh Oh
--Avery J. Johnson

Cortana: Sergeant Johnson has just delivered a Scorpion tank to the Master Chief and Cortana Thanks for the tank. He never gets me anything.
Sgt. Johnson: manning a machine gun Oh, I know what the ladies like.

Please... don't shake the light bulb!
--Avery J. Johnson

Listen, Tinkerbell, don't make me...
--Avery J. Johnson

When aiming at Sergeant Johnson I know I'm pretty, but we gotta get to work!
--Avery J. Johnson

Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hoola hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it!
--Avery J. Johnson

Hit it, Marines! Go! Go! Go! The corps ain't payin' us by the hour!
--Avery J. Johnson

We have enough to worry about without you two trying to kill each other.
--Avery J. Johnson

Crazy fool. Why do you always jump? Someday you're gonna land on someone as stubborn as you, and i don't do bits and pieces.
--Avery J. Johnson

if you shoot him Do I owe you money?
--Marine

Damn, I forgot the plan. pause Oh yeah, kill all the aliens.
--Marine

Seriously, if you're not dead, you're fine!
--Marine

Hey, you're the perfect height... to kiss my ass!
--Marine

I need a weapon.
--Master Chief (Halo)

I was gonna shoot my way out. Mix things up a little.
--Master Chief

"Why is it you're allowed to cry at weddings but you're not allowed to laugh at funerals?"
--Kyle Craig

'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.
--Mark Twain

Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
--Mark Twain

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
--Mark Twain

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
--Mark Twain

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
--Mark Twain

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
--Mark Twain

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
--Mark Twain

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.
--Mark Twain

It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
--Mark Twain

Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.
--Mark Twain

There will one day spring from the brain of science a machine or force so fearful in its potentialities, so absolutely terrifying, that even man, the fighter, who will dare torture and death in order to inflict torture and death, will be appalled, and so abandon war forever.
--Thomas A. Edison

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower

In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
--Ellen DeGeneres

Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
--Ellen DeGeneres

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live.
--Martin Luther King Jr.

I don't work like you. I don't, hate.
--Alex Cross

Kill one, save a thousand.
--Wanted Fox (Angelina Jolie)

I need a weapon.
--Master Chief (Halo)

Yes, I am truly sorry for I have burst with so many ideas that it hurts and i cannot sleep at night...sometimes I think I am going crazy with ideas.

I am a Youtuber and I have two channels. One of them I actually have videos in (like one...) and the other one I made a really long time ago and go on all the time. People sub to my first file, the one I had a really long time ago, and hope that I will sub to them...not gonna happen unless I think you're worth subbing to. So first one (the old one that i usually use) is ContactR3ality (current user for fanfiction) and the new one that has one video in it is hatakekaishi (old fanfiction pen name).

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On the Wings of an Angel by MisteryMaiden reviews
All angels know that when they die, they cease to exist. All angel's know that there's no 'after' for them. Just like all angels know that God created more than one Earth. Gabriel's about to find that one of those two facts isn't as set in stone as he thought and that the true answer to one has to do with the truth in the other. Maybe dying wasn't as bad as it could of been.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 203,369 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 3,462 - Follows: 3,794 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 1/24/2015
Newton's Third Law by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
How would the Naruto and Harry Potter worlds change if Harry was raised the traditional Hatake way?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 236,678 - Reviews: 3935 - Favs: 4,120 - Follows: 4,222 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 441,168 - Reviews: 3956 - Favs: 3,430 - Follows: 3,810 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,824 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 6,268 - Follows: 6,244 - Updated: 2/15/2019 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H. - Complete
An Extraordinarily Ordinary Life by Raidermae reviews
Dr. John Watson has always had the heart of a Gryffindor. When he is introduced to the world of magic and becomes the guardian of the Boy Who Lived, the heart of the lion becomes more apparent than ever. This is the tale of a broken man and an abused little boy who find in each other the strength and courage to learn to live and love again. Eventual slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 101,660 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 2,442 - Follows: 3,092 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Harry P., Albus D., Sherlock H., John W.
Demons by tolbean reviews
Alex is back at Brecon Beacons for good this time; forced on to a veteran Unit and a new Sargent that think of him as more of a novelty than a soldier. But then a familiar face turns up, revealing some dark secrets, and suddenly 'Lynx' doesn't seem quite so funny anymore.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,807 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Name Confused by enchanted nightingale reviews
What if Mycroft's name confused assistant was male? Harry Potter tries to shed his name and his past, taking a rare offer of anonymity while still getting to play the hero.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 110 - Words: 64,125 - Reviews: 3026 - Favs: 4,241 - Follows: 5,200 - Updated: 9/27/2016 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Harry P., Mycroft H.
The Adventure of Harry Holmes by EmeryLark reviews
When a four year old Harry Potter was removed from his relatives care due to abuse. He is taken into the care of a very eccentric pair of brothers, who value deductive reasoning and cleverness far more then any emotion. What will become of the Boy Who Lived when he discovers who he truly is? And what will become of the Wizarding World when H. J. Holmes attends Hogwarts?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,343 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 2/28/2014
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,663 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 5,834 - Follows: 5,486 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Pound of Flesh by marylouleach reviews
Sherlock wasn't the only Holmes that knew how to fake his death, a series of unrelated events fall like puzzle pieces into place. The road home can sometimes be hard to follow, no one knows this better than the Holmes brothers. John does what he does best he saves the life and Sherlock solves the crime, with a little help from a compulsive double 00 and a Quartermaster. no slash
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,555 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/17/2016 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Q 3, James Bond/007, John W., Sherlock H.
Unexpected Variables by evil-step-sister reviews
When the Potter family was attacked, the Wizarding World mourned their death and celebrated the defeat of the Dark Lord for weeks to come. But people would be left puzzling over the disappearance of the youngest Potter for years. It's too bad nobody thought to include the Winchesters into their equations.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,803 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 3,057 - Follows: 4,003 - Updated: 3/14/2016 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Changing What is to Come by juman1994 reviews
Kakashi listens to Madara as he revels the truth behind the Massacre before finding himself back in time. Now he must come up with a plan to make a better future for everyone he cares about. By helping his team become stronger and bonding with his generation, will Kakashi succeed? Story of team-bonding, second chances and friendship. Team Minato Fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 144,845 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U.
The Best Friends by Crowlows19 reviews
K-Unit is about to learn that revenge, boredom, and paintball is a dangerous combination where these two best friends are concerned. Now a series of scenes about Tom and Alex's friendship in different situations.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,766 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
In Search of Companionship by Inevitably Insane reviews
After the events of the Sign of Three, Sherlock falls into a bout of melancholy; Mycroft, the consummate manipulator, suggests "filling the gap" and things largely get out of hand from there. A Sherlock adopts Harry!fic, set between Episodes Two and Three of Season Three.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,960 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 2,950 - Follows: 3,953 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
The Eccentric and His Loyal Accomplices by T. Z. Townshend reviews
Nearly thirty years before Harry Potter's time at Hogwarts, there was another trio that was always there when something happened: Sherlock Holmes, Molly Hooper, and John Watson. Extremely slow build Sherlolly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,316 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 6/28/2013 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] John W.
Jam Transit Hyems (Under Refurbishment) by Welcome To Story Time reviews
Those who are following this story, we recommend you start following the rewrite. Something is actually happening there and we would hate for you to miss it. -Jean & Diana
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,003 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Endurance by The You of Yesterday reviews
When the Yondaime Hokage died protecting Konoha Kakashi promised to take care of his son. 3 months on, alone & exhausted, he vows to give the kid everything he never had. When unexpected help arrives, Kakashi dares to see a brighter future amid the ruins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,546 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya
Rider At Hogwarts by IndigoStarshine reviews
What would happen if Alex was born with magic? What would the consequences be for both worlds? Will Alex be introduced to 'the bank' before his uncle's death? Follow Alex as he attends Hogwarts in the same year as the trio. Rated T just in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,814 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Alex R./Cub
50 Reasons (The Q-Branch Edition) by ktwontwo reviews
A series of short snippits chronicling events in the life of our favorite Quartermaster. Includes crossovers with Sherlock, NCIS, NCIS L.A. and Hetalia. A part of the 2.5 Holmes 'Verse.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 29,089 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Q 3 - Complete
To Bare Witness by Crowlows19 reviews
Wolf has been sent to watch over a high security witness after his life has been threatened by SCORPIA. What he didn't bank on was a teenager with a knack for trouble. Can he keep the kid safe or will dark secrets threaten everyone's security?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,529 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Wolf, Snake
Everyone has Issues by XxSesshomaruandRinxX reviews
Yassen appears at Alex's school one day and finds Alex broken, bleeding, and bruised in the boys bathroom. With MI6 not doing anything about it Yassen takes matters into his own hands. But as the assasin and boy get closer things and issues occur.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Yassen G., Alex R./Cub
Things Are Never What They Seem by Archer Ash reviews
Harry's entered his school classroom to find there's a new teacher. The man, Sherlock Holmes, has only been there five minutes and I think he's trying to kill me! I wouldn't put it past Uncle Vernon to put him up to it..
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,267 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
221B Ravenclaw Tower by Transcendental Starlight reviews
John and Sherlock are in their sixth year in 1990, the year before Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts. When John becomes the target of several attacks, Sherlock has to find the villain responsible before he or she is successful in putting John out of commission for good. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,827 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Complete
To Know and Notice by InterdimensionalHitchhiker84 reviews
There was another applicant for the Divination teaching position the day Sybil Trelawney was hired. Sherlock Holmes. He may have been an unwilling applicant, but he was competent. He was hired, Sybil was never even interviewed, and the fateful prophesy wasn't heard or noticed. Not at first anyways.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,466 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Remus L., Albus D., Sherlock H.
The Consulting Wizard of Baker Street by consulting-witch-with-a-tardis reviews
One boring day in 221B Baker Street, Sherlock Holmes and all of his friends receive letters from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry **PLEASE NOTE** This is my first fanfic, so please keep that in mind!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,243 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty
White by White.Black.Truth.Lies reviews
Trapped in a mental institution. Certifiably insane. Abandoned by the Military organisation who broke him. Alex Rider wakes up.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Alex R./Cub
The Price of a Collar by Apple in the Ocean reviews
Everyone wants to be wanted. Back from America, Alex has to battle with the unwanted attentions of World Intelligence agencies, memories that won't lay to rest, a maybe not-so-new enemy and an old unit who think they can give Alex the family he's always wanted. Battling against so many wants, Alex will have to choose his place fast- before others choose it for him.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 233,122 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Alex R./Cub
All the King's Men by WieEineFataMorgana reviews
AU: Alex, raised only as a tool for his country, struggles to determine truth from lies and to cling to his own broken morality after his "rescue" from MI6 by Yassen Gregorovich, a man who by all rights should want him dead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,025 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf, Yassen G. - Complete
A Helping Hand by alexsonnn reviews
Alex Rider/NCIS crossover. After Alex gets threatened by SCORPIA he's sent to DC where the NCIS team is assigned to look after him.Who knows how or even if Alex and the team can handle each other? There will be NO spoilers for NCIS and if there are I will post a notice.
Crossover - NCIS & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 116,624 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Alex R./Cub
From 221B With Love by randiwritesthings reviews
Bondlock pre-Reichenbach. Q as the third Holmes brother. When Sherlock and John get enlisted by Mycroft for a job at MI6, Sherlock isn't surprised to see his little brother. John, however, is surprised to see an old friend, and Mycroft and M sit back and watch it unfold.
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,961 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Q 3, Sherlock H. - Complete
James Q One-Shots by bearsrawesome reviews
A collection of James and Q One-Shots about different conversations and meetings they have with one another. No James/Q Slash just friendship. Post-Skyfall
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,449 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - James Bond/007, Q 3
Fast As A Heartbeat by MayContainRandomness reviews
Tamaki and the hosts pop a surprise ski trip on Haruhi. Surprisingly, she enjoys it, even through her lows she starts to see a new side of her senpai. KyoHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,957 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 12/15/2009 - [Haruhi F., Kyōya O.]
My Experiment by namedthingsyouthrowback reviews
Sherlock steals a boy. Sorry- rescues. John helps, because what choice does he have? But not even Sherlock knows just how not-boring things will be...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,661 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 3,631 - Follows: 4,685 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
The Snake Wars Part II: The Sand and the Sky by tancredi reviews
Harry Potter / Naruto Crossover: The story continues
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,665 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012
The Hand of Friendship by insleepshedreams reviews
Minato and his two students are assigned a spying and frienship mission at Hogwarts during the Triwizard Tournament while searching for the ties that link one shinobi to the wizards. However, danger lurks around every corner, and who is there to trust?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 96,491 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 2/17/2011
Back To Hell, For Good? by 32-star reviews
Alex is going back to Breacon beacon. "You're wrong." Alex spoke through gritted teeth. The silence was immediate. "I know that John Rider had a son because my name is Alex Rider. John Rider was my father."... "Blinked. And shot six times, six bullets, into six bull's eyes." No slash. Ben, Alex brotherly friendship. Yassen, Alex mentor/father relationship.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,446 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
A Cruel, Hard World by trillingness reviews
Alex Rider is now a criminal, and also an expert on terrorists. When the Avengers need help on something he's a little too close to he's dumped at their feet, (practically) tied with a bow. Except they're not the conniving agents he's come to expect but more of a strange family, and when they start to uncover his numerous secrets things are really gonna get explosive...
Crossover - Alex Rider & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,500 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B.
Soldier's Poem by Little Miss Lover reviews
With nothing left to live for Alex Rider returns to Brecon Beacons. When he wakes up in a different room he suspects nothing more ominous than RTI. Between sinister terrorist organisations and a secret service with blood on their hands, who can he trust?
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,654 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Alex R./Cub
The Art of Cunning by draco dominus reviews
Everything was normal at the Gryffindor table that breakfast, not even the Slytherin sitting surrounded by red and gold was a strange affair. As Sherlock Holmes more often than not, ate with the Gryffindors instead of his own house, and had been doing so for years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,602 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - John W.
Dead Man Walking by alexsonnn reviews
Ian Rider is back and SCORPIA is after him and Alex. And in the midst of all of that both of the Riders will have to work through their differences that have built up between them. But is Ian the only dead man walking in Alex's life?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,537 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R.
Angels Awaking by moonstone glows reviews
Patrick McKenna is now Pope, but strange things are starting to happen to him. Follow up to Angels Rising.
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,956 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 2,034 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
Caged Wolf by esthete reviews
After the deaths of those closest to him, thirteen-year-old ANBU Hatake Kakashi is headed down a dark path. But when Hogwarts requests a guard for one Harry Potter, will he be able to change for the better? Could the mysteries of his past be revealed in this new world? Set in third year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,183 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Trigger by xxfolkvir reviews
The difference between the impossible and possible lies in a person's determination. Alex is full of determination and is not afraid to use it, but at what cost? Many paths are laid out in front of him; his choice will be the catalyst for many others.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,337 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
A Run in by Allysmurfy reviews
A team of specialist are being formed by intelligence agencies around the world. When MI6 gets offered to take part, they think "What can we add?" The answer was one Alex Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,530 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Alex R./Cub
A Complicated Game of Cat and Mouse by Writers4All reviews
Alex visibly swallowed. Why was this man even allowed to foster children? What should he say? He had handled missions before without problem, but this wasn't a mission. This was his life. Alex Rider finds out that life after MI6 may be more than he can handle. Luckily, K-Unit's there to help - undercover, of course. Set after Scorpia Rising.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 159,006 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Faint Hearted by Scorpia710 reviews
Wolf clenched his fists as a familiar face appeared on the screen. "Cub," Fox whispered as he and the other three men stared at the next target and youngest member of K Unit. Mix in everyone's favorite assassin and what do you get?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,983 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Past and Future by Lady Logos reviews
Alex will face the ultimate betrayal - he will lost everything to gain that one thing that makes all the difference in the world.. Truth. Torture, Mature content in general, language, angst and so forth. Yassen and K-Unit later in the story.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Rolling in the Deep by jandc1987 reviews
After a year in America, Alex Rider is back. He heads to Germany on behalf of MI6 and runs into danger and memories.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,630 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Here, the Wind is Cold by Little Boy of Lothering reviews
"Oh goodness, Hatake Kakashi was not going to be happy." In which Kakashi is sent to Hogwarts for his own protection, only to discover his bad luck persists no matter where he is.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,239 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Kakashi H.
Back in the Mix by camnstarr4eva reviews
This time it's serious. Set after Snakehead. Just when Alex thought it was all over, MI6 are after him, Scorpia are after him. And they're not the only ones. And he doesn't know why. Please review. COMPLETE!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,822 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ninjas by Wednesday1990 reviews
Takes place during the fourth year at Hogwarts. Minato becomes a teacher there as a mission and Kakashi participates in the Triwizard tournament. No Team 7. Kakashi and Minato Namikaze, preYondaime. No Pairings. NOW UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,846 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Harry P., Minato N.
Worlds Apart by kakashifangrl1012 reviews
Wizards, witches, magic. The concept was ridiculous; did the hokage take him for a fool? Then again... "There is more than one kind of magic, Kakashi. I'd like to believe it exists. Wouldn't you?" He wasn't so sure he knew the answer to that question.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 112,943 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Clevermind by awesomehatyougotthere reviews
Alex wanted to stay in school. Obviously, law-defying killers have different ideas. However, good ol' Alex isn't giving in that easily. Will a little.. cheating help?
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,637 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Yassen G., Alex R./Cub
People Like Us by H.J. Bender reviews
Alex has finally managed to destroy SCORPIA and earn his freedom from MI6, but it leaves him with feelings he can't reconcile. Perhaps the advice of a killer is the only way he can find his path again.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
The Bargain or Death And The Warrior by The You of Yesterday reviews
Once upon a time, in a far-flung corner of the earth, was a country named Fire, in which the land was green & the people were brave & true. The White Fang bargains with Death; Death takes pity on the White Fang; the Little Scarecrow is the bargaining chip
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,857 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Sakumo H., Kakashi H.
Rescue Recall by 32-star reviews
Alex is in for a shock! Yassen shows up with life changing info, Johns alive. Fatherly Alex and John relationship, simular build between Alex and Yassen. Will include Yassen/Jack, K-unit later on and Ian, and Yassen training Alex. On Hold - focus on 'Back to Hell, for good' but I will come back to this!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,182 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Darkly Treacherous by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
AU: What if Harry grew up neglected by his parents? What if he had been kidnaped by Voldemort and raised as his dark heir? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,624 - Reviews: 4484 - Favs: 5,120 - Follows: 4,683 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Lethal Arms by H.J. Bender reviews
After receiving a threatening letter from Yassen Gregorovich, Alex finds himself living in fear of being stalked; could the assassin really be out to get him? DISCONTINUED.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,037 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Old faces by Millipher Steerus reviews
What if Ian Rider wasn't dead? What if Alex was thrown into the world of espionage and spy's all before Stormbreaker? And what if the one thing Alex had thought he had lost never went at all? My first fic so be kind!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,456 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R.
Modern Warfare 2: Allen by LightYouAPie reviews
Allen managed to survive on that fatal day when his world was turned upside down... and he's ready for revenge - Review and favorite
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Pvt. Joseph Allen/ Alexi
Shackled by The bestest ever123 reviews
When Jack dies Alex decides he's had enough so he leaves. But MI6 isn't ready to let him go that easily. Unable to let him go on missions without the risk of him escaping, they strike a deal with the SAS...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009
Captive by angelmariecloud reviews
During a routine mission, Roach is captured by terrorist. With time running out for him, can the 141 save him in time? Note: I don't own Call of Duty or any of it's characters.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,014 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Gary Sanderson/Roach - Complete
Eclipsed by a Thorn by TheSecretHeart reviews
A strange invitation sends Lisbon and the CBI team into New Jersey, where a frightening attack lands one of them in the nearest hospital: Princeton-Plainsboro. Amidst new love and painful memories, a certain shadow threatens to wipe out the team for good.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,735 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - G. House, Patrick J.
Six Degrees by Batteries Sold Separately reviews
Co-authored by prone2dementia and Talionyzero. Amidst anthrax threats and cult dealings, two worlds collide. Our favorite characters - major and minor - discover that they are separated by much less than six degrees.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,310 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Harry P., Alex R./Cub
Pridian Moon by SalineRabbits reviews
.:Ch 25 posted:. Crossover, Harry Potter Naruto Six months after the attack of Kyuubi, Hatake Kakashi is being hunted by a merciless traitor. In order to protect him, Sandaime is forced to send him far away, to a land of magic and wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,178 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Kakashi H.
The Secret World Beside Us by Moonlite Knight reviews
It was inevitable that one day he, Artemis, would be kidnapped. He just never expected his kidnapping to involve robe-clad, wand-wielding lunatics who are under the impression that he is someone named 'Potter'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,804 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/7/2007
Laying The Foundations by silentshark reviews
A back-story for Makarov, explaining what he was up to pre-Zakhaev and showing that appearances may be deceptive.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Vladimir Makarov - Complete
The Holiday Spirit by FoxGlade reviews
It was a quiet, somewhat normal Christmas day for Yassen - a fire, a glass of wine or two and a good book. But things rarely stay quiet for Yassen, especially when a certain teenage spy is involved... Torture, language, death. No slash.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010
Normality by FoxGlade reviews
Yassen wanted normality. But others have different ideas for him. Lucky someone is trying to help him... but at what price?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Yassen G.
Temptation by xxfolkvir reviews
Some lines are not meant to be crossed. One step over the boundary could result in disasterous consequences. Alex will dance between the lines. But the question is, which way will he fall?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,421 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009
Wizards and Puppies by incensedance reviews
It was supposed to be a simple mission, to protect a school of children. The only thing Sakumo worried about was leaving his son Kakashi at home. What he didn’t count on was the stubbornness of a three-year-old prodigy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,054 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Kakashi H.
Without A Trace by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Alex has disappeared. No one knows where he is and there are no suspects. Well, Yassen might have a clue.. But he isn't talking.. At least if they find Alex soon.. But what if they don't? Yassen might be forced to give up his freedom for a 14 year old...
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,120 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
Doctors and Mentalists by OnlySoAnHour reviews
Lisbon has been brought to Prinston-Plainsboro hospital during a trip to New Jersey. While House's team is trying to diagnose her, Jane and House are in a battle of wits to outsmart each other. Will have some Jisbon!
Crossover - House, M.D. & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,859 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Teresa L.
Red Rover, Red Rover by Nightblade888 reviews
Red John's been the big bad wolf in California for years, but no more. Kyle Craig has taken an interest, and so he begins a new game that brings in Alex Cross. Can Jane accept the help, or will his pride interfere? I don't own Mentalist or Alex Cross.
Crossover - Mentalist & Alex Cross series - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,185 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Patrick J.
Everlasting Changes by Xx Kiamii xX reviews
When would a teenage spy ever catch a break? Not when a new drug was invented to turn his life upside down and involving K-Unit once again. Will Alex Rider ever have a normal life? Or will it always involve changes for better, or for worse?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,058 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Complete
Echoes from the Past: A Moulin Rouge Story by RavenclawRebel reviews
What happens when what started as a school play becomes a horrifying reality? A modern day version of Moulin Rouge! R&R please!
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,386 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Satine, Christian - Complete
Hogwarts' ANBU by Mayet reviews
After Voldemort's return at the end of the fourth year, Dumbledore thinks it wise to better protect his school and students. For this purpose he decides to hire a few well known Shinobi... Full summary and pairings inside!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 136,938 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Harry P., Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Devil's Heartbeat by Jake Caldefore reviews
Nonslash, House/AR crossover. Dr. Gregory House was never a patient man, and when he is given the job to diagnose one 'Alex Rider,' he can't believe that the kid could be so...vague. Full summary inside. Rated for language and violence.
Crossover - Alex Rider & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - G. House
Challenge by vampassassin reviews
Challenge. Definition: Fleeing MI6, joining Scorpia, ending up with a Russian with a drug problem as your only family, being hunted by every man and his dog and trying to successfully complete therapy, all at the same time. Alex knows what a challenge is.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,175 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 1/8/2008
The Guard, the Guarded, and the Guardian by xxxalchemist reviews
HPXNaruto NarutoxHP a youngKakashi finds himself in the forbidden forest, and is soon discovered byDumbledore. Kakashi, injured and throughly confused, is ordered to attendHogwarts and protect Harry Potter. But how is his own past tied up in wizard affair
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,877 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Kakashi H.
The Unlikely by swabloo reviews
Naruto Harry Potter crossover! There's more to the Hatake white chakra than meets the eye, and combined with a deadly curse the effects are improbable, at best. When realities and timelines merge, a deadly, lazy, porno addicted assassin is born.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,277 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Karmic Balance by swabloo reviews
Where one good turn deserves another, and a bad one needs to be balanced. Yassen and Ian, working together to rescue the one thing that ties them to each other: a seven year old Alex Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,686 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Ian R., Yassen G. - Complete
Finding Peace: DD2 by Foreverwolf reviews
Sequel to Deaths Door. Alex isn't sure what he's looking for, but with a little help, and a few hard learned lessons, maybe he'll figure out it's been there all along. WARNING: Torture in it's truest form.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,984 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 95 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
Kill or be Killed by vampassassin reviews
When Alex finds himself on the run with 2 killers, he quickly realizes that the only way he's going to survive is to fight dirty. It'll take more then brute force to escape MI6's control once & for all. It's kill or be killed & Alex is determined to win..
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 127,736 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007
Assassination? by Tandtroll reviews
Harry Potter crossover He is far away from home on a mission gone wrong. The road back home is a bumpy one for a young Hatake Kakashi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,416 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Kakashi H.
Alex Rider: Mission Jedi by Jedi Goat reviews
Alex RiderStar Wars crossover. MI6 gives Alex a new mission: to go with the Jedi to stop the blockade of Naboo. Friends and enemies old and new make appearances as Alex takes his spying and Jedi abilities to a galaxy wide level.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,542 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Complete
A Dreadfully Convenient Crossover and by Spectra16 reviews
AF HP SOUE crossover. Foaly sends Artemis to Hogwarts to investigate the school of magic and what threats it could have for the People. Will Artemis discover than his missing father is a wizard? And Snape of all people? During HP 3, after AF
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,041 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Abyssus by NorthernHarrier reviews
After Harry's second year in Hogwarts, Dumbledore had to make a choice. After word got out that Sirius Black was on the loose, Dumbledore was forced to make that choice. Enter Hatake Kakashi. NarutoHP crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,505 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Kakashi H. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the web of deception by alexiro1 reviews
Artemis Fowl and Harry Potter join forces...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/3/2005
Elemental Alchemy HP DaVinci Code by catchthesnitch reviews
Murder, cryptic clues and puzzles, danger around every corner! Robert Langdon gets swept up in Harry Potter's world and he is about to have a coronary!
Robert Langdon series - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 51,248 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/23/2004
Blood to Gold by Elbereth in April reviews
Harry Potter Crossover. Holly asks Artemis and Juliet to go undercover at Hogwarts to find someone who has been murdering fairies.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,709 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003
The Family Name by Elbereth in April reviews
Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
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Iunctus Per Nex reviews
Death. It happens to everyone. Death ruins relationships...though strangely also strengthen them. Alex Rider and Harry Potter are two boys connected by one common factor. The death of both their parents at a very young age.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,101 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 1/21/2011
The Need reviews
Who am I? A monster. A monster deeply mesmerized by the moon. The white moon...sometimes turned blood red. Read about me. Hiatus becasue of no inspiration but I still don't want to give up.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009
A Soldier's Life reviews
Read as CPO Spartan 117 grows & learns. Read about his life, comrades & a special OC. This is Master Chief's childhood. This will take place in the Fall Of Reach so SPOILERS for people who haven't read. Permanent Hiatus. Sorry. No inspiration for this.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,669 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Master Chief/John-117
Angels and Demons Parody Script reviews
Well, you can call this a sequel to Recipe of Antimatter. This yet again is a humor write on one of the scenes. We acted it out and it got a good response.
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
PsychoPathetics reviews
What happens when Alex Cross' enemies, Kyle Craig, Gary Soneji, Geofrrey Shafer, and Thomas Pierce team up? What happens when some kid invites them to a dinner party for all psychopaths? Hiatus becasue of no inspiration but I still don't want to give up.
Alex Cross series - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008
Recipe for Antimatter reviews
Humerous Recipe for Anti-Matter. Hope it's enjoyable.
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete