Fat hope

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Iggy and Soph's bed scene(SQUEE!): http:///art/Request-for-BookSpaz-133431083

The AWESOME girl who drew it: http:///

Favorite Quotes

Ashley Greene(Alice Cullen): "Oh, we will totally kick ass!"

Jackson Rathbone(Jasper Hale): " I don't know--They've got Brooms." (they both laugh)

Kellan Lutz(Emmett Cullen): " Emmett's there. He's the Brute 4. He's there to crack jokes and beat someone up."

Kristen Stewart(Bella Swan): " Robert dazzled me."

Robert Pattinson(Edward Cullen): (laughs)

Kristen: " Do it to 'em right now."

Robert: " Uhhhhhh, (laughs as he throws his head forward.)"

Kristen: " He can't do it."

Robert: " I can't do it ri' now." (they both laugh)

MTV News Reporter Thingy: " There's chemistry on camera. Is there any off camera for you and Kristen?"

Robert: " Well, I proposed to her four times. But, uh, she just keeps saying 'Nah, just buddies.' So, not really. No. (laughs)"

Foamy: " 'Cuz with you, the sky is dark, the world is black. And everybody sucks. You hate everybody, how can you even be here?! I mean, look at that guy over there, he's pickin' his nose! I mean, this is just disgusting!"

NoMoreMarbles(voicing Edward in video pic): " Woman, what'd I tell you?! What. Did. I. Tell. You?!"

NoMoreMarbles(voicing Bella in video pic): " Uh, uh, to stay at the airport?"

NoMoreMarbles(voicing Edwrad in video pic): " Damn right, I told you to stay at the airport! Now look...( trails off to another topic)"

Edward Cullen: " And so the Lion fell in love with the Lamb..."

Bella Swan: " What a stupid Lamb..."

Edward Cullen: " What a sick, masochistic Lion..."

Edward Cullen: " As long as I'm going to Hell, I might as well do it thoroughly."

Kirsten Stewart(Bella Swan): " Yeah, like, they're testing eachother's limits."

Rob Pattinson(Edward Cullen): " But, then, it turns into, like, hell. Like all kisses do." (they both laugh)

Angie Lopez: " Oh no wait! I'll tell you! Because you come from a disfunctional family! (starts walking up the stairs) You know nothing about love and trust! Goddnight! ( stomps up stairs)

George Lopez: " Well--" (Angie throws pillows and blankets at his face)

MTV's Parental Control Father: "True love holds no limitations."

Harry Potter: " I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."

Angel: " I can talk to fish!"

Fang: " Invite one over for dinner,"

Iggy: " And since we're not surronded by snow, I'm still blind."

Max: (sighs)

Iggy: " On the other hand, this carpet is a tasteful ecru, with a cinnamon stripe close to the wall!"

Max: (embarrased)

Miley: " What show, Joe?!"

Miley: " Fine, but I ain't pushing the veal."

Joe: " I thought you were gonna say that. So look at this! Try the veal!"

Mulan: " My duty is to my heart."

Criss Angel: " What you see, is what you think."

Vic: " So you're-a big-a, scaredy, cat?!"

George: " Yes, I am-a a big-a, scaredy, cat!"

Researcher: " You're not a bee, Bernard, you're a boy."

Bernard: " Bzz!"

Researcher: " Boy."

Bernard: " Bzz!"

Researcher: " Boy."

Miley: " Say what?"

Favorite Made-Up Quotes

Moi: " That is so Fa-Larious!(I meant to hilarious, but I started to say funny. ;)"

Friend: " You think everything is 'Fa-Larious.' "

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together