Dr. Harley Quinnzel has just been hired as a Psychiatrist in Arkham Asylum, and is given her very first patient: The Joker (Jared Leto, Suicide Squad universe) Though I don't know what Jared's Joker personality will be like in the upcoming movie, I decided to write down my own sexy, ideal joker as he both tortures and seduces Harley Quinn into craziness! Enjoy!

Akatsuki crazyness

Sasuke return's to konoha & sakura has burnt down her apartment & the whole road. Neji, tenten, sai, naruto, hinata, sakura, shikamaru & ino are all forced to stay round sasuke's until there houses are restored. This is gonna be a sleepover to remember.

"And guess what, you egocentric dickhead; I could get 100 guys to kiss me!" "Confident, are you, Sakura?" A bet gone right in all the wrong ways. SasuSaku.

When sakura,Luna and her friends find out they are mates to six sexy vampire princes. Will Sakura,Luna and her friends give in to them or make them fight for them. All I can say is these girls won't back down with out a fight, will they have freedom.SS

Sakura grows up bestfriends with Sasuke and his brother Itachi, But what happends when she finds out that they are vampires, Royal vampires. She ends up kidnapped and has to fight her way out on her own. Years pass and they see a simalir pink haired girl.

When Team Hawk returns from a mission with a prisoner, Sasuke is surprised to find out it is none other than Sakura.After Suigetsu persuades him to keep her captive,Sasuke finds himself falling for her,and this time,things aren't so innocent between them.

-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.

Discontinued.

[COMPLETED] Sakura had always been the one chasing Sasuke, but when he left and years passed by, her longing for him faded. Now, years after their depart, Sasuke finds a need for her and seeks her to satisfy this deep hunger. [SasuSaku] [LEMON and RAPE]

I was her boyfriend before she was FORCED to fly back here and get engaged to you,does that explain everything? So practically speaking, you were the one who ruined everything here,not me, ototou" Itachi told Sasuke

What will happen if Sakura was hiding something... Something that musn't be seen or found! what if someone's after her for the secret! WTF! She has a brother in the akatsuki? DEIXSAKU yey it's finish!

Deidara had always been a playboy, dumping his girlfriends after a week, a little bipolar too. What happens when he meets his female alter ego, Haruno Sakura? Who's also a Playgirl? It's South Konoha's playboy vs. Former North Konoha's playgirl.

This is what happens, when Gai and Lee get Tenten drunk...Of course, it was all Neji's idea...Yeah, right!

People change as seasons do, but still they unknowingly cling to the ties they've made. When they are lost, when they hide, when they run—no matter how dark the hour—they will find each other again. Regardless of the paths they take, the end will be the same. Together they will venture to the unknown and into something more. A story of Konoha and those bound by fire.

Sakura's sister ino is getting married to her fiance itachi! Only problem is she has feeling's for her brother-in law... Forbiden love? Sasusaku & maybe others...

When best friend Ino bets Sasuke is gay during a slumber party Sakura just can't keep herself from taking on the dare. She'll even go so far as to crossdress and engage her childhood friend Naruto for help. Full Summary inside...

Tenten, a human hates everything about vampires. Enrolling in an all vampire school, she meets Neji, a full breed vampire. As always, she claims that she hates him just because he's a vampire. But, can she resist his charm, and his lust for her blood?

These are the Top 10 ways to humiliate Akatsuki! or get killed by them Hope you enjoy!

It was a normal day for this two idiots until naruto bonked sasuke in the back of his head. what will happen to sasuke? he's gonna go random thats what!

What secret will sasuke learn about himself? And when his secret is a huge threat to Konoha, what will konoha do? find out

Itachi said pointing at the woman's boobs and everybody started to laugh "What the hell did i do?"

and i have what Naruto doesn't have these big boobs!"

Glassy,green eyes looked into the obsidian darkness of a beautiful killer. Samurai Kishi's new assistant, she was almost TOO good...Sasuke couldn't help but be suspicious of her uniqueness, especially when Konoha had become an underworld for villainy...

What the title says XD

in here naruto is a gay and with whom you will find out

Really random crack fic.

Akane's going to the US to study in a renowned university. Ranma won't have it and has decided to make her change her mind...

Hey um.... whoever's up there. It's me, Naruto. I just have to ask you something: Why was I stuck with the perverted fox spirit?

Team 7 is sent on a ridiculous mission to protect Harry Potter in a world where fistfights were out,and wand waving was in.When Naruto is deemed unstable there,Sasuke and Sakura are left to fend for themselves,and the rest of the magical world. .SasuSaku.

the 11th season of friends that me and hazza made up when we were bored so R&R plz be nice my first story! : : very bad summay better story :P

Sasuke/Sakura. “Come with me, Sakura.” His words were so soothing, his touches so intimate, his kisses so real. Or, maybe, she just wanted them to be.

songfic/crack! okay its the Nickelback song we all know and love, ANIMALS! just imagine Sasuke as the guy singing it and Sakura as the girl and you've go the idea of THIS fic! just through in some comments from Naruto, Karin, Sakura's parents, & Kakashi!

It wasn’t a problem until Sasuke realized she didn’t sleep with a bra on. One-shot. Suggestive.

How exactly does Perry know the former prisoner currently being treated at Sacred Heart? What secret does he know and just who is he protecting? And why is The Todd acting a little edgy regarding it all? ONESHOT.

Complete randomness beware !

What do you think would be in Tenten's diary?

Sakura gets waterballooned on her first day at her new school, Konoha high. Then she meets Deidara, a bad-boy prank pulling "Akatsuki" At first she HATES his living guts his friends are cookie stealers, but what happens when... rated T, COMPLETE! YAY!

The Emerald Slayers are a tough gang, but no one knows who their leader is. Turns out the leader is a female & 4 other gang leaders get interest in her. When she dates a gang leader, Sasuke, A LOT of fighting goes on. /Currently editing/

A few months after his forced return to Konoha, Sasuke is given his first mission: to renew his bonds and reestablish Team 7. Sakura, under the Hokage’s orders, has drawn up a list to help him to do so. slightly SasuSaku

A brief outline of the relationship between Neji and Tenten post timeskip, followed by the tale of the mission that provided the next step. Rated for citrusy situations, implied lemon, and Boner!Neji. Mild drama and a few LOL worthy moments.

Naruto is left alone with his four best friends with cookie dough. Excitement ensues. I do not own Naruto.

When Ino, Sakura and Hinata find out a sercet of Tenten's they make her send an email to that person to express her feelings. But when Ino sends it what will she do to get it back? GO READ RANDOMNESS! IT'S THIS STORY'S SIDEFIC AND IT'S PLAIN CRACK RANDOM!

Sasuke a liar? Sakura tries to find out who Sasuke likes, they argue and Sakura doesn’t stop talking, Sasuke shuts her up. SasuSaku!

Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, Ino are skater girls. 4 rich boys fall in love with them. The girls hate them. Thing is, they always end up together. Chaos ensues. Will the girls fall for them or break their hearts? SasuSaku NejiTen NaruHina ShikaIno

One day, Sasuke and Naruto train to take the form of things around them from inanimate objects to living creatures. After changing into kittens, they find that they can't change back! And who happens to be walking by at that moment?

The name kind of says it all. I don't own Naruto... I said it here, as I forgot to in the story xD... oh well!

there are two new sensei's in konoha, their squad learns their dangerous, secrete and love blossoms between sensei and pupil. NejiTen.rate change. i blame the direction the plotline took when i was tired.

Sakura is forced to bring Sasuke back, by Tsunade herself. what happens when Sakura thought she ne longer loved him, but how wrong she was. SASUXSAKU.

He vowed to protect her. Endure all pain for her. Erase all the hurt and tears. Just so she'd be able to smile again the next day until eternity. Because she's all worth it. AU. sasusaku.

.:One-shot:. A horny Uchiha is not a patient Uchiha. .:SasuSaku:.

Azula from Avatar and Itachi from Naruto are getting married! Aren't you happy? Well, Sasuke and Zuko aren't. In fact they'd do anything to stop it. Itazula, Zutara and SasuSaku in later chaps. T just in case. On haitus.

Sasuke has returned from The Sound to find that Sakura has turned into a beautiful Kunoichi that is over him. Sakura couldn't wait to get her revenge when Sasuke returned. The thing they didn't expect was to refall in love! SasuSaku and implied others!

COMPLETE Sasuke returns to Konoha and when Sakura and Naruto learn about Sasuke's real reasons for joining with Orochimaru they try their best to forgive him. But can they return to the way it use to be, or will it be even better? SasuSaku contains Lemons

Sakura is a hot rich girl who parties with her friends and then suddenly get watched by Sasuke...then horrible things start to happen in thier lives! SXS! rated M for Mature! Dont read this...rlly its so stupid. : i got ur backs! LOL

Neji and Tenten get plans to trick each other to see if one of them likes the other. NejiTen and mentions of SasuSaku, and TemShika

Team Hebi takes the term 'Peeping Tom' to a whole new level. Finally, their big boy Sasuke is growing up and becoming a man, but this time they're gonna see first hand just how much of a 'man' he actually is. Crack, Oneshot, Sasuke&Sakura

It was a long day. SasuSaku crack fic.

The next thing I knew...You accepted my proposal...CHE! More like you FORCED me TO! XPSasusaku PLEASE R&R! oneshot...but if you like it..i'll probably make this a story. Ja!

What happens when Sakura and Deidara are locked within the same bathroom? Fighting, arguing, annoying each other and wait! Having... Sex? ONESHOT! LEMON UP AHEAD! Deidara x Sakura

Sasuke has returned and he needs a physical. sassaku, slightly hinted nejiten and shikaino. rated m for lots of language and hormones? o.O DISCLAIMER: DON'T OWN NARUTO

Itachi woke up from an erotic dream, fully aroused. What better way to satisfy his hunger than a little midnight snack that goes by the name: Sakura Haruno? WARNING: LEMON IN FIRST CHAPTER! ONESHOT, PLEASE REVIEW!

Sakura is forced to watch Elmo with her little cousin. Such torture is unbearable for her! She ends up getting herself into some trouble because of the little fur ball, but is it really all that bad? SasuSaku, rated for language

Itachi is a vampire each night he chooses a human to feed himself until the day he met his next prey, a young girl that kicked his ass for trying to suck her blood. What will Itachi do with her? And what is the bet she made with sasuke? ItachiSakuraSasuke

Hyuuga Neji, I AM NOT A FANGIRL! Neji is accusing Tenten of being a fangirl. And wait, does she have a fanboy? [please R&R]

[REVISED][Sasu x Saku] It was all her fault, but he didn’t regret anything. Besides, what an Uchiha wants, Uchiha gets. And he want her. Dark fic.

I am known as the Angel, the Devil, and the slayer. I must slay them ALL, save them and the people, nothing must get in my way. Even love... SasuSaku, and little NaruHina, InoShika along the way. [Vampire Story]

[Oneshot, NejiTen] Them? Caught in the act? NEVER. [CRACK!fic]

Title is weird, I know. ONESHOT NejiTen. Tenten challenges Neji to a fight. Note: I suck at fight scenes, so bear with me And yes, Neji argues with himself.

Kakashi decides it's his duty to tell his students about the birds and the bees, but they're not all too willing... are they...? NaruSasu

Iruka is teaching the class Sex Ed...and this story is old and it sucks.

[SASUSAKU] The world is ruled by vampires and werewolves, and Uchiha Sasuke is the most deadliest vampire alive and he gets what he wants, and he wants Sakura. WARNING: DARK FIC [on hold]

Naruto has a strange occurance at the ramen stand.

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