Pippin's Socks
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Joined 09-20-08, id: 1697695, Profile Updated: 05-22-12
Author has written 17 stories for Bleach, Soul Eater, Mortal Instruments, Hetalia - Axis Powers, How to Train Your Dragon, Glee, and Supernatural.

'How are you a hobbit? Hobbits do not have socks.' - Alliriyan.

Ohai thar. You've hit the HMS Pippin - James Cameron movie on the horizon as we speak.

I am an Anglo-Scot hybrid, prefer my Mars Bars opinionated, and compulsively lie. Y'see, I don't even like Mars Bars.

(Actually, I do. But only if they are deep fried. Harhar, stereotyping)

I don't bite, so feel free to say 'Hi.' :)

My epic harem:
Alli-Sue
Fiercy
Nezzy

Places you can stalk me:
@livejournal - pippinssocks
@ tumblr - sassygaynations (don't ask)

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Hell Butterfly by Alliriyan reviews
What lives in the slivers between dimensions? When does an arrancar become a vaizard, and what power will the Hougyoku unleash at the zero point between the two? Ichigo will go anywhere, take on anyone to protect his friends, but when his sister is turned against him he learns that survival lies only in the claws of his inner enemy... And Aizen wages war against heaven and earth.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 323,082 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 6/25/2019 - Published: 10/21/2009 - [Ichigo K., Orihime I.] [Karin K., T. Hitsugaya]
To Fight Beside You by Vixen2004 reviews
“Penelo, if you do not stop hunching over your bow like so you are going to develop scoliosis.” A one shot on what must have been going through each of our companion’s heads as they fought beside each other to save the world.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,223 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 11/28/2007
Utopia by Takma'rierah reviews
Five years after X-Men: First Class. Erik managed to take over the world and kill off most of humanity, but mutant utopia has yet to materialize. Charles is his reluctant companion. Eventual Erik/Charles, dubcon. Dark!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 152,003 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
Honey Coolers at the Speakeasy by Alliriyan reviews
Baccano! drabbles, commencing with Claire and Chane's wedding ceremony 'Sweet Nothings'.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Chane L., Claire S. - Complete
In Better Days by snappleducated reviews
"Tell him that it was me who sent you. Tell him that he never should have trusted me." — Sansa, and the ugly road to becoming a queen.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,700 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Sansa S., Petyr B./Littlefinger - Complete
The Worldsmith by puellanerdii reviews
Sent back in time to deal with a mysterious threat to England's nationhood, England and America contend with the undead, the power of language, and their own clashing personalities. USxUK. Also known as the "time travel, Shakespeare, and zombies" fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,436 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - England/Britain, America
Never Trust Girls with Cow Tails by Abarero reviews
Denmark's forgetfulness causes trouble when he can no longer see Norway's magical friends and accidentally ends up offending them. But what you can't see can't hurt you...right? Denmark/Norway
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,677 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Scorched Earth Drabbles by Fictatious reviews
A series of drabbles in and after the war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,251 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Germany, Prussia
Buttercream Icing by songxbird reviews
Holmes/Watson Bromance. "Holmes," Watson interrupted. "This is hardly the time or the place to discuss the nature of my hygienic routine." Why did Watson stay awake after the duo was thrown in jail? To Holmes, the answer is obvious.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete
Soul Eater for the Teenaged Soul by Fierce Socks reviews
A hundred souls, a hundred themes. 39/100: Every parent learns that their little girl will eventually grow up. Even the legendary ones. For Marshmellowdragon, Winner of the Fairy Cakes and Fiction Awards.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 42,355 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Spirit A./Death Scythe, Kami
Contracts by Maiden of the Moon reviews
The devil will go to great lengths to get what he wants. -"Hide and Seek" Saga, Part 1-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Five Times the Sonic Screwdriver was Useless by netgirly2k reviews
“Never touch my sonic screwdriver.”
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/23/2009 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Cat In My Fridge reviews
Isn't it ironic that mirrors that have cracked and broken are the ones to gleam the most brilliantly of all? Sebastian x Ciel. Rated M for sexual content. Non-shota.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,474 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 67 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Red Rider by White as Sin reviews
Originally written for the hetalia kink meme. England's long love affair with War. Crossover of Hetalia with Pratchett's/Gaiman's "Good Omens."
Crossover - Good Omens & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2009 - War, England/Britain - Complete
Buggre All Thif Everything by Empatheia reviews
-Crowley x Aziraphale- What's the worst that could happen? It isn't like the world will end.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Connect the Dots by MarshmellowDragon reviews
Ace, Dragon, Garp, Luffy and their dysfunctional family unit. /unfortunately, no longer canon compliant/
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Dragon - Complete
The MarySue by Dallas W reviews
Bashing the overused Mary-Sue character. No offence to anyone... haha.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,517 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Valour by Pseudonym1390 reviews
He didn't pull the trigger...but he might as well have.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Pink Martinis by NessieGG reviews
UraharaYoruichi. 3 AM. A questionable drink.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Published: 4/14/2008 - K. Urahara, Yoruichi S. - Complete
Next Time She'll Just Try Vegas by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Renji was just glad he hadn't had to use the tranquilizer- he was pretty sure Rukia would count her brother being unconcious as 'something stupid that ruins everything.'
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Stolen Halo by Empatheia reviews
Tykki x Linali x Kanda. She came back from his twisted paradise just a little bit broken.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,081 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Cigarettes and Petticoats by The Sugarfaerie reviews
Really, life is full of extraordinary coincidences... And not all are for the best. The life and times of Juno, Travesty, Tattoo and Liberty, from young girls to Diamond Dogs. Rated for violence, adult themes, language and sexual references. Complete!
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,484 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Baby Doll, Nini - Complete
Surreality by tonraq reviews
Bobby's habit of going solo in the Danger Room after Alkali Lake takes a twist one morning.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Iceman, Pyro - Complete
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Monday's Child reviews
20 things. Strictly speaking, he's probably crazy - Gabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Singin' in the Gore reviews
AU. Because the middle of a zombie apocalypse is the perfect place to start having your teenaged romance. Klaine. For Nezz.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Deniability reviews
CoB. Because Alec Lightwood is not interested, at all. In fact, last he checked, he didn't even have a single hormone in his system. Magnus/Alec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Sticks and Stones reviews
Hiccup decides to take a stand. And fails miserably. Astrid/Hiccup. For Alli-Sue.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Lacking in Any Sanity reviews
The UN kindly requests you stop terrifying the interns. Oh, and having sex in all the cupboards. That too. Various pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Rinse, Repeat reviews
1944. Some things are left unsaid, and others just have fabulous hair. America/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/2/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Conquests of a Failed Gentleman reviews
Okay, seriously, this is the UN. Kindly keep all nymphomaniacs outside the building. America/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Translations Provided reviews
Because 'you're a twat' and 'I love you' are completely synonymous, at least according to America anyway - America/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/3/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Non Refundable reviews
There is a perfectly logical explanation as to why Jace Wayland is baking cookies at 2 o'clock in the morning, just give the boy a few minutes to come up with something. – JaceClary. For Fiercy.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Cracked reviews
Ichigo was almost 100 percent positive the real Karin had been abducted by aliens. HitsuKarin
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Karin K., Ichigo K. - Complete
We Interrupt This Broadcast reviews
'There better be a damn good reason you're knocking on my door at 4am Soul…' MakaSoul.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
Of Kleenex and Chicken Soup reviews
Kid is sick. The end is nigh. Hints of Liz/Kid/Patti.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Death The Kid - Complete
Or Die Trying reviews
She knew romance was dead when he proposed via text message. HitsuKarin.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/5/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
5 Bucks an Hour reviews
Kid can be quite a manipulative little bastard sometimes. Stein/Marie. AU-ish.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
It Must Be Destiny reviews
Next time he asks her to marry him they better not be in a hole, in the rain, at 2am...bleeding...In fact just don't ask again. - UraYoru
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2009 - K. Urahara, Yoruichi S. - Complete
Assumptions reviews
HitsuKarin. Matsumoto should really get her mind out the gutter. Rated because the gotei thirteen are closet perverts and really shouldn't gamble so much. One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 89 - Published: 1/6/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K.
Because of Hormones reviews
Finally after 100 years Hitsugaya's nonexistant hormones kick in, to bad it's the middle of a war and he has absolutely no idea what he's doing. God help us all "HitsuKarin" Just for fun. COMPLETED!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,059 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
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