SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.

And so that was how it had been. He wouldn’t always come into her office to stare out her window. Some days, even weeks would pass before she saw him again, but true to his routine, he would soon be sitting in her office once more. SasuSaku.

A Demonic Angel. He was her guardian and servant. He would die for her, and would kill on demand. All she had to do was tell him. He'd even love her on her command. AU SasuSaku inspired by the video made by ExquisiteKOREAN

Sou dayo! SasuSaku Love Anthology! It's a waltz. A never ending cycle. Of so many broken hearts, tears, and blood.

I don't know you. I can't remember you. But: one word. One look. One smile. And I know. Again, I'd fall. [Sequel: The Uchiha Sweetheart]

AU/ SasuSaku. "You are my inspiration." And so he said. She would have been charmed. But he continued, "little sister."

Endless. Everlasting. No Love can beat Death. But who knows? Maybe Sasuke's can. After all, an Avenger's love is the best love of all.

/SasuSaku/ They say that Uchihas have the power to make disasters their slaves. And Sasuke's the luckiest. He got the hottest disaster. Literally. “If you leave me, I’ll die.”

Oneshots Collection -SasuSaku- Rating doesn't apply to every chapter: He had realized he had done the worst mistake of his life so far.

SEQUEL TO FAST FORWARD Can no one change the future? Is it dangerous to play with fate? Can you use the powers of a monster without becoming one? Sasuke and Naruto must fight against their demons if they hope to save the future..the clock is ticking SS,NH

Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku

S5. Humour. J/D Friendship. "He was going to lie right here on the floor for the rest of the afternoon. Maybe a hole would appear and swallow him up. He could really do with a nice big tear in the space-time continuum right about now."

Team 7, legends in the making. Their lives will weave an epic once more. Part Five: The Jounin Exams are under way, and in the midst of the chaos Kakashi's team will be thrust into once more. [SasuSaku, NaruHina]

‘I won’t fangirl Uchiha Sasuke, I WON’T FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, who cares if he has a godlike body, amazing eyes, soft black hair... Crap.’ AU SasuSaku COMPLETE

People say in times of great pain and torment, the mind will reach out to extraodinary bounds. What if they were to break? Who would fix them? All Naruto and Sasuke have is each other. Why is that? Where is Kakashi and Sakura? Dark fic, SasuSakuNaru

SasuSaku It hurts to know when she thinks you're joking when you confess. But then, love hurts right? And despite that fact, you still manage to smile for her, and that's the irony of it. AUOOC

[SasuSaku. NejiTen. NaruHina. ShikaIno.] So the boys messed up. You know, again. Obviously, they need to apologize, and fast. But wait, too many chefs spoil the stew...

Various. The skirts and the dresses are nice, but these women wear the pants.

[SasuSaku] Every male has hormones, even if one acted so much like an emo for the most part of his screwed up life. No matter how indifferent he was to them, it was only a matter of time until they make their presence known. Better get ready…Sasuke.

[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]

SasuSaku It's a jutsu gone stupidly wrong. And now, the last Uchiha not technically the former Uchiha Sasuke is now... Miss Uchiha Sachi! Goal 1: in progress. Goal 2: Tada! He’s going to be a mother!/UNDERGOING REPAIR.

[Oneshot, Uchiha Family, peripheral SasuSaku] Do you know what YOUR children are playing? [“MIKOTO STOP LICKING YOUR BLOOD YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE IT’S BEEN!”] CRACK!FIC.

I bet you regret going to Sound now, don't you Sasuke–kun?

Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto explain and translate Sasuke's language, including the multiple meanings of 'Hn.' Sasuke is not amused.

NEW CHAPPY! NEW PENNAME! NEW CRACK! Kakashi's a bit bored of the no romance between the Rookie Nine...and Konoha for that matter. What to do, what to do? Give dating advice and become matchmaker...? Oh the horror. SasuSaku and more!

As it turns out, Sasuke isn’t very sexy. Sakura x Sasuke.

[Oneshot][SasuSaku]And you try to imagine them – her grandchildren – that is. And in your mind, they’re all black haired and green eyed and they look suspiciously like you.

[Oneshot, Itachi-centric] Itachi, meet Shisui. The Second. (It would be sorta counter-productive, to massacre the entire clan, and then go and save one of the new members.)

Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.

[Oneshot, peripheral SasuSaku] Uchiha Itachi comes home to visit. His parents are waiting. Sorta. UTTER UTTER CRACK.

Is she real...or isn't she? They say Sakura's dead but she's standing right there in front of me. SasuSaku

No one ever expected their story to be perfect, because they were Sasuke and Sakura, and things could never be easy for them. But still Sakura hoped, Naruto lied, and Sasuke was sorry. [SasuSaku]

SasuSaku The sharingan spins...The Akatsuki want Sasuke to join. Itachi has his own plans. Will they collide with the Leader's or will they intertwine? What does Sakura have to do with it? Discontinued

While Naruto fights Sasuke to stop him from going to Orochimaru, they are mysteriously thrown fifteen years into the future. In this time, Naruto and Sasuke have vanished and left behind many secrets. Namely two. SasuSaku, NaruHina

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

When Sasuke can't sleep one night, Itachi tells him a story about a beautiful mythical faery. But what happens if he meets one in real life? SasuSaku OneShot.

Collection of SasuSaku oneshots! Story 13: It was the First Fall of Snow when they met the first fall of snow when they confessed, the first fall of snow when they were separated. And again, it was the first fall of snow when they were reunited.

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

Oneshot, set after the series. Ed had been downright puzzled – how could Dante have thought he was in love with Rose? Slight drabblelike qualities, some Edwin.

Was he really that obvious? Edwin oneshot, spoilers up to chapter 58.

[AU. SasuSaku. oneshot.] Sakura knows she can never be enough. Sasuke only wishes he could break the chains around them both.

[Crack!Fic rated as such for language] It's difficult for one such as Uchiha Itachi to keep his reputation intact especially when all he really wants to do is be himself. His true self.

When Ed gets drunk during a Christmas party, Winry tries to keep him out of trouble. But alcohol often loosens people's tongues...Edwin oneshot. Semicompanion piece to Under The Influence, but it is not necessary to read that one first.

After an office Christmas party, Riza volunteers to take a drunken Roy home. But alcohol has a way of lowering people's inhibitions...Royai oneshot. Semicompanion piece to Inebriation, but it is not necessary to read that one first.

AU SasuSaku 'I wanted to start a family with you...' he could remember her dying words, and he couldn't help but cry, for the first time since his family's death, Uchiha Sasuke cried. 'Too bad... it can't happen...' and indeed, it couldn't.

Ed's in the detention cell for breaking Kimblee's jaw. But why did he hit him in the first place? EdxWinry, oneshot. Some nasty words.

When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]

In trying to transmute his mother, Ed lost far more than he thought...does he have any chance for a happy ending? Angst EdxWinry oneshot, set after the movie.

Oneshot on Wrath's threat to Ed during chapter 56 of the manga...EdWin, companion piece to 'Checkmate'.

Oneshot, heavy spoilers for manga chapter 56, as Roy ponders Riza's new position...Royai, companion piece to 'A Nice, Honest Girl'

rewritten OOCness, sequel to Jealous Thoughts, Denial Ideas: Poor Sakura! First she gets the flu and is bedridden. Now her overprotective boyfriend and teammates are going to 'heal' her. May God have mercy on her soul.

There are just some things you aren't supposed to know about your village leader. Or his next container. Poor Kabuto. [crack!fic vaguely SasuSaku]

He realizes how fun and delicious restoring his clan is, that he forgets that he does this to restore his clan. They both know she wants him to forget, and he finds himself not regretting it. She was always annoying that way. SasuSaku.

[OneShot] Sakura thinks about her family, their personalities, interests, and her love for all of them. Sasusaku, with implied NaruHina, NejiTen, and ShikaIno.

Lee always makes promises before accepting a challenge. Turns out, he keeps his promises in a list. But what if that list were to be... altered?

ABANDONED. For this I am deeply apologetic, but I have completely lost interest and inspiration for this story. To all of you who have read this: thank you so much. And once again, I'm really sorry.

How do you cope with the death of someone you love? Naruto and Sasuke deal with Sakura's sacrifice in different ways. [Complete]

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.