hey peoples im not really good at thist type of thing but here goes ... im 18 years old. i live in Australia. i like to read (manga and regular books). i still watch satuday morning cartoons.

my favorite anime/manga are: fruits basket, inuyasha, bleach, death note well i guess you get the picture im not goin right into it.

my favorite TV shows are: neighbours, how i met your mother, scrubs, good news week, supernatural, talkin' 'bout yor generation, NCIS, lie to me, thank god your here, family guy, ghost whisperer, rove, bones and castle.

my faviorite book series are: twilight, women of the otherworld, guardians of time, keeper of the boards.

100 Questions:

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? On My Forehead - Chasing Older Sister And Ran Into Doorway
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Nothing ... Apart From A Clock I Made At School
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I've Been Told I Snore
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? All Sorts...
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 10:45am
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? My Own Computer
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Nothing At The Moment
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? Book Collection, My Teddy Bear
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'5" ish
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Sometimes
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Not Really ... I Prefer The Dark
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? No Idea...
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Don't Know
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE GENDER? Dark Hair & Brown Eyes
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Haven't Reallt Thought About It
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Coffee
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese & Ham
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Fairy Bread
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? Who Eats Goldfish...?
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Necklace From A Friend When They Moved Away
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Depends What Way You Mean...
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Anything Thats Comfortable
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yeah
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Snake and frogs
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Probly Not
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Face-To-Face
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 65
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Brunette
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? No Idea...
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? People Who Are Snobbish
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE UNITED STATES? Never Been To The States ... I Live In Australia
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Triple Choc Chip Cookies And Tim Tams With Milo
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Nope ... But My Auntie Works For Alan Dale
37. FIRST JOB? Im A Bum Thats Not Had A Job
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Who Hasn't
41. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? Reading FF
40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Nope
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? I Dont Know ... Stuff
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Nope
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A Twilight Poster From Whats New
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Never thought about it
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yeah
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Whatevers In The Bathroom
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Not Really
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Chicken Meat
52. ANY BAD HABITS? I'm Distracted Easily
53. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? HSM Soundtrack
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Probably
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Not Really
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I Attack My Pine Chest Of Drawers ... Very Painfull
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? I Dunno
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My Bike
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I Dunno Never Counted
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yeah
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? All The Time
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Humor, Character, Thoughtfullness,etc...
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Ummmm...
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Anything With A Good Beat
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Supernatural And Bones
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? You Want To Know My WHAT!?!
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Choc Banana
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Last Time I Counted
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Ummm ... Define Worked Out
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS MISSING NUMBERS? Nope
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I Dont Drive Yet ... But The Fastest My Mum Has Gone With Me In The Car Is 140 Kph In A Van LOL
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Its their choice
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? The V8 Supercars On TV
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Hot Chocolate
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Mum
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME GENDER? I Dunno
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Favorite What..? Im Not Good With Big Words
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? My Sisters
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? July
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Leo
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown
86. WHAT IS YOUR EYE COLOR? Greenish Brown
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT? Red Rooster
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Never Tried It Never Liked The Idea Of Eating Raw Fish
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Jane And The Dragon
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Birthday
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Not Really. No
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? What Or What?
95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Jane And The Dragon DVDs
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? None
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Indutrial Magic - Kelley Armstrong
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Non Existent...

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15 THINGS TO DO AT K-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layby.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

'Never Argue With A Woman'
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage afterseveral hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to
read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think

:Your One and Only Wish:
Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3.Your first initial?
4.Your month of birth?
5.Which color do you like more, black or white?
6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours?
7.Your favorite number?
8.Do you like California or Florida more?
9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down.
(don't cheat--!)
THE ANSWERS
1You are completely in love with this person.
2.If you choose:
Red:You're alert and your life is full of love.
Black:You are conservative and aggressive.
Green:Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue:You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow:You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
L-R:You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z:You like to help others and your future love life looks good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last foreve
July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your soulmate.
5. If you choose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8.If you choose...
California:You like adventure
Florida:You are a laid back person.
9.If you choose...
Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children
2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts
3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping
4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire
5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking
6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado
7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts
8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children
9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping
11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap
12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness
13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required
14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use
15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?
17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)
20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)
23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?
24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan-fiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not) copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Willowfae, SxcAmethyst, Sia Bakura, Balmung's Angel, Ash2112, XDVanilla, Bonesonthebrain,bonesrulz54,dirt track ditz

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Willowfae, SxcAmethyst, Sia Bakura, Balmung's Angel, Ash2112, XDVanilla, Bonesonthebrain,bonesrulz54, dirt track ditz

"REMEMBER WHEN"
REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'mum' (was your hero)
and 'DAD' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe alice should back off bella and get a barbie doll, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your addicted to the little line things that you put in your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

When all else fails blow shit up.

I believe 'die bitch' conveys my feelings properly

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Post this into your profile if you're on of the 8 percent who would be laughing your head off.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're obsessed with Twilight copy and pate this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

I hate britney, yes I do! I hate britney, how 'bout you! If you hate britney spears almost as much as I do, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, (actually I have) Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna (I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlewhisker (I do it all the time so get over it!) Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Pinkpelt (Why am i addmitting this?-_-') Florence Pinky-Poo (I am ashamed to say it, but YES I HAVE!!), TwilightFan2424,Bonesrulz54(Yep, many times),dirt track ditz(i told my friend this and she laughed at me ... then all that day she was doing it i was like LOL)

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, letthemusicplay, -Jessica-Bella, xxDeath's Daughterxx, i love the twilight series, Bonesrulz54, dirt track ditz

If you are a die hard, no hope for cure Twilight fan, copy and paste this into your profile

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day: A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and one survived. The truth: Halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is,

doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),

who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,

who loves and is obsessed with Twilight,

who can express herself better with words than actions,

who doesn't need a guy to complete her,

and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me,
so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:
Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, xXKatieCullenX, Bby-Leyla-Vamp, Shiny-silver-volvo-stalker, Nick1488, Demelza Llivell, becky-x-twilight-x, random jiberish, Dirt Track Ditz

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

QUOTES

Dean - Think we're close to its lair
Sam - Why do you say that?
Dean- Because there's another puke inducing pile next to your face

supernatural season 1 skin
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Rosalie - Is she even Italian?
Emmett - Her name is Bella

Twilight - movie
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Dean - We can't talk to the locals?
Sam - And the free food has nothing to do with it?
Dean - Of course not. I'm a professional.

supernatural season 1 bugs
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Bella - Are you gonnna tell me how you stopped the van?
Edward - Yeah. I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it.

Twilight - movie
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Bella - You gotta give me some answers.
Edward - Yes, no. To get to the otherside. 1.77245...
Bella - I don't wanna know what the square root of pi is.

Twilight - movie
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Edward - I can read every mind in this room. Apart from yours. There's money, sex, money, sex, cat.

Twilight - movie
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Edward - So the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Bella - What a supid lamb.
Edward - What a sick, maochistic lion.

Twilight
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Edward - I'm gonna take you to my place tomorrow.
Bella - Wait, like, with your family?
Edward - Yeah.
Bella - What if they dont like me?
Edward - So, your worried not because you'll be in a housefull of vampires, but because they won't approve of you?

Twilight - movie
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Sam - What kind of house dosent have salt? Low-Sodium freaks.

supernatural season 1 Provenance
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Bella - I'm not a child, Dad. And I'm not grounded anymore, remember?
Charlie - Oh yes, you are. Starting now.
Bella - For what?!
Charlie - Because I said so.

Ecilpse
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Sam - Are you okay?
Ava - Am I okay?
Sam - Yeah.
Ava - I just helped you steal some dead guy's confidential psych files. I'm aweosme.

supernatural season 2 hunted
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Dean - What'd you find out about Granny?
Sam - You're bossy.
Dean - What?
Sam You're bossy ... And Short.
Dean - Are you drunk?
Sam - Yeah ... So? Stupid.

supernatural season 2 playthings
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Bella - Mum, can i talk to you later?
Renee - Come on, we gotta talk boys. Are you being safe?

Twilight - movie
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Dean - You know she could be faking.
Sam - Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick? Dean nods Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick.

supernatural season 2 playthings
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Bank Guy - Alrighty. You guys need anything else?
Sam - No, we'll be in and out before you know it. Just a routin check.
Bank Guy - Okey-dokey.
Dean - I like him. He says okey-dokey.

supernatural season 2 nightshifter
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Emmett - Fall down again, Bella?
Bella - No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face.

Eclipse
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Dean - Did you bring quarters?
Sam - Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.
Dean - What are you talkin' about? I eat.

supernatural season 2 houses of the holy
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Sam - I should've thought of it.
Dean - What?
Sam - It's an old country custom, Dean. Planting a tree as a grave marker.
Dean - You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness.
Sam - Yeah, I know

supernatural season 2 roadkill
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Bella - How did this happen? I thought i was holding my own tonight -for once- and now, all of a sudden -
Edward - You're engaged.
Bella - Ew! Please dont say that out loud.

Eclipse
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Bianca - You like hamburgers, right?
Lucas - We seriously got to go over the right and wrong times for small talk. Dinner party, yes. Five minutes froma vampire ambush, no.
Bianca - Hear me out. Would you eat a hamburger if there was any chance it could punch you in the face?
Lucas - How is a hamburger suppose to punch me in the face?
Bianca - Just say that it can

Evernight
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Dean - Hey, don't forget the extra oniond this time, huh?
Sam - Dude, I'm the one who's gotta ride in the car with your extra onions.
Dean - Hey, see if they got any pie. Bring me some pie. Love me some pie.

Supernatural Season 2 All Hell Breaks Loose Part 1
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Koda - Yeah, well, lucky for him he didn't find uscause when i get into a fight, I go all crazy and I'm a raging ball of brown fur.

Brother Bear
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Xavier - Think Tyrone will let me have her when he's done? We could run away together, build a hut on some deserted island, live off coconuts sunshine and sex.

Stolen
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Prue - (Stiring potion) I feel like I should be cackeling.

Charmed Season 1 Out Of Sight
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Emmett - You're monopolizing the bride. Let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush

Breaking Dawn
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