A series of one shots in which I blatantly and unapologetically disregard realism and go straight to the smut. Some special moments that Lorelai and Luke shared over the years, that I felt could use a little something dirty, just for kicks.

A series of meetings between the mad and the lonely.

Emma finds herself fighting for Jefferson's freedom when Regina decides that he is too dangerous to be left on his own. But are Emma's emotions clouding her better judgement? Continuation of my one shot "Stress Relief."

The curse is broken and Jefferson wants to take his daughter home. Emma, dealing with the truth of her parentage and her own magic, gets caught up in Jefferson's strange life. But burgeoning attraction and a fragile trust are all threatened by an awful truth. Discovering other worlds, the hunt for lost children and missing memories force Emma and Jefferson into an uneasy alliance.

Emma gets drunk and hits on the hatter. He tries to be a gentleman. Hilarity ensues. Rated M mostly for language, but that could change in future chapters

Emma is finding it hard to relax after a hard week, Jefferson offers a solution. A MadSwan smut fic. Spoilers for up to episode 19 of season 1.

Emma comes home, the night after she and Mary Margaret are kidnapped, to find Jefferson sat on her sofa. They now have a problem: he keeps being pulled back there. Mad Swan.

Alex and Gene are drawn together, but clash while investigating a rape case. Drama, angst and romance. Rated M for adult content and the disturbing nature of the crimes.

Have Gene and Alex run their course, or do they a future together? London, 1982 – Alex and Gene find themselves caught up in personal battles and terrifying events which threaten them and those they love. TRA Best Mystery: Winner

Gene Hunt and Alex Drake - When she closed her eyes, all she could see was him falling, a look of pure astonishment on his face as he crumpled to the ground, crimson stains blooming across his shirt.This story now contains VERY ADULT CONTENT.

Alex rings in 1982 with the team. Alex/Gene. M for a significant amount of smut. ADULT CONTENT.

A2A G/A drabble.

Gene, Alex, Ray and Chris while away time at a stakeout by playing Scrabble. Rated T for language and bucket-loads of innuendo.

Set after episode 8 of Ashes to Ashes. Just when the team thought things were settling down, Gene receives a strange note. The implications of this note slowly start to change his life forever. Gene/Alex. Rated M for strong language and adult themes.

ISLAND AT WAR. Baron/Felicity. Can Felicity come to terms with her feelings for the Baron?

Another routine operation for Gene and Alex - but will the conclusion bring them together or drive them apart?

ASHES TO ASHES: Gene, Alex and the gang track down a serial murderer. The tension mounts and certain truths are revealed: AxG M for violence, and some adult content.

Life on MarsHot Fuzz crossover, because the similarities are to great for no one to do it.Nick and Danny are in a traffic collision and wake up in 1973.