On that fateful Halloween night Bellatrix Lestrange decided to sate her bloodlust on an innocent muggleborn family. Life is never again the same for the Most Noble and Ancient House of Black.

On New Year's Eve, seven South Park residents find themselves on a cruise to disaster when their ship is struck by a tidal wave and capsizes. South Park meets The Poseidon Adventure (the original 1972 movie, not any of the three or so remakes), and the original novel by Paul Gallico. COMPLETE. (Missing scene added, can be read as a stand alone one shot.)

Jake isn't known for being careful. If anything, he's known to be bullheaded and clumsy, especially among his friends. But there's a secret he's kept from them his entire life to assure their safety, and he never dreamed one night would change everything. DirkJake Werefox AU.

Dirk swore he'd never put a human in danger again, not after his past mistakes. But after a chance encounter at a local coffee shop, he admits something more than the coffee is drawing him back. (This is a collaboration fic with the wonderful Sachi-sama!)

A fight with the Crystal Gems has left Peridot cracked within an inch of her life. Trapped on Earth, with no one and no way to get home, Peridot's all but given up hope. But she doesn't know the lengths Steven is willing to go to in order to keep her alive.

When some ancient and unknown Homeworld technology accidentally erases their memories, the Crystal Gems figure their forgotten 13 years is trivial; but unfortunately, it appears a LOT has happened in that time. Now with their leader gone, and saddled with a half-human boy who claims to be her son, they must somehow find a way to restore what they lost.

Garnet allowed a near imperceptible smile to settle on her face. "Open wide." Steven still refused to turn his head. "Here comes the choo chooooooo." Steven peeked around. Maybe it was an actual choo choo! But no, it was just Garnet with that green goop. He didn't like the green goop. Why did she want him to eat that stuff? He just wanted his juice!

Jake English isn't one for subtlety- never really has been. Luckily for him, falling into someone's life is the epitome of straightforwardness, and Dirk Strider doesn't seem to be going anywhere. Demonstuck, DirkJake AU.

You are Dirk Strider, charged with fighting off the demons of Derse in a world where everyone is supernatural. Can you keep up the fight and somehow make the oblivious Jake English realize your affections for him? Yes. Yes you can.

Mako, Prince Wu, and the Junior Suite with only one bed. Thank you, Great Uniter.

AU - Kyle is sent to a fat camp for the summer, where he falls in love with kindly junior counselor Stan and experiments guiltily with his corpulent bunkmate, Eric Cartman. Kenny, Wendy, Token, Henrietta, Butters, Clyde, Bebe, Craig and others also have a role in Kyle's life changing summer of 'health education.'

The stars foretell of a new and exciting development for a certain young nomad. The fortune teller had no doubt that good things would surely come Wander's way, no matter who or what he crossed. However, those that became sucked into his orbit...she couldn't be so sure of. - Skeleton Dance: Wander/Hater -

Hater gets lost. Wander tells stories. Eventual Wander/Hater, with a dose of alien fairy tales and worldbuilding on the side. COMPLETE.

Lucky pennies, questions scrawled on notebook paper, and enough fluffy sweetness to keep dentists busy for a long time. Bunny oneshot.

"I am in love with Dr.Doofenshmirtz" Perry was shocked by the realization. Then, after ten seconds he decided being in a shock was unproductive and got over it. But what was he going to do about this? Perryshmirtz, but sort of light

Clyde poops on the carpet. Co-written with glow vomit. this is honestly the best thing here.

Germany and Italy pretend to be engaged. As usual, everything is Romano's fault.

She has lived through the apocalypse and the death of almost everyone she ever loved. Her teenage angst can wait. In which this is a terrible time for a sexual identity crisis and Rose Lalonde comes of age. Rose/Kanaya.

Pregnant and jilted, Henrietta places a vengeful spell on the senior class boys, wanting them to feel her pain. Stan and Kyle are just two of the unwitting victims. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Cartman/Wendy, Craig/Tweek, Token/Clyde

Once, there were four friends with an unbreakable bond. They grew up. Things are different but also the same. For better or for worse? Dave/Jade, John/Rose

"This is how it's supposed to be, heaven or no."

He loses the apple on impact when reality crashes down, and loses everything else soon after. Nothing on Earth could compare with the sweetness lingering on his tongue. Pre-John/Karkat.

"Just think, your first exposure to a normal human lifestyle, and I'll be there to witness it." The girls go on their first date, and Jade learns a little about social boundaries. But not really. Rose/Jade.

Marceline tries to patch things up with Bubblegum; it doesn't go down exactly as planned. Many sexy/wacky hi-jinks ensue.

The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters. COMPLETE!

Butters and Kenny have been playing this game for too long. Oneshot.

Thiefshipping up the wazoo in this fic written for charity.

Double D/Eddy. This was important to him! It was the winter solstice, for crying out loud. Why wouldn't Eddy just come along with him? They were friends...right? Written for the winter solstice.

Rose Lalonde is not familiar with adults. But she knows they aren't supposed to be this nice, dammit! John/Rose, a response to a Captchalogue request

After the game, the kids and trolls must cultivate a new universe. Kanaya is fascinated by the remnants that Earth left behind. Rose/Kanaya.

Phineas is sick, but he refuses to skip a day of inventing. Ferb's worried he's overdoing it, and when he gets the feeling that there's more to Phineas' flu, he wonders if he'll be able to take control of the situation or not.

When Cartman finds out that Butters has a crush on Kenny, he comes up with a nefarious scheme: make Butters believe that Kenny is in love with him. Butters/Kenny, CartmanxWendy, and Stan/Kyle. COMPLETE

Kenny can't sleep at Butters house, and Butters can't sleep at Kenny's.

After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le

The kids all decide that today's the day they find out where Perry runs off to every day. Monogram decides Perry's coming into work whether he likes it or not, and Doofenshmirtz is afraid Perry might not loathe him anymore. What's a platypus to do!

In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!

Eddy’s gone a little too far in his abuse of Double D this time. The problem is, he’s the only one who thinks so! Can he possibly apologize to his sockheaded friend without letting on that he’s going soft? A fluffy little EddxEddy oneshot.

When Stan Marsh decides that he wants more out of his super best friendship with Kyle Broflovski, a lovesick Kyle has no choice but to accept. Now Kyle has two years or less to convince Stan to love him back. If only things were that simple.

K/S slash-preslash. When the Enterprise is asked to transport Vulcan colonists to their new home, Spock Prime comes with them. His presence changes everything – even the things Jim isn’t sure he wants to change.

Kenny helps Butters study for a biology test. Fluffy Bunny.

When Calvin finally sorts out his feelings for Susie, his timing is not great.

The next thing I knew, Butters had flung himself on me, gripping me tight in a warm hug.“It’s not fine!” He screamed, 'it’s not fine at all! You deserve more than that, Kenny'" Fluffy Bunny.

Being cold just sucks, good thing Butters is very warm. Two-shot Bunny fluffy-ness and rated for language.

Poland and Lithuania were partners in just about everything that they did... Lithuania/Poland

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

Kigo. Kim and Shego are straight, archenemies, and trapped in an alternate reality, just the two of them. This is how they fall in love.

Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]

The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.

It’s politically correct Christmas time, and Stan is determined to seduce Kyle with his manly wiles. Most unfortunately, life is conspiring against him. Again.

Ryou Bakura returns to Egypt to try and understand the origins of the Spirit of the Ring. As he struggles to come to terms with his connections to the past, he finds solace—and a new connection—from Marik Ishtar. RBxMI. YAOIish. End of series spoilers.