Age: 19

JSR IS BACKK NIKKUHSSS

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For me, fear is walking in front of a group of people, just to be worried about how they think you look.

For me, acting rude and obnoxious in class is normal, no matter how weird you think I am.

For me, having bizarre dreams is my escape from the real world.

For me, breaking an awkward silence by yelling “MUFFINS!” is the best.

For me, hiding my true feelings with a stupid or sarcastic remark, and a good laugh, is natural.

For me, making people laugh makes me feel that speck of hope that I am good for something.

For me, hilarity is me doing a rain dance in PE in hope of canceling the mile, and it raining two minutes later.

For me, loyalty is my best friend in jail, and me right next to him sayin “DAMN!”

For me, bonding time is my best friend in jail, and me in the cell next to him saying “THAT WAS AWESOME LET’S DO IT AGAIN!”

For me, friendship is me beating a random girl’s ass...because she told my friend her shoes were ugly.

For me, being myself is my friend getting rejected, and me calling up the guy and whispering “7 days...”

For me, fun is sending random people in class visual death threats during a lecture, just for the laugh.

And at the end of the day, it will all be okay. Because I’ll still smile for someone, and I’ll still laugh for something, and I’ll still live on.

- JasperSAYSrelax128

My opinion of running the mile and a half:

Brianna: Come on, let's go!

Me: -panting- fuck...no...

friend: BELIEVING IS SUCCEEDING!

Me: I BELIEVE!! -starts running-

...-runs 10 feet-

Me: okay. Done believing.

My opinion of Miley Cyrus:

Random Girl: I follow Miley Cyrus’s tour dates so I know when to go see her when she comes.

Me: Really? I follow Miley Cyrus’s tour dates so I know when to leave the city when she comes.

My opinion on texting:

Me: uhh...Q...Q...WHERE'S THE FUCKING Q?!

...5 minutes later...

Me: AHA! FOUUUUND IT!!

Mom: what? the Q?

Me: no. the send button.

My opinion on explanations:

Jules: What kind of cell phone do you have?

Me: I have the Blackjack 2.

Jules: what's a Blackjack 2?

Me: THE BLACK THINGY WITH THE BUTTONS THAT GO BEEP.

My opinion on friendship:

Rachelle: So, who was that that you were with earlier?

Me: Who, Steven?

Rachelle: Yea, you guys looked like you were the best of friends, joking around, laughing…how long have you known each other?

Me: ...a day.

My opinion on mornings:

Jules: Good morning Sunshine! The sun says hello.

Me: fuck the sun.

My opinion on helping a friend:

Tori: Hey guyz! I need help! What would you do if your cell phone got lost in a CORN MAZE when its pitch black outside...?!

Me: get down on your hands and knees and pray to god no one mistakes it for a stepping stone.

How I think:

Me: He broke up with me over a text.

Jules: What a jerk.

Me: I know! HE DIDN'T USE ANY COMMAS!!

Projects:

Teacher: Okay, so the point of this project is a research project. You can do it on anything. You can even do it on homeless people. You’d have to have a “doing” thing that you would do, like if you were doing homeless people, you could go pretend to be a homeless person in the park. Try not to pick something like sitting out in your backyard doing nothing for 10 hours. How many people would get bored after ten minutes?

Me: Dude I’d be out of there after five.

IMing:

Mitchell: Ben=jackass

Me: Mitchell=dumbass

In class:

Mr. Cole: I could have taught at elementary school, but the math students aren’t as advanced. I wanted to find people who were more intelligent.

Me: and then you found Alden.

MYSPACEE:

Sarah: god damn it i need someone to hang out with.

Me: There are always chia pets. I heard those are good company.

TV:

Mom: Buzz Aldren is on here! That famous astronaut guy!

Me: Buzz Lightyear?

Mom: Buzz Aldren!

Me: Buzz Lightyear?

Mom: Jenny. Don’t be disrespectful—the guy went to space!!

Me: ...yea, so did Buzz Lightyear...

IM:

Me: life goes on.

Mitchell: ...

Me: until u die.

Mitchell: ...

Me: HAHAHA. then you're...dead.

Mitchell: ...

Me: and theres no life.

Mitchell: ...

Me: oh wait...theres JESUS!

Facebook: (posting my status)

Me: I'm a sad sad panda.

My sister: Can I feed the panda bamboo shoots!!!????

Me: PETTING ZOO HOURS ARE CLOSED!!

Facebook #2:

Mitchell: They're remodeling Wal-Mart!!

Random girl: Um, they have been for like a year.

Me: Mitchell are you serious? Wal-Mart is what you think the facebook world gives a shit about?

Mitchell: hahahahaha, there are some old people on here that may want to know.

My Room:

Me: You’re gonna swim in the ocean with me, right?

Jules: As long as there are no jellyfish.

Me: What do you have against jellyfish?

Jules: They KILL YOU.

Me: ...you’re racist.

Facebook:

Me: I'm genious XD

Jules: hey genius you spelled genius wrong.

Me: ...I'm genius.

Jules: PAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.