Name: You really don't need that do you?

Age: Why does it matter?

Sex: Male

Thank you to the people who have reviewed my fics, and thank you for all your support, I will try to get around to updating or posting as soon as time allows. For now though, best wishes.

"Whoever said that words don’t hurt never got hit by a dictionary."

Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?

If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

If it wasn’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough.

Whoever said, "Nothing is impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.