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Joined 11-01-09, id: 2132707, Profile Updated: 05-07-19
Author has written 9 stories for Torchwood, Doctor Who, Sherlock Holmes, Assassin's Creed, and Mass Effect.

I am a horribly slow updater and I apologize! I get distracted and obsessed easily and start writing new stuff rather than finishing the old stuff. :(

Fandom/fave shows/movies: Firefly/Serenity, Mass Effect, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Team Fortress 2, Stargate Universe, Sherlock Holmes, Assassins Creed, The Avengers.

Pairings:

Firefly/Serenity: Malcolm Reynolds/River Tam • Simon Tam/Kaylee Frye

Torchwood: Gwen/Jack coz that's all that's really left isn't it?

Doctor Who: Amy Pond/11th Doctor XD

Stargate: Universe: Nicholas Rush/Amanda Perry

Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock Holmes/Irene Adler

Assassins Creed: Shaun Hastings/Desmond Miles • Altair Ibn-La'Ahad/Maria Thorpe • Malik Al-Sayf/Maria Thorpe • Ezio Auditore/Leonardo da Vinci • Maria Auditore/Giovanni Auditore *cries on the inside* • Federico Auditore/Isabella Morelli

5 Songs I Couldn't Live Without: An End Once and For All: Mass Effect 3 OST • Novocaine: Fall Out Boy • Immortals: Fall Out Boy • Zero Sum: Nine Inch Nails • This Picture: Placebo

"That reminds me there's a girl outside in a bikini. Can someone let her in, give her a jumper? Lucy, lovely girl... (diabetic)" The 11th Doctor

"Get that thing out of my face" John Watson
"It's not in your face, its in my hand." Sherlock Holmes

"You look gorgeous." John Watson

"That's what I lo... appreciate about you, Shepard. Commander. Ma'am" Kaidan Alenko

"Lets face it, this isn't the worst thing you've ever caught me doing." Tony Stark

Ezio Auditore to Caterina Sforza: "May I come in?"
Caterina: "Alright, but only for a minute."
Ezio: "A minute is all I need."
Caterina: "Uhuh."
Ezio: "Wait... That came out wrong."

"OH S*!T! I HAVE A BAG OF MILKY WAYS!" Unknown. If this was you YOU ARE A COMICAL GENIUS!

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Leonardo Rizzo's Revenge by Carol J Forrester reviews
They knew that the wing's wouldn't work. What they didn't know was just how far Rizzo would go to get his revenge on Leo. Please Review, I've been told that i can write but you're the judges.
Leonardo - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 4/21/2011
Going Home by wereleopard reviews
River has been sent to academy a good one and it has been four years since she has seen him. Her heart belongs to one man who she can't wait to see again.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,271 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 4/22/2007 - [Mal, River] - Complete
Masquerade by JustUptownFuckMeUp reviews
Dancing with a mask, laughing with a killer.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,486 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
The Games We Play by Maple Fay reviews
Post 2x01, Sherlock/Irene. He can't get over it, not quite - and she's not making it any easier for him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,966 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
Stitches in Time by JenniferJF reviews
Happy New Year! Series of One-Shots for 11/River. Latest chapter: It's New Year's Eve. Somewhere.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 13,385 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Anything might happen by El loopy reviews
The Dream Lord takes Amy into a dream of her own. He and the Doctor have, unsurprisingly, a few things in common, including feelings for a particular redhead. 11 x Amy technically. Spoilers for 'Amy's choice'. Now a two-shot as requested.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, Dream Lord - Complete
Foxtrot by JustUptownFuckMeUp reviews
Sequel to Masquerade. After a year of running and capture, I begin my descent into madness.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,692 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Ezio A. - Complete
Mirror of Desire by Temporary Devotion reviews
Amy encounters a magic mirror that shows her a lifetime filled with The Doctor. Filled with anger and regret she agrees to switch worlds with her cunning reflection; but not everything is what it seems and it's up to the Doctor to get his Amy back.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,075 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Bella Notte by openwidesay-ah reviews
Leo and Tomaso meet out late one night. CBBC's Leonardo. Oneshot.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
The Science of Deduction by ifinallylearnthowtolie reviews
Life between cases. The detective and the doctor work together to learn how the other works. But some things they discover are not what they had expected. Wasn't Watson straight? And wasn't Holmes married to his work? Slow to begin with, sorry.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 40,974 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Prince's Gift by tanyart reviews
Altair is the best dad, even if he does make questionable parental choices sometimes.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Altaïr - Complete
Maiden Eagle by The Dancing Bee reviews
Upon realizing that he needs to create the "Brotherhood," Ezio cleverly decides to first recruit the people that he knows can't say no; the women.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,222 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Ezio A.
A Place to Start by damedeleslac reviews
One small step and all that... Amy/Eleven one offs.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 9,287 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Observations of an Eyebrow Conversation by the darkness revealed reviews
Report written by: Dr. Owen Harper. Observed: during Torchwood/Unit meeting. Specimens: Captain Jack Harkness and Mr. Ianto Jones. Report commences....
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 10,605 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Owen H.
Hope for Destiny by hellsbells101 reviews
Picks up where Snarky Scientist can smile left the action. When Dr Cooper is asked to work with Dr Rush things become interesting. Can they get Destiny working like it once did and how will the crew manage day-to-day life.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Dr. N. Rush - Complete
Darker Shades of BLU by D.Muffin reviews
A murderous demolitions expert; a technological virtuoso bent on revenge; a shell-shocked war mongrel with onset paranoid schizophrenia... And that was before BLU recruited them. Classified backgrounds hardly remain buried forever.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 100,343 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Demoman, Pyro
The Cold Hard Facts by Raine Cooper reviews
When Irene Adler enters Sherlock's life again, everything begins to change. And, how does Moriarty know Irene as well? Irene/Sherlock/Jim. Sherlock&Jim belong to BBC, while Irene really belong to Sir Doyle.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sherlock H.
An Interesting Turn of Events by Xiah-sensei reviews
SLASH WARNING-ONESHOT-Sherlock's playing with a kitten! Harry's come over for a visit! And John's getting raped behind Sainsbury's - No! Wait! It didn't get that far! Sherlock Holmes to the rescue! R&R
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Corrosion by tiromoo reviews
They hadn't told him this could happen. They never said he would forget himself, that he would lose everything he was to the bleeding effect. - Kinkmeme fill.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Desmond M. - Complete
Wanderlust by Val-Creative reviews
Sequel to s i l v e r a u r o r a 's "this bipolar love affair". ElevenxAmy. A collection of snippets where a pregnant Amy travels two weeks with the Doctor before the birth of another Time Lord. Humor. Twoshot. FINISHED!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - [11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy] - Complete
Making Do by ladypredator reviews
My version of what might have happened if TJ hadn't interrupted Nick and Mandy in "Sabotage." Spoilers for that episode.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Dr. N. Rush
Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? by Jax33 reviews
The Doctor isn't saving galaxies and planets this time. Something has set it's sights directly on the last of the Time Lords and the Doctor is about to be put in a position he is not at all used to, prey. Are you afraid of the big bad wolf?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
On one condition by El loopy reviews
Amy agrees to leave him alone on one condition...Set at the end of 'Flesh and stone'. Spoilers. Oneshot. 11 x Amy
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2010 - [11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy] - Complete
When A Heavy Calls by Jak Ransom reviews
Sniper notices that Medic is always following Heavy's orders and never having time to heal others. Sniper hates Heavy for controlling her and decides to change that, and becomes closer to Medic in the process. Sniper/FemMedic. Epilogue Added.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,490 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sniper, Medic - Complete
Always in this Twilight by seren23 reviews
Rush made a face. "I'm not altogether sure I should be insulted or complimented by the comparison to a herd of bulls." TJ/Rush UST one-shot.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Lt. T. Johansen/T.J., Dr. N. Rush - Complete
Kino Vision Number 8 by EllieV reviews
The kino reviews its footage and stops on Rush's favourite joke.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Dr. N. Rush, Lt. M. Scott - Complete
Fine Winding Tendrils that Strangle the Heart by eternitywaits1 reviews
Rush/Chloe. Destiny whispers to her, all the time. Character death.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Dr. N. Rush, Chloe A. - Complete
Snarky scientist can smile? by hellsbells101 reviews
Dr Nicholas Rush is known not play nice with anyone. Yet when Young brings another scientist to work with him he doesn't object. Has the world ended or is the relationship that develops just what Destiny and it's crew need. Rush/OC
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,748 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Dr. N. Rush - Complete
Dealing with Demons by Scrunchy reviews
How Spy and Scout respectively deal with their consciences... emo!Fluff ensues.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Scout, Spy - Complete
Rule of Flying by Built on the Horizon reviews
There’s something not quite right about Mal Reynolds and his crew. It’s chilling the way the flight controls are covered in dust.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2009 - River, Mal
Slow Burn: Simon & Kaylee by The Lady Elizabeth reviews
A series of ficlets, and some slightly longer stories, too, revolving around the complex relationship that Simon and Kaylee have throughout the course of Firefly and Serenity.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Kaylee, Simon
Needed Rest by GorramGirl reviews
Kaylee has a bit of a cold, and Simon demands she rest. Takes place in BDM after Miranda, but before the Engine Room Scene. Not smut but its implied,a bit fluffy. Please review; like, for realz, please review. thanks
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Simon, Kaylee - Complete
Sounds of Sniper by yamiishot reviews
Gift for Bunnyzilla. Sniper is up in his perch, singing a little song. SniperxSpy Female OC Spy that is. Sorry guys, but it was requested
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
The Lives We Take by Tyloric reviews
Slash- Spy/Engineer- Your hands are stained red. You killed a man. You're a murderer. Monster.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
173 by jane0904 reviews
A little one-shot, in my own version of the 'verse. Kaylee's making dinner, and Simon's 'helping' her. Mal makes a guest appearance. Thank you for reading, and reviews are shiny!
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Kaylee, Simon - Complete
Spin the Truth by Ms Kitten reviews
It's Kaylee's birthday and she convinces the crew to join her in a fun game of truth and dare, but not completely like we know it. Silly fun.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,593 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Kaylee, Simon - Complete
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Fighting Nightmares reviews
Fluff. War Hero fem Shep. Set just before the end of ME3. A normal night on the Normandy means another nightmare for Shepard and when sleep is needed she turns to her crew for help.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 2/8/2015 - J. Garson, Kaidan A., Garrus V.
Lucy reviews
A small visit to earth, no biggie and no life threatening danger made a change. Finally, a boring day. What the Doctor didn't realise was just how interesting it was about to get. Now finito!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 5/13/2010 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Our Lives in Music reviews
A series of shuffle stories for Doctor Who. No particular order, just as and when. Enjoy!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Actions & Consequences reviews
Because all actions have consequences. Sorry if any characters are a bit OOC!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Rebecca C., Shaun H. - Complete
Expectations reviews
When Irene Adler pops unexpectedly back into Holmes' life she's not alone.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Irene A.
Everything I Saw reviews
Just all the emotions I see in the Doctor and Amy at certain points. I don't know what genre it is so bear with it. WARNING! spoilers for episodes after and including Flesh and Stone. Italics are used instead of speech marks because these are not quotes.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Avoiding the Eyes reviews
The sure-to-be-awkward conversations between the Doctor and Amy. Of course SPOILERS for "Flesh and Stone" and "Amy's Choice". Darn there's no "Awkward" genre!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Drowning in A Pond reviews
Just a little moment between the 11th Doctor and Amy. Set a little while after "Flesh and Stone" WARNING! Spoilers for "Flesh and Stone"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
1000 Torchwood Moments reviews
Just some little ficlets involving the team.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010